Slimwit

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Original content in a world of reposts. It’s all pun and games to me.

23 Memes

Slimwit | 2026-08-02 13:28

Ironically not everyone gets it

Socialism Communism Marxism

82% 314

Slimwit | 2025-12-31 14:12

Miracles never cease.

83% 206

Slimwit | 2025-09-11 16:06

Out of the heart, the mouth speaks

83% 215

Slimwit | 2024-01-06 22:04

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…

88% 843

Slimwit | 2024-01-06 22:04

How cheap can hue be?

88% 686

Slimwit | 2023-12-23 12:42

Old fashioned Christmas traditions

43% 383

Slimwit | 2023-12-17 17:05

Know when to make your exit

84% 409

Slimwit | 2023-12-16 04:28

According to the Poles

73% 450

Slimwit | 2023-12-16 03:23

Choice rewards

85% 720

Slimwit | 2023-12-10 14:21

And all the forms of abuse

84% 483

Slimwit | 2023-12-07 07:36

Go toe to toe with anyone

77% 360

Slimwit | 2023-12-03 03:22

Badum tsss

74% 400

Slimwit | 2023-12-03 00:15

Nothing compares to U

74% 463

Slimwit | 2023-11-28 13:47

Brimming with possibilities

88% 548

Slimwit | 2023-11-28 00:23

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg

82% 296

Slimwit | 2023-11-26 18:35

Just my two scents

80% 312

Slimwit | 2023-11-07 18:40

Fur the love of dog

66% 316

Slimwit | 2023-11-06 21:29

You only get one shot

66% 345

Slimwit | 2023-11-05 16:35

Shore ain’t fun

67% 322

Slimwit | 2023-11-05 15:25

Let them know how you really feel inside

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Latest comments

Wages have not properly scaled with the cost of living si...
Many states don’t have sales tax on basic food items for home use.

2026-09-17 09:18
+7
Sudan launches green alternative to Cyber Truck
You’ll get board with it fast, it just lumbers along.

2026-09-16 14:58
+12
Hahahaha
Probably checking out the Croft and Barrow downs. They’re having a wight sale.

2026-09-15 20:42
+7
It's not hoarding. It's strategic packaging reserves.
Got a package deal on box seats there.

2026-09-14 17:01
+3
So long as they're behind cages right
Funny that they would disclose that on their own admission.

2026-09-14 11:47
+4
In The Shoe Or You Get The Paw Again!
I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes.

2026-09-14 08:51
+17
One night. Already handed in its resignation.
Totally unbefitting behavior, your sheet lacks depth.

2026-09-14 08:38
+3
Hop
I’m stumped by the upkeep but maybe it’s easy enough to push aside.

2026-09-12 08:57
+5
Hop
A kneedless expenditure to do without.

2026-09-12 08:33
+5
Title goes here
Guess you’re gonna Grimace one way or another.

2026-09-08 20:04
+13
Sneak in the washer
All those poor soles are racked with eternal torment.

2026-09-06 21:06
+6
There's more?
Going through the floor was a hard breakup but the parents rejoist.

2026-09-06 11:31
+8
There's more?
Sizing her up before things get really hot and heavy? Really?

2026-09-06 11:03
+13
There's more?
Oh come on, Dad! She’ll really grow on you if you give her a chance.

2026-09-06 10:48
+15
Walking on Sunshine
OP must be twelve!

2026-09-06 10:43
+7
Knock knock, it's Flock
That reads like an orgy of perverts.

2026-09-04 17:57
+5
ChatGPT vs one almond
It’s all nuts to me.

2026-09-04 09:40
+5
Childhood lied again
The problem ain’t mine.

2026-09-04 09:36
+10
Had the heart to go balls to the wall
Ya really busted a nut by your shelf there dough.

2026-09-04 09:33
+5
Bro chose violence
Breathtaking delivery.

2026-09-02 09:08
+6
perfect timing
(Cream pie to the face) HONK HONK!

2026-09-02 08:48
+10
trusted immediately
A name like that has its perks.

2026-09-02 08:36
+3
technically true
There’s Ma hat!

2026-09-02 08:24
+4
This isn't even funny
That’s bloody hilarious!

2026-09-02 08:18
+2
Luke went musical
If you think that’s great, just wait til you see the ewocka wockas in full Force.

2026-09-02 08:13
+5
Peak male entertainment
Where did my balls go?!?

2026-09-02 08:05
+16
Welcome to the Thunderdome, shorty
Screening to see if your newborn can function is smart but it does have limits.

2026-09-01 15:06
+3
boat gone
Birthing rights > berthing rights.

2026-08-31 10:37
+4
Heavy is the jingle
Surely you jest!

2026-08-31 09:45
0
tiny skatepark
For those stoked to get smoked.

2026-08-31 09:24
+1
Sometimes you don't.
Snow joke, that’ll stop you dead in your tracks.

2026-08-30 19:22
+9
titanic basic version
A recipe for a quick and easy rice bowl dump.

2026-08-30 19:19
+7
Something something Rorschach
Bonus points: Solve the relationship between ex and why.

2026-08-29 09:06
+33
While we rename things
Expect a lot of fallout over this.

2026-08-28 06:56
0
ripPost
Even in death, she made a big impression.

2026-08-28 06:55
0
Custom made
Sad day, overwhelmed by mammaries of her…it’s just too much to hold in.

2026-08-25 23:07
+4
Unicorns Dont Exist But Unibrows do.Thats Why The World S...
Girl, your brow’s so fly!

2026-08-25 12:15
+5
A classic time piece
He’s bound to clock someone with that thing, it’s just a matter of time.

2026-08-24 09:37
+3
Queer libraries be like
That might be hard in the self help and fantasy sections.

2026-08-24 07:10
+2
Dad leaves tired 7-year-old behind to keep climbing Mount...
Peak parenting there…the dad really climbed with abandon.

2026-08-24 06:38
+3
not today
An eye popping moment with Popeyes.

2026-08-24 06:21
0
Lol
He proposed Netflix but couldn’t resist her counteroffer.

2026-08-23 23:32
+3
Queer libraries be like
Great way to draw attention to your shelf.

2026-08-23 23:13
+6
didneyWorlPost
He’s a dead ringer for the well rounded guy that life really threw a curve at.

2026-08-23 11:02
+7
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
Sucks to be you!

2026-08-22 21:33
0
(supposedly) speakin' in the spirit
That’s some tongue in cheek humor, in a manner of speaking.

2026-08-21 14:11
+2
I love you too, but I'm working
Lie down with the dog and get up with the fleece.

2026-08-20 22:22
+4
Don't threaten me with a good time
That kind of behavior is out of order.

2026-08-20 09:21
+6
Whats wrong with them
It’s situation that makes everyone tents up.

2026-08-20 09:18
+5
God keeps calling
Looks like it’s time for some revelations!

2026-08-20 08:21
+10
self_esteem
Abased.

2026-08-20 08:16
+1
camera poison
He’s got a lot up his sleeve with such creative license.

2026-08-20 05:13
+8
Bro reviewed benches for years and finally found the perf...
Ah, very nice. Now let’s see his Coinbench review.

2026-08-20 05:03
+3
T
My blasted tardigrade is in retrograde.

2026-08-20 04:14
0
G
He really got the hang of it and boy is he s-hook.

2026-08-20 04:12
+7
It's next to paradise and intercourse.
Where do they get off doing you dirty like that?

2026-08-19 15:04
+2
Poor sod. No one will ever answer his call
They misspelled Predatoria.

2026-08-19 09:48
+2
digging intensifies
People really fall for the craziest shit.

2026-08-19 09:45
+7
Wait for it
Look how he gives them the brushoff at the tail end.

2026-08-17 14:46
+4
Whimsical
Mao! Why’s my food dish empty?!?

2026-08-15 10:43
+9
Carnal Knowledge
Sounds like a whoreable time trying to sleep with all the others.

2026-08-13 12:51
-4
Doing the Lord's work
Helping men meat the cutoff since 1993.

2026-08-13 12:46
+7
ThrowShade
SOME WOULD KILL TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS OPPORTUNITY.

2026-08-12 12:56
+8
Gave her his wet noodle
Then he’s left without rind or reason.

2026-08-11 22:56
+1
Gave her his wet noodle
Nothing conveys anger like some hot “pho yu” in their face.

2026-08-11 09:28
+5
KHURBIE
That’s too much for what’s left to swallow.

2026-08-11 09:19
+2
Van Gone
If he doesn’t want people talking about it, he needs to button his lips.

2026-08-10 22:29
+2
Van Stallion
It’s all horseplay showing off their musical muzzles.

2026-08-10 14:19
+4
Avoids a war
She’s emused but it will never fly.

2026-08-10 14:02
+2
Follow me and I'll follow you back
They’ll need to get it together in case of necessity.

2026-08-10 11:50
+2
Zuckerberg's superyacht faces questions over stranded boat
He’s got a yacht of explaining to do.

2026-08-10 11:02
+15
no brakes
Some people are all in on taking the Red Bull plunge.

2026-08-10 10:33
+9
dongs in a fan
Would two songs going in the same ear be double penetration?

2026-08-09 16:37
+8
dongs in a park
Dongs in a recoil.

2026-08-09 15:03
+14
What Meat Award, that bastard?
We really have to stop meating like this.

2026-08-08 22:12
+5
Lol
Amazing what can be achieved when you put heads together.

2026-08-08 15:41
+5
Jay Leno would have done this himself if the technology e...
Imagine having to watch him drag his butt around all day.

2026-08-08 10:09
+3
she reads very well
Sounds like the bumpy relationship didn’t last long.

2026-08-07 17:36
+5
You'll never guess what happens.
They underestimated the gravity of the situation.

2026-08-07 14:54
+17
Wait...
They’re all itching and burning to know.

2026-08-07 13:45
+12
No Nuns
Try not getting into the habit.

2026-08-07 10:44
+14
Cyclosporiasis cases are climbing in NYC
The city continues going to shit.

2026-08-07 09:23
+3
Where tf is that ship from?
If the ship goes down they’ll drown in self pity.

2026-08-05 16:37
+3
crab time
Looks like the conversation went sideways.

2026-08-05 08:42
+2
Important science
A duck billed hat seems more fitting but this is brimming with possibilities.

2026-08-05 08:35
+2
good reviews
Oh buoy, would you look at that!

2026-08-05 06:37
+2
artist meal
For a cracker, this suits my palate. I could eat this easelly.

2026-08-05 06:17
+2
stealth bird
Caught noodling again, eh?

2026-08-05 06:12
+3
Bread
It took great pains to make this.

2026-08-05 06:09
+14
Probably says yummy
French? That’s really crossing the line there.

2026-08-05 05:48
0
Intel 8080 8-bit CPU
Space lasers for the win!

2026-08-04 21:06
+3
Love Pole
People will go all in over this deal.

2026-08-04 20:55
+2
Slow cooked dong
A necessary plug for the slow cook.

2026-08-04 13:41
+5
naked leap
He barely survived.

2026-08-04 10:49
+1
peak Italy
I can’t imagine having a grater career.

2026-08-04 10:47
+7
Bison said back off
Bye son!

2026-08-04 10:40
+1
Follow me and I'll follow you back
He definitely didn’t pull out all the stops to get his license and now he’s just scraping by.

2026-08-03 16:21
+15
PeeWee's Playhouse Lore
Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho.

2026-08-03 10:13
+2
Made it worse
You’re screwed now!

2026-08-03 09:25
+1
nothing hits like an ice cold can at the exact right moment
Whoop ass

2026-08-02 16:38
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