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  Gamers asked how to fix the industry and still fumbled

  Passionate developers making good games. No more diversity hires pushing agendas. Done.

  3h

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  Welcome to Trump's America filled with yt privilege and a...

  Damn white people and their [checks notes] shark expertise

  1d

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  HR be like: gatekeeping with vibes and gaslighting

  They're also the ones championing all the woke policies, like DEI hiring and gay clubs

  2025-05-15 15:57

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  National Parks say don’t push your slow friend during b...

  For sure. Gunshot to the kneecap is definitely better

  2025-05-14 22:44

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  1997 dudes before Google like bro hit the library NOW

  I got you, bro ⠓⠑⠗⠑⠀⠽⠕⠥⠀⠛⠕

  2025-05-13 08:42

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  It was man who was made in the image of the gods not you ...

  I think disliking and in some cases outright hatred of those that are different is what makes a society strong and cohesive. In the western world this has been undermined by leftist collectivism and globalisation. We need a common enemy to unite us

  2025-05-12 10:52

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  Color

  Help them to stay at the bottom of the crab bucket, maybe

  2025-05-06 16:37

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  offensive meme

  Ah yes, a mayonnaise sandwich

  2025-05-06 10:53

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  Tat

  Sooner or later I bet all online hoes regret their actions. Maybe by making this one realize it early, she could be saved further regret

  2025-05-04 09:50

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  Anti-depression kick

  Ah yes, REfenestration

  2025-05-04 08:20

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  100 dudes vs 1 gorilla is not gonna end the way you think

  Only if all the men had zero regard for their own personal well-being

  2025-05-02 16:07

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  Homeless guy calling me sir while my girlfriend plans her...

  The crazier ones will stab you (checkmark in both columns)

  2025-05-01 06:57

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  Mark Carney speedrunning politics to slash taxes

  Oh yes, Liberals are absolutely FAMOUS for cutting taxes

  2025-04-30 20:59

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  Poland just gave a masterclass on border security

  That response time

  2025-04-29 11:39

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  Human engineer loses it hearing about alien tech steam en...

  "Wait, so it's all turbines?"

  2025-04-28 12:38

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  Skyblivion: cease & desist GTA modders: free launch and DLC

  Even with a free key, I assume the Skyblivion devs aren't thrilled that there's an official Oblivion remaster

  2025-04-25 09:27

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  My aunt turned the driveway into a movie theater and I’...

  @ title: YOUR aunt did this, OP? The "driveway" sure is green. Allow me to put on my skepticals

  2025-04-25 09:24

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  she does look like a male horse at times

  I don't know who that is, but those nails tell me she's familiar with making bad decisions

  2025-04-25 07:06

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  Depends on how gay they are...

  Non-binary = super gay

  2025-04-24 08:05

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  Fuck Nazeem

  I always use a mod to make him a follower and then have him join me on the Boethiah's Calling quest

  2025-04-22 14:11

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  Dongs in a history

  "Let's get down to business..."

  2025-04-20 20:37

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  X

  God, give me grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, Courage to change the things which should be changed, and the Wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.

  2025-04-20 14:35

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  Dog fight in the park: fur vs fury edition

  "This is the most poisonous snake in this entire region. So what I'm gonna do, is carefully sneak up on him, and jam my thumb in his butthole! Crikey!" -Steve Irwin, South Park

  2025-04-17 14:31

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  This guy’s just feeding adventurers to Halaster like sn...

  This is a play on an old Twitter post about a neighbour getting a fresh cat from a shelter every time a coyote eats the last one, and the OP saying "Sounds like you've been feeding stray cats to coyotes" and then the neighbor's daughter cries

  2025-04-17 08:19

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  lol

  Probably ugly, and definitely insufferable

  2025-04-15 16:08

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  Oath of Poverty Paladin

  Those money-loving, small hat wearing, diminutive creatures with the big noses are in trouble. Who am I speaking of? The gnomish bankers, naturally

  2025-04-15 15:31

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  UK rn

  Careful, now. Noticing that sort of thing gets you arrested

  2025-04-14 10:12

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  The Lord of the Rings may cry

  Hollywood's ham-fisted attempts to get westerners to welcome 3rd worlders never fails to make me laugh

  2025-04-12 12:28

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  Disney pausing Tangled remake after Snow White flopped hard

  "Shaniqua, Shaniqua, let down your weave."

  2025-04-10 09:44

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  Frank Sinatra didn’t just sing about love, he *felt* it

  Meat

  2025-04-10 09:39

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  Alone

  Work smarter, not harder

  2025-04-10 09:36

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  it would be better

  The real surprise to me isn't that he cheated, but that he ceded victory and awarded the agreed upon prize

  2025-04-10 07:06

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  Einstein was real? I thought he was just a concept

  Noooo, it's just a coincidence that he worked at a patent office

  2025-04-09 12:22

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  Theme park characters got better casting than Hollywood

  She's 100% going to lose her job when the movie comes out

  2025-04-08 13:50

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  Lifting commandments written in gym chalk

  “I am the whey and the truth and the lift." - Swoley Spirit

  2025-04-04 16:42

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  I don't need a TV on Black Friday, give me half-price gro...

  I'm no economist, but my understanding is that grocery stores are operating on pretty thin margins. Some sales mean they are taking a loss, but it's worth it to incentivize customers to come in and hopefully buy other things (loss leader)

  2025-04-04 08:31

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  Slowly tweeting from my ex’s account to gaslight him

  Or, you could move on with your life and stop being a petty bitch. Life is full of choices

  2025-04-04 08:10

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  Women: The more equal animals you've been warned about.

  Is this saying "if a women is on leave, she shouldn't be expected nor obligated to participate in work activities"? If so, how could anyone have a problem with this?

  2025-04-03 18:25

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  Retarded

  You'd have to go really far to find someone more retarded

  2025-04-03 18:24

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  Vegetarians vs meat lovers: the eternal protein war

  I call BS. No way a puny vegetarian is worth that much protein

  2025-04-03 16:42

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  don't try it!

  Cat-like reflexes indeed

  2025-04-02 15:03

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  Hello fellow memedroid racists

  “You found it offensive? I found it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.” - Ricky Gervais

  2025-04-01 18:23

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  That moment when you realize you're an adult because you ...

  Salesman: This vacuum sucks harder than anything has ever sucked That guy: Sold

  2025-04-01 08:57

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  When you lose the argument so you bring up every war your...

  "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach."

  2025-03-31 20:05

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  When your gym trainer leaves for 5 seconds

  The best part is how the guy is trying to keep a straight face whilst all the audible shenanigans are transpiring

  2025-03-31 19:37

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  I

  Imagine doing something like this and then instead of feeling shame you boast about it on social media

  2025-03-31 08:43

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  Age

  

  2025-03-29 17:08

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  dongs in a flag

  Is there anything so pathetic as a "male feminist"?

  2025-03-28 16:11

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  That one game from childhood that still owns your soul

  For me, "The Legend of Zelda" on the NES. I'd never played a game before, but had older brothers so we had the system. There was something special about the golden cartridge that called to me...

  2025-03-28 09:35

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  Normal distribution is real

  The "5" plate is bolted in place. Cable machines do this to help the central post track properly and go through the hole in all the other plates as it descends

  2025-03-25 17:07

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  Chuck Norris, 57yo

  My favourite line from The Expendables 2: "I heard you were bitten by a king cobra?" Chuck Norris: "Yeah I was. But after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died."

  2025-03-25 14:47

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  Title

  Daily reminder: you don't hate the media enough

  2025-03-25 07:02

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  This printer was built different… and still prints like...

  Modern printers: I can't, I'm out of magenta

  2025-03-24 16:49

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  Canadian PM drops an uno reverse card on elections

  Looking forward to saying "Good riddance" to this globalist puppet

  2025-03-24 15:40

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  POV: You forgot your glasses and your BF knew it

  This train wreck of a run-on sentence lacks capitalization, punctuation, and relies heavily on abbreviations. Did she also not have her glasses as she typed it?

  2025-03-21 14:10

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  DOE is done!

  Education boards are full of administrative staff that only care about funding and prioritizing leftist idealogies

  2025-03-21 13:58

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  Naked

  Thank goodness for the red circle

  2025-03-21 11:47

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  First World Problems

  @ title:more like Section 8 problems

  2025-03-20 20:59

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  When you ask Google about honey and get more info than yo...

  This is comparing equivalent measurements. When was the last time you consumed 100g of Coca-Cola?!? That's about 100 ml, or less than 1/3 of a can

  2025-03-19 10:04

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  51st State

  I mean, some of us are alright once you get out of the cities. But the good ones don't go into politics, or at least don't extort, bribe, or whore their way up the political ladder to get into the top positions

  2025-03-16 22:38

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  Ausies just keep getting weirder

  When your missus chucks on a rubber chook and gives you a cheeky rogering

  2025-03-16 14:35

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  Based

  Liberals be like "No, I support a women's right to choose to be oppressed by men! "

  2025-03-16 11:21

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  Does anybody here have a bearcat?

  I went to the zoo just the other week Saw the kangaroo, had a talk with the chimpanzee He said, 'Hey Brother, if you want a thing that's hip... Do the bearcat'

  2025-03-15 15:16

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  The Fail Guard

  Imagine paying money to get a sOcIaL JuStIcE lecture

  2025-03-15 12:01

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  Bad salary and bad sleep

  I googled "movie where Tobey Maguire looks extra creepy" and learned it's called "Babylon"

  2025-03-12 22:51

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  Shark attack

  There's always a bigger fish

  2025-03-12 09:34

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  Huh

  Baptism of Motor Vehicles: we make your rolly holy

  2025-03-10 22:30

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  Mark Carney to replace Justin Trudeau as Canada's prime m...

  The guy is already going hard with the anti-Trump rhetoric. Creating an "us vs them" mentality is the next best thing to a war to get popular support, but I pray he doesn't actually get elected. He's a globalist snake, just like Castro's bastard

  2025-03-10 09:37

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  It's a polar bear

  Do you guys remember (pretty sure I read it on here) about a prominent zoologist who was ousted from her university gig for reporting that polar bears were thriving despite the popular alarmism around "climate change"? Dr Susan Crockford is her name.

  2025-03-07 17:08

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  opinions?

  I love how the activist is just trembling with anger and can't even come up with a rebuttal

  2025-03-05 11:14

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  Linux users

  Can someone do a study of people who write run on sentences that don't have punctuation and have random capitalization because I have a Theory

  2025-03-05 10:56

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  Title

  To translate, I always replace "trans" with "fake". So "fake" + "masc" must be "masculine" = faking masculinity

  2025-03-04 08:37

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  Simpler times

  "Layne Staley said in a now-inaccessible interview that “Man In the Box” is a song is about censorship in the mass media." My man knew what was up, even back then

  2025-03-04 08:33

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  lawn master

  It's zero-turn, not zero steering

  2025-03-03 09:22

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  Chinese scientists create robot with brain made from huma...

  Swedish meatballs

  2025-03-03 09:18

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  Private toilet

  Ah yes, the ultra-secure shower curtain will guarantee adequate privacy

  2025-03-03 09:17

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  So get over there or shut the fuck up.

  "But I'm already doing my part, I'm writing about how upset I am online"

  2025-03-02 11:47

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  signature sigh of resignation

  Exactly. That's part of why Epstein got rich; he held power over powerful people. He was killed, but now the extortion can continue in his absence

  2025-03-01 10:53

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  Blush

  Why is there wholesomeness in my racism app?

  2025-02-28 16:27

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  wiping boogers on the rings of power

  He's not a republican, he just knows which way the wind is blowing

  2025-02-27 18:25

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  We sing the Glory to you, a visitor of Memedroid

  It's "weird" bad, but not "painful to listen to" bad

  2025-02-26 22:32

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  Maths is hard

  Didn't Earn It

  2025-02-25 22:26

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  Canadian armed forces in Toronto

  They're as in synch with each other as our politicians are with the rightful citizens

  2025-02-23 18:42

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  yep

  Your terms are acceptable. Wait, no they're not. Society should stop being a reflection of and catering to the mentally ill

  2025-02-23 08:08

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  doge

  Follow the money, expose the corruption

  2025-02-22 10:47

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  Walk like an Egyptian

  That is indeed the reference I was making, cleaning up the grammar to reflect the elevated dialogue of the non-melatonin infused demographic

  2025-02-22 09:37

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  Walk like an Egyptian

  "We were kings, and excrement" - White Egyptians, probably

  2025-02-22 09:24

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  robbery in China

  "He look like a man" - Ms. Swan, Mad TV

  2025-02-22 09:22

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  Doggo

  Good bois have built-in "Detect Evil"

  2025-02-22 07:52

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  17yo student lands a plane without gear

  When Maggie gets comfortable and goes to full flaps

  2025-02-21 16:12

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  title

  "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids" - Biden

  2025-02-21 13:30

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  Neighbors saying hello to the new baby on the block

  High trust societies make good neighbours. Diverse societies, on the other hand...

  2025-02-21 13:02

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  Google meme

  Marmoset there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my marmoset

  2025-02-20 09:29

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  Marvel Rivals lays off meme news

  Can't account on job security these days

  2025-02-19 19:30

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  Why yes, yes we do

  Yes sir. And Bing Crosby, Johnny Cash, the Highwaymen (super group with Cash in it) and others. Great lyrics, hell of a story it tells

  2025-02-18 18:31

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  dongs in a shrimp

  A mantis shrimp's punch is extremely powerful, with a force of over 1,500 newtons

  2025-02-18 15:32

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  Why yes, yes we do

  Song is a cover by Neil Levang: (Ghost) Riders in the Sky (1961)

  2025-02-18 15:24

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  Spiders

  Some people swear by Spidermart, but I find Spider Direct has the best prices

  2025-02-15 19:43

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  yeah

  That's the great thing about data: it can be stolen, but it's still there. You get data, you get data, everyone gets data!

  2025-02-14 14:05

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  Oof

  Man, one of the things that makes him great is that he uses his platform to say the things we wish we could say in front of a global audience

  2025-02-13 22:34

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