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  Still single at 30? Congrats, you dodged your first divorce

  Married my high-school sweetheart and divorced because she cheated and left me for a different dude. 8 years down the drain. Rather, be apart of this statistic than the 13%

  2025-05-06 12:45

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  Lol

  Slap him and then buy him a lifetime supply of carrots and straw. Easy

  2025-02-23 17:13

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  True

  Don't forget about those big glasses

  2024-12-09 19:46

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  I'm unbelievably bad at decision making

  Idk what do you want? Fuck, failed the test.

  2023-11-06 06:38

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  Hopefully he doesn't get "crabs"

  Instead, you could be a really good left hand arm wrestler

  2023-08-23 11:37

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  Almost ready

  Looking big king

  2023-08-22 10:12

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  Texas is a big boi

  There are indeed 3 texases in there

  2023-08-14 07:52

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  Texas is a big boi

  At least my dad came back after finding the milk in Texas

  2023-08-14 07:51

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  I'm the ultimate trap card

  Your greed pales in comparison to my pot of greed. I draw 2 cards and whoop your booty

  2023-07-21 21:34

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  I'm the ultimate trap card

  Kaiba until you believe in the heart of the cards instead of raw power. You will never be able to beat my yugi deck

  2023-07-21 20:21

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  All hail the mighty sticky hand

  Now that's thinking

  2023-07-14 07:33

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  All hail the mighty sticky hand

  I remember the meme where a guy grabbed a condom from the nightstand with a sticky hand. I need to try that

  2023-07-13 23:17

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  Take notes dungeon masters

  I always knew I could count on you❤️

  2023-07-04 21:33

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  Take notes dungeon masters

  What about our calvary, the Florida men?

  2023-07-04 20:05

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  dongs in a hand

  Make sure to use mirror force when you are about to be attacked.

  2023-07-04 07:20

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  seems kind of dark to me

  Even the drones are sick of the government

  2023-06-27 22:50

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  Clown

  Rub one out when she does. Post nut clarity makes us smarter

  2023-06-27 08:07

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  Why vacations can stress me out

  A few weeks out of the gym and without the juice pretty much turns you into a femboy.

  2023-06-10 23:58

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  Why vacations can stress me out

  You will get back there king! Surgery won't keep a brother down forever

  2023-06-10 23:57

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  Women

  Silly chat gpt girlfriend trying to steal my money

  2023-05-23 13:06

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  I'd rather die than ask for a spotter

  If I die, I die

  2023-05-23 13:05

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  Air resistance can be ignored for this question

  You're welcome

  2023-05-21 15:08

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  Air resistance can be ignored for this question

  Hello brother. They would be pulled to each other with the same force and crash into each other. Exodia taught me that.

  2023-05-21 08:54

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  Still…..

  Don't forget this classic sitting on the sink pose

  2023-05-16 11:23

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  Now I'm offended

  It's not about the money. It's about sending a message

  2023-05-11 08:57

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  Now I'm offended

  Neither was I until memedroid radicalized me. And I'm a better person for it

  2023-05-10 12:39

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  Explains all the random acts of violence lately

  I'm a waffle guy and want everyone to know that

  2023-05-10 12:37

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  No means no babe

  It's not like I'm gonna drink that coffee bro. Or kiss her after

  2023-05-01 08:24

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  No means no babe

  Helicopter or I'd get a boner. Either way, it's gonna be a mess

  2023-05-01 06:47

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  No means no babe

  Damn bro. I would have given her that cream. Make it nuttier than hazelnut

  2023-05-01 06:44

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  C'mon, Jim!

  That big tiddy goth girl can apply to my goth IHOP anytime

  2023-04-28 07:34

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  *sad cyber dragon noises*

  Is it that hard to find a woman who would duel me?

  2023-04-23 09:32

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  April news

  Birds have been drones since the 1950s. But have looked real enough to fool the sheeple. They should do something about Mark Zuckerberg to make him look real.

  2023-04-22 00:26

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  Me at the gym

  Get it king 5s turn into 15s and those into 35s and so on. Pretty soon your going to curl the biggest weight there

  2023-04-22 00:21

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  Definitely would distract the witches before I slay them

  I'm self confident enough to not think that pixels with muscles will take my woman❤️

  2023-04-21 13:29

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  A man can dream

  I would definitely let her step on me, but I would not subscribe to her only fans

  2023-04-18 16:00

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  A man can dream

  Same. Both of us too horny jail.

  2023-04-18 08:13

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  A man can dream

  Nature's syrup

  2023-04-18 08:10

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  A man can dream

  With a goth girl on the side. Extra despair please.

  2023-04-18 08:10

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  Curse my porn addiction

  Did they all come from different schools?

  2023-04-17 13:23

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  Curse my porn addiction

  One cannot predict the horniness. It strikes when I'm the most vulnerable

  2023-04-17 11:32

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  Nobody better touch my Stromboli

  No but your mom showed me a thing or too about handling

  2023-04-14 19:07

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  Nobody better touch my Stromboli

  Listen here sucker. Cars peaked with 97 camry. About to drive over to your place and show you a thing or two about reliability

  2023-04-13 18:58

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  Happy pi day

  got pass moderation too late. Happy 3.1415 day

  2023-03-15 08:28

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  I could take on 3 beavers in a fight.

  Well lucky for me I have 6 nipples

  2023-03-10 22:19

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  I could take on 3 beavers in a fight.

  I'm a beavers worst nightmare. But if it was 4 or more, let's not get ridiculous. No one's winning that fight

  2023-03-10 19:18

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  I hate living in a world ruled by clowns

  Mark Zuckerberg is undeniably a reptilian

  2023-03-10 15:01

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  Thats why I always keep my booty smacking spatula on hand

  It allows me extra booty smacks. This is a good trade deal

  2023-03-01 07:55

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  Gathering the safe energy to preform the lift-nu jutsu

  I gotchu homie

  2023-02-26 12:09

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  I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  Not if you have socks on.

  2023-02-20 21:45

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  I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  At least this is a civil debate

  2023-02-20 19:20

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  I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

  thank you

  2023-02-20 19:19

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  Stay fit kings

  You're already a skeleton bro

  2023-02-19 15:49

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  Stay fit kings

  You're already a skeleton bro

  2023-02-19 15:48

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  Stay fit kings

  Get after it king proud of you

  2023-02-19 15:47

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  Stay fit kings

  I appreciate it king

  2023-02-19 15:47

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  I know where my tax money is going

  Lol if you find one that can let me know

  2023-02-12 15:11

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  I know where my tax money is going

  My type of women don't move like subwoofers do

  2023-02-11 22:05

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