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  Absloute Mayhem, my kind of mayhem

  TF2 and CDDA, not sure how well that'll turn out but I'd imagine it would be fun

  2022-02-20 11:09

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  funty

  The thing is you don't even own the image, you own the receipt. It's fucking stupid and people should stay away from it

  2021-11-17 17:57

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  funty

  NFTs are "Non Fungible Tokens" which are pretty much receipts associated with images you have no ownership over in any way shape or form. Pretty much only used to launder money or scam idiots

  2021-11-17 17:56

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  funty

  It's a "Non Fungible Token" or in layman's terms, a receipt you own linked to an image that you do not own in any way shape or form. Pretty much used only to launder money or scam idiots

  2021-11-17 17:55

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  the left pocket is a black hole in and of itself

  I'll have to start doing that, had to pull out the good ol spaghetti sand for the second time recently on Luke and it's getting expensive

  2021-08-21 01:24

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  the left pocket is a black hole in and of itself

  I need something to whip into the face of Luke Skywalker, at first he will think it's tasty spaghetti and then he will realize it's just sand

  2021-08-21 01:19

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  the left pocket is a black hole in and of itself

  Knife, phone, and pen in my right pocket, keys and wallet in my left. Spaghetti goes in my back pocket with the pocket sand

  2021-08-21 01:05

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  The outcome?

  GTFO and RimWorld, I ain't liking my odds

  2021-08-02 20:43

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  hoodwinked meme

  What is the movie?

  2021-03-13 20:10

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  One more time

  The sad thing is it was my birthday when they announced it now I'm old and one of my favorite music duos aren't making music anymore

  2021-02-23 11:25

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  I miss Blurrdd

  Ah this brings me back to the older days, back during the OC wars, I think that's what it was called?

  2020-12-28 15:10

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  I know it's a comments meme, don't rape eachother over it

  Its all good my dude, have a good day

  2020-11-21 13:10

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  This is the most factual meme ive ever made

  

  2020-08-24 12:42

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  Oh my

  Tavish Degroot, know for his role in TF2 as the demoman

  2020-05-05 17:19

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  This is a sad gam tbh

  Just a heads up, the DLC for horizon zero Dawn gets pretty feministy and the men act much dumber/more aggressive than you'd think they would

  2020-02-13 10:45

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  Indeed

  Ive been like you with one exception, Safeway. Denied to even look at promoting me because they wanted me to stay as a courtesy clerk, they ended up loosing one of the few clerks who used to give a damn

  2020-02-13 10:42

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  Do it

  Who Advisory: lock doors and close windows to avoid people infected with the corona virus

  2020-02-01 15:02

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  Sorry about the repost

  Sabagebu according to a quick Google search

  2020-01-22 20:06

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  Outstanding move

  Both are expensive up front but the tattoo stops being a hassle after the first month if you put it in the right place

  2020-01-19 11:51

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  do this

  I use it to try and help my team from getting rolled, otherwise I'll stick with stock.

  2020-01-15 14:34

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  do this

  Its always nice seeing a person trying to play medic

  2020-01-15 13:00

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  Your lastname originated from your ancestors jobs

  My family apparently did a bit of everything to the point it was always new (Newman)

  2019-12-25 12:28

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  Go donate to #teamtrees and I'll finish up Earth-Chan :)

  Draw kermit

  2019-12-04 09:16

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  It wasn’t here some time so here is a chance to get fre...

  Oh believe me were already working on a legal case, it's just hard because we're college students and can't afford the people needed for an international harassment and death threat case

  2019-11-27 03:11

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  It wasn’t here some time so here is a chance to get fre...

  My SO got a death threat because they wouldn't be someone's online therapist

  2019-11-26 23:29

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  i suck at maths

  Google calculus, it uses a some geometry, so it depends entirely on how much you set yourself up. The more you study the easier it should be, not to sound like that guy.

  2019-11-20 15:50

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  Loooong post

  Draw an astronaut, but make it trippy

  2019-10-30 02:02

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  Sad face

  

  2019-10-15 11:11

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  interesting battle

  Pretty sure he was being held into the air by the drone and fishing from there

  2019-09-16 22:42

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  for real though

  If everyone isn't busy in a conga line yeah this kind of stuff happens

  2019-09-13 21:29

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  Title

  Risk of rain and it's sequel got away from EA

  2019-08-25 02:45

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  If you go to ELM comment

  Glad to help anyone really!

  2019-08-21 21:49

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  If you go to ELM comment

  Alternatively take a pharmacy technician course, which uses imperial, metric, and the apothecary system! Also requiring you to to convert between them!

  2019-08-21 10:12

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  nooo, not snoopy :(((

  Need some fire foam poppers friend? I'll trade you for two lungs and a liver

  2019-08-18 10:25

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  angerÿ

  What's the artists name?

  2019-08-18 10:22

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  nooo, not snoopy :(((

  A fellow rimworlder I see *Tips human cowboy hat*

  2019-08-18 09:50

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  Wow r00d

  Digging the new pixel art my dude

  2019-08-16 11:15

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  August 1

  Montana has a population of celebrities living here since they don't get recognized as often and get treated like everyone else

  2019-08-02 13:16

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  What a time to be alive

  Closest I can do you for you is make more parts for my 3d printer, and replace the existing 3d printed parts

  2019-07-29 09:31

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  truck driver memes

  They dispatch and coordinate police officers to ensure things are being responded to appropriately, basically taking care of triage but for police matters

  2019-07-12 09:19

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  Part 1 of 2...

  Berq I'm glad that you and the wife are still on friendly terms, you get so spend time with the kids still, and that I hope that the turmoil that surely resulted from this resolves soon, and that you, your kids, and the ex wife will do well

  2019-07-09 11:57

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  10/4....

  It's most likely pronounced like the first part of beauty, at least there's a town near by with the same spelling and that's how it's pronounced

  2019-06-26 16:30

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  cunt

  Unfortunately worlds also have as much power as people give it, if black people really wish for people to stop using the word, the best thing they could do is not respond to its use in a dramatic way, and it will eventually die.

  2019-06-25 09:24

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  Terms and Conditions [OC]

  This one is gold good job system32!

  2019-06-25 09:01

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  cunt

  I think it should remain that way, if we use the word cunt too much it will lose the power it has by being a swear rarely said in the states

  2019-06-25 09:00

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  Of course, I hope you get well soon

  2019-06-23 00:21

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  Since you don't like yogurt id suggest looking into other ways to get helpful bacteria into your system, or perhaps try different kinds of yogurt, there's plenty out there that taste vastly different

  2019-06-22 23:47

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  Meds being taken as normal

  2019-06-22 23:25

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  If your old enough to visit the doctor yourself, I'd recommend you consider it, as well, health is a very serious thing to keep in mind. Otherwise, I'd recommend lots of yogurt to help replace the bacteria and taking it easy to let your body rest with the

  2019-06-22 23:25

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  I do recommend speaking to a doc about the meds tho, if it's doing more harm than good another one may be needed, but stopping that medication early can put you at risk of an even worse infection requiring even more nasty to deal with drugs

  2019-06-22 23:13

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  A CPT is a certified pharmacy technician, someone who's certified to work within a pharmacy and assist the pharmacist. I'm not a pharmacist, but I do know more about meds than most

  2019-06-22 23:12

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  Clish Clash your opinion is trash

  If you are perscribed antibiotics make sure you take them as directed and not just until you feel better, it prevents resistant bacteria from surfacing and prevents you from having to take the more serious and harmful antibiotics, source, I'm a CPT

  2019-06-22 21:26

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  Wtf

  I thought the campus police at colleges are generally cops

  2019-06-19 10:29

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  D&D

  Yup, though copper dragons have been known to kidnap bards because they like them

  2019-06-19 08:59

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  D&D

  That's correct

  2019-06-19 08:58

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  oh darn

  I was originally going to be named Christan

  2019-06-11 10:38

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  12345

  I'm pretty sure Dr Phil told him to get off the show because of how disrespectful it was

  2019-06-09 20:01

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  eQuaLiTy

  That's actually a pretty good way of doing it

  2019-06-09 09:29

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  WooLoo

  Probably the Rule 34 website, or Google images just uh, be careful what exactly your friend is getting into

  2019-06-09 09:22

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  Let's bring this community together

  Usually my mom would cook things for me and my brothers when she said we had food at the house, because 95% we asked it was around a meal time

  2019-06-07 19:08

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  hashtag

  That was a Buddhist symbol originally chief

  2019-06-01 18:12

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  hashtag

  This is probably one of the only symbols I'd be ok with having taken away from us as a hate symbol if I wasn't so against the twisting of original meanings of symbols

  2019-05-31 11:16

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  I've watched bits and pieces of it, but it shows a second and very nice side to Ramsey, he helps prospective young chefs as they compete against each other

  2019-05-29 23:54

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  Suprised

  Russian special ops

  2019-05-26 00:06

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  that poor alligator

  How about we just, don't rape animals? I'm looking at you, furries

  2019-05-24 23:45

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  bet

  My guess is that it gets absorbed by the enamel of the teeth and causes them to weaken, reason I guess that is because different chemicals get absorbed in different parts of the body, which is how medications can work on specific parts of the body

  2019-05-23 01:46

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  a homemade spiked club

  Yes those are the teddy bear ones, also known as jumping cactuses because their limbs detatch as a final fuck you with how easily their thorns get caught. I'd recommend looking up "how to spot a tourist in Arizona"

  2019-05-20 09:31

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  a homemade spiked club

  Can confirm, lived here 16 years, paddle cactuses are the basic bitch when it comes to hurting you, teddy bear cactus on the other hand can be nasty.

  2019-05-19 22:59

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  The flood

  I let him live so the legion would crucify him

  2019-05-16 09:25

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  5

  My buddy was the one cheating, for clarification

  2019-05-02 09:58

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  5

  Vac bans are permenant, they won't remove them Source: I was steam sharing and my buddy got vac banned for cheating in modern warfare 2

  2019-05-02 09:31

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  Do you want your milk in a bag?

  See my above comment

  2019-04-24 12:47

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  Do you want your milk in a bag?

  It was a joke, when customers would ask that I'd tell them I'd open the jug and pour it into the shopping bag for them, since it was the closest I could get to actual bagged milk like they have in canada

  2019-04-24 12:47

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  Hahahah

  If I recall correctly Japanese people are allowed to own shotguns and maybe rifles, but they have to let the police stop by every now and then to ensure everything is safely stored and every so often attend a gun safety course

  2019-04-24 10:22

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  Do you want your milk in a bag?

  When I was a courtesy clerk I'd ask if they wanted their milk bagged normal or Canadian style

  2019-04-24 10:19

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  dongs in a golem

  It's all fun and games until like 5+ of those bastards stop attacking your friends to focus you and snipe your ass

  2019-04-14 10:58

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  good stuff

  I was pretty good at riding them, though I did crack my head open once because I fell, moving fast on it makes things easier

  2019-04-05 16:57

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  Story of my life

  I believe it's also because they've managed to get more patreons as well, and a higher budget for quality production

  2019-04-05 10:06

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  Edward NIGma

  Berq this is why I like you, you still have a sense of humor, but you also seek to be respectful to others. You have a good balance between kindness and sense of reality

  2019-04-03 09:58

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  At this moment he knew,

  My phone has an option where the Google assistant won't respond to anyone that's not myself saying "hey Google"

  2019-03-18 19:10

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  Every old lady

  That kid looks like a boot leg version of my little brother

  2019-03-05 12:21

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  I'll keep you up to date

  Where exactly do you work?

  2019-02-26 15:38

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  PC Insecurities [Collab with Corsair]

  Keep up the good memes my dude

  2019-02-22 09:07

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  only REAL gamers wear their headsets in public

  I think it's just an apple meme, op doesn't speak broke and all that boring jazz

  2019-02-19 09:10

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  Helping people

  Usually we just dust our car windshield and roof off and we're good

  2019-02-12 11:09

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  Sad

  It's a small game, but probably one of my favorite ones. I recommend it, though rainworld can get really hard

  2019-02-04 19:20

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  Thought I'd share a bit of my mundane life with you.

  But yeah, let your kids know you still care and love them with all your heart, and that you will be there for them when ever they need or want you, it really goes a long way. Keep involved with what their doing, offer support and advice if they want or need it, and stay open with both the kids and the wife. It's worked extremely well for my stepfather and made a rough time a lot easier for everyone involved

  2019-01-24 13:34

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  Thought I'd share a bit of my mundane life with you.

  Not sure to be honest, I was just typing and eventually it said I hit the limit for characters

  2019-01-24 13:29

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  Thought I'd share a bit of my mundane life with you.

  Hey man, I saw your think about Mrs. Berq, and that really sucks. I've been though my parents divorcing and then my mom and stepfather separating (not divorced yet). I found that what my stepfather said to me (and my bros) as the most comforting, and that he would always support me, love me, that I would always be his son, that he wishes the best for me, and that he would do his best for me. He's stayed connected and always helped even in the end! Good luck! Your friend, Simon

  2019-01-24 09:18

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  I’m gonna stop you right there

  Technically nothing

  2019-01-20 23:18

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  Hmmm

  Did you eat it or something?

  2018-12-31 11:49

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  Bambi

  The guys face practically says that

  2018-12-17 21:08

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  The joke isn't mine but I added the game on the bottom

  Couldn't remember what it was called but I'm talking about the one that attacks when you move

  2018-12-17 18:03

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  The joke isn't mine but I added the game on the bottom

  Once you get into a Rythem things go super well, also the whip makes life so much easier

  2018-12-17 17:53

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  Follow not 4 follow

  I'd have punted that monkey off the building if it tried to attack me

  2018-12-16 09:10

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  Consider this an early Christmas gift

  Your a talented meme maker and a valued member of the community. I hope you have a good Christmas

  2018-12-14 08:47

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  R.I.P

  Do you have the video title?

  2018-12-07 10:56

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  Riot Games Twitter is racist af

  Hey, I really dig the new profile pic, really well drawn!

  2018-12-01 10:04

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  Made for memedroid, by memedroiders

  Yo I heard you draw how you'll do next from a hat?

  2018-12-01 09:04

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  I feel so sry

  He shot himself in the end I believe

  2018-11-27 17:49

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