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  +100 points on language skill

  I wear slippers now so this doesn't happen to me anymore.

  13h

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  i just listen to good music and mind my business

  I liked the older rap, when it was just fun, before it turned into filth. The modern women rappers are the worst. They're just nasty.

  1d

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  americans still battling the metric system since 1975

  What the fuck is a kilometer?!

  1d

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  That's Snoop Dogg

  The guy that stands outside of the convenience store below my house begging for change.

  1d

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  #justiceforthebuffalo

  The crazy and sorry thing is that it wouldn't surprise me if she had actually said this.

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  if you know this tech mess, you're officially over 40

  Just turned 47. I definitely remember these. Now CDs are gone all of the sudden.

  1d

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  she called me broke cause I didn’t fund her lifestyle

  Why are they calling you broke when they're the ones asking for money?

  1d

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  this man’s haircut screams newborn default

  Be careful with his soft spot when you're dressing him.

  1d

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  When she’s looking at you like that but her friend cook...

  Help really would it read be to easy read order the right in?

  2025-05-14 20:58

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  Pope gone, Vatican speedrunning new DLC

  This is starting to get old now. At least try to make it funny.

  2025-05-14 18:32

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  couple walks in 5 mins before close, chooses peace over c...

  

  2025-05-13 12:56

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  bro the torch was making it no matter what at Helm’s Deep

  Bobbies

  2025-05-13 12:19

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  told my girl I had to poop and came home to a full-blown ...

  Eating candy while you take a shit? That's just nasty.

  2025-05-13 12:18

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  couple walks in 5 mins before close, chooses peace over c...

  They probably figured someone would spit in their food because they have to stay and do their job a little while longer. My wife told me that she has worked in restaurants where that shit actually does happen. We would have left too.

  2025-05-13 12:14

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  New Ninja Turtle unlocked near the WTC sludge pit

  Who you gonna call?

  2025-05-12 19:37

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  Our tortoise has beef with the lawnmower and it’s personal

  I would guess it's actually trying to fuck it.

  2025-05-12 11:13

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  Every Morning

  That baby looks like he's on his 2nd Porche and his 3rd divorce. He's 54yrs old and sick of your shit.

  2025-05-11 17:43

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  testacles?

  Dude, is that a giant hairy ballsack on your back? No, it's tentac.........what the fuck!?

  2025-05-08 20:55

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  Forget gentle parenting, this kid wore a hoodie at 115°F

  This might be funny if there was any sound.

  2025-05-08 13:52

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  Fatigue

  Dindo nuffin

  2025-05-08 13:50

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  I shouldn't be having to pay for the right to live on my ...

  No, he shouldn't. Taxing land every year that you have already paid for is bullshit. I don't care who you are.

  2025-05-05 20:41

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  It's Ireland's Problem Now

  The older she gets, the more she looks like a severely overweight man.

  2025-05-04 21:12

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  English evolves. You can Google for many examples.

  All 4 months worth?

  2025-05-04 20:28

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  Shitpost

  This meme looks like AI

  2025-05-04 10:53

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  Sad but true

  I live here. And I have a 30-06.

  2025-05-03 23:43

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  wiping boogers on the 4b movement

  Thanks, I don't want to be flattened.

  2025-04-30 20:01

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  Guy went from GTA boss to city council member somehow

  I think it's pathetic how people idolize mobsters.

  2025-04-28 11:33

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  America has no culture? Explain this masterpiece

  Explaining my culture in Grave Digger. Hell yeah!

  2025-04-28 11:29

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  One ticket to hell please

  This is me trying to get out of the bed and to the bathroom at 2am to take a piss.

  2025-04-27 22:15

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  the one obvious false prophet

  The false prophet won't come till after the rapture so it can't be him. It also doesn't say anything about Christians following him.

  2025-04-25 21:12

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  Boobies

  Mine does too. She thinks they're too small but I think they're perfect. Not teeny tiny but not obscenely large either. The perfect middle ground.

  2025-04-22 20:42

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  TIT le

  Boobies

  2025-04-22 18:14

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  lmao

  Love is in the air.

  2025-04-19 19:50

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  Sigh

  It is definitely a cycle. I think there are maybe some politicians that want to do good and help the people but then get greedy after they're elected. I think most of them are greedy to begin with though.

  2025-04-19 13:05

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  dongs in an employee

  They're paying for it. Just do your fucking job.

  2025-04-14 18:49

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  Title

  It will be a LOT worse for eternity if you haven't accepted Christ into your heart.

  2025-04-14 17:56

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  this is so lovely. I hope you find love in your life

  The reality is if you chose the right woman then she will always be there for you no matter what. My wife has been there for me in my hardest times. I would die for her if I had to.

  2025-04-14 11:36

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  this is so lovely. I hope you find love in your life

  What happened to you to make you hate women so much?

  2025-04-13 18:01

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  i'm doing my part

  Should've told her she's too fat.

  2025-04-13 15:51

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  And apparently they corrupted the old people a long time ...

  These people have the money and it's theirs to do what they want with it. It's nine of mine or anyone else's business.

  2025-04-13 15:23

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  Mental disorders didn't exist in the past because people ...

  A lot of people think having a mental disorder and being on a shit load of pills is cool nowadays. They know what to say and how to act in order to get diagnosed with something. I think it's pathetic.

  2025-04-11 09:35

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  Second plate hits different when it's Mexican food

  What don't you get? You turn into a white woman with a tattoo on your shoulder.

  2025-04-10 19:21

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  Boomerssssss

  Why do the younger generations hate Boomers so much?My Mom & Dad were Boomers and they worked their asses off for everything they ever had. They instilled a hard work ethic in me and I'm grateful for it. I miss them every day.

  2025-04-05 09:02

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  Sexy night ruined by Olive Garden breadsticks

  Me and my wife.

  2025-04-03 09:51

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  They stare like it’s a life-or-death meme

  I do that to my wife all of the time.

  2025-04-03 09:50

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  Title

  You probably went through Trenton. It smells like ass.

  2025-04-02 21:44

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  Yakuza doing charity better than governments

  Just like the Mafia over here in the U.S. They're still thieving, drug dealing, murdering scum.

  2025-04-02 16:19

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  don't try it!

  One last charge.

  2025-04-02 15:16

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  The Mexicans have 24 hours to respond

  OSHA will also just take a companies word for something while an employee is on their deathbed because of the companies shitty practices. I've seen it first hand.

  2025-04-01 19:17

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  DIY Christmas tree straight from a Viking fever dream

  That's exactly what they did, genius.

  2025-04-01 08:10

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  we now know the secret

  Same here

  2025-03-30 20:11

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  we now know the secret

  The only women that ever hugs me is my wife and she always hugs me under my shoulders so I have no idea what this means.

  2025-03-30 18:36

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  Um holy grenade needed.

  Totally against what a Christian should be. Starting with a women being a pastor, unbiblical.

  2025-03-27 21:16

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  Love your enemies

  It's sad but, I can't say that I love everyone but, I can truthfully say that I don't hate anyone.

  2025-03-24 14:36

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  Dolphins out here living like GTA villains

  Do they commit over 50% of the crime in the ocean too?

  2025-03-24 14:22

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  Cow fell asleep on my legs and now I live here I guess

  

  2025-03-24 14:17

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  Do. Your. Worst.

  You look like shit

  2025-03-24 14:16

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  It's a peaceful life

  He looks like a porn executive producer to me.

  2025-03-24 10:16

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  Bayanihan

  I remember my Dad talking about things like this in his community growing up. As far as the whole community coming together for their own. His home burnt down when he was 6 and the whole town came in and volunteered everything, supplies and labor.

  2025-03-22 15:28

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  Student driver sticker

  Or you get stuck behind a tractor pulling a shit spreader.

  2025-03-21 16:17

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  That moment when you swallow water wrong and regret your ...

  Worst gas pain in the world.

  2025-03-20 10:06

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  This is not your father's Conservative party.

  100% agree with you. No one is going to come running to his defense because he's "our party".

  2025-03-19 18:21

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  The hour is near

  Too bad that way too many Christians choose the world. Including myself a lot of times. Please help me to live for you, Lord Jesus.

  2025-03-19 18:08

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  Owning the wrong car? You're on the list

  I don't even like Tesla's but these people publishing the names and addresses of Tesla owners so people can destroy their cars is bullshit. They all should be arrested.

  2025-03-19 14:44

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  This cat means business

  Drink milk, fight, and shit in your childs sandbox.

  2025-03-19 14:33

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  JFK, but does anyone really care anymore?

  I'm sure his living relatives probably care. It doesn't matter anyway. They can put whatever the hell they want to in that report. Just like the Epstein list. I don't trust anyone in the government regardless of who they are.

  2025-03-19 12:01

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  My kind of mechanic

  Mine is a Toyota Tacoma, my wife's is a Subaru Impreza, the spare is a KIA, it's a beater. I'll just assume from your response that you own nothing.

  2025-03-18 21:26

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  My kind of mechanic

  I actually own 3 vehicles. Mine, my wife's, and a spare Incase one breaks down. I own my home and it's a stick built brick ranch style. It's also paid for. No mortgage, no car payments. How about you?

  2025-03-18 18:46

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  My kind of mechanic

  No, but I do have a child and a grandchild living in my basement.

  2025-03-18 18:43

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  Japana popsicles

  If it doesn't melt then how the hell do you eat it?

  2025-03-17 11:32

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  my back hurts

  My back has known pain since my early 20s.

  2025-03-17 11:24

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  Truck ownership

  There's plenty of room to walk or roll around that shit.

  2025-03-15 22:41

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  Inflation.

  Don't show this to the left, they will be struck with temporary blindness.

  2025-03-13 20:08

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  How Things Change

  The only thing they care about is who you voted for.

  2025-03-13 20:03

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  wiping boogers on delusion

  They do better than most white people too. I guess the tests are racist against both blacks and whites then.

  2025-03-12 13:24

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  No tip meme

  I tip if it's a sit down restaurant where a waitress or waiter waits on me regardless of what kind of restaurant it is. That is if I get, at least, decent service. I never tip for someone to make a coffee and hand it to me.

  2025-03-12 13:21

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  PC 90s style

  Can't say anything anymore.

  2025-03-12 13:02

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  This is funny, I don't care who it is

  I just think it's a funny meme. Regardless of who is in the picture.

  2025-03-06 20:41

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  Hoodrat

  Her baby daddy stole them for her.

  2025-03-06 16:30

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  That's my wife

  I love my wife more than anything else in this world but she has done that exact same thing to me before.

  2025-03-06 10:24

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  Cavalier is eternal

  Chevrolet for life

  2025-03-05 19:09

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  what a weird looking dog

  I was expecting a fish to come from below and inhale it.

  2025-03-05 12:14

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  Blind woman checking out a bodybuilder

  Guy acting like a perv.

  2025-03-05 11:53

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  It's not 30 either

  Raw milk is the best. I grew up on a diary and drank it my whole childhood into early adulthood.

  2025-03-02 14:40

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  Funny

  We deliver your packages to everywhere but your house. That is if we deliver them at all and they're not just stuck at our warehouse for 2 or more months.

  2025-03-02 14:33

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  And your raging diarrhea too!

  Pretty much all cities have at least one park that's wooded that you can walk through.

  2025-03-01 17:47

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  How

  I once caught a 12lb bass that swallowed a little bluegill that I had hooked and was reeling it in.

  2025-03-01 15:38

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  The king of trash talk. And he could back it up too.

  He would tell them what he was going to do before he did it and they still couldn't stop him. Then he would make fun of them as the ball was going into the basket.

  2025-02-28 18:02

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  Run of the mill

  What? I resemble that accusation!

  2025-02-25 19:44

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  Good

  I've worked jobs that were night jobs before. My body always just stayed in zombie mode when I did that. Literally the only time that I felt like anything was like between 1 and 3 in the mornings. It sucked.

  2025-02-22 12:52

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  Good

  I've actually never heard anyone say someone that worked till 2 in the morning and then went home and slept till 10 was lazy. I've always thought that people that didn't work at all and slept till 10 was lazy though.

  2025-02-22 10:32

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  Boobies

  Boobies

  2025-02-20 09:58

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  No Men Allowed !

  This makes even less sense than being transgender.

  2025-02-19 21:35

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  Full moon

  Or maybe they're just a bitch

  2025-02-19 19:34

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  work trauma

  People are "traumatized" by everything anymore. We're turning into a world of pussies.

  2025-02-17 12:23

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  Every Single Time

  I don't really love you. I'm just dating you to prove how much better I am than other white men. I'll find a black man to date when I'm done with you. Then all the white honkeys can bow before me.

  2025-02-16 16:40

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  Boobies

  Boobies

  2025-02-16 09:03

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  Every Single Time

  He went to the cross willingly. The Jews demanded it, the Romans carried it out, but He went willingly and took the most awful punishment for all our sins. I put Him on that cross and so did you.

  2025-02-14 14:51

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  Eyes up here

  Boobies

  2025-02-11 18:43

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  Just busting at the seems with joy

  Boobies

  2025-02-11 18:42

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