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  John Weak

  That's the whole point.. You're not supposed to escape when you're under arrest.. There's even additional charges for it. smfh.

  2024-10-09 03:10

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  John Weak

  I knew exactly where this was before I saw it said Xenia. I live like 20 minutes from there and it was all over the news like a years ago. Dude was trying to stab him with a pencil

  2024-10-09 03:07

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  Guys let's not mess with this dog

  Anyone notice the extra legs? There's a baby behind her.

  2024-07-30 07:20

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  New whip

  Jacques Ze Whipper?

  2024-07-25 00:44

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  haha, 304

  Some women do actually have a smell when they're on their period, but it's only when they're wearing a pad that is like days old and has rotting blood in it. If you can smell it, she's one nasty hoe.

  2024-05-13 14:51

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  haha, 304

  Men do NOT have a specific smell after jerking off. My husband will masturbate right before I get home, and I will only know if he tells me. Th bitch in th post is a fucking weirdo!

  2024-05-13 14:49

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  Malin and Stao

  Best anti-communists post I've ever seen. Gets straight to th damn point.

  2024-05-13 14:45

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  Boooe

  Super underrated comment!

  2024-04-30 03:28

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  The Unwoke job board

  Perfectly worded. That was beautiful.

  2024-04-16 05:11

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  This is great idea for libraries

  Yeah, maybe it would work if you had to pay some hefty membership fee to get in during night hours or something. That would weed out th riff raff. But then is it really a "public" library? IDK, man.

  2024-04-11 07:33

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  Steve Harvey show

  Sammy is forever 22.

  2024-04-05 11:31

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  Hah!

  Only if th son has like a secret gambling addiction or something too. Lol.

  2024-04-05 11:01

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  They made his day

  I have always loved how little boys just adore trucks and things. I knew a 3 year old boy who could name every type of construction vehicle.

  2024-04-05 10:55

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  You know me but not my story

  Hey, let's not generalize. Sometimes, there's fentanyl and cocaine mixed in there, too..

  2024-03-27 23:26

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  That's smart

  Son of a bitch. That's brilliant. my lines always look like the trail of a drunk cat walking down a street.

  2024-03-25 10:40

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  Work in 2024

  Pretty sure men are avoiding women in th workplace to avoid being falsely accused of something. & I don't blame them. My husband refuses to interact w/children he doesn't know for fear of being labeled a pedo.It's the same exact concept.It's all very sad..

  2024-03-22 12:58

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  No tip for you, Mr. Wong.

  2706320

  2024-03-21 17:31

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  Husband will always be there

  Every time.

  2024-03-20 05:21

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  the drama I live for

  What the fuck is this creature????

  2024-03-15 05:20

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  More memes about sticks. More! STIIICKS!

  My husband was quite upset when our dog chewed his "good stick" just yesterday.. it was a "good stick", bc all the bark had been peeled away and it "looked nice"..

  2024-03-13 05:57

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  Title

  Jaryland

  2024-03-08 07:51

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  Good for this guy, I hope he achieves it

  This is really great and all, but having kids requires semen and after a diet consisting of meat, dairy, and eggs, his nut is going to be super funky..

  2024-03-08 07:42

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  When Facebook was down, Memedroid servers were on point. ...

  This is actually the first time I've gotten Memedroid to load in the past 2 days. I was quite upset.

  2024-03-07 04:25

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  Mom's day facts

  I don't think it's necessarily that all the moms are committing the crimes. It's that the would-be-criminals are too busy being with their own moms to commit crimes on that day.

  2024-03-01 05:52

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  Good behavior or No quality writeups

  You've clearly never been to jail then.. &no, the food is not good. It is unedible&getting the officers to buy you pizza is so rare you're more likely to get away w/multiple murder.It's actually not even that hard to get away w/multiple murder..

  2024-02-28 23:58

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  wow yes

  The country can do with a population reduction for sure.

  2024-02-24 07:26

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  wow yes

  Most people making minimum wage can't just pick up and move states. Do you know how much that costs and who you're suggesting it to? "I can't pay my gas bill, but let me just move states." ??? What?

  2024-02-24 07:22

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  Well, have you?

  Imagine the photo shoot to get that picture for the box..

  2024-02-12 07:04

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  This is way too accurate

  They're literally wearing their dad's bodies.

  2024-02-12 06:52

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  It's only a flesh wound

  I too was going to say this. Carl kept it hidden for what, 2 or 3 days??

  2024-02-12 06:49

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  Ok no more FessHole posts, I promise

  DO MOORREE FESSHOLE POSTS.

  2024-02-12 06:41

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  Anyone else do this?

  Ah my constant plight. I lay in bed trying to discern the happenings of the world from just Memedroid while my husband lays next to me understanding everything he reads on Smart News.

  2024-02-11 06:19

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  -

  Ngl that was my initial thought when I couldn't remember his damn name

  2024-02-11 06:10

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  Can't stop addicted to the egg woll

  How about the cat hanging from a shelf in the background?

  2024-02-10 20:50

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  Cyanide and happiness

  Hey look. It's me.

  2024-02-08 02:01

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  healthy crush

  That too.

  2024-02-08 00:12

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  Wholesome foxes

  I literally watched this exact video like six times on YouTube today.

  2024-02-07 23:53

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  Street fight

  Where I live when an ambulance is called, cops usually show up, too. So maybe not great in practice, but funny theory.

  2024-02-01 05:43

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  He mad

  Yeah, quite a feminine tattoo on rather masculine feet..

  2024-01-30 18:39

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  How stoopid

  And you're the dumbass who posted it.

  2024-01-30 05:29

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  Potatoes

  PASTAS WE WANT ALL THE PASTAS

  2024-01-30 05:04

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  MrBeast, keep shaming them please

  Yeah, what a shit bag..

  2024-01-30 04:24

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  Turkish donner

  I've gathered from other comments that it might be a meat.

  2024-01-24 02:47

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  Somebody jammed his jelly

  I love all these really great comics you're posting! seriously.

  2024-01-21 08:53

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  Expectation vs reality

  I read 32 books last year, and I never had to pay a cent for any of them. I have to return the digital copies when I'm finished, but that's how library's work.

  2024-01-17 01:19

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  Expectation vs reality

  I can say that for the last year, since discovering I can borrow library books on my phone & read them w/ kindle or listen to the audiobook (usually I get both for 1 book & when I need to be moving around, I switch to the audio,) I have not been w/o a book

  2024-01-17 01:12

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  World's largest fireworks in Japan

  All the comments on this post are A-1.

  2024-01-14 04:50

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  wholesome grandmas everywhere

  Dude. What's your deal? You're a fucking weirdo. You're th type cops and EMT come to your house and forcefully lock in a psych hospital..

  2024-01-14 04:44

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  wholesome grandmas everywhere

  I actually got concerned once when I realized I'd asked it a question& gotten my answer while forgetting to say please or thank you. I literally went back & added them after the fact, which I know is so stupid and paranoid, but it is what it is

  2024-01-14 04:37

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  That'll do

  That's a really fucked up way to disposed of a dog that seems to have had an both a horrible life &, slow a death. Your dad seems to have done one of th only possible things to hurt it after death. Fuck your frozen ground. You're a country person. Burn it.

  2024-01-14 04:16

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  dog friendship meme

  I actually acquired a larger bed to accommodate my spoiled dog as she grew from puppy to full size. Th only time she EVER lays on th floor anywhere in th house is to chew on her bone. Otherwise, she's on th couch or in bed with me. So rotten.

  2024-01-13 07:12

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  wholesome grandmas everywhere

  I always tell chat gpt thank you, Just in case...

  2024-01-10 12:50

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  Grandma candy

  Bull shit. I buy them in bags at The Dollar Tree

  2024-01-09 12:59

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  World's largest fireworks in Japan

  There's a Nagasaki and Hiroshima joke in here somewhere

  2023-12-28 12:32

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  Bella you are a good one

  Can you PLEASE post an update elaborating on how long this goes on for and what, if anything, th tv station says about when they figure it out?

  2023-12-23 00:08

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  That's what men do

  Just any excuse to spew your bull shit, huh?

  2023-12-19 11:14

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  omg

  But just for th one person.. I don't wana eat cake off someone's head. Or th cake leftover that got smooshed.

  2023-12-13 04:33

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  omg

  What's wrong with your nose that it did all that, guy?

  2023-12-13 04:31

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  I'm proud of this, please let it pass moderation

  You're kinda just shutting down everyone's ideas for you while not accepting the general consensus that this isn't really the right audience or platform for what you want to do. Try being a bit more open-minded, friend.

  2023-12-10 03:09

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  Apple bottom drummer boy

  This is the greatest gift I've ever received ❤️

  2023-12-10 02:55

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  Cool af

  There were always a lot of bees here, too. I'm allergic, so that's what I remember most.

  2023-12-09 07:13

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  Nice!

  Ah I love comments that make me Google the definition of a word..

  2023-12-02 14:49

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  Yea, why would I lie?

  And a crippling crack cocaine addiction, but let's just advertise th hat

  2023-11-30 11:11

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  As a former baby I can confirm

  Adults do that all the time. It's called a walking black out.

  2023-11-29 12:32

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  It is what it is

  As long as I'm guaranteed not to be just another notch in the belt, but actually have a real relationship, why tf wouldn't I date option B??? And assuming they're not super fucked up in some way, like want to beat me all the time or something.

  2023-11-23 21:19

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  hero

  Yeah I know, he grabbed her like it wasn't shit for him and without any hesitation, which made it look like he had already decided to do it before ever stepping in th road, but in the end it becomes obvious he's only a good Samaritan

  2023-11-18 04:08

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  Crying meme

  (2/2) ...is letting a flawed society dictate how you express yourself." Men get a lot of opportunities that women are denied, but men are also so suppressed in completely different ways than women.

  2023-11-14 14:07

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  Crying meme

  (1/2)Exactly. I literally just sent this to my husband and said this: "You don't ever need to feel like this with me. Crying or feeling emotions when you need or want to isn't 'weak' or 'not manly' & it doesn't make you 'a pussy'. What's weak...

  2023-11-14 14:05

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  What’s green & smells like Ms. Piggy?

  No no no. The one with th chocolate chips you can suck up through th straw. What is that. Th chocolate chip frappe from McDonald's?

  2023-11-14 08:21

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  soon they're gonna make a new version of airpods that hav...

  Except, now the device doesn't even hold the music. You have to buy a $1200 separate device to store the music.

  2023-11-13 13:35

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  wholesome new life

  What "privilege"? To touch your newborn baby???? Are you fucking serious????

  2023-10-26 15:10

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  wholesome new life

  When both of my kids were newborns, if they started to cry while laying in a cot or bassinet, I could put my hand on their stomach, and they would instantly stop. It doesn't work forever, but when they were tiny, they just needed to know I was there.

  2023-10-26 15:07

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  Hectic

  Was no one else's first thought that they would be vandalized and broken very quickly?

  2023-10-24 15:55

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  Sleeping on the streets nearby is hard on your neck

  waiting for answer as I am ignorant as well..

  2023-10-14 11:15

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  Who wants to feel old?

  I remember when we had no PC lab. Just 4 of these in each classroom.

  2023-10-12 00:45

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  It must be portable...

  That's what I figured. He biked 6 hours from home, or his parent's home rather, and then set up his tent near college.

  2023-10-11 02:31

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  Y up p

  Damn, memedroid has developed a diverse population. You've got to be in your late mid 50s, right? I'm 28, but I've had my account since I was 16. I didn't think th app appealed much to Gen x.

  2023-10-09 23:09

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  Y up p

  When my elementary school was being remodeled from about 2003-2005, we had a few of these for the class rooms they were rebuilding, like the music room, art room, and library. We also had no playground for those years, as they were rebuilding it too.

  2023-10-09 23:04

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  Or just didn’t have hbo and don’t know what torrents are

  It's called poverty. No money to pay for another streaming platform for just one show.

  2023-10-03 00:02

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  i like boxes

  But the boxes are so well made.. and I could put things in them... I don't, but I could and they're there if I need to..

  2023-10-02 23:58

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  lmao

  You have to earn followers.

  2023-09-29 06:40

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  2001 and forever

  Where the fuck is my Gameboy Advanced I got for my 7th birthday?

  2023-09-18 00:56

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  what if multiple people are talking or the tv is playing?

  

  2023-09-15 14:14

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  The unfortunate truth

  What do their shirts say?

  2023-09-15 14:00

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  Some good questions here tbf

  Fuck, I'm going to have to Google each of these, bc how can I not know now?

  2023-09-14 14:20

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  Litter box life hack

  I've literally emptied my litter box into a Walmart box after i had a package stolen, and someone took the shut box within an hour.

  2023-09-12 12:52

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  Just stare into the phone...

  This is exactly what they did with the Greater Dayton rta busses. You can't get on the bus and pay in cash at all anymore.

  2023-09-10 23:02

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  damn

  Whoever did this is not cleaning anything. They're putting as much bacteria onto their needle as they're putting into the toilet paper. This simply isn't a normal thing that drug users do.

  2023-09-02 14:14

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  damn

  I was an iv drug user for 7 years in Dayton, Ohio, a place known for its extensive opiate epidemic. I have never seen nor heard of anyone doing this, nor do I see how it would "clean a needle". There are ways to clean them out. This is not one.

  2023-09-02 14:12

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  Bye bye bye

  I love each and every one of you

  2023-08-30 18:59

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  Neighbors are all surprised by the 3 hour cycle

  I have no idea what's going on. Please help

  2023-08-29 23:09

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  Happy 20th birthday

  I too thought th exact same.

  2023-08-14 14:27

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  You can just buy a birthday cake

  I learned this with cheesecake a few months ago. Now my bf and I literally buy a small cheesecake once a week and eat it over the course of the week.

  2023-07-31 23:23

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  Yes please

  Ya know my school only had the blue apple computers, so I thought they only cane in blue until like a year or two ago.

  2023-07-30 23:17

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  Cute and boneless...

  Bitches with phones like this be like "ew, you have an android/ Samsung? You're so poor!" Yeah, I have a fully functioning Samsung in one piece that's not cracked, scratched or broken.

  2023-07-25 21:49

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  Airplanes are boring....

  My car won't cross the Atlantic.

  2023-07-23 22:41

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  Title

  I thought she was pregnant the first 3 times I watched it, until I looked at her face and the size of her upper arms.

  2023-07-18 03:26

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  Gawrsh Mickey, those were kids

  Needed these at Waco.

  2023-07-14 17:49

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  Happy Father's Day

  Pretty sure that Simba on th cake there is a donkey...

  2023-06-19 20:04

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  LAMP

  What's a slake moth man?

  2023-06-11 06:26

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