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  It's a job

  ehh this place kinda sucks now. Gonna do a clean windows install on a new pc build and probably won't bother to log in to this site ever again

  2023-02-23 08:12

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  DIET

  death would be preferrable to diet

  2023-02-15 00:07

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  Title goes here

  advantages of night shift: we can say whatever we want during our shifts

  2023-02-14 23:52

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  80s in Germany

  nine and ninety

  2023-02-14 23:49

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  Irony of artistic license

  me, who literally listens to black metal:

  2023-02-14 00:42

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  Infinite wisdom of barbosa

  I'm probably retarded in some ways but don't really care tbh

  2023-02-14 00:38

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  Rip Rage Comix

  

  2023-02-14 00:37

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  Deep left field

  Baseball is not too far off now. Gonna knock out a new stadium this year

  2023-02-14 00:36

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  True

  Imagine video games in 60 years Gamer for life.

  2023-02-14 00:33

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  Super Bowl 2023 finale

  I pose you this question: could a call a ref makes early in the game not influence the final score as well? What does it matter what stage of the game it is made?

  2023-02-13 09:10

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  Title goes here

  A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

  2023-02-13 09:06

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  Does Turkish Airlines accept courage as payment?

  For once in my life, I have decided to splurge and go all out on a pc build. Gotta say, it's making me pretty happy.

  2023-02-12 04:36

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  I'd love to hear it, random kind man

  transwoman? what an odd misspelling of the word man

  2023-02-12 04:30

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  SuperBowl

  It makes sense in certain situations. For example: pop music. If people took time to discover the amazing music out there, you would hate pop music too (trust me).

  2023-01-30 21:47

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  do it for creamy

  Oh, I see what you are trying to say

  2023-01-24 17:45

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  I swear, I ate nothing but pineapple for two days!

  the swimmy bois need to eat too

  2023-01-05 19:04

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  questions for you guys

  Blood trapped in penis for too long is deprived of oxygen and could damage the tissue. Don't do it man.

  2023-01-05 09:46

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  My old car

  Death and black metal mask those sounds quite well

  2023-01-05 09:42

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  Happens

  all they know is speed, they have no situational awareness, I guess.

  2023-01-05 09:41

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  At the supermarket

  when will they learn, the consistency of them being in the same spot every day is all that matters.

  2023-01-05 09:35

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  Let's goo

  Fuck them all. We should all try to be more moral and independent and less dependent on government shit.

  2023-01-05 09:33

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  Taxidermy to its fullest!

  I remember some random video game I played referred you to the link of the video of those experiments.

  2023-01-05 09:28

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  I used to play mine on channel 4...

  or ghosts n goblins

  2023-01-05 07:50

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  Get your stories straight

  as opposed to having pretty chill lung cancer

  2023-01-05 07:02

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  Political views

  I love freedom as much as the next guy, but freedom doesn't really apply to complete degeneracy. These people are unknowingly begging for a rise in fascism.

  2023-01-05 04:16

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  Circles of life

  Bank robber: "put your hands in the air" me, at the bank: "like you just don't care" Bank robber:

  2023-01-04 19:47

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  Don't follow me, I'm lost too

  caterpillar convoy

  2023-01-04 19:44

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  Sports

  someone out there must know the exploding heart technique

  2023-01-04 19:40

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  I want classroom pupper

  Akshually, this meme got 87% upvote so clearly everyone did not like that

  2023-01-04 19:33

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  The shy receipts …

  Always wondered if the plot of Deus Ex would become reality in my lifetime...

  2023-01-04 19:20

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  yeah

  also, I'm sure a few insects get in there as well.

  2023-01-04 19:11

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  Dark humor meme

  someone buzzing my intercom out of nowhere (happened once at around 2 or 3 am and it was pretty startling)

  2023-01-04 08:01

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  Dark humor meme

  me, who watches tv on my night shift during downtime:

  2023-01-04 08:00

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  Minimum wage goes brrr

  does seem like an exponential increase in retards lately. I have my theories as to why, but who knows.

  2023-01-04 02:29

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  carpet cleaning company

  That's a new one to me, I like it

  2023-01-01 03:37

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  HNY

  Also applies to -40 for Celsius and Fahrenheit

  2023-01-01 03:35

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  Check

  clowns everywhere: Finally!

  2022-12-31 23:07

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  I'm just trying to ruin someone's day.

  enjoy your diarrhea

  2022-12-31 22:26

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  Title

  I approve of these chemistry memes

  2022-12-31 21:09

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  Title

  293 IQ

  2022-12-31 21:08

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  True love

  next they should try rubbing alcohol and bleach

  2022-12-31 20:53

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  #nicest

  America good Have enjoyed traveling through this great country my whole life

  2022-12-31 20:40

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  Ju

  / / /

  2022-12-31 20:18

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  Happy New Year!

  hippy jew year

  2022-12-31 20:15

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  No sugar, no grains, good life

  carbs are amazing, I will never stop eating them.

  2022-12-31 02:36

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  Do node

  (I'm just guessing here) Maybe because in the caveman days nature really wanted us to remember about that good smelling food)

  2022-12-31 02:30

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  Lets go for a float

  der luftshund

  2022-12-31 00:40

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  The toughest arena in Tamriel

  what the fuck is up denny's?

  2022-12-31 00:35

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  "I trust The Experts and so should you"

  I am fine with traditional vaccines, but I still remain a tad skeptical about the mRNA ones. I didn't seem to need them anyway ( I was sick twice in the last two years and they were simple 1-day affairs)

  2022-12-31 00:27

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  Works like a charm

  why not go to Australia and poo in a roo?

  2022-12-30 21:34

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  This retard got arrested after he leaked infos in a Twitt...

  no idea who this retard is, but fuck him and fuck the autistic potato too

  2022-12-30 21:31

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  Ohio is the best

  a week ago it was -40 windchill and today it was 48.

  2022-12-30 21:29

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  Should we let them know

  It's the ultimate meaning of the universe, but they won't tell.

  2022-12-30 18:46

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  crispy meme #31

  any other old people remember texting where one button was three letters?

  2022-12-30 18:44

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  crispy meme #36

  I'm middle but I was the easiest (least troublemaking) kid so they probably like me the most

  2022-12-30 18:42

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  crispy meme #25

  if you watch twitch and spend money on it: you really need to reevaluate your life.

  2022-12-30 18:38

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  Ho

  it's called a Faustian bargain

  2022-12-30 18:35

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  Gamer meme

  I remember I beat Owl father (the harder one) right after getting home from work

  2022-12-30 18:32

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  (They're not only in Germany)

  so, no Kyles in Europe then?

  2022-12-30 18:17

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  Only 10 minutes more

  your body will thank you

  2022-12-30 18:07

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  Yap

  I really hate people like that. Maybe that makes me a bad person, I don't care.

  2022-12-30 18:06

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  dark meme

  I don't understand the need for it. Do you want someone to tell you how to think? Just live life the best way you can with your own individual brain. This is probably an unpopular opinion though.

  2022-12-30 09:22

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  birthday sweetheart

  do people get some sort of weird enjoyment out of games like that? just say "I want some fucking jewelry"

  2022-12-30 07:55

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  Deja vu

  They are useless parasitic entities that serve no positive function in life. They deserve eradication. Anyways, what was this meme about? oh yes, viruses suck too.

  2022-12-29 23:42

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  This is the border according to Americans

  I realize the continent is called North America, however, USA contains the word America. Canada and Mexico do not, so Americans refers to people who live in the USA

  2022-12-29 21:27

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  Bee Movie was savage

  what possible purpose does censoring the u and c serve? everyone will still know what word it is, it just makes no logical sense

  2022-12-29 21:24

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  to make your day better

  if anything, it made it worse, thanks a lot OP

  2022-12-29 21:22

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  Title

  My brain is dirty as fuck and I am proud

  2022-12-29 21:20

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  F*ck off won't ya mate

  plot twist: your neighbor is Dracula

  2022-12-29 19:45

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  Waiting for him

  I also accept (he has a pet velociraptor)

  2022-12-29 08:02

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  More like Buffalo RN

  der froster

  2022-12-28 17:44

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  IRS be like

  what's wrong with being mad at the people actually doing the wrongdoing. (ok, I am going to stop saying "wrong" and "doing" now)

  2022-12-28 10:23

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  Stonks meme

  monopoly taught me how fun capitalism can be

  2022-12-28 10:19

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  Goku Dark humor

  

  2022-12-28 09:00

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  And death

  shit, even aspirin fucks up your platelets slightly, there is no perfect modification of your biochemistry

  2022-12-27 19:06

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  Distorted perception of the past

  Society has been pretty meh since Elder scrolls Oblivion came out but I am just old.

  2022-12-27 19:00

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  Clown meme at work

  saying "fuck this job" is the only thing that gets me through the night. Not gonna bottle that shit up.

  2022-12-27 18:48

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  lol

  there are too many retards who go to the er with simple colds or flu. It never ceases to amaze how people can be that ignorant about it.

  2022-12-26 18:13

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  It works wonders

  this meme should be posted in all healthcare places (especially ER)

  2022-12-22 04:49

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  Meme

  I am ok, save the hug for someone else

  2022-12-22 00:58

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  Meme

  Every time I see the final total at the grocery store lately:

  2022-12-22 00:57

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  An old meme.

  I'm not too proud to admit that this is the only way I played Contra.

  2022-12-21 21:12

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  Meme

  *me bleeding out in front of the sign* understandable, have a nice day

  2022-12-21 21:06

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  *violently rings bell*

  

  2022-12-21 08:29

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  Christmas trees meme

  the trees: just let me die!

  2022-12-21 08:28

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  mmmm fried pickles

  hearing east coast people say whore is hilarious

  2022-12-21 08:26

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  You what!

  and I have arms that can toss him

  2022-12-21 07:55

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  Title

  *scoops up some snow and sends it to you in a dry ice package*

  2022-12-21 06:55

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  FUUUU

  even the pre-rage comic internet meme era was good (ytmnd/ebaumsworld)

  2022-12-21 01:54

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  Ancient suburban medicine

  ah, you must come from a sensible family, some people show up to the ER with rhinovirus

  2022-12-21 01:47

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  Recite all 50 states!

  do they speak English in what?

  2022-12-21 01:42

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  Right approach....

  uhh, I work night shift so my co-workers would be pretty mad at me

  2022-12-21 01:37

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  78 %

  da fuck do they even mean? I will treat anyone exactly in the way that they deserve

  2022-12-20 23:07

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  God be trolling

  there are more steps beyond meeting though

  2022-12-20 21:39

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  Personally idc about twitter

  he can turn twitter into an actual website about birds for all I care.

  2022-12-20 21:34

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  le realization

  they should just sell leftover cereal milk in a carton. Some of my favorites are from honey nut cheerios and reese's puffs.

  2022-12-20 21:30

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  And now for something completely different

  Happy (regular ass day)

  2022-12-20 20:14

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  Based shirt

  *picks up the golf club* nah, I am going to swing for myself.

  2022-12-20 20:11

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  wait what

  I do not recognize your retarded revisions of the meaning of words.

  2022-12-20 20:08

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  Lol

  cars are shitty investments. I have been driving the same car for 8 years and plan many more to come.

  2022-12-20 02:36

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