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  Title

  Yeeees, feels like home.

  2024-12-21 00:03

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  Bruv..

  There’s starving kids in Africa. You must eat it all.

  2024-12-21 00:02

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  How to get McDonalds special item

  Ya, the item is called “the original hawk tuah”.

  2024-12-20 07:35

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  Ma'am

  School shootings are a problem of the soul. There were already millions of guns in this country back in the 20th century and most of that century had zero school shootings.

  2024-12-17 22:32

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  Thinking about the airport...

  The places where that much parking is needed at that price, I guarantee you the city is eating at least half that revenue via taxes and other subtle forms of theft.

  2024-12-16 23:33

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  Boris

  Give him an electric blanket so he doesn't get "cold".

  2024-12-15 18:10

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  Cognitive dissonance

  "Dr"... "Dr"........

  2024-12-15 18:05

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  This does put a smile on my face.

  You normie twats are the reason why they keep wokifying and murdering old beloved franchises. STOP +1-ING THIS GARBAGE.

  2024-12-14 19:57

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  Tbh

  Am I too dumb to understand this? He.. IS a leftist.

  2024-12-13 21:53

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  Logic by Socialists

  Ehm, this is just hard to understand. Can I just continue hating corpos and big government over here?

  2024-12-13 21:26

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  F35 vs Cybertruck design meme

  Most modern "improvements" on war vehicles built in the 70s-80s just seems like one huge jobs program for Northropp, Lockheed, Boeing and Raytheon aerospace engineering grads.

  2024-12-13 21:24

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  F35 vs Cybertruck design meme

  Cybertruck may be a shit design but so is F35.

  2024-12-13 21:21

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  wiping boogers on your local gym

  This must be some poor urbanite problem I don't have as a suburban fatass...

  2024-12-13 21:19

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  that ain't pushin p, on God

  Oh my goodness that vape is killing me.

  2024-12-13 21:13

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  Tangled live action meme

  Find that normie in your life and slap him right in the balls. This is his fault for continuing to buy this garbage and he knows it.

  2024-12-12 21:50

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  Someone to be the killer whale, others want to be the shoe.

  You are already in this kind of relationship, OP. You’re a clown, playing with kids toys, being led around on a leash by whores who won’t screw you.

  2024-12-12 07:59

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  Insurance Anthem

  Holy shit, are democrats finally remembering how to be democrats instead of corporate dicksucks?

  2024-12-12 07:44

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  Tip for BMW drivers

  BMW Guy: Other drivers?

  2024-12-12 07:39

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  satisfying US Navy operations

  Just looked it up. F18 is still king of the doof.

  2024-12-12 07:37

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  Oh well

  That’s because the EU only wants the barbers, shawarma chefs and sleeper cells.

  2024-12-11 21:04

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  Tat

  Promoted to Senior VP of “User Experience Engineering”, guaranteed. This level of dipshittery always travels in herds.

  2024-12-11 21:02

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  Bathroom door being inclusive

  I want to slap the person who did the text formatting for that sign.

  2024-12-11 14:46

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  satisfying US Navy operations

  I like the idea of the Blue Angels but F18 are the doofiest looking aircraft so they will never be cool imo.

  2024-12-11 14:44

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  Natural balance

  Now watch Minnie Mouse write this scene in his little manifesto before he takes a rifle into a crowded building.

  2024-12-11 14:42

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  "Pray to Mary" why? God is all powerful. He's available

  In other words, to be a good Christian you actually have to engage your intellect AND trust, actually being intentional about your faith? I reject your categorization of so called “Mary worship” but the rest sounds good to me…

  2024-12-10 21:33

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  "Pray to Mary" why? God is all powerful. He's available

  The thing to keep in mind is that we are all sinners, need guidance and self-interpretation of scripture is kind of risky. At the end of the day, I'd love for all protestants to come back home but if they're living lives glorifying the Lord, we don't need to point out every single one of each others flaws. The "ackshually I used to be Catholic" apostates can BTFO tho.

  2024-12-10 20:32

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  "Pray to Mary" why? God is all powerful. He's available

  Protestants be like "Look at me. I am the theologian now. Paul's letter to the Corinthians actually justifies my 17 divorces, trust me bro."

  2024-12-10 18:59

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  follow the operation mockingbird talking points, given to...

  I agree with this in principle but "you pay more in taxes than billionaires" is a lie that destroys the argument here. Be mad at corpos who have flooded the market with expensive garbage that poisons your mind body and soul and are renting the government's monopoly on violence -- it's not just "the millionaires and the billionaires" who are doing the footwork for that.

  2024-12-10 18:54

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  One random night in Japan

  Japan might be world class at making them look magical (and be at least reasonably safe) but I really dislike huge brightly-lit cities. Birds, cicadas, crickets, swaying of tree leaves and starlight for me thx.

  2024-12-10 18:42

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  silent quitting

  Software dev spotted.

  2024-12-10 18:39

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  Cute doggo

  That sounds like you lifted the noise from the first season of the Pokemon anime.

  2024-12-10 18:35

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  how to carry your dog like a backpack

  That giant lazy cotton ball's face the whole time ->

  2024-12-10 18:31

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  Bosses

  I read somewhere his attorney's last name is actually "Keniff".

  2024-12-10 18:25

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  If you knew how to find them, you wouldn't be a reporter ...

  Each treasure chest is packed to bursting with dildos.

  2024-12-10 18:24

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  Mighty midgets

  

  2024-12-09 21:47

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  How I sleep

  Literally me, just with less fat rolls and moobs.

  2024-12-09 10:42

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  Mighty midgets

  Women will never understand why this is the most hilarious thing ever.

  2024-12-09 10:35

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  no surprise there

  Ensnared? Dozens. Reported by the corporate press? Zero. Prosecuted? DOJ is too busy burying old Christian ladies under federal prisons for praying outside of abortion clinics to care about this.

  2024-12-08 22:56

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  no surprise there

  His response of “if this really happened then why didn’t you file a criminal charge” was pretty epic and the way these kinds of claims should be handled, but I could totally see a POS like “the jigga man” doing exactly what this girl is accusing him of and behaving exactly this way afterwards.

  2024-12-08 22:53

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  Winkie winkie

  The worst. Just staring at the damn droplet while it refuses to fall.

  2024-12-06 16:01

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  Can they even cook?

  "Back to the Kitchen"? More like "Back to Bitchin", amirite fellas?

  2024-12-06 15:58

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  Way to go Hadji

  More like Vivek. Kash is built like a brick shithouse.

  2024-12-06 10:08

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  Hide yo kids, hide yo ceo's

  It's not, actually. John Adams said "our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." This same principle applies to capitalism, probably even more so than government. Remove God from either of these things and everything reduces to jungle rules in a generation and there is no basis for arguing against it (because there is no "objective good" after all).

  2024-12-06 10:04

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  So can i

  Didn't UnitedHealthcare also use some "90%" AI thing to figure out which insurance claims to deny?

  2024-12-06 09:59

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  Hide yo kids, hide yo ceo's

  Corpos have successfully pulled the floor out from under every product in circulation in America. Nothing freakin works or lasts and costs more money every year until they announce its now a subscription model. They lobby the US govt to pass massive restrictive laws that keep smaller players out of their markets so you have no choice but to go with the biggest turd in the pool. I will pray for the souls of CEOs bc it’s the Christian thing to do but I ain’t shedding no tears here.

  2024-12-05 22:57

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  Yikes, well that's bad

  And THIS folks is what they want to use AI for. Exactly what you’d think they’d want it for.

  2024-12-05 22:37

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  how to prank your mom

  Plot twist: her mom is a cop and shot her 47 times (reloaded twice).

  2024-12-05 16:57

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  Harry Potter series, here we go

  You know at some point you'd think the infinite well of "gayer than the last person they found" would run dry but then you see something like this.

  2024-12-05 16:55

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  how much you should have at every age

  I think you just revealed that you don't know anyone who has that much cash saved up because they know you're a stealin bish.

  2024-12-05 16:51

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  Blue Cross Blue Shield meme

  The fun part is this won't even change their behavior other than them contracting out a bigger security detail, paid for by the corp, thus diverting MORE premium dollars away from paying for claims. But it's okay because Obama fixed all of the insurance with Obamacare.

  2024-12-05 16:44

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  To replace programmers with robots

  "Safe" is a relative term. All the devs I know who are using GPT and other AI assistance tools write absolute SHIT code. Now they're doing it faster, aided by hallucination-prone generative AI. That code is going everywhere really fast, faster than anyone has time to do proper code reviews for.

  2024-12-04 20:39

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  fight your lunch robbers at work

  Why is Goo Gone in the fridge?

  2024-12-04 20:36

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  Cybertruck driver

  It's not the Cybertruck. Canadian drivers are freakin braindead. Something in the water up there.

  2024-12-04 20:35

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  Minecraft x Marvel meme

  I think I did this in Tears of the Kingdom on the first drop -- the first big jump from the sky island I think I faceplanted on the ground like 2 feet from some water.

  2024-12-04 18:43

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  Yoon Suk Yeol meme

  Pretty sure the guy said he was trying to stop communists from destroying their government, but you say "suppress democracy"... now I don't know anything about 2024 SK but how come every time I hear that word "democracy" there's always some communist shit going on riiiiight next to it?

  2024-12-04 18:40

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  Lady justice is blind.

  Imma keep it real with you chief, after the summer of love, after they’ve been throwing Christians in jail for praying outside abortion clinics, after Daniel Penny, I’d be fine with spite for at least a year…

  2024-12-02 18:49

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  wiping boogers on ms13

  Freakin boomers and ur 1911s

  2024-12-02 18:47

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  Expensive games with microtransactions

  Avoid AAA and western studios, it's really that simple. But if you're too much of a freakin crackhead to quit, search Rumble, Odysee or YouTube for someone playing the game. Watch the first hour or two before committing.

  2024-12-02 16:13

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  Victory

  Good job Marine, now GET THE FUCK OUT OF NYC. Update: wait, did they even reach a verdict? From what I can see, they JUST started closing statements this morning.

  2024-12-02 14:35

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  Gruesome Newsom's Gonna' Make Some Promises

  They'll run Shapiro and/or Evers (the twat in Wisconsin), then ride the wave of centrist idiot voters to getting another batch of lefty "squad" types back into Congress and resume the moral and economic hollowing-out of America.

  2024-12-02 14:32

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  Funeral quotes

  Came here to post this.

  2024-12-02 14:27

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  Fourth wall break… that’s the entire thing nothing el...

  This guy's little song is my favorite part of the movie. I would say the thing you wanted me to comment but won't bc I don't want followers.

  2024-12-02 14:24

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  Charlie Kirk about Joe Biden pardoning his son Hunter Biden

  I agree with him. I also think that this is the perfect thing to present to blind normies who swear the Democrats are the good guys.

  2024-12-02 14:21

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  the DIY trick you needed

  The real trick was the trick you fell for along the way.

  2024-12-02 14:14

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  I prefer dark

  Gross, who put that trash next to my milk chocolate (aka the only real chocolate)?

  2024-12-02 14:11

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  Ella Fitzegrald about Marilyn Monroe

  NO. Government coerced integration is the only way.

  2024-12-02 11:19

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  Bring this back

  Things like this used to go without saying but Zoomers need to "rediscover" modesty, loyalty, decency, masculinity, femininity and then make an Instagram post about it because Millennials just sat back and watched hippie degenerates shit all over those things up until today.

  2024-12-02 11:17

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  Ohio news about the new bathroom bill

  Maybe in Ohio and other red states but nationwide? I'm hopeful but that has yet to be seen...

  2024-12-02 11:05

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  are we the baddies?

  The funny thing is that the Biden administration literally abolishing all of the mental and physical disqualifiers to increase "diversity" in the military erased ANY excuse these people had for not joining the military. At the end of the day they just want communism that someone else has to pay for.

  2024-12-02 11:02

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  They're so relatable!

  TBF they are very likely being exploited by the powers that be via drug addiction, filmed acts of extreme sexual depravity or some combination of both. It's a poverty of the soul which I would argue is significantly worse than poverty of the body. I wish they would STFU but I can understand why they won't (because again, whoever is in pulling the strings won't let them).

  2024-12-02 11:00

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  Always

  Soooo you look like an annoying hoe-bag in both pictures?

  2024-12-02 10:54

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  Joe Pardons Hunter..."No one is above the law"...Joe Biden

  “BuT HeS a cOnvicTed FeLOn!!1!!” Go on and say it bitch I dare ya.

  2024-12-01 22:13

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  Muh spying

  Soccer Mom’s info would be “mistakenly” leaked by the IRS or whatever other watchdog like all the other “mistaken” “leaks” of people who ran afoul of leftist intentions. But i appreciate your attempt.

  2024-12-01 20:23

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  Those liberal tears get everywhere...

  I was going to make a joke here about Noah's Ark, Ellen running from The P Diddler situation and what the rainbows actually symbolize but I'm not clever enough to string the words together.

  2024-12-01 18:47

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  Muh spying

  Sadly if they did, it would only ever be used to sniff out the 45 yo widow with 3 kids who works at Home Depot donating $20 to the Post Millennial or Washington Free Beacon so that bluehair freaks can doxx and summarily end whatever semblance of normal life she actually has like they tried to do to the LibsOfTikTok chick. (Update: I just realized who I replied to -- freakin zeref, champion of the bluehairs lol)

  2024-12-01 18:43

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  He can't save you

  I cannot overstate how much OP is correct. It's an even bigger priority since there are LOTS OF PEOPLE who are now being all "Oh I was always for Trump, I love *takes off hat and looks at it* MA...GA..." There are MANY more grifters hanging around the man and the MAGA movement now than there were in 2016 and none of them have any intention of actually improving the lives of ANY American.

  2024-12-01 18:37

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  Open Road

  No, New Zealand, you can't hide behind cute anymore. We've seen what kind of shit you guys allow in your little "paradise". You're now just as bad if not worse than Australia and the UK. You still have some ways to go before you can beat Canada (they go hard af).

  2024-12-01 18:33

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  Getting played

  Something similar happened to teenage me buying some random electronics thing on eBay back in the early 2000s. It was literally a picture of some PDA or something if I remember correctly. I was so impressed at the hustle I couldn't even be mad, it was so ridiculous.

  2024-12-01 18:29

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  curveball

  “I want to live on a farm” is code for “I want to get as far away as possible from shitlibs and the chaos and destruction their stupid smug bullshit creates”.

  2024-12-01 09:08

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  True

  Translation: “I fucking love Science!!!1!”

  2024-11-29 12:31

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  True

  They’re French. Of course their priorities would be all jacked up.

  2024-11-29 12:29

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  True

  Even the dog is a Chad?

  2024-11-29 12:28

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  wiping boogers on your local feminist

  Holy receding hairline, Batman!

  2024-11-29 12:27

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  Thanksgiving Trump meme

  Cheap Chinese bullshit is a big reason why Americans are being bled to death financially and why everything is broken and nothing lasts. Making that garbage more expensive wakes people up to the ACTUAL cost of things. But don’t let me stop you from beating the “tariffs are bad” drum MSNBC gave you.

  2024-11-29 12:20

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  When you have a kid

  You will, give it time. Unless you intentionally raise your kid to be as needy and attention seeking as possible or sign them up for every sport and extracurricular known to man like your typical normie jackasses.

  2024-11-28 23:17

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  Elon Musk's xAI is going to make gaming great again

  I’m neutral on musk but I don’t want AI anywhere near games if it ain’t ONLY controlling fire and maneuver in a game.

  2024-11-28 23:15

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  Peanut the Squirrel's family lawsuit against NY state mem...

  And once again the NY taxpayer will get fucked by Albany’s excesses. But these guys vote for the sane government that does this to them over and over again…

  2024-11-28 23:09

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  Title

  This is almost every human being chasing after some goal that has a built in moral hazard. “I can do it but I won’t lose myself. I’m different.” There are literally millions of this guy running around earth right now.

  2024-11-28 23:01

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  THIS....

  Stop buying cheap Chinese shit. Whatever gets us there, OP, you butt nugget.

  2024-11-28 22:50

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  Carriage

  I recognize the bitch but who’s the chick on the right?

  2024-11-27 08:22

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  Read it

  One of the more famous ones is Jules’ tirade before shooting Brett in Pulp Fiction. That was a completely made up verse but some people think it’s real.

  2024-11-27 08:17

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  Walmart pulls back on DEI efforts, removes some LBGTQ mer...

  Say it with me now: They. Are. Not. Stopping. They. Are. Renaming. What. They’re. Doing. To. Hide. It. From. Dumbasses. Who. Think. They. Would. Stop.

  2024-11-27 08:09

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  Johnny Somali is in big trouble

  Now watch Biden prisoner swap four convicted child predators to free this clown before he leaves office.

  2024-11-27 08:05

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  laughs in Ubuntu

  Real talk, we’re gonna need a new RMS soon bc that guy is like 300 years old now.

  2024-11-26 21:56

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  Japanese companies react to rise in rude, abusive customers

  "Rise in rude abusive customers"? Going to guess "diversity" is involved here.

  2024-11-26 16:18

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  Marlboro commercial

  Easiest way to quit vaping: doing man shit. Checks out.

  2024-11-26 15:53

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  Woke teacher

  This woman teaches children. She cannot regulate her emotions AND cannot control her urge to post something which is extremely inappropriate for a person who serves a trusted role to post. She will not be fired because "ThE TeAcHeRs ArE HeRoEs AnD aRe SoooOoo UnDeRpaID".

  2024-11-26 15:51

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  Suspended? How, a crane???

  There is a not insignificant chance that some degenerate bastard specifically requested this.

  2024-11-26 15:47

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  Thanks in advanced

  Happy Thanksgiving.

  2024-11-26 15:46

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  Mom likes hakas

  X to doubt... No way your mom is that cringe.

  2024-11-26 15:44

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