The_Hand_Fetish

12
Followers | 1
Following |

103,129
Ranked

|

101,696
Score

Soft cute hands are my thing. They're hands, so they're legal at any age. Also, handshakes are a pleasuring experience for me.

15 Memes

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-10-15 17:01

when the wrong humans turn their creative ideas into inventions

Tags Are Gay Tags Are Pointless Tags Are Dumb Tigs Are For Figs

58% 717

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-05-17 12:00

fun fact: overusing sanitizers and antibiotics leads to superbugs that won’t go down by these regular means, and killing the weaker ones off faster just makes the surviving population stronger

Iron Man Captain America Hand Sanitizer

87% 1000

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-04-18 09:31

I still do this

Grievous General General Grievous General G Can Nobody Coke Can Coke

82% 779

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-04-11 14:30

then there’s waking up

Screw Good Tags

88% 1383

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-03-24 17:30

weeb math is still math

Neptune Neptunia

44% 886

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-03-11 15:00

we can all relate. anyone who says otherwise is lying.

My Body And Self-image Unhealthy Food Lack Of Exercise

73% 768

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-03-06 21:30

Sauce is Gun Gale Online. You’re welcome.

Climate Change It’s Cold Outside Gun Game Online Anime

80% 949

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-02-17 10:30

last comment wins a free pizza

Taxation Taxation Is Theft Spider-Man Lecture

83% 1153

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-02-14 19:00

This meme has been approved by the totally real company Official Incorporated & Co. and I will honestly be surprised if it actually passes. Granted, with the sad state of moderation, it probably will pass because why not?

Tag N-word Pass N-word Valentine's Day Valentines

76% 1119

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-02-01 09:31

she may have tiny tits, but her hands are still nice

Cash Tip Push-up Push-up Bra Flat Chest Flat Chest

83% 1064

The_Hand_Fetish | 2019-01-21 14:30

Behold! An original title! Not that I give a rat’s anus...

Tag Wait That’s Illegal Dead Meme

77% 826

The_Hand_Fetish | 2018-04-24 14:30

Dongs in an original title idea

Free Real Estate Its Free Real State Old People Computer Internet Virus Computervirus Hack Hacker Realestate Dongs Help Trapped The Tag Section This Meme You Can Read These Tags Save Before Too Late

84% 1585

The_Hand_Fetish | 2018-04-12 16:00

Do I need a title? Really?

Einstein Third Eye Three Three Eyes Albert Einstein Psychic Multiple Choice

76% 1329

The_Hand_Fetish | 2018-04-02 16:00

I like trains

Fbi Late 15minutes Anime 15minuteslate Trains Redhead Lolico Lolidk Book Textswap ScrewtherestofthetagsthatIshouldwritehere

76% 1411

Latest comments

Da svidanya cyka
Either way, I can expect a lot of damage, and not just to the target.

2019-12-13 00:10
+5
Minecraft
Fun fact: Creepers were found in WW2 Japan and are found in the Middle East today.

2019-12-13 00:07
+17
That basic white girl took over
On the one hand, I’m curious. On the other, I’m rolling my eyes.

2019-12-08 01:55
+2
Title is about memes
Holy mother of c-sections

2019-11-24 06:17
+11
I love her man
True love knows no bounds

2019-11-24 06:16
+50
Alexa my meme suks...
That watermark actually gained a larger-than-average-nasal-exhale-esque laugh from me.

2019-11-24 06:15
+59
Best cumback ever...
There’s always that teeny chance that you strike gold instead of shit with this line.

2019-11-24 06:13
+13
Pussy so deep you need an echo sounder if you go down on her
That’s a whore lot of wood

2019-11-24 06:11
+30
Yes
This whole Epstein meme didn’t kill itself.

2019-11-10 05:11
+5
khgvhgcyigyiurdutrfyify65erdi7tvulgvhóih[09ypfop8h[9h8-9...
I would, but it contains a minor.

2019-10-24 05:29
+30
True...
I see I’m not the only one who did that.

2019-10-24 05:27
+5
true
sparkling water drinker: This tastes tingly. I feel fancy drinking it for some reason.

2019-10-24 05:25
+13
Goodbye
This happens to me, though because I know that they deal with enough bullshit as it is and I’m not a particularly picky eater.

2019-10-21 05:26
+12
Cookie monster understands it all...
Our tongues can taste things but can’t taste themselves. We can never know the flavor of our own tongues.

2019-10-21 05:25
+23
End the Fed
Fun fact: As this meme shows, not all political memes have to have this thing called “meaning” behind them.

2019-10-21 05:20
-19
love dogs tho
I’m no expert, but from what I hear, some animals need to digest their food more than once and can thus get more nutritious value from eating their food again. Some animals also do this because their digestive systems are more complex than the single stomach in humans.

2019-10-13 20:33
+10
love dogs tho
Plus, humans never evolved to eat their own feces and vomit like other animals.

2019-10-13 20:08
+23
Yeah
That long bone is knocking on your back door

2019-10-13 20:06
+5
Joker Joker Joker
To be fair, more blame goes to the idiots who saw the script and saw the character design for SS Joker before approving of that garbage.

2019-10-13 20:03
+38
Why though..
Scientists: Calculating the exact percentage of shit this meme is and finding out why this meme is bad for health.

2019-10-12 23:11
+14
Hmm
This is how so many shitty tweets are born.

2019-09-24 12:12
+31
It exists now, it's OK
You thought that this could have been real? Really?

2019-09-18 02:27
+10
Nfjn
This meme hits the relatability marks though

2019-09-18 02:27
+17
this needs to happen in every country
The Purge: All crime is legal outside of Sweden

2019-09-18 02:22
+5
Blyet
Of course Russia would just steal Poland’s history like that.

2019-09-18 02:22
+12
Wholesome meme is wholesome
Wholesome meme is very welcomed here!

2019-09-17 06:48
+14
m-monster
Hey, looks like OP is in this meme.

2019-09-17 06:44
+5
hahahaha.....no
This is the internet, so you’re retarded by default, but this just seems like a joke trying too hard to be edgy if you ask me.

2019-09-17 06:40
+17
your funny-_-
OUR funny, comrade!

2019-09-17 06:36
+7
Ok
For those wondering, the Korean text says “Security procedures are in place to prevent automatic registration.” in case you were expecting anything special.

2019-09-11 21:18
+12
I think i know this person
In the meanwhile, let me honor his legacy. WEEB TRASH!

2019-09-11 07:33
+3
Garfield
Not through the front door at least.

2019-09-11 07:31
+5
yes
On a similar note, many scientists and doctors are autistic, so autism causes vaccines.

2019-09-11 07:29
+2
Yeet
As if you can limit it to a season

2019-09-06 21:44
-1
Yeet
The ocean has many sea creatures much scarier than that thing.

2019-09-06 21:43
+5
Yeet
Interesting... to keep your bag, you must be the bag!

2019-09-06 21:41
+29
Minecraft is way better
I love playing mineraft!

2019-09-05 21:32
0
make mmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmaybe

2019-08-30 07:44
+10
Tit
No idea but so do I

2019-08-30 07:39
+18
Penis envy
99 at 136

2019-08-30 07:27
+5
Hey, those are a lot bigger than grapes.

2019-08-29 05:44
+3
Not sure if a repost
The pun wasn’t that bad tbh

2019-08-29 05:36
+19
I bet he gonna put lamb sauce on it
Talk about raising hell in Hell’s Kitchen

2019-08-29 05:35
+9
[Meme.exe]
Trick question: you’re on Memedroid so I doubt you have a girlfriend.

2019-08-29 05:33
+15
True
#PathogenLivesMatter

2019-08-29 05:26
+16
T_T
From my experience, it works some of the time.

2019-08-29 05:25
+6
5
But sometimes you want the fucking, not the children that come with it.

2019-08-29 05:24
+34
The entire bee move as a gif
I thought it failed to upload a file completely and told you that the file is too big.

2019-08-28 07:51
+10
Sometimes
Is it weird that I genuinely have trouble finding that sweet spot where I accept compliments in a way that seems genuine but not seeming to let it get to my head?

2019-08-28 07:49
+16
Trump supporters will say it's fake news
Shhhh..... the majority of this place is conservatives.... don’t let them see your dissenting opinion.....

2019-08-21 21:31
+4
Cute
Your religion just got a new follower.

2019-08-21 21:30
+8
pen island
Boomers, who did this to the world: WELl if yOu weRen’T So laZy yoU coULd diG yiuR way oUT Of thIS dITch thAT wE mADe dEEpeR thaN thE OnES ThaT wE Had iN ouR Day!

2019-08-21 07:45
+16
The world is scary....
You can’t be scared of the world if you don’t know it.

2019-08-21 07:41
+5
I hate being on different shifts
Trust me, I’m not happy about it either.

2019-08-21 07:08
+4
°~° woaw there...
Have a cookie, since you already have the milk for it.

2019-08-21 07:03
+12
Hah
What a coincidence. I was just looking back at some August 1st memes a few minutes ago for some random reason.

2019-08-21 07:01
+17
Go Merika!
Oh boy, another “big government bad” npc

2019-08-10 19:07
+11
Title
Fun fact: people use this “FBI is always watching us” meme because it makes it seem like at least we have the FBI to care about us.

2019-08-09 03:14
+17
Anon explains antivirus
“Wait, you know how to use a computer? At your age?”

2019-08-09 03:12
+21
MEDIC
Modern medicine, make way for FUTURE MEDICINE!

2019-08-04 05:44
+31
It’s a pickup lime
This admittedly made me laugh.... not now, just the first time I saw it.

2019-08-04 05:43
+12
I know this will be downvoted
It’s like mining for gold.

2019-08-01 06:49
+6
e
I recognize Allah at the end but what does the rest say?

2019-08-01 06:48
+3
blah blah Fortnite is gay whatever I don’t care
Fortnite is not a good game

2019-08-01 06:45
0
Man I have a lot of discarded somewhat-decent memes
Mega Man was built by Dr. Light. Keep that in mind.

2019-08-01 06:44
+6
Suuudksud7isud
Thanks, Obama!

2019-08-01 06:42
+5
Yep
Imagine what talking would feel like when you literally have a ballsack on your lower jaw.

2019-08-01 06:38
+4
birb
Why does it look more like a ball than a bird?

2019-08-01 06:36
+8
Dog
I know I just bashed on that low-pixel doggo earlier but this just looks off...

2019-08-01 06:33
+4
Common sense doogo
P i x e l d o g g o

2019-08-01 06:32
-2
Convicts: *Sweating intensifies*
I have definitely never encountered any horror stories involving such technology used specifically for prolonged torture.

2019-07-29 06:36
+5
human right (not by me)
Oh boy, this steaming pile of George W. Bullshit is exactly why I come to Memedroid.

2019-07-29 06:28
+4
Use a gun. And if that dom't work. Use more gun.
If it was, it would still be tricky to have the screen do that effect instead of shattering.

2019-07-29 06:24
+22
Countries switch to metric once they've accepted they've ...
Wait, people still call it Briton?

2019-07-29 06:20
+7
awesome
I heard that too. Also, this is just a rumor, but I heard that Robert Downey Jr. might just have some similarities wit Tony Stark. Can you imagine that?

2019-07-29 06:19
+34
I made a Memedroid-themed Mario Maker 2 level, the course...
Well, to be fair, the Switch Lite is coming at an affordable.... $200...

2019-07-17 00:11
+3
probably the BFG
You obviously need to wear a tinfoil buttplug if you want them to notice you.

2019-07-17 00:08
0
Truer words have never been spoken.
Perfectly balanced, as al things should suck.

2019-07-15 13:46
+11
Only in texas
*resists urge to make lame Spongebob joke*

2019-07-15 13:43
+10
God be thoomin
So are men Now we wait for the machines to fully take over.

2019-07-15 13:41
+27
that’s the saddest “yeah” ever
But then they forgot to say no homo.

2019-07-13 15:10
+7
Rip
I wonder what they could post in 36 seconds that would be that controversial.

2019-07-13 15:09
+5
gamers are king
Fun fact: this meme hurts their bones more than it hurts their feelings.

2019-07-13 15:02
+11
Purring intensifies
Maybe it was deleted by the time you got here. I can’t see it either. I’m too curious.

2019-06-29 10:46
+2
May good things happen when u have a shitty day
Because good doggo

2019-06-29 10:45
+24
Best Boy steals girls
His specialty is bitches

2019-06-29 10:43
+15
rat
I unironically find rats to be more cute than gross.

2019-06-29 10:43
+16
Lol
“some” damage

2019-06-29 10:32
+10
Billy
It helps with tracking the source down for this inevitable template.

2019-06-29 10:29
+15
I don't live in Iran, why would missiles hit my house?
Nice to see an insurance company that actually cares about its customers.

2019-06-29 10:23
+4
Lol
I don’t even doubt you

2019-06-29 10:22
+5
Lol
Rule 36: If it exists, it is somebody’s fetish.

2019-06-27 03:40
+23
The dark truth
##This comment has been removed due to (((copyright claims))) by Disney.##

2019-06-27 03:17
+18
I want reparations!
The scary part about this meme is that people will still remember Facebook in twenty years.

2019-06-25 17:31
+25
Reality is often disappointing
Clearly not the one he uses for his own amusement.

2019-06-25 17:21
+10
RIP
You are bad guy, but that does not mean you are bad guy.

2019-06-25 17:20
+30
Good Doggo
My downvote on your comment says “Fuck Rick1488”

2019-06-25 17:18
+8
F
Now THIS is beautiful art!

2019-06-25 17:05
+16
minecraft 4ever
How is hating Fortnite not a dead meme yet.

2019-06-25 17:04
+6
Same
TMI with that last line

2019-06-25 17:03
+16

Stats

Memes seen
*Mobile app only
71,080
Memes rated
72
Comments
610
Average comment rating
87%
Comments rated
292
App shares
*Mobile app only
0
Hits on shared links
0
Memes published
15
Average upload rating
77%
Best weekly ranking position
486
Times in weekly ranking top 100
0