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  Promotion exposed everything

  She was probably a CNA. All they do is wipe butts and clean patients in the bath.

  2026-07-29 17:04

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  Meme

  Oh look honey, you aren't obese, youre just pregnant!

  2026-07-27 08:01

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  Whats worse is the new standards they are pushing involves a change to a new chemical refrigerant called R454-B. Its flammable and slightly toxic. Unlike the old R410-A we've used for decades.

  2026-07-23 07:27

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  Mt

  Was that color font a troll on purpose or are you stupid?

  2026-07-13 14:49

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  yes

  

  2026-06-16 00:27

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  The 80s cheatcode

  I remember my folks buying our first house in 1985 for 50k. It had 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and 3 floors. That same house now goes for almost a million and that neighborhood is now unsafe to boot. I drive by that place just to reminisce sometimes.

  2026-06-10 10:07

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  Clocked out mentally

  In my previous job id do this in the car when I got home. Just sit in silence inside my car. Had to get out.

  2026-06-02 08:24

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  true fear

  For me its always FelipeVlad.

  2026-06-02 08:15

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  Not afraid anymore

  Next up is ebola

  2026-05-31 10:05

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  This must've hurt the app maker's feelings

  2026-05-31 10:02

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  burp

  Just imagine how scared they'd have been if he farted

  2026-05-30 02:17

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  Oops all gloves

  So my balls aren't full of microplastics after all??

  2026-05-29 02:25

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  Democracy wins

  I wish they would just make an alternate universe where anakin won against obi-wan and killed Palpatine, then went on to be the emperor. Bring Hayden back and let him go wild.

  2026-05-29 02:21

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  shower nerd

  Has to be AI since there are a LOT of misspellings.

  2026-05-20 07:52

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  I’m scared of that boyfriend

  Her boyfriend must have some ghastly bad breath

  2026-05-16 09:27

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  npc ordering

  At least he wont be like others and just go uhhhhhh and hmmmmm for 5 minutes holding up the line.

  2026-05-14 14:11

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  Anita Sakeesian Slay the spire 2 controversy

  Last I heard she was marrying herself in an official ceremony and was leaving public life. I see she couldn't even stand living with herself.

  2026-05-11 09:46

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  Lol

  Would.....and not ashamed of it

  2026-05-04 23:58

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  Le troll

  Thankfully there weren't any back then. Or they weren't given platforms. I saw it in the theaters in 83 as a little kid and nobody said anything about it.

  2026-05-04 13:00

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  It's alive!

  Aluminum pan in the microwave?

  2026-04-30 13:54

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  This dry clean only sweater is about to learn how I reall...

  I have some gym shirts that are stretchy and say hand wash only. I still put them in the laundry. They just stretch out further after a year or two

  2026-04-08 20:55

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  InsertTitle

  N i G g E r

  2026-04-05 00:57

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  FIX YOUR SHIT CB

  N I G g E r

  2026-04-05 00:56

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  I think I broke Memedroid.

  I havent been able to post shizz.

  2026-04-02 12:27

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  Remember when people paid 20k for apes

  Bitcoin went from 120k to 60k in six months. Its flat-lining. Even its creator dumped his stash.

  2026-03-24 15:47

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  Took me a second

  What's long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine

  2026-03-21 03:25

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  Even the wise forget their own stories

  Yoda instructed all the younglings, and Obi wan was recruited very young (as most jedi were) so Yoda did train him initially.

  2026-03-20 03:28

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  Netanyahu posts video denying rumors of his death amid Ir...

  Funny how his coffee didnt move as he waved it around in the video. Not a single spill. The foam also changed colors seeming to be a lid initially.

  2026-03-16 05:45

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  When oldies suddenly means the 90s

  The local oldies station played 50s and 60s until about ten years ago when they switched to 80s/90s. They still call it oldies 98, but im hearing Micheal Jackson and Madonna now

  2026-02-17 11:28

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  Zero everything just water with branding

  Coke flavored carbonated water? I cant imagine that being too popular.

  2026-02-16 12:48

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  ManBearPig Just Never Learns

  Meanwhile im gonna be outside spraying aerosol cans into the sky trying to warm this place up

  2026-02-01 21:39

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  Soup scalpers now? We’re doomed

  They didn't get the frozen one though. Guess they didnt want to defrost it first

  2026-01-30 10:00

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  Go Woke, go broke

  Sadly that is not true. Though I'll bet after ratings come out they'll stop at season 2

  2026-01-25 16:47

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  I think you know where this about to go

  Aging?

  2026-01-18 19:52

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  Perfect peep hole doesn't exi...

  My neighbor's dog would do this and I'd give him treats through the fence. Every time id do yard work he'd come running and would whine until I gave him one.

  2026-01-11 13:49

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  King Kong on Mao Zedong

  King Kong on Mao Zedong?

  2025-12-29 21:53

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  Remember kindness not lies and deceit

  Also dont forget she scammed the United nations (semi based, but still) ruined video game discourse for a decade, and infected the internet with AIDS

  2025-12-29 21:51

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  W

  So is she

  2025-12-10 07:43

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  Tat

  I read that Microsoft devs have no idea how their kernel works. In fact, a lot of code is older windows code they left in because they cant replicate its function. So they put DO NOT TOUCH in the code next to parts they are cant reprogram.

  2025-12-07 19:25

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  What even is coffee creamer and why does it taste like re...

  I just use half n half myself. The creamers are all corn syrup and chemicals.

  2025-12-03 07:24

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  blockbuster's real reason

  Christmas Jones

  2025-11-21 21:57

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  aiwa supremacy

  I had the same aiwa. was a 3 CD unit too. Got it in 98, but around 2009 the volume knob started to malfunction. Had to use the remote. I kept it up until 2012 when it apparently got stolen when I was moving out. I miss that thing. Wish I could buy another

  2025-11-18 22:10

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  Lid

  >Belived

  2025-11-14 19:56

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  definitely not malware

  I just had this today and the whole time I was praying for the power to not go out

  2025-11-07 19:07

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  me rn fr

  Whats funny is i saw this without my glasses and it really did look like m.

  2025-11-07 17:07

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  yeah

  Army of lovers - crucified. Its a Jojo reference. Kinda.

  2025-11-02 03:09

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  Dave

  Looks like his last name is Koresh

  2025-09-28 06:49

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  janitor supremacy

  Thanks for your support. And not guillotine-ing us

  2025-09-20 05:34

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  money therapy

  Im very financially stable but have extreme anxiety and depression from my job.

  2025-09-18 18:23

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  Modern cars: bright, expensive, and mildly annoying

  Yeah dont forget the power windows controls. They wanted 500 and 1 week of ordering parts to fix mine. So I went to amazon and found my model's controls and it came with a tool to pop out the old one. I put the new console in and it worked. 2 days and $20.

  2025-09-09 16:27

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  If Richard Scarry drew you at work, you're essential

  Well there is a fox called Janitor Joe, so I'm ok i think.

  2025-09-05 17:21

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  THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT

  Bet the crime rate in that town is pretty low

  2025-08-25 16:30

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  Wet

  Bastard....

  2025-08-18 22:02

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  We wuz kangz

  Well most of the nurses are Filipino and the doctors are Indian, so we whites don't feel any better

  2025-08-15 22:05

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  More accurate than a Rorschach

  My lap ant?

  2025-08-14 00:22

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  Would this freak you out?

  Hey you see that lady run out of the bathroom? Yeah boss, guess buying the new voice activated dryer didnt help

  2025-08-05 03:28

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  Title

  This is exactly why I don't do it. I'd love to. But I work in a hospital and I know how dirty and greedy they are. You have no idea

  2025-07-25 20:46

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  Heat is hot.

  Mine is 330. Highest its been ever. Crazy.

  2025-07-21 20:48

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  They don’t want boys, they want antique firefighter jac...

  Looks like Jeff the spider from Billy and Mandy

  2025-07-16 21:57

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  Experts say your door wants to kill you

  Air circulation and temperature regulation, apparently. Thing is my family is too loud and I work nights, so I need the room closed or the sounds keep me up

  2025-07-16 18:21

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  yeah

  N ow let's wear it on an airplane

  2025-07-15 14:22

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  only certain people know

  Im at a loss as to what it means

  2025-07-15 14:11

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  kentucky shooter named

  K*lled

  2025-07-14 19:29

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  Run

  Juwanna Mann?

  2025-07-13 22:10

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  savage comeback

  Yet she probably reads those monster porn novels from book-tok.

  2025-07-10 17:50

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  wait a minute

  Apparently the original name was Moeder Kille, which means mother river in Dutch. Mispronunciation and time caused it to be murder kill.

  2025-07-10 06:09

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  Fish really witnessing a celestial event

  Boy, that'll be quite the story he'll tell his fish buddies when they throw him back.

  2025-07-10 05:55

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  Ozzy's last song hits different now

  My Jekyll doesn't hide is my fav song of his. Grew up with him. Wish I could've been there.

  2025-07-10 05:51

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  You're a wizard, mommy!

  Dog on left: "I will find it."

  2025-07-09 23:07

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  Cat meme

  I'm getting it!

  2025-07-09 14:20

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  Blade fans waiting while Marvel sells the costumes

  Just make blade with Wesley Snipes. Dye his hair. Have him play a much older blade. I don't see why we need a young person to play him. Dhampirs do age, just much slower than humans.

  2025-07-07 19:42

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  Movies

  "The stuff" is a good one.

  2025-07-07 00:18

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  Your librarian name game is wild

  Walter Bumbleturkey

  2025-06-30 21:12

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  No name. No sound. No job. Me fr.

  We always called them drain moths. Used to get baking soda and vinegar and pour it down the drain.

  2025-06-26 21:06

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  who tf is that and why are 4M still jobless

  I want a different job but have spent 2 years applying without hearing back. Stuck in my current job for 7 years and want to leave but can't

  2025-06-25 22:43

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  63-year-old goth proves you’re never too old to slay

  

  2025-06-23 16:53

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  Jaws released 49 years ago today... still a menace

  Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

  2025-06-23 16:51

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  ah shit. Ah fookin hell, mate

  For me it was the opposite. Had a 2.8 GPA in high school. Graduated college with a 3.85. Didn't have the money for a 4 year degree though, only 2

  2025-06-21 18:26

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  He's friendly they said... LOOK AT HIM

  Don't let lieutenant Ripley see that thing

  2025-06-18 20:15

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  Efficiency III in action and it's oddly satisfying

  The chosen one!!!

  2025-06-16 14:16

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  "I'm a white lesbian trapped in a Black man's body."

  Must be Clayton Bigsby's brother. Oops, I mean sister

  2025-06-14 22:41

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  Still testing corn for hypothyroidism, don’t ask why

  Any update on what was wrong with the kitten?

  2025-06-13 06:24

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  They don't know I'm having a spiritual crisis mid-scroll

  So you're saying you feel like a hurt, lost, and blinded fool?

  2025-05-19 22:58

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  dongs in a satan

  N ow I know the word Satan fears most

  2025-05-19 05:27

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  Human man: meme-powered but spiritually defeated

  Now ill have particle man going through my head all day.

  2025-05-14 18:26

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  Problems

  My face when I add a new step or trick I found and post it under the 9 year old thread and the admins ban me for necro'ing old posts:

  2025-05-14 05:26

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  Wife just tryna chill and I hit her with wizard trauma

  Lemme guess, your wizard is named Ferris?

  2025-05-12 20:27

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  Gas prices dropped so fast I thought I was dreaming

  I'd immediately fill up and then bring a canister and fill that up too

  2025-05-12 20:08

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  Shitpost

  Obama got the Nobel for simply not being Bush. The committee hated Bush so much for Iraq & Afghanistan that they gave it to his replacement immediately upon taking office. Of course, they didn't know he'd be causing his own genocides

  2025-05-11 14:12

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  title banned by novagecko

  I remember downloading cd cracks from gamecopyworld. Can't believe I never got any viruses from it.

  2025-05-11 13:23

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  Luke’s got too much Skywalker chaos in him

  Absolutely nothing

  2025-05-10 06:02

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  I'm just sorry you had to find out this way.

  It says a lot when the writer of Amelie says there can't be a sequel now due to how bad France has become.

  2025-05-08 21:11

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  Lady Gaga concert almost went boom but cops said not today

  What happened to her leg? Looks like she fell off a dirt bike.

  2025-05-05 15:55

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  With bugs and all

  To be fair, wabbajack modsets CAN make 2006 oblivion look great, since I play it that way myself...however this remaster has a level of retexturing that I've never seen in any modlist.

  2025-05-04 04:02

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  100 men vs gorilla? Only one walks out

  You are a gorilla, but we do not grant you the rank of silverback.

  2025-05-02 17:19

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  name the author

  Anna Nicole Smith, probably.

  2025-05-01 13:55

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  III

  I had to Google this and it was interesting. Apparently ivermectin can open up cancer cells that are normally immune to current treatments and make them vulnerable to being destroyed.

  2025-04-30 21:17

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  Avus erasing 80s rock bands from existence like it's nothing

  Show me show me show me how you make that mene...the one that makes me laugh, she said

  2025-04-27 17:19

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  Rinse and repeat

  I just need to get through today and Friday so I can get to the weekend.

  2025-04-24 19:42

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  wiping boogers on false advertisement

  The pictures on the wall behind them must be the virtual cores

  2025-04-22 15:49

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