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  Road got vocals

  My suspension bushings

  2026-09-04 10:24

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  Cars had plot armor

  2/3 of my cars are over 25

  2026-09-03 10:31

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  Perspective check

  Reality may be absolute, but other people's experiences are not.

  2026-09-02 22:31

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  Caught in 4K

  Real or not, my brother has a husky and they will absolutely do that. Then actively ignore you afterwards.

  2026-09-02 22:27

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  Art class casualty

  "Pull start"

  2026-09-02 16:19

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  Should've checked the bag

  10% chance of sauce

  2026-09-02 16:13

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  Bro used a robot vacuum to catch his wife cheating

  Ok, but yet tech companies recording my every move online and irl via gps is legal?

  2026-09-01 10:15

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  can't see him

  Why is there just a picture of a blurry background?

  2026-09-01 10:11

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  Rules for thee, not for me. You're all peasants anyway yo...

  If I lived across the street I absolutely would. For my own safety of course. Could also drive by and take a picture. Then pin it to that address.

  2026-08-31 16:50

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  Post-traumatic Stall Disorder

  Just take practice. You'll get it eventually.

  2026-08-31 16:47

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  car priorities

  Never heard of them. Looked them up. I kinda dig the design. Simple, design with a unique look. Definitely not the best looking truck but not bad. Especially compared to modern... Everything.

  2026-08-28 15:09

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  car priorities

  I put an android auto radio in my 98 Buick and 2000 Silverado. I like the navigation and nice music display. But, I looked for one with a volume knob, steering wheel control capability, and physical buttons. I hate navigating a touch screen to set the ac.

  2026-08-28 15:06

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  Rest easy king

  It's likely that the GPU is overheating due to a stuck fan or clogged heatsink. You may be able to clean it out and apply new thermal paste for another long run of fun.

  2026-08-28 15:02

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  color matters

  Science - Green Math - blue Language - yellow Social studies - red

  2026-08-28 13:51

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  everyone loved her

  Reba Mcentire maybe? At least from what I've seen she's pretty genuine. The person you see on screen is her real personality. But I don't follow celebs hardly at all.

  2026-08-27 16:17

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  Techies want the forest

  I'll have to mess with them. I've been doing a lot of work with the esp8266/esp32 a lot lately.

  2026-08-27 10:59

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  Unlimited brainpower

  A Rogue driving a 1955 Model 50 John Deere down the road with a slow moving vehicle sign.

  2026-08-26 15:49

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  First place still vacant

  Sorry

  2026-08-26 15:45

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  Mercedes said pay up

  "What hood? That rusted away a decade ago. But it starts right up" Average rust belt experience

  2026-08-26 10:19

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  Techies want the forest

  I like modern stuff but don't typically go for "consumer" items. I prefer to make my own "smart" stuff with the latest open source projects. I haven't messed with the nrf controllers yet though. I've heard they're pretty cool though.

  2026-08-25 19:29

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  Communication skill issue

  Her: "I'm fine" Translation: *does not fit in this comment Me: "I'm fine" Translation: "I'm fine"

  2026-08-25 10:25

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  PBS lost the archives

  Don't trust the cloud...

  2026-08-24 16:26

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  Congrats now they're staying

  I own river front property. I don't mind people floating down it and stopping on my shoreline. The issue I have is trash left behind and noise. Luckily where I'm at isn't super popular to float so it's not too bad. And most are respectful of my shoreline.

  2026-08-24 10:33

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  Choose your casualty

  I always find the random *crack* in the middle of the night funny

  2026-08-23 19:20

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  dramatic exit

  Because he doesn't want to be a burden

  2026-08-23 16:18

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  bus goes brrr

  Of course it a Chevy V-form engine. If it makes stupid power, it's likely a big block or an LS.

  2026-08-23 16:17

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  just bottle

  The best water to me is straight from the well on my property.

  2026-08-23 12:13

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  halloween rebellion

  I believe they use aluminum poles. In that case, take a drill, punch a hole in it, and dump some gallium in it. It will slowly destroy the pole until it falls from a breeze.

  2026-08-23 12:03

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  Everytime

  People say "My cars VIN number" and it drives me nuts. Ah yes, "my cars vehicle identification number number"

  2026-08-23 11:45

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  Don't worry, we'll think for you bro

  Me still using candles because the power is always out:

  2026-08-22 23:18

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  You live long enough to watch baggy pants respawn

  I wear loose fit blue jeans. I have for 25+ years. I don't care what's in style. They're comfortable an hold up great to outdoor work. I will die in loose fit blue jeans.

  2026-08-21 14:22

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  turn it off

  Ah yes, the medical version of "It is what it is"

  2026-08-21 10:17

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  Morpheus needs gift cards

  Do not REDEEM!!!!!

  2026-08-21 10:15

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  POV it's 2005 and you fell asleep watching Prisoner of Az...

  Kids nowadays won't get to experience the 20 minute dvd menu exploration session before the move was even started.

  2026-08-20 21:14

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  Not good. No this is not going well. The server keeps cra...

  That just sounds like working on vintage computers

  2026-08-18 15:28

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  ancient internet

  And then it escaped...

  2026-08-18 15:25

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  Now that's real wealth

  Sorry. I meant MB

  2026-08-18 15:20

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  Jeep ducks vs the first summer heat wave

  I had a duck in my car long before Jeeps thought it was cool. It was a highschool joke where we would hide ducks in and on each other's cars. I kept it in the car for 10 years or more. Took it out bc they ruined it.

  2026-08-18 15:19

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  protect the kids

  Nope. I think it's about labeling human made data. That way they can sort out ai generated from real data.

  2026-08-18 15:17

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  Rent hack unlocked

  I did the exact same thing. Now I'm nearly broke like everyone else.

  2026-08-18 10:08

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  China's bird drones got everyone questioning reality

  That's what birdsqueezer has been fighting this whole time

  2026-08-17 10:16

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  Modern cars really became tablets with wheels

  I don't might the unibrow taillights but it seems that every manufacturer takes an idea that should be easy to make look nice and makes it look bad. However, all crossovers are ugly.

  2026-08-17 10:14

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  AI catching strays again

  ... It should not be crammed into everything from a toaster to my banking app. If I want AI, I will go to the site or app and use it. Otherwise, it can fuck off. Even the professional grade 3d printers at work added a chat bot.

  2026-08-15 00:02

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  AI catching strays again

  My problem is AI is being crammed into everything. Even the app I use to clock in at work now has an llm bot. Why? I open the app, clock in, and close it. There is no need for it to be there. AI is another tool and should be treated as such...

  2026-08-15 00:00

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  Bro tried bodybuilding with steroids, beer and zero workouts

  I would be curious how a skinny farmer would do in a weight lifting comp. I'm sure they wouldn't win, but don't underestimate how much they have to throw around daily.

  2026-08-14 19:47

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  tiny magic

  Yep, it's just capacitors... Sort of

  2026-08-14 19:39

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  Gen X still running on sarcasm and zero tolerance

  Everyone still listens to the same music

  2026-08-12 10:19

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  He answered himself

  I could get by without a single computer... I program them. Yet I would have no problem if it all stopped working tomorrow.

  2026-08-11 16:21

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  Childhood gambling was wild

  I figured it how to do it every time

  2026-08-11 16:19

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  Pearls of wisdom

  What site? All the ones I know of are full of people wanting one night stands.

  2026-08-11 16:16

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  Home Depot saves the day

  Should've used CPVC

  2026-08-11 10:44

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  Seatbelt said not so fast buddy

  My truck is ENTIRELY TOO SENSITIVE. I lean forward to check if the intersection is clear, then get a fat nope bc it thought I was about to crash while gently decelerating.

  2026-08-11 10:42

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  Not my problem today

  Sounds like he faces his problems like an incoming train

  2026-08-11 10:41

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  Age check successful

  Read a news story about a 19 year old. Then I thought "Damn not much younger then me". Then I realize that I am actually about a decade older.

  2026-08-11 10:38

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  abort mission

  "Idk, didn't think I'd get this far"

  2026-08-11 10:33

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  one click

  It's just a button that says "Suffer"

  2026-08-10 19:06

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  Pearls of wisdom

  Where? Genuinely asking

  2026-08-10 18:56

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  peak Windows

  Nah, they'd still ruin it by adding ad-ware and AI slop

  2026-08-10 09:35

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  Every time

  Except printers... Don't fuck with the paper printer. Those things are haunted.

  2026-08-07 10:11

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  The price of Happiness

  I would imagine that if the majority of people on earth are wiped out, the ones on the iss are going out not long after.

  2026-08-07 10:06

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  The price of Happiness

  Me when the world is ending: "Eh, wtf am I going to do about it"

  2026-08-06 17:31

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  If you've owned one you'll know

  I had one of those. Got me through so many tests.

  2026-08-05 22:03

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  planet speedrun

  Well it's cheaper to run a few giant lines than it is to run larger lines to everyone. They're much happier to cater to a big paying company than to a broke household.

  2026-08-04 11:29

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  Ask about my hobby and unlock the unskippable cutscene

  Everyone likes to talk about themselves. You can use this to your advantage in many ways.

  2026-08-04 10:14

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  Optimization left the chat

  I'm hoping with the current ram prices that optimization becomes more normal again. Too many devs see resources as unlimited and that needs to change.

  2026-08-04 10:11

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  Oh no

  I tend to solve problems on whatever project I'm working on. But I've been there as well

  2026-08-04 10:07

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  sun update

  *Yell up at sun: "Ya gowt a loiconse ta be thayat bwoit?"

  2026-08-03 10:20

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  Ancient wisdom

  Has a different meaning if it were said by Biden

  2026-07-31 15:51

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  The cow CO2 debate never ends

  I'm not saying that cows are causing global warming. But the fact that a compound contains carbon isn't what matters. It's what the compound is that matters.

  2026-07-31 15:47

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  Worst timing ever

  Did this actually happen? How did they distribute that to all of them? What about devices that never connected to anything? Edit: It's satire. Definitely wouldn't put it past the UK though.

  2026-07-31 15:42

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  well damn

  An actual citizen is protected by the 5th. You must hand the device over but they cannot force you to give them the code. But they can use your face to unlock it. Now idk about non-citizens.

  2026-07-31 14:55

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  Technically correct

  I had to but that because we do department of defense work.

  2026-07-31 14:52

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  Rigged tutorial

  They had drunk goggles at school one day and all my friends were walking the line without issue. Needless to say they wouldn't let us try again.

  2026-07-31 10:27

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  hr speedrun

  Some of the stuff said at work would absolutely get us sent to hr. But they don't need to know what we joke about amongst ourselves.

  2026-07-31 10:24

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  office chaos

  I prefer to not stir up unnecessary drama

  2026-07-31 10:22

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  Returning it like nothing happened

  I had put a brand new starter on my car. Then it threw a rod into that starter and cracked it's case. I was not in good financial shape so I returned it. Told the guy exactly what happened and it was fine if he said no. He took it anyways.

  2026-07-31 10:16

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  It'll buff out fine.

  My first thought was ai but the engine details are all correct.

  2026-07-30 19:41

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  called it

  Looked it up. It's a unique ID Microsoft secretly assigns to every windows machine to track it across the Internet. You get a new one on reinstall but they connect it with your old one if you sign in anywhere.

  2026-07-30 19:14

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  called it

  

  2026-07-30 19:01

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  SpongeBob side characters had zero chill

  I always love the "I think it goes stuck up your..." joke.

  2026-07-30 18:22

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  nice try

  I hate it when phones won't let you screenshot certain things. Like it's my bank account, I should be able to screenshot it if I want to.

  2026-07-30 09:46

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  Task failed successfully

  Idk if it counts but I like: "I've got people to do and places to see"

  2026-07-30 09:42

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  Last HVAC day

  Flyback supplies in general can have terrifying voltages

  2026-07-29 11:29

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  Duckling mode activated

  As long as she's not competing with the moon on weight, that would absolutely work on me.

  2026-07-29 09:51

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  Last HVAC day

  The most dangerous thing in consumer HVAC is the capacitors and the 220v. Most refrigerants are intentionally chemically inert so the biggest danger is that they're not air. I said most though...

  2026-07-29 09:48

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  About that...

  *record scratch "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Let me tell ya, it's a long story." *Camera pans revealing actual hell in the background.

  2026-07-28 23:35

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  Imagine quality

  Idk, Ford putting "cooling slots" that are only 0.15in deep between cylinders and then expecting them not to blow head gaskets all the time seems pretty intentional to me.

  2026-07-28 23:31

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  Y2K bill

  True to an extent. Many of the more critical systems had been fixed long before the public even knew about the problem.

  2026-07-28 23:25

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  He's Been Everywhere

  You gowt a loicense for that shit post?

  2026-07-28 23:19

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  Boomer approved

  Listening to it now. Never heard it bc I usually don't keep up with modern music. Edit: It's not too bad, much better than most modern music fs. I think Wait in the Truck is a good amount better of modern country.

  2026-07-28 10:33

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  Treated like a criminal just because you are using privac...

  ... , encrypt devices, and with android, restart it before handing it over. As parts of your data are stored in ram and can be extracted. Including encryption keys.

  2026-07-27 16:25

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  Treated like a criminal just because you are using privac...

  Idk about people entering the US but you do not have to give any officer access to your phone. You must give them the device if they present a warrant but not the pin. The pin is covered under the 5th amendment. That why you only use a pin...

  2026-07-27 16:23

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  Probably AI. I dunno, I didn't make it. True though.

  True, because everyone will be so busy trying not to starve that they won't have time to vote.

  2026-07-27 10:09

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  Peak dorm technology

  NFSMW

  2026-07-25 17:48

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  Truck guy typing furiously

  I hate how modern trucks are now 80% cab and then the bed is so short it's useless.

  2026-07-25 17:47

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  Well that's concerning

  The problem is people are inherently stupid, and AI is optimized to not be.

  2026-07-25 17:38

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  Accurate enough

  Been working on the transition. But I still have to run a window VM to run stuff like SolidWorks. Wine just doesn't cut it sometimes. I got my gaming laptop dual booted bazzite and mint. I have no plans on returning even to a debloated windows install.

  2026-07-25 16:07

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  Modern Problems

  I heard a story of a graffiti artist doing this an a major highway to make an exit safer. You'd be impressed what things you can change and leadership will just go with it because that's how it is. This might come from experience.

  2026-07-24 22:56

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  Your daily reminder because apparently we need one

  Today is Friday... In California...... SHOOT!

  2026-07-24 10:08

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  Worker shortage but the interview has five boss battles

  Too make people my age either don't want to work, or don't have the self discipline to hold a job. And they wonder why everything is getting automated.

  2026-07-23 10:32

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