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  Pretty shitty choker

  Aye

  2019-12-02 07:26

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  Pretty shitty choker

  You use that thing to turn people into human Beyblades

  2019-12-02 01:48

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  Should happen to Trump

  Mind = blown

  2019-11-02 14:37

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  Stay strong slut

  I'm out

  2019-11-02 14:32

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  Son.... We have to talk...

  Everything's a bigger version of a tiny version of a bigger thing

  2019-10-13 01:13

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  Snitch 9ine

  Aside from pro wrestling and football

  2019-10-13 01:10

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  Snitch 9ine

  Idk man, that show seems a little homo-erotic to me

  2019-10-11 08:12

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  spooktober

  If it comes back from the grave, it's twice as spooky

  2019-10-10 14:04

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  Oh...

  I saw this on Reddit yesterday

  2019-10-06 07:00

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  millennials bad

  Causation/correlation? How does starting a lawnmower have anything to do with starting a revolution? Are we funding the revolution mowing lawns?

  2019-09-26 07:55

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  very suspicious

  I mean, is it still not kinda right?

  2019-09-23 21:41

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  w

  I had ribs last night

  2019-09-22 10:37

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  Never seen a "Top ever" meme with more that 95%

  Are we better than this? I mean... *gestures at everything*

  2019-09-22 10:19

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  mmmmmm...incest

  Make them finish dbza first

  2019-09-20 22:16

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  See you tomorrow

  Anybody dumb enough to think raiding a military base on foot armed with rocks is a good idea is definitely not smart enough to get very far

  2019-09-19 22:43

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  title

  NOT THE MAMA!!

  2019-09-14 21:41

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  yes

  ·Kid grows lettuce: Blames Harvest Moon ·Kid eats another kid to steal his powers: Blames Kirby games ·Kid throws a banana peel out the window of a car: Fucking Mario Kart

  2019-09-11 07:56

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  Bruce Leeroy bit off more than he can chew

  Flashy moves are only effective in movies and exhibitions

  2019-09-06 22:19

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  Make like a fetus

  9 month old fetus?

  2019-09-06 22:17

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  Yum

  I take it this is made somewhere in the Midwest

  2019-09-03 17:25

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  impale

  Yeah, I figured as much after that story

  2019-09-01 23:43

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  Perfectly balanced as all things should be

  Or a glitch

  2019-09-01 15:18

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  Forgot take out the vibrating egg before work.

  Inspired to masturbate

  2019-09-01 08:25

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  impale

  You got any weed left?

  2019-09-01 08:10

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  Heck

  And/or drug tested

  2019-09-01 08:06

  +1
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  Quick, catch this dick while jesus isn't looking!

  This is slightly terrifying

  2019-09-01 07:44

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  Candy

  CATamari Damacy

  2019-08-28 22:43

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  Why

  You're welcome

  2019-08-28 22:35

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  Why

  Don't need to have 'em to know how to break 'em

  2019-08-26 22:29

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  Go check it out

  He needs to do a purple mattress commercial where he puts an egg of the bed and jumps around. 10x better if he accidentally steps on it first take

  2019-08-26 22:28

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  Ohh noo...

  Ok, sike!

  2019-08-26 22:19

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  Plastic straws

  Stop watching movies

  2019-08-24 20:35

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  Console is Cancer

  It'll be better than my PC

  2019-08-24 20:31

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  I want to die

  And a C in "cat"

  2019-08-23 22:20

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  white people

  I heard about a case where a burglar turned around and sued the homeowner for crippling him. You're almost better off just killing the motherfucker on sight. No melee weapons, maiming, double-taps, or pursuing anyone if they manage to escape.

  2019-08-18 12:27

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  fuuuuu

  Coffee makes me poop every time I drink it

  2019-08-08 22:12

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  Unpacked my childhood

  Childhood for sale!

  2019-08-08 22:08

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  Ah yes, xbox vc chat

  Kys douchebag

  2019-08-04 22:46

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  Thoughts and prayers

  Wtf is with all these crazy-ass white folk shooting up places?! We should ban white people!

  2019-08-04 13:46

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  Ah yes, xbox vc chat

  Haven't had internet at my house since April, so idk

  2019-08-04 10:20

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  Ah yes, xbox vc chat

  Idk man, online chat still gets pretty toxic. GTA V was a perfect example, up until Fortnite got popular, and all the 12 year olds migrated to that game

  2019-08-03 21:41

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  Yrs

  And the guy who sold him the weapons was charged and is now facing trial. Again, no perfect solution; people will always fall through the cracks, and find ways to get what they want. I'm not advocating evryone walk around with AK-47s or anything like that, but taking away people's means to defend themselves only creates more victims and opportunities for the people who are allowed to have them abuse that privilege.

  2019-07-28 19:38

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  Yrs

  Pretty sure there are already regulations in place. What's to stop someone without a criminal/mental health background, or access to firearms through illegal channels from causing harm to people? I'm all in favor for making it harder for bad people to get a hold of weapons, but I'm also a citizen of reality, and know there really isn't a perfect solution. Especially in a country like the USA, where it's a way of life for some people.

  2019-07-27 19:38

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  cockroach tidies

  Okay, fine! I'll drink the fucking roach milk already!

  2019-07-27 18:41

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  Yrs

  Better to have and not need than need and not have. Some of these fucking psychos out here won't respond to anything else but violence, regardless of which asshole feeds you shit

  2019-07-27 18:39

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  Hjt

  Or "Potential To Suck Dick"

  2019-07-20 22:57

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  Both....

  Jackson Pollack approves

  2019-07-18 21:58

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  What will we find in Area 51?

  Finding God the fast way

  2019-07-17 23:39

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  dongs in a temple

  Right-wingers don't feed poor people

  2019-07-10 07:18

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  Xd

  What about left handed feminists?

  2019-07-05 00:34

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  Who else hyped for *BoTW2?

  I hope there are full dungeons in the next one

  2019-07-04 09:02

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  :O

  College shouldnt be free but they shouldn't be for-profit or charge interest rates on loans that are higher than the principal loan. At least have a cap on how much interest can be accumulated on loans before they become delinquent for non-payment. You've got people paying off interest on these things for 10 years or 120 payments before they can get any relief from government programs. Especially with how much tuition rates go up every year. It seems like they're setting people up to fail.

  2019-06-29 07:53

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  fuck bitches

  I cracked the fuck out of the screen on my Android, so I almost didn't get this at first

  2019-06-24 22:08

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  Gru

  Where the skies are so blue!

  2019-06-24 21:59

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  Dr sarcastic

  Found the incel

  2019-06-23 19:24

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  real

  Do they now?

  2019-06-03 19:54

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  FUUUUUUUUUUC!

  Suicide and depression have been deemed social currency by the internet. Nobody gives it to them anywhere else otherwise

  2019-06-02 01:02

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  real

  Ryan Reynolds or not, that's pretty gay

  2019-06-02 00:57

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  Title is depressed

  Just open it enough to fit a hand under it

  2019-06-02 00:54

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  signs of the family

  People huff it to get high; I imagine some dumbass would eventually try to booty baste it

  2019-06-02 00:47

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  It's a good time to be alive

  Italstudboy sounds like the kind of username youd find on a dating site for gay guys. I mean... Not that I'd know

  2019-06-01 22:20

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  Lucas is getting getting DRUNK!

  Pk drugs and shit for fav food

  2019-05-29 23:15

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  Meme

  I've always believed they don't put up signs like that as a preemptive deterrent. Like, somebody had to have done something, or they wouldn't have made a sign for it

  2019-05-26 10:55

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  coat hangers anonymous

  How does raping a woman land you a lighter sentence than aborting the rapist's baby?

  2019-05-26 06:48

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  Memeroid users ----

  Limited power!!

  2019-05-12 11:06

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  Lol

  Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on.

  2019-04-07 00:31

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  april -_-

  Me and my taxes in a nutshell

  2019-04-06 23:58

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  why are you freaking out?

  Sounds delicious

  2019-03-31 00:47

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  lol

  Yeah but can you play duck hunt?

  2019-03-30 23:17

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  Yes

  Then you can be the one to set up the fight

  2019-03-28 20:49

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  tru

  I'm guessing you go to Westboro

  2019-03-28 13:03

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  Dayam

  I remember my first sip of carbonated moose piss

  2019-03-28 12:54

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  if only

  Naw you trapped now

  2019-03-28 12:50

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  How Italians get high

  Wet lips

  2019-03-28 12:47

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  Not in public thot

  It would have been better as "The other doctors and nurses in the ER:"

  2019-03-28 12:34

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  No lube needed

  You mean with an un-lubed fist rolled in broken glass?

  2019-03-25 02:15

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  Insomnia to the max

  Marcus Anthony maybe, but I'd see Palpatine as more of a Ceasar than Anakin

  2019-03-22 22:10

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  Title

  Because gauges are too mainstream

  2019-03-22 10:24

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  PewDiePie

  I can honestly say I've never watched any of his videos, and have no desire to watch them

  2019-03-22 10:17

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  For all my new MD friends c:

  Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can

  2019-03-21 03:03

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  Mene

  I'm not gay but I'm a dam

  2019-03-14 19:49

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  kek

  Well, your point is incorrect. Soo yeah...

  2019-03-14 00:55

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  Admit it

  Ad revenue is ad revenue

  2019-03-13 03:29

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  kek

  Physical addictions can kill you or make you very sick from the withdrawal. You can actually die from a stroke from alcohol withdrawal. Mental addiction is nowhere near as volatile as a physical addiction

  2019-03-13 00:36

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  girls can’t rap

  Salt-N-Peppa, Lauryn Hill, Gangsta Boo, Dessa, Missy Elliot, MC Lyte, Sa-Roc, The Lioness, M.I.A., SZA, and Mary J. Blige would all beg to disagree with your sexist asshole bullshit

  2019-03-11 11:23

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  $5 off purchase to wait an extra month.

  Your package

  2019-03-07 10:11

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  also wasn't beaten by an Egg

  Her face is self-made too

  2019-03-07 10:10

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  truth

  That's incorrect. No medical professional in their right mind is going to abort a full-term pregnancy because the mother is "poor". They added the term health as a CONTRIBUTING factor; not to be an outright reason to abort a full-term pregnancy. Again, fucking gas lighting...

  2019-03-06 10:07

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  truth

  It is actually against the law to abort a child on your own once it's started developing. The whole New York state law only makes it legal if the child or the mother could die from complications during birth. Stop with the gas lighting, stop being dumb fucking Christian conservative toolbags that regurgitate your toxic garbage beliefs from memes you see on Facebook. If you don't like abortions, don't fucking get one. Stop trying to force your self-righteous bullshit on other people.

  2019-03-05 21:46

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  Give me your best, memedroid

  Leave all the lights on and set fire to their pets

  2019-03-05 09:19

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  Osmosis Jones is actually one of my favorite movies

  In 2003 I was 19 and in college. You think I had money for fucking cereal or electricity?

  2019-03-05 00:47

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  Smarter than all scientists

  It was on instructables

  2019-03-04 19:58

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  that’s how it works

  I thought that meant she does a lot of lsd

  2019-03-04 09:22

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  Smarter than all scientists

  I made one out of an old credit card

  2019-03-04 09:20

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  This wouldn't happen with socialism...

  I had food in my fridge?!

  2019-03-04 00:58

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  A little niggerish

  I'd eat it

  2019-03-03 15:07

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  Eat me

  We're all just the meats

  2019-03-02 16:35

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  the struggle

  It's from eating all that bread

  2019-03-02 16:32

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  Mens body positivity is important too^-^

  Someone help! I'm being attacked by a gorilla!

  2019-03-02 16:30

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  asking all them questions

  They're just afraid of needles

  2019-03-02 11:19

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