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  Emote

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  2018-01-22 22:28

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  US vs Spain Healthcare System

  So youre telling me that a hip replacement costs you 40,000 $ even though you have an insurance?

  2018-01-21 16:32

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  Nice

  Young finding my weed allthough I thought I had lost it

  2017-11-18 14:50

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  Favorite author?

  Neither fake or gay faggot... look up Coco the Gorilla. Micheal is a part of that documentation u heartless biatch

  2017-11-18 12:22

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  MY BOI

  Show some hugh respect*

  2017-09-30 13:51

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  I don't think this will pass but

  I got Jammarus Johnson

  2017-09-11 19:18

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  And the kid aswell

  2017-09-09 16:19

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  I want my Nazi scalps!

  lol you're going to be jealous when you see my average upload rating.

  2017-09-02 13:17

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  Morgg

  In german Morgan can be read as Morgen which translates to tommorow. Also ist er erst morgen frei man.

  2017-07-27 18:19

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  you're a wizard Harry!

  Sounds like the magic man from adventure time... hes a total dick but funny as hell.

  2017-07-20 04:33

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  United...

  And because of that I call bullshit... theres no way this could reach any safety standards.

  2017-07-09 15:47

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  sneaky snek attacks

  That dude drop kicked the shit out of the other guy

  2017-06-05 05:56

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  the master

  Well he ised to be a KGB agent so no wonder hes skilled in marshall arts

  2017-06-03 10:16

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  All info and the image courtesy of Wikipedia

  The worst nightmare for any Stormtrooper on Endor.

  2017-05-29 14:12

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  Roast

  Someone who gets it

  2017-05-29 08:32

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  I heard you like broken legs

  Well it was actually the best technique for diving in. By going in a little tilted you wont go very deep into the water which is good if you jump from very high and the water is not that deep.

  2017-05-22 15:08

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  Lil D

  Lil Müsli

  2017-05-21 10:33

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  Truth

  Except the first one isnt secret at all

  2017-05-13 09:06

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  lol

  Hat noch wer Student in englisch gelesen?

  2017-05-12 19:17

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  HE GOT THE NUGGS

  Well it actually isnt true that he got his nuggets. He only broke Ellens record and Wendy gave 100.000$ to charity as they promised before. He still needs 18 million retweets so sadly this post is bullshit.

  2017-05-10 17:37

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  bees!!!!!!!!!!

  Jerry Springer show

  2017-05-09 09:08

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  then you better go catch it

  Quickly reloading does it for me

  2017-05-04 16:19

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  dam

  Where do you know that from? They didnt mentioned that in the movies or am I wrong?

  2017-04-18 13:27

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  Birb memes

  Hey... my name is Johannes

  2017-03-09 07:57

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  Well..

  

  2017-03-09 02:13

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  rruuuuuuh

  I dont know if thats true but I think they did it because you wouldn't see the advertisments if you close the app. That would also explain why you can do it with YouTube Red ( no ads there)

  2017-03-07 11:37

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  Tuturuuuu

  Love it... one of the best shows I've seen in a long time.

  2017-02-08 16:05

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  Tuturuuuu

  @title Steins Gate?

  2017-02-08 15:52

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  :)

  Ich hab dich auch nicht vergessen

  2016-01-21 19:03

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  So id be Ghost Ice... I dont like Froslass

  Dark Poison... Does an

  2015-10-13 15:32

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  :)

  Wo kommen auf einmal die ganzen deutschen her?

  2015-09-25 08:44

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  i was so high that...

  

  2015-09-12 11:57

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  I'm Mystic Beast

  Walther White would be Moon Moon too.

  2015-06-12 13:31

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  Genius

  But what if you boss comes in?

  2015-06-09 16:36

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  I hate when people carry babies to the movies

  Lets do a story by using just one word for each comment. He started with first so I will go with: I

  2015-06-04 19:23

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  Yass tate

  Shake it of like she does it with her boyfriends.

  2015-06-04 19:21

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  That's a awesome idea! i could do it

  But if you wrap your whole car in it, an accident would be a lot of fun without injuries

  2015-06-04 19:20

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  I'm a great catch.

  Like their are pleanty of fish in the sea?

  2015-06-04 19:18

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  that's gonna burn forever

  Why cant we have more content like this?

  2015-05-22 11:11

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  Unlucky

  Still lots of money if you ask me.

  2015-05-22 11:10

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  Unlucky

  I saw a report about it. He sold some of his property to one of the villagers who could afford it after winning the lottery. So he did benefit from it also.

  2015-05-22 11:09

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  Here's a daily dose of cute cat

  

  2015-05-22 03:08

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  Not a repost. Scroll down

  That guy is actually a german actor who does mostly good movies. His name is Daniel Brühl.

  2015-05-09 04:23

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  Improvement indeed

  It should have been "Ich hoffe, ihr habt nicht vergessen, dass ich ein berühmter Nazi war". Learn to speak german properly before you start your trolling as a nazi. Grammar nazi over and out.

  2015-05-08 14:21

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  XD

  Irgendwie nicht, du Hohle Nuss.

  2015-04-28 15:16

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  Limbo escalator

  Me when I build stairs in Minecraft.

  2015-03-23 20:00

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  Creepy sh#t 3

  I came here to laugh.

  2015-03-23 16:41

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  .

  That meme is so old, the first time i saw it I fell off my dinosaur.

  2015-03-23 16:35

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  Just let it go...

  Am I the only o ne around here who can pee normaly whith a morning wood? (not in two or more streams)

  2015-03-07 16:08

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  Every damn time.

  That is like saying "stop playing Super Mario64". Those are inded old games but still awesome.

  2015-03-07 14:53

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  Yep

  

  2015-03-07 14:30

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  I said please don't slow me down if I'm going too fast. Y...

  Mine is 19cm (etected). Dont know how much that is in inch.

  2015-02-25 15:24

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  Nickelodeon vs Nick

  I dont get it how they all say 90s cartoons were 100% better but then they're all wachting legend of Corra.

  2015-02-21 17:02

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  Daddy long legs are not actually spiders

  Daddy has long legs" The bindung if Isaac".

  2015-02-12 15:43

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  Totally Agree.. its true

  

  2015-02-06 10:16

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  So he wanted to get a pussy wet

  

  2015-02-05 09:46

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  I'm done

  Diese runde geht an dich aber bald....

  2015-02-05 09:40

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  Last comment gets bacon

  How do you know if a person is vegetarian/vegan? .... Doesnt matter, he will tell you sooner or later.

  2015-02-03 10:10

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  Uhh...

  It means as much as joke adicction. It is german and the wird "witz" means "joke" and "sucht" means addiction.

  2015-01-30 03:30

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  XD

  Partyregel #2 Sei immer ein guter Gast, damit es noch Leute gibt, die auf Regel #1 scheissen.

  2015-01-29 11:45

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  I'm done

  Ahhh... du bist immer noch besser als ich. Doch bald wird sich das ändern. Muhahahahaha

  2015-01-29 11:33

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  I love you guys!

  He obviously pronounced it "gif" retard.

  2015-01-23 12:52

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  porn

  

  2015-01-20 10:36

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  One does not simply fly a helicopter into mordor

  But why didnt they use those giant eagles? You know, the ones who flew into Mordor and rescued them!

  2015-01-12 12:50

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  My nips could cut glass

  Ask Soydolphin that question. He should know.

  2015-01-12 12:09

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  How to make a pitbull song

  You forgot to count till 5 in spanish.

  2015-01-06 17:09

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  CROIKEY

  Original comment tho

  2014-12-29 07:35

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  No one is safe

  

  2014-12-25 07:46

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  I love pizza.

  Beeg.com ist also really good

  2014-12-25 05:54

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  Everytime

  I only buy ramen because I'm broke as fuck

  2014-12-17 14:32

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  Oh bb

  Adenosintriphosphat

  2014-12-09 05:01

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  SalmonSnake!

  It actually is Drachen.

  2014-12-09 04:19

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  Skyrim 5

  Yeah right. Because it was Skyrim 1-5 not The elder scrolls

  2014-12-01 11:54

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  Seeking One's Truth

  

  2014-11-21 18:00

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  .

  One does not simply... spend to much time on memedroid.

  2014-11-13 06:58

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  Them standards tho

  

  2014-11-12 03:27

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  Comfy bus stop

  I agree.

  2014-11-11 00:23

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  Comfy bus stop

  Soydolshit

  2014-11-11 00:02

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  If this passes I'll do whatever the 3rd comment says

  fuck up.

  2014-11-09 11:54

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  why

  They actually rhyme if you pronounce em right. Theres a video on YouTube wehre Eminem rhymes exactly those words with each other.

  2014-11-05 06:36

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  Poor guy..

  Behind brown eyes...

  2014-11-05 06:30

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  Cats can't live in da microwave doe

  I think it's true. My cat once jumped out of our window (fourth floor). She survived but she broke multiple bones in her paws .

  2014-10-23 09:05

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  please keep it sane in the comments

  I dont know a single guy in Germany who owns a gun. No guns no problems.

  2014-10-22 15:12

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  taco bell

  I would like to come with you but there is no Taco Bell in Germany

  2014-10-19 09:51

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  ist mir grad passiert xD

  Die Definition von Memes ist irgendwie an dir vorbeigegangen.

  2014-10-18 08:10

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  I'm Scorpio lol...

  Fairytail ftw

  2014-10-05 12:31

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  No hope for humanity

  LW irgendwer? Heil Gnökien.

  2014-09-23 23:24

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  If only this is done in the U.S

  Schultüte bei mir

  2014-09-14 13:48

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  second last comment gets 3 wishes

  So die France

  2014-09-02 09:10

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  Award Winner: ptvic

  Du bist also auch nach dem Update hierher zurück gekommen

  2014-09-02 09:08

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  lol

  You know what really grinds my gears? People who write u or ur in case of you and you're.

  2014-08-17 12:09

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  Beerus/Bills is my favourite DBZ villain

  for those who want to watch the movie, go to www.dbz.tv you can watch there every db and dbz movie and the series!

  2014-08-09 20:12

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  slut nugget is my fav insult

  If you put the movies in the right time line they where "international terorists" even before the "first" movie!

  2014-07-15 04:24

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  I like drunk girls

  That right arm looks so human

  2014-07-13 06:48

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  I literally just saw this. And by the way, Trixie is best...

  someone already made a meme about the top coments already

  2014-07-12 17:14

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  1472+72÷(-163×18)+91837×12345= ???

  hey rage face! kiffst du?

  2014-07-05 12:58

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  Do it in front of the police!

  please be nice and DON'T follow me! otherwise I'll get paranoid!

  2014-07-04 18:49

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  Do it in front of the police!

  damn I'm creative today!

  2014-07-04 18:45

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  Do it in front of the police!

  Gum cigaretes from an ashtray

  2014-07-04 18:45

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  Do it in front of the police!

  Tomato juice in a blood bag?

  2014-07-04 18:43

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