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  Sheeeeeet!

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  One could say, Neverending

  ARTAX!!

  13h

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  Game devs: let’s fight piracy by punishing legit players

  We need to have a crash like the 80s. A solid reset.

  2025-05-20 08:36

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  God inventing gas cars like oops

  Awesome song with an awesome guitar riff.

  2025-05-16 19:41

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  kek

  George Washington sees the modern USA, "load the muskets, lads. Tally ho!!"

  2025-05-15 21:32

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  German fella. Einstein maybe?

  Otto von Bismarck?

  2025-05-09 18:46

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  Listening to music in the 2000s hit different

  Remember the discman that was "skip proof"? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  2025-05-08 08:56

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  title banned by novagecko

  When it's my turn to choose movie day at my daughter's daycare.

  2025-05-05 21:25

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  Quetzalcoatlus could literally block out the sun

  And yet, the woman is still more dangerous.

  2025-04-30 20:44

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  thank you my love

  Sometimes, it's the simple things in life.

  2025-04-29 16:31

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  The comments are chock full of ballistics experts today

  "How pro gun are you?" Well....

  2025-04-24 19:32

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  Now they can be pretend aquanauts too.

  Missed opportunity. Should have shot the rocket into the sun.

  2025-04-22 22:52

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  SNOW GOTTA GO!!

  To my American cousins. That is Olivia Chow, Mayor of Toronto. She is a communist heavily tied to the CCP.

  2025-04-22 16:41

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  Snow

  I was ten minutes late for work. Damn you, Russia

  2025-04-16 19:40

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  Jurassic park movie vs the book

  In the book, Hammond is a real piece of shit and gets everything coming to him. Movie Hammond is just misguided.

  2025-04-15 08:26

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  He doesn’t know

  That's so sweet. Good luck.........

  2025-04-14 23:44

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  Used to dream about her riding my bmw

  Amy jo Johnson

  2025-04-13 16:33

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  Wagies after hearing Jack Black say Chicken Jockey

  Someone, please explain. What the hell is "chicken jockey?"

  2025-04-10 20:55

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  She wore it better

  She's married now, isn't she? Does it technically count as a threesome

  2025-04-10 09:30

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  Talmudic EU

  Cool! The Talmud Finish reading the Talmud.

  2025-04-09 09:52

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  Jesus at the temple like: no hesitation

  "You're antisemitic." How? Jesus was Jewish, and he is Lord. I just don't care for you Ashkenazi.

  2025-04-09 09:50

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  that & pegging

  Even when I was wearing a mask in public (key word, public), I never did in my car. When I completely stopped, the fights with management and other retards was epic.

  2025-04-09 09:46

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  Gamers arguing over who's broke with better graphics

  How ironic. Nintendo of America has a man named Bowser running the company.

  2025-04-07 23:39

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  Funniest

  "But I'm one of you!"

  2025-04-05 10:36

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  wiping boogers on censorship in ye olde shropshire

  "Modern problems require modern solutions."

  2025-04-05 10:35

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  Guy gets stabbed over a seat. Society is speedrunning col...

  Hez waz a good boi. Didn't du nuffin.

  2025-04-04 10:53

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  Someone shaved their cat but spared the judgmental face

  "Your murder will be slow and brutal."

  2025-04-02 08:31

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  This Robin Hood breakdown goes way too hard

  Remember, Robin was fighting and "stealing" from a tyrannical government. Be like Robin.

  2025-04-01 00:18

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  Nothing says peace like a Black Mass in the Statehouse

  Funny. They only mock Christians. Never Muslims or jews. Why is that?

  2025-03-31 14:21

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  30 years in Italy and one speech got him deported

  Better solution. Throw him into the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. Point to the direction of Italy and say "swim."

  2025-03-31 14:19

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  Monsters under the bed got promoted to inside my brain

  Actually, they're in government.

  2025-03-31 14:16

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  hehe

  "I'm coming for you." Good!

  2025-03-27 18:46

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  Fits like a glove

  Keanu does it as a joke. Trudeau wears it as his Friday wardrobe.

  2025-03-26 18:28

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  Lololol

  "Ahhhhh shit! Here we go again."

  2025-03-26 10:46

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  Voltaire says: If you want to know who controls you, look...

  Like the je(redacted)

  2025-03-25 16:39

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  gs4894!

  Just prepare for a lifelong commitment. Macaws can live up to 80 years. Not for the faint of heart. Really do your research first.

  2025-03-24 08:53

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  Bye

  Jews love Christians. When you actually read the Talmud

  2025-03-23 12:03

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  Turth

  Bert got kicked out of art school.

  2025-03-20 00:18

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  War

  "The war was tough and brutal. Thank you for your service, sir." "Danke, mien kamerad."

  2025-03-15 10:24

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  they're at davos

  Torpedo, to be absolutely sure.

  2025-03-14 12:46

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  Ave Culture

  Poetry in motion. Diversity is our strength.

  2025-03-03 21:00

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  Chinese scientists create robot with brain made from huma...

  How close are we to Cain from Robocop 2?

  2025-03-03 09:24

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  So get over there or shut the fuck up.

  "But I put a flag in my bio."

  2025-03-02 11:52

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  Infinite IQ

  Government working at 100% efficiency. I'm amazed they planted the trees.

  2025-02-28 19:42

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  Minecraft

  Nutty putty cave incident in Utah. They filled it with concrete. Godspeed sir.

  2025-02-23 15:45

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  Before he does ..

  "Senator McConnal. What was being a senator like under President Lincoln?"

  2025-02-20 21:51

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  ah yes, I'll have an Xbox with a side of crippling depres...

  On my collection shelf, I have Atari 2600, NES, SNES, N64, PS1, PS2 (Slim), PS3, PS4, and 5. I'm PC master race 100% now.

  2025-02-20 16:41

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  Drumpfz fault!!

  Weez invented planes an shieeet.

  2025-02-18 14:43

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  It was touch and go for a while, but I was eventually vic...

  Worf: "They were once the mortal enemy of the Klingon Empire." Oddo: "Tell me. Do they still sing songs of the great Tribble hunt?"

  2025-02-15 19:52

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  i still don't know what happened

  When you buy a new coffee table from Temu.

  2025-02-11 09:27

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  Rats in the 1300s

  Interesting fact: the European population didn't truly recover until the mid to late 1700s. The Black Death was extremely devastating.

  2025-02-10 10:12

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  Accurate Witch King vs Gandalf fight

  Gandalf! You're not ready for this boss fight. Go back and level grind.

  2025-02-06 08:38

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  Call her dome

  "Wait here. I'll go blow the manager for a major discount. "

  2025-02-04 18:30

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  Fidel Jr. should be banished to Cuba

  Canuckistans' first move is to remove American alcohol from the shelves. That will teach them

  2025-02-03 16:37

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  Wrestling

  "In all my years. I've never seen anything like this. She has been broken in half!" We love you Jim Ross

  2025-01-31 09:31

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  please, stop with the ay ay ay music

  C'mon man! Some of the best tacos I ever had. Try one.

  2025-01-31 09:29

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  Natalie Winters White House correspondent

  Not to mention the actual butt fucking that was filmed in the Capitol Building? A real woman wears a skirt. Marxists

  2025-01-31 09:27

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  What’s up, doc?

  "Modern people are ridiculous and draw nonsense. In the past, things were refined and sophisticated." The past

  2025-01-29 16:10

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  Title

  Trying to save on delivery fees. I'm not saying I agree with this, but I understand.

  2025-01-27 19:11

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  Funny Nosferatu meme

  I thoroughly enjoyed the film, and although I'm being pedantic, the mustache was really distracting.

  2025-01-27 08:35

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  unexpected

  Ocean: "fuck your car!"

  2025-01-21 21:03

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  Like clockwork

  We will evacuate all the children. Once that is complete, glass it, the whole thing.

  2025-01-19 10:17

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  Make Tech Simple Again

  You know, when you read up on "Papa Ted." Kaczynski. He makes a lot of sense.

  2025-01-18 10:12

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  Ancient Greek goth girl

  Honestly, it makes me a little sad. Perhaps her father and mother buried her with her favorite flowers.

  2025-01-14 23:38

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  yeah

  A fellow man of culture I see.

  2025-01-13 16:31

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  Pablo Picasso self portraits, through time

  And a massive communist

  2025-01-09 18:59

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  Invader

  Get on the 401 east, then go north on the 416. Take you right to Ottawa.

  2025-01-09 18:58

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  def not me…

  These "doctors" and "engineers" just keep getting smarter.

  2025-01-05 09:13

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  Afrocentric forgotten history

  Black Hitler looks like a badass.

  2025-01-03 17:45

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  Origin

  All hail Yakub

  2025-01-01 20:17

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  [VERY LOUD MUSIC]

  That new Clinton Tower seems overwhelming

  2024-12-19 17:12

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  Now he has to pay the full cost

  Canadian Healthcare is so much simpler. Viral/bacterial infections, broken limbs, not sleeping well? All have the same prescription. Buy a stool and a rope.

  2024-12-14 14:33

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  Girl gamers

  And they still lost to the men's team

  2024-12-11 19:53

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  we all love this BIIIIRD! Good morning!

  The guy on acid who just watched this went fucking wild

  2024-12-11 15:02

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  Dark

  It had to be Luigi. Mario would never sully his hands.

  2024-12-11 00:13

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  Not very good against germs

  "Not very good against germs." Or boom sticks.

  2024-12-10 00:12

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  wiping boogers on the CCP

  I'm concerned, everyone. I said one negative thing about Israel, and now a random countdown started on my phone.

  2024-12-05 08:38

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  internet of things is crazy

  I'd be too busy playing Doom.

  2024-12-04 14:17

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  are we the baddies?

  You know, I used to work OT for extra money. Used it to buy collectibles, games, build my retirement, etc. Now, the OT is mostly covering basic costs.

  2024-12-02 08:38

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  Idk that # seems a little high.

  What's the problem?

  2024-11-30 19:26

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  Tunnel

  The final boss is Mecha Hitler.

  2024-11-30 10:44

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  Sexy Thanksgiving meme

  

  2024-11-28 09:30

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  Florence, Italy

  Clearly constructed by Sub-Saharans since Europeans have no culture.

  2024-11-26 08:45

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  there's a tiger in the streets

  Kitty just really wants that cat nip.

  2024-11-21 09:07

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  dongs in a deal

  The price of regular Mosins are stupid now. I bought mine for $200. Now, I'm seeing $650 $700. Fucks sake!

  2024-11-19 17:42

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  poor guy

  "Fat tits"

  2024-11-15 21:20

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  well that escalated quickly

  Cringe and fake aussie gay

  2024-11-15 21:17

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  Trip to the doctor.

  Only white people do evil!

  2024-11-15 17:27

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  Eat This

  It's time to go back to working behind the McDonald's. Near the dumpster.

  2024-11-09 21:46

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  Daamn, music after Trump victory

  My basement has been flooded due to commie tears.

  2024-11-07 11:05

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  America won

  I really hope Trump fucks with Canada and Prime Minister blackface. Let's bring freedom back to North America

  2024-11-06 08:30

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  Directions are as clear as mud

  More accurate than you think. I was given pictures of random things and told "fix those."

  2024-11-05 20:21

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  RIP Peanuts

  Serious question. What's it going to take people? How much more before enough is enough? The founding fathers would be stacking bodies right now.

  2024-11-04 18:38

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  Injustice

  Who knew the cops would get bored shooting dogs and turn on other pets.

  2024-11-03 23:01

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  Title goes here

  "Damn, Susan, you stopped my brilliant plan to blow this mother fucker up. Shucks!"

  2024-10-28 22:04

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  Should have worn knew high socks that day.

  Kamala school for career advancement.

  2024-10-27 11:08

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  Dumbass

  And Judas was still forgiven. For the Lord is ever merciful and will endure forever.

  2024-10-25 22:18

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  Oh the irony... I literally said to my friends and family...

  The doctors gave him 6 months top. He went 2 years strictly following the carnivore diet. He woke up, and blamed this fucking jab. You did well, Jeff, see you later, buddy.

  2024-10-23 10:52

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  Oh the irony... I literally said to my friends and family...

  My cousin was diagnosed with stage 4 terminal colon cancer 2 years ago. He passed away last week. He was 42. When he asked "why and how" the doctors said to him, "It was a fluke." He also was very militant about the jab and got all three.

  2024-10-23 10:49

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  Aztec Empire weapons agaisnt the Spanish Empire

  We're here to stop you cutting the hearts out of men, women, and children. FASCISTS!

  2024-10-21 09:12

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