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  Train for WW3 or become a living pantry... both valid

  Do both…

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  Not just BBQ season... it’s emotional damage season

  Time to buy more fishing gear…

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  Joe Biden prostate updates: thanks, I hate it

  I’m sure Dr. Jill will take care of it…

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  Nighty Night just turned into emotional damage

  To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;…

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  Julius Caesar realizing he's the only one unarmed at brunch

  Wonder why the brunch was scheduled on the Ides of March…

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  Paul Allen's estate says Trail Blazers are up for grabs

  Blazing a trail to somewhere else…

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  Invite got lost in the void again huh

  Cue the Disney sound track…

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  Cheeseburgers are both the problem and the motivation

  When you’re up to your ass in alligators hard to remember your original objective was to drain the swamp…

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  Icelandic scientists naming volcanoes like WiFi passwords

  They are from Iceland…

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  Mouth: 1 Brain: 0

  Mouth can’t help that it’s quicker than your brain…

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  Dark humor

  You were never really there…

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  Girls on Twitter: feminism til that steak hits

  Life’s a beach…

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  Filtered lake water... filtered my organs too apparently

  Well it all came out in the end…

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  Guess this animal and I’ll skip work like a champ

  Zebra…

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  Taking the 7pm bus to chase my dreams... straight into an...

  Working 9 to 5 what a way to make a living…

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  PewDiePie at #10? End of an era, bros

  He is crying all the way to the bank…

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  Minions could absolutely solo a Viltrumite war

  We all need minions…

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  Shopping Tips For Wally World

  Someday her prince will come… until then if the shoe fits…

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  yeah

  Can you be more pacific with your question?…

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  Beethoven out here dropping surprise albums in 2025

  Dah, dah, dah, dumb…

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  Black hole bomb? Oh we’re doing DLC physics now

  Modern dying requires modern solutions…

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  Germany watching WW3 get speedrun by India and Pakistan

  Germany with all its “asylum seekers” is importing its own WW III…

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  Firing up a full RPG knowing you got school in 5 hours

  Rocket propelled grenade…

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  Not talking to anyone, no crush, just pure NPC mode

  Beauty kills the beast…

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  Dad saw a spider and chose pacifist mode

  Besides Shelob gets mad when you kill one of her children…

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  I've washed my share of dishes. I can't fold clothes for ...

  Your not you’re…

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  I'm losing my balance just looking at this picture

  A burglar trap…

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  Henry Cavill about to make Bond girls forget 007’s a spy

  Bond is going gay?…

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  14 stab wounds and he’s still talkin? man built different

  Was he talking right after the incident or after treatment in the hospital?…

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  GTA 6 and finals week gonna fight for your soul

  The finals solution has arrived…

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  ate 9 Costco hot dogs and now I’m legally furniture

  Try the sushi next…

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  eating clean, sleeping 8h, meditating... still balding li...

  Something of genetics something of how you treat your scalp, a healthy body doesn’t necessarily mean a healthy head of hair…

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  cleaned her favorite pan and now I wait like a proud raccoon

  He cleaned then had it chromed…

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  ask for a raise, boss summons pizza like it's hush money

  9 to 5, for service and devotion You would think that I Would deserve a fair promotion Want to move ahead But the boss won't seem to let me…

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  they shocked me for science but I gave them nothing

  Too stubborn to affirm their “scientific” study…

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  it's tuesday my dudes and we're not vibing

  This meme is a tad obvious…

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  brain: correct answer; mouth: chaos mode engaged

  For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what (my mouth) keeps on doing…

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  Google finally changed the logo after 10 years and it’s...

  Appropriate - Google has lost its edge and has been getting fuzzy over recent years…

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  sleeping peacefully knowing I'm not the main character in...

  and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to:…

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  need a brain patch to swap trauma for thirst

  To sleep, perchance to dream—For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil…

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  Never drinking again... until noon

  What you really need is the hair of the dog that bit you…

  2025-05-12 07:52

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  Babe I didn’t waste our savings, golden retrievers lite...

  They are golden irregardless of what they retrieve…

  2025-05-12 07:51

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  Proofreading like my career depends on it (because it does)

  Time for a little AI magic…

  2025-05-12 07:49

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  EU and Starmer telling Putin to chill for 30 days like th...

  There is such a thing as a European leader?!?…

  2025-05-12 07:48

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  I'd rather be in the cargo hold than sit like this again

  

  2025-05-12 07:46

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  Me biting one side of the burger and everything else dipp...

  Too many condiments not enough meat…

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  yeah

  There’ll be nothing left…

  2025-05-12 07:45

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  VHS tapes felt it when you skipped them, you monster

  Excruciating pain and shame…

  2025-05-12 07:44

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  Yes I shall

  Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that…

  2025-05-12 07:43

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  Boobies

  Any shape or size… they all scare me…

  2025-05-12 07:41

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  My local bakery stopped making that one pastry I like. Ri...

  Hulk smash…

  2025-05-12 07:40

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  Mom waits till you're mid-match to need help

  The fall of England started a while back…

  2025-05-12 07:38

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  Ha

  Maybe has a few bad habits…

  2025-05-12 07:36

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  China’s police corgi got caught lacking with a sausage

  He was just checking for drugs..,

  2025-05-12 07:35

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  Perfection

  Just remember that lately they have bought a lot of guns and ammunition…

  2025-05-12 07:34

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  Steal. What else?

  Whitest thing you can do is actually pay for your groceries with money you’ve earned yourself…

  2025-05-12 07:32

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  Shitpost

  Let’s plot this out…

  2025-05-12 07:30

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  This new police gadget feels straight outta Watch Dogs

  Should include spikes…

  2025-05-12 07:28

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  My dog gaslighting me like he didn’t eat the shoe

  Accusing of chewing is not an accusation of theft…

  2025-05-12 07:27

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  Suit

  Wants a rubber match…

  2025-05-12 07:26

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  unavoidable male cannon event coming your way homie

  Never….

  2025-05-12 07:25

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  Bing

  Go for the child sex traffickers…

  2025-05-12 07:24

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  WW3

  Come on baby, light my fire Come on baby, light my fire Try to set the night on fire…

  2025-05-12 07:23

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  In 5 years? Bro I’m tryna survive till Friday

  I think I might have enough Pepe and prawn to do it…

  2025-05-12 07:21

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  Evil playthrough got me betraying my fav character in col...

  And if my favorite character is myself?…

  2025-05-12 07:17

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  Cardboard fashion strikes again

  Sporting a six pack…

  2025-05-12 07:16

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  How people see AI: doomers, gooners, normies, pick your f...

  I vote for the gooners going for One Eyed Willie’s treasure…

  2025-05-12 07:15

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  "Well akshually" bees and magnolias both appear around 10...

  John, Paul, George, and Ringo sure have their work cut out for them…

  2025-05-11 07:03

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  Damn

  Learn to code…

  2025-05-11 06:59

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  Monday mood.

  Not at least until I have had my third cup of coffee…

  2025-05-11 06:58

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  --

  What does it matter if you gain the whole world but lose your soul…

  2025-05-11 06:57

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  This meme has no title

  Nothing from nothing leaves nothing…

  2025-05-11 06:54

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  It happens to us all

  Oh what tangled webs we weave…

  2025-05-11 06:45

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  Car Colour

  50 shades of gray…

  2025-05-10 07:56

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  Average liberal meeting on a Tuesday

  The ass end of politics…

  2025-05-10 07:53

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  Never payin for no floor ever again

  Your lizard brain is speaking he’s not happy…

  2025-05-10 07:51

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  No more cats? Okay… but what about a turtle?

  A ninja turtle…

  2025-05-09 08:08

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  At yoga class hearing breathing cures broken bones: uh what

  Once talked to a rhinologist who said pretty much the same thing…

  2025-05-09 08:06

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  That one dude with no crush, no drama, just vibes

  Beauty killed the beast…

  2025-05-09 08:04

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  That Sunday night dread hits different

  Beats the alternative…

  2025-05-09 08:01

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  Restaurant signs that live rent-free in my head

  

  2025-05-09 08:00

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  Me when someone asks if I’m hyped for Halloween

  Which is more scary Jason or Michael?…

  2025-05-09 07:59

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  New Pope Announced

  Someone is blowing smoke here…

  2025-05-09 07:58

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  Simpsons predicted it

  The Simpsons writers have strange powers that are not granted to normal people…

  2025-05-09 07:57

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  Art Critic Comments Welcome

  That’s a man, baby!…

  2025-05-09 07:55

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  When you realize it’s been too long since you annoyed y...

  Not very annoying… needs more practice…

  2025-05-09 07:53

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  You’ve got 5 minutes to start Need for Speed: go

  Time, time, time See what's become of me While I looked around for my possibilities I was so hard to please…

  2025-05-09 07:51

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  Dad’s confused by the dog’s nipples, family dinner’...

  As useless as tits on a boar…

  2025-05-09 07:46

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  Lord of the Rings is just a recipe blog with extra steps

  Yes…

  2025-05-09 07:45

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  Power doesn’t corrupt, it just calls the corrupted

  Power corrupts because it allows more opportunities to escape negative consequences for unethical actions… in such a situation good people can be tempted beyond their strength and pathological people loose all restraint…

  2025-05-09 07:44

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  Life is absurd, but sure, buy that Thin Mints box

  Keep my grip on the thin chocolate minty crust of reality…

  2025-05-09 07:36

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  That one Rolling Stones guy dressing like a normal grandpa

  Some people mature… some people never grow up… I just get a little more eccentric each year…

  2025-05-08 08:38

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  Tesla Cybertruck piles up in inventory as demand stalls

  Park them all around the country as traps for liberal terrorists…

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  Tolkien pops up, says it’s Jandalf, then peace outs again

  Joing once… joing twice… he’s jone…

  2025-05-08 08:31

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  My dad and his duck Nicholas are backyard goals

  Don’t forget to duck…

  2025-05-08 08:28

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  When white sugar turns into a life hack

  A sweet hobby…

  2025-05-08 08:25

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  How many paces away be the Cap’n’s treasure?

  Those rats are too lazy to take it more than two Numerals past the decimal…

  2025-05-08 08:24

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  Centrifuge making a weird noise? Panic mode activated

  Things are about to spin out of control…

  2025-05-08 08:21

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  Found the original Pikachu meme, episode 10 timestamp 04:02

  And?…

  2025-05-08 08:20

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  Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it’s a ba...

  Most bad ideas are at first a good time, it’s how they work out long term that eventually bites you on the ass…

  2025-05-08 08:18

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