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  Buy some today

  Not for long *leg sweep Outsitting

  2022-05-24 16:19

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  #2

  Can’t go to much of anything on that stomach unless you’re very small and then you could use it as a mattress because clearly that stomach hasn’t been empty since the early 1990s

  2022-05-24 16:12

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  It makes as much sense as dead people to vote

  Pick another cherry… pick the constitutional government cherry… and the none are healthy-kyklos or anacyclosis one… oh, and the wisdom of crowds, pick that one too

  2022-05-24 16:06

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  It makes as much sense as dead people to vote

  Well… technically it’s so extremely far right that it’s off the map but aside from that, its only right in the fantasy prone mind of a complete sub for bigbuffwomen with swords that has little to zero understanding of what the free and forward thinking patriots that followed understood… which was that the underwater sword lady system was a good government… for them to poop on.

  2022-05-24 15:51

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  Megapint

  ___________________ 2 *2 hands mega is mega

  2022-05-24 15:33

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  quite sad innit?

  Chubby chaser on a too small bike riding chubby on the gooseneck

  2022-04-29 15:33

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  No comments

  WTF am I looking at? He looks like he’d scream run directly into enemy lines strapped with IED’s

  2022-04-29 15:24

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  I Present M00fins Ross. Happy Trees.

  Nice work

  2022-04-29 15:13

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  Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

  Someone should wonder about her life span and… let’s see, how can I put this discreetly… kill the bitch

  2022-04-29 15:11

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  OK Boomer

  Go big or go home… besides, 2018 is too longer for boomer memory. Gotta remind them periodically so they don’t get too salty

  2022-04-29 15:09

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  Stealing your own bike

  White. Only a white dude would say yeah, just don’t ride off with it. You dudes should try using your brains for thinking instead of trying to maintain your lemming personas

  2022-04-29 15:00

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  Stealing your own bike

  Cop callers are… Karen’s and soy boys and ditch fill. She handled it herself like a Chad Mom and got her bike back. What more do you need? Cops would just over complicate the situation and they’ve got far bigger fish to fry than some dumb bike thief even though driving around and writing tickets for not causing mayhem is all they really want to do.

  2022-04-29 14:58

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  Chilling

  *my mobile satellite office

  2022-04-29 14:47

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  OK Boomer

  Poor taste? Yeah well, so are a lot of things boomers say so it’s really a legit response. And it’s just a meme. Just another way of reminding folks of their unsolicited commentary and hypocrisy. No different than say… some affluent, Jebediah Clampot, socialism hating, multiple time McConnell voting Kentuckians sitting on the curb, coughing and covered with soot as their house behind them, that local FD just carried them out of, goes up in flames. Good meme.

  2022-04-29 14:43

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  They are atleast good neighbors

  at least good neighbors? Hell yes! That’s above and beyond… like, advanced empathetic noblesse oblige neighbor-ship. I’d be grabbing the salt and a lemon and knocking soon as finished reading that.

  2022-04-29 14:22

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  Salty tears on their pillows

  Tears for Lindel? You’re out of your mind. Well, not as much as Lindell is out of his coke rotted mind but… yeah, that’s a USDA Grade A 100% pure Nope OP. Dude has zero cred. He’s insignificant, a nothing burger. Nobody… Absolutly nobody is, was, or will be crying… except maybe Elon when he’s sees this meme. I mean, they’re not even in the same league. Might as well have a Jeopardy Champion and Peter Griffin as your lifelines on millionaire. You pretty much insulted Elon.

  2022-04-27 22:22

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  Sub Dom Switch

  Forget all that… just find the one that lets you install her as the puppet dicktaker of your banana republic

  2022-04-27 21:57

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  Hyumor

  Um… no, everyone knows the pyramids were made out of bread

  2022-04-27 21:53

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  True gamers

  Nothing was better than ball on the end of a string tied to a cup on a stick. I’m surprised it wasn’t on wii sports or gameboy

  2022-04-27 21:51

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  Bistian Cale......

  What’s the point of this? Oh, you never plan on meeting up? Okay… I guess… (stupid)

  2022-04-27 18:54

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  Every Day Would Be, Taco Tuesday

  Seems like way too many extra steps when all you gotta do is talk to them

  2022-04-27 18:52

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  Stay Thirsty

  Well… that explains a lot… OP has a disease

  2022-04-27 18:51

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  Yes, The Sheeple Are This Fuckin’ Stupid

  If you believed yours, you wouldn’t be posting and sharing your memes for free. Shut up and embrace your socialism

  2022-04-27 18:49

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  Weak Pussyfied Dumbfucks

  Shut up and eat your lame overpriced cookies so you’ll feel like the elite that wish you could be.

  2022-04-27 18:46

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  FJB

  This is OP getting triggered and acting like a mad little snowflake that’s controlled by what other people do because being manipulated and divided is all he knows.

  2022-04-27 18:44

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  Fuck BLM

  No, that’s not what they’re looking at… do know why it’s not? Because OP made it up, that’s why. Because if that’s what they were really looking at, there’d be no pic of the cops, there’d be a pic of the naked methed out shit-mole wrestling the social studies bitch. But there isn’t one, because it didn’t happen. Shit meme.

  2022-04-27 18:33

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  Welcome to adulthood

  Shut up

  2022-04-23 14:49

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  I doubt it will mistakes

  Nope, no postcard, sumthin even better, a one way ticket

  2022-04-23 14:48

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  2+2=Mitochondria

  How tf do these people think it’s a teacher’s job and not their own? How does a parent say to themselves… gee golly, my kid is gonna be 18, or 22 or whatever, who in the wide wide world of sports is gonna teach him/her/it how to file taxes? Let me think… hmm… um… yeah, nope, I got nothing, there’s just no one else on God’s green earth who’s gonna do it so it’s gotta be a teacher…

  2022-04-23 14:05

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  auntie

  She’s not his Mom so… that’s where “no good deed goes unpunished” comes from.

  2022-04-23 13:55

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  Le pit

  They’ve all got add/ocd and autism… It’s time to put all toddlers 5 and under on leashes.

  2022-04-23 13:52

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  Superb

  Yeah, no, nobody forgot nothing about invitations and fuck the world, NFL is ours

  2022-04-23 13:49

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  Le bar

  

  2022-04-23 13:46

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  Le bar

  As much as I could not agree with you more, I gotta say this and I’ll forego the stories and just hope that you hear. Never fight drunks. Always walk away. Inevitably there will be one that keeps getting up and coming at you, until he doesn’t get up anymore and a manslaughter charge isn’t worth it. Better to throw a kick to the back of the knees so he falls and pisses on himself and doesn’t know who did it.

  2022-04-23 13:45

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  Dogelon Dogsk

  Estimated around 2k per taxpayer

  2022-04-23 13:37

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  Dogelon Dogsk

  Wow! Where’d you learn to make such good kool-aid? You’re a good kool-aid maker aren’t you? Drink up and enjoy it while you’re young.

  2022-04-23 13:36

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  Le worse

  Well, you know what they say… do something, even if it’s wrong, the road is littered with indecisive squirrels, and it’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, and it takes all kinds to make the world go around, so you’re doing your part by doing you, good for you.

  2022-04-23 13:30

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  Thanks for the laughs

  If I’d have known, I would’ve argued more with you and posted the longest titles and comments possible… but anyways, not goodbye, just catch up to you later, this side or the other. Peace be with you, before you, behind you, beside you, all around you, and within you.

  2022-04-23 13:26

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  facts

  Two simple solutions: 1. Don’t hate 2. Don’t grow up

  2022-04-18 13:15

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  facts

  Syntax better next time…

  2022-04-18 13:14

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  everyone talks to God… eventually

  So to acknowledge that there are standards of good and evil is to acknowledge a divine intellect that gives us those standards.

  2022-04-18 13:03

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  everyone talks to God… eventually

  But in fact, the problem of evil is a problem for atheism. It’s not a problem for theism. The reason is that… if there is no God, there is no moral law, and there is no objective right or wrong, so there is no such thing as evil. There’s just stuff that happens. Now, we might not like the stuff that happens, but that’s just an opinion. That doesn’t mean that what happens is evil.

  2022-04-18 13:02

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  everyone talks to God… eventually

  The proof is everywhere. Look at the incredible mathematical structure of quantum mechanics, of general relativity, of physics… Those laws existed before there were even human beings on earth. How did laws just happen? Where did they come from? What mind created them? And why is there evil? That is often an argument used against theism that, “Well, hey, there’s bad things in the world. So God must not exist because he wouldn’t allow bad things if he really existed.”

  2022-04-18 13:02

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  everyone talks to God… eventually

  He does allow evil because He is good, good and loving like a Father that will let you fall on your face and get back up and try again.

  2022-04-18 12:39

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  POV: 1960, Sunday, dinner, Grandpa can’t stop laughing,...

  @pfp avatar should have more pic than text… way to keep it real

  2022-04-18 12:28

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  Adulting done right

  You want in, to get under my skin and call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you, what do I do? Is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where I've been belong You can't be something you're not Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time Re spect walk

  2022-04-15 13:38

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  so… you think you might wanna dick down the Karen next ...

  …or China

  2022-04-15 13:03

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  2018 wants its memes back

  God great, people crazy

  2022-04-15 12:59

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  way back in the way back when…

  Hey! This is meme site. You seriously need to get more serious or take your devil may care nonchalant adultness over to twittereddit

  2022-04-14 00:05

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  yep… it’s me… I’ll “save” you…

  So is the number 6 when the question is what’s 11 + 12

  2022-04-13 23:54

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  choose one

  0/4

  2022-04-13 23:27

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  mencraft

  *carries hunk of cheese to Kraft some bitches

  2022-04-12 20:14

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  Change My Mind

  False: Look at OP’s title for this meme… copied it from the meme verbatim… easy.

  2022-04-09 17:23

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  Totally normal

  MPI

  2022-04-09 16:53

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  Beard rule!

  Wizards

  2022-04-06 22:44

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  Beard rule!

  1. Tub of Shea butter. 2. Beard oil. 3. Beard balm. 4. Wood comb 5. avoid the cheap stuff if possible

  2022-04-06 22:43

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  Beard rule!

  Professor… I Guess you could say I’m… 10 Yeared

  2022-04-06 22:39

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  Too hot

  Just keep eating more to singe off the little hangy piece of skin on the roof of your mouth until a callous is formed.

  2022-04-06 22:19

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  yeah

  “Don’t give what’s holy to dogs; and cast not your pearls before swine, lest they trample you, then turn and tear you to pieces.”

  2022-04-06 22:11

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  yeah

  … not sure wtf that abomination is on the cross on the chain… but it’s not Jesus.

  2022-04-06 22:03

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  MMAtards

  It’s just daytime soaps for men

  2022-04-06 21:57

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  Maxwell

  This meme should never die, should be reposted regularly, and considered canon

  2022-04-06 21:53

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  idk

  Hey!!! Don’t be harshing on Noni

  2022-04-06 21:49

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  Good

  When you only handle high dollar high profile litigation and feel like looking down and lauding it over the commoners

  2022-04-06 21:37

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  Spicy

  Me to the server at a restaurant: and bring extra wasabi

  2022-04-06 21:34

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  Flip you

  There is truth in this, like when you’ve exhausted every other avenue and option and you still know you’re justified, then yeah as long as you’re willing to accept consequences if there are any, cuz there still could be, but not always.

  2022-04-06 21:33

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  Flip you

  Indignation that is righteous, that is without sin, reacts to actual sin, not the sinner, it doesn’t focus on personal offense but is expressed with control, concern and character. When Jesus asked the people in the synagogue, is it ok to heal the man’s withered hand on the Sabbath, he was angry from their silence, not cuz they were angry at him but cuz it grieved him that they weren’t compassion to a man God loved. Righteous indignation isn’t easy, but it’s simple.

  2022-04-06 21:26

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  Flip you

  Pastors aren’t a phenomenon. Latin (Western) and Greek (Eastern/Orthodox) Catholics aren’t the only Christians. Neither are priests exclusive to Catholicism. There are other orders of the priesthood besides Melchizedek, most notably, the Aaronic order from Moses’ brother Aaron is just one of many. Might also interest you that priests have not always been celibate, neither have all the Popes, several of which had children, as did the apostle Peter. Might want to check that hate.

  2022-04-06 20:43

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  Attitude Problem

  Employee: There are no problems, only challenges and those calling it a problem are detrimental to this company and should be replaced. Boss: I’m giving you a promotion, make sure they all have their desks cleaned out and are gone by Friday afternoon.

  2022-04-06 16:24

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  she actually claims this lol

  Anorexic? That’s a strange name for a micro nation but I’m still gonna invade it

  2022-04-05 13:34

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  How many points you got?

  detained… not the same so, no but yes, it counts towards your innocence

  2022-04-05 13:10

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  kindergarten teachers in democrat states be like

  Just had to beg for more huh? You’ll never be a Princess like Snow White with that kind of desperation.

  2022-04-05 02:24

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  kindergarten teachers in democrat states be like

  You look like I’m drunk so I’m not listening to you

  2022-04-05 02:21

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  *gets downvoted to oblivion*

  Mashups are great… they’re like little crossbred bastard memes that belong chained up in the basement but that you can let out here and I figure if enough are made then eventually one will be exceptional enough to lead the others in a revolt and break free into mainstream meme world

  2022-04-05 02:14

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  No

  Is it blended or meat at the bottom?

  2022-04-05 02:02

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  Homeschooling is where it's at

  Cops carry guns. If you want cameras, give teachers guns. Cool as that might be, most would decline, but would welcome the cameras, they’ve been open to it for years In a school with 50 cameras x 7 hrs = someone has to watch 350 hours of video a day. 350 hrs a day x 5 = 1750 hours a week. 1750 x 160 days per year = 56;000 hours of video per school year. 56,000 hours x $15/hr = draw up the contract, I’ll sign it.

  2022-04-04 04:09

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  Hmmmm

  Yes… I too want to see his dog see her tits

  2022-04-04 03:24

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  Can’t tell if that is hot or creepy

  @title: not

  2022-04-04 03:23

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  He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys run, The devil'...

  … and cannot tempt, influence, touch, physically harm, kill, mention a believers name, force them to do anything, read their thoughts, or know the future… can do none of these things without God’s permission. he is a coward and believers are victorious. The outcome of the conflict between God and Satan is not in doubt. All power and authority belongs to God.

  2022-04-02 22:50

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  He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys run, The devil'...

  God is all-powerful, omnipresent, and all-knowing. Satan is none of these, he does not have unlimited power, cannot be everywhere at once, does not know everything, is a created, limited being, depends upon God for his existence, he’s a subordinate…

  2022-04-02 22:49

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  He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys run, The devil'...

  Don’t forget Job

  2022-04-02 22:30

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  He played "Fire on the Mountain" run boys run, The devil'...

  Johnny didn’t ask, The devil came to him. Not a deal, a bet, not a trade, a winner takes all. Johnny won the fiddle, kept his soul. But fucked up at the end hubris is a mortal sin, said come back anytime, I’m the best ever. 10 years later, Ch. 2, no fiddle contest, the devil just takes the fiddle back, but the lyrics state “Johnny’s still the best”. The lesson is, bet/battle the devil = loss even if you win. We sell little piece of our soul every day when we do that.

  2022-04-02 22:29

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  Don't say anything

  @title: me to self: no… don’t… don’t do it. self: anything

  2022-04-02 05:08

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  kindergarten teachers in democrat states be like

  Of course you are fat ass, and good for you, getting out there and using public restrooms… so brave

  2022-04-01 22:03

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  the circle of life

  South Park, Kyle: “If you don’t show Mohammad, then you’ve made a distinction between what is okay to poke fun at and what isn’t. Either it’s all okay or none of it is.” Trey Parker and Matt Stone seem to get the credit lately but comedians and others been saying it for years and decades and more. If preferential treatment is given to one, it must be given to all. and to try to facilitate that kind of control is an endless myriad. The world belongs to those who let go.

  2022-04-01 21:47

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  Insane packaging: needing scissors to unpack the scissors

  You’re way overthinking this, little troubleshooter… go get me some scissors and then run back here with them as fast as you can and I’ll show you.

  2022-04-01 20:40

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  Insane packaging: needing scissors to unpack the scissors

  Ok… we cool… but could you maybe move your head, I left my eclipse glasses at home

  2022-04-01 20:35

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  kindergarten teachers in democrat states be like

  I’ma need you to quit goofing around and get a little more serious, mkay…

  2022-04-01 20:30

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  kindergarten teachers in democrat states be like

  Oh, sorry… I mean um… yes ma’am… or um I mean… your highness… you’re a Disney Princess, right? FAT Tina, isn’t it? huh? oh, sorry… Fatima… Okay then, you can get back to your drive-thru and buffet and food bank stalking or touring or whatever your fat ass calls it…

  2022-04-01 20:26

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  Mountain Milf Pimp, Serenades You, Outside Your Home

  Okay, ha ha good one… Lady Gaga hurt a little and it was kinda funny… but Cardi B?!?! That is so far out of line and uncalled for you heartless no musical taste having bucket of rusty springs and bolts if I had a giant u-shaped acme magnet you’d be listening to Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe on auto repeat ‘til your head explodes, buckaroo

  2022-04-01 20:03

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  Arthur spanks his wife

  Not anymore he doesn’t

  2022-04-01 18:06

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  Hmmmm

  Or it could just go in a toilet…

  2022-04-01 18:05

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  Ass

  Gluteus MAXIMUS

  2022-04-01 17:58

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  what do you choose

  Pot, pot, matches, Wilson

  2022-04-01 17:55

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  Hm

  No fooling?

  2022-04-01 17:52

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  Divide and Conquer

  This Right Here! Silence, you naysayers of the God given herb! Leave the sinister antiquated propaganda doctrine behind you and take one toke now and again and let the mysterious compound-compound permeate you to the cellular level… or be held down and given a shotgun. You be thankful later.

  2022-03-31 22:05

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  Oooo yeah

  Keep the Chex too, toss the pretzels for the yard birdosaurs

  2022-03-31 21:55

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  Oh my

  This is Soooo GaAaAaYyYy you can feel the transitioning of the next generation

  2022-03-31 21:52

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  Title

  13/10 definitely would ride it into battle

  2022-03-31 21:47

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  Hell no

  There’s obviously a leprechaun hiding in there

  2022-03-31 21:45

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