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  damn

  Well yea because his face isn't plastered across social media 24/7, and hes probably not in it to get rich, just enjoys playing classical music...id listen to him before I listen to anything Swift has ever done!

  21h

  +10
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  Money can't buy happiness but it helps a lot

  8 ball for 160

  21h

  +3
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  Everything gets cheaper except the important stuff

  I've become a fan of this guy, speaks the truth...says shit most politicians are afraid to say

  22h

  +14
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  Airport Chili's soulmate test

  She did butt stuff on the first date

  22h

  -2
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  Freddie saw it coming

  Freddy saw a lot cumming

  22h

  +5
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  Professional grade hating

  A degree... what a waste!

  22h

  +2
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  Main character clocked out

  Fuck Starbucks!...support your local coffee shop!

  22h

  +7
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  How to farm your happiness chemicals

  Cocaine

  22h

  0
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  A house? In this economy?

  9-5???!!!

  22h

  +2
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  Washing machine joined the orchestra uninvited

  Theyre recording the new Sony washing machine tone

  1d

  +3
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  ChatGPT versus the Bible lore goes crazy

  Ask if it can quote The Black Bible

  1d

  +3
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  Men will keep the same wallet until it becomes dust

  Domesticplatypus.com and they are sold out!

  1d

  +1
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  busy nothing

  I prefer "Shenanigans"

  1d

  +2
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  Men will keep the same wallet until it becomes dust

  I will have that wallet!

  1d

  +4
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  I saw her in Walmart yesterday

  Looks like a pic taken at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo

  1d

  +10
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  No idea what this is about.

  I'll have the spicy tuna roll

  2026-07-20 20:05

  +1
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  dongs in a bank

  Donald Sutherland playing a hippie in a WWII film before hippies existed is amazing!

  2026-07-19 10:32

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  dongs in a bank

  Karl-Otto Alberty, born in Berlin, Germany...very well known German Actor.

  2026-07-19 10:31

  +2
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  a tale as old as time

  

  2026-07-19 10:09

  0
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  goat speedrun

  Do it.....

  2026-07-16 11:22

  +2
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  Edible mountain speedrun

  that mountain was 20 foot high if it was a foot!

  2026-07-16 11:16

  +5
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  Bird naming was wild

  I think i know its cousin....the big backed cock gobbler

  2026-07-13 07:44

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  Time to get the boogieboard out of storage

  That looks like gator country swim fast!

  2026-07-13 07:41

  +7
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  Harvard here we come

  This would come in handy in a jail cell

  2026-07-13 07:38

  +1
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  Sorry

  Welcome to Jurassic Cock!

  2026-07-11 18:48

  +3
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  life explained

  "Stripe Clubs"

  2026-07-10 08:45

  +2
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  drip secured

  Q: How much shade do you need? A: All of it!

  2026-07-10 08:44

  +3
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  Normal Stone

  Great in the 60s and 70s, shit band since then for sure!

  2026-07-08 10:15

  0
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  one time

  Whore

  2026-07-08 10:13

  +11
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  Parenting math

  As a parent myself, this is an absolutely spot on statement!

  2026-07-08 10:12

  +10
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  Water gun menace

  Nothing a good ass beating wouldn't fix!

  2026-07-06 16:29

  +3
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  tiny broke

  My son always filled his pockets with snacks

  2026-07-06 16:28

  +1
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  Gas station stance

  That's called VD

  2026-07-06 16:19

  0
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  Protect the bag

  Fuck you, Larry!

  2026-07-06 16:16

  +7
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  Blame the robber barons

  So

  2026-07-06 10:03

  +1
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  Cool Tradition

  Looks pretty gay to me

  2026-06-26 17:46

  0
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  Straights Cant Handle The Worst Part

  Were not gay you dumb bitch!

  2026-06-26 17:45

  0
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  Too much meat. Not enough mayo.

  Its not a sandwich until you open it up and add some plain Lays potato chips

  2026-06-21 10:17

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  bedtime patch

  Kudos to mom for putting the game on a timer....personally id use a Clapper!

  2026-06-19 14:59

  -1
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  Bamboo warfare

  Where all my VC homies at???...

  2026-06-18 12:53

  +2
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  character growth

  I cant even make fun of this, good for him!

  2026-06-18 12:49

  +9
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  Accent final boss

  British

  2026-06-18 12:47

  +2
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  collecting debuffs

  Thats small pox

  2026-06-17 10:41

  +8
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  Paternity denied

  Its like a hard-core Conservative dad having a green haired liberal son...

  2026-06-17 10:40

  +8
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  Rare dad unlocked

  

  2026-06-17 10:36

  +8
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  finally bro

  But what about David Keith?!!!

  2026-06-17 10:33

  0
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  Inheritance loading

  Pitt: keep my last name out yo muthafukin mouth!

  2026-06-17 10:31

  -2
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  Friend shaped

  Your mom's an ambush predator

  2026-06-12 17:31

  +2
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  Finally leaked

  Dill hole

  2026-06-12 17:29

  +6
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  The 80s cheatcode

  31k in the 80s is like 130k today.

  2026-06-10 10:00

  +6
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  Engineer ASMR

  My nut starts to loosen with some vibrating too

  2026-06-08 12:00

  +9
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  Rare boss W

  I think the old bag got off pretty easy

  2026-06-08 11:57

  +11
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  Can't hold this guy

  Well duh...he has a hatchet!

  2026-06-06 12:41

  0
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  Peak male therapy

  Fuck yeah

  2026-06-04 14:55

  +2
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  Costco chess move

  Your husband just bought 2 illegals to wash and dry dishes for a month

  2026-06-04 14:54

  +3
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  orange mode

  That cat is a combination of the last 4 Presidents

  2026-06-04 14:50

  +2
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  absolute legend

  I remember watching this documentary in elementary school...they made a movie about him also

  2026-06-03 09:35

  +5
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  They don't make faces

  Check out the Peter Lorre film "M"...great movie.

  2026-06-03 09:33

  0
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  Clocked out mentally

  Marriage will do the same thing

  2026-06-02 10:06

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  Hello Kitty.

  Kinda weird....I like it

  2026-05-31 16:15

  +13
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  Over time, I've found this to be true.

  That smile on his face...

  2026-05-31 16:15

  +9
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  Climbers easy Game

  Challenge accepted

  2026-05-31 10:17

  +2
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  Apple Bottom

  A cracklin' breakfast

  2026-05-31 10:15

  +1
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  yes

  You may want to look up Michael Tell...

  2026-05-28 15:38

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  Actually fair

  They cover high school parking lots in my hometown in CA, I believe theyre doing all schools now

  2026-05-28 15:36

  +2
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  Actually fair

  I go back to my hometown in CA occasionally and the school district has done this to all the parking lots at all the area high schools and are now doing the elementary schools.

  2026-05-28 15:35

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  Raised by daylight

  My dad worked a swing shift and had full custody of us 3 boys, we wouldn't see my dad until Saturday morning typically...we were hellions as kids in the 70s and 80s and we all turned out fine and are all successful!

  2026-05-28 15:30

  0
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  Therapy speedrun

  Dude looks like the serial killer/pedophile/incest/child rapist...Marcus Wesson

  2026-05-22 09:38

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  squirrel rage

  Thicc

  2026-05-22 09:34

  +1
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  Can you blame him?

  I have no problem with this, I just hope he maybe filed a complaint or something so that he at least asked for help before shooting the nigs...not that you need a reason, just vindication

  2026-05-22 09:32

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  new fear

  Indian street food will have thay effect on you

  2026-05-21 16:45

  +7
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  cinema peak

  They captured Meryl Streeps vagina perfectly

  2026-05-21 16:41

  -1
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  not covered

  Doctor: you need this surgery to live! Random employee at Insurance company: you dont need that, declined!

  2026-05-20 10:10

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  National tragedy

  The last Hooters I was in, the waitresses were not attractive, very rough looking and 2 of em were very pregnant...

  2026-05-18 16:38

  0
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  Fortunately I'm married so I'm prevented from doing this ...

  Meow

  2026-05-17 13:19

  0
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  Are you fatigued yet?

  Its official!...when I start my own band we will be called 'White Flight'!!!

  2026-05-17 13:18

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  What do you prefer? The new or the old logo?

  They're both cum barrels

  2026-05-17 13:16

  -1
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  The lament of the lanyards

  Girls like guys with skills....I have boondoggle skills

  2026-05-17 13:15

  0
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  Small piece of advice

  That frog looks like he's heading into battle on his armored amphibious vehicle

  2026-05-17 13:12

  -4
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  Delicious

  I'll have the Shit Take with cabbage please

  2026-05-17 13:07

  -1
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  French war crime

  Qua-sont!

  2026-05-15 06:40

  +3
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  Gym teacher genius

  Dodgeball in high school?...was it a "special" high school?

  2026-05-14 20:42

  -2
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  Boomer enlightenment

  I still on my back porch all the time, I like to watch and listen to the trains go by

  2026-05-14 07:42

  +2
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  dna dlc

  Daddyuncle

  2026-05-14 07:39

  +6
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  Judged silently

  Punctuation ?

  2026-05-13 09:40

  +1
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  detective dog

  Look at this distinguished gentleman

  2026-05-11 07:58

  +6
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  No tip for you!

  Found the Starbucks employee guys!

  2026-05-10 09:48

  -1
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  Personally, I'd find a smoother hill to slide down.

  

  2026-05-10 09:42

  0
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  No tip for you!

  

  2026-05-09 13:22

  +1
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  Third Injury Today

  Don't forget her stepson Tyrone!

  2026-05-09 13:21

  -1
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  Third Injury Today

  I know where that thumb is going next

  2026-05-08 18:35

  +14
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  marriage tactics

  The amount of ugly, fat bitches I've fucked

  2026-05-08 16:34

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  mall vibes

  The silverback is easy, just lead em to the food court and they'll stay at the fried chicken place for hours...

  2026-05-08 07:59

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  Degree for nothing

  Should have gone to a vocational school

  2026-05-08 07:57

  +1
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  Taco Bell moment

  Just let it happen.....

  2026-05-07 16:13

  +2
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  Classic Larson

  The Far Side was damn good humor!

  2026-05-07 16:08

  +5
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  Valid crash out

  Die whore!

  2026-05-07 16:07

  +5
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  Still aged badly

  I remember when newspapers were still a thing

  2026-05-07 16:05

  +3
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  claim denied

  'HIPPO'

  2026-05-07 15:58

  +10
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  Taco Bell moment

  Bring back the bell beefer, the enchirito, and the taco lite dammit!

  2026-05-07 08:28

  +2