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  Y tho

  Y? Because 4#ck Him! That's Y.

  2025-05-10 18:41

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  Tourist went cage diving and almost became shark lunch

  Best vacation EVER!

  2025-05-06 09:16

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  Buying play-doh for the kid I was never allowed to be

  Vodka!

  2025-04-30 08:03

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  Title

  I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee...

  2025-04-22 20:28

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  Drinking.....

  Remember that we deal with alcohol: cunning, baffling, powerful. Without help it is too much for us. But there is One who has all power; that one is God. May you find Him now.

  2025-04-18 15:57

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  Yoghurt

  Boogers.

  2025-04-12 19:53

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  Meme

  I see inmates.

  2025-04-12 09:12

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  wholesome

  I don't know about compliments but a girl called me fat once after I worked so hard to lose 50 lbs. I gave up exercise and dieting and began to drink heavily. Last year I ran into her, literally, I backed over her while leaving the liquor store. Karma? Maybe. At least now I have 20 years to sober up and devote my time to exercise and dieting again. F#ck her.

  2025-04-12 07:27

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  Colossal just dropped their patch notes for Jurassic Park

  You don't now anything John Snow.

  2025-04-08 18:04

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  How do I professionally say 'I do not care, never bring t...

  Due to my current workload I do not have the time or resources, now or at any time in the future, to dedicate to this issue.

  2025-03-21 15:48

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  Cursed vehicle

  The wedgie.

  2025-03-10 17:56

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  I think we all know

  To just shut the hell up for ten minutes.

  2025-03-10 17:39

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  Cereal ads

  But what about second breakfast?

  2025-02-12 09:58

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  Hi

  May I be excused?

  2025-02-11 08:04

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  IN THIS HOUSE

  ...and Epstein didn't kill himself.

  2025-01-31 22:13

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  You’re safe

  I'll bet he's got buckets full of sardines and a mystical lute to play by the fireplace.

  2025-01-23 08:43

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  Feels bad man

  What ree-tard downvoted you? That number is ridiculous to look at for those of us in the civilized world.

  2025-01-05 06:42

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  Christmas spirit

  The one on the left looks like he might be hiding a ring from Gandalf.

  2024-12-31 11:12

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  Give him a name!

  Jacolbyjack Velveetabreaux

  2024-12-31 00:07

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  WWW

  Just like on cop shows or doctor shows when they say, "He's got a G.S.W. and lost a lot of blood."

  2024-12-27 21:56

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  The original chariot of fire.

  The bolts holding the bumper (or something) were too long and would penetrate the gas tank when hit from behind causing the fuel so gush out. And since everyone smoked cigarettes back then (even toddlers) people died.

  2024-12-15 12:06

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  The original chariot of fire.

  Back in my day...

  2024-12-15 12:02

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  No title

  At first i was like, "What is he drawing?" Then I was like ooooohhhh.

  2024-12-13 19:54

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  And an impact tool, cool.

  I saw a Funko Mini Figure of him in the store and the gun was missing. I hate woke-tard society.

  2024-12-12 22:35

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  The ostrich is not okay

  F#ck you ostrich! I'ma eat the rest o dis S#it.

  2024-12-12 14:52

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  ha gayyyyyy

  Nigerian accent: So, you are gay? Who is gay? You are gay.

  2024-12-07 00:02

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  And she looks much better as a witch than in real life

  She looks like a Ferengi in real life.

  2024-11-26 07:29

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  And I will answer

  Tell her, "I must answer the call for it is my duty. Do you wish to join me on this adventure? We will face unspeakable hardships and, yes, we may indeed die but if we survive... when we survive... the reward will be a free Middle Earth and tales of our exploits will be passed down for generations to come. If you wish to stay behind then let us make love now for if I fail there will be nothing left to live for." And hope she falls for it.

  2024-11-26 07:14

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  Bruh

  A doctor who is so shallow as to make a sign saying they are a Dr. and then take it to a juvenile protest in just a cunt.

  2024-11-21 20:55

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  Interesting

  His mouth was saying sweet, loving and romantic things but his brain was visualizing you naked.

  2024-11-20 22:36

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  Thanksgiving memes for everyone

  Thor: Mjölnir to m... never mind.

  2024-11-19 18:47

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  How are you feeling today?

  Five. I'm setting Nine's bird free. I'm smiling because there's not a damned thing she can do about it.

  2024-11-17 10:52

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  see you in the comments

  Yeah, that's what the cool teacher told me in high school.

  2024-11-16 18:29

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  Crying

  Sound like... VICTORY!

  2024-11-16 18:05

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  see you in the comments

  Dude! You bow to no one.

  2024-11-15 19:09

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  Sofa king isn't real

  Cocaine's a helluva drug.

  2024-11-14 06:26

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  lmao

  Just as the weeds are gathered and burned with fire, so will it be at the end of the age. The Son of Man will send his angels, and they will gather out of his kingdom all causes of sin and all law-breakers, and throw them into the fiery furnace. In that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.  Then the righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. He who has ears, let him hear.  Matt 13:40-43

  2024-11-14 06:14

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  As a dad I measure time passing in water heaters

  One appliance to keep air cold, one appliance to heat with, one appliance for H2O and in the attic hide them. In the Land of Suburbs where the payments rise.

  2024-11-13 19:53

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  Dr

  Oh! Snap! Sorry programmers.

  2024-11-13 00:40

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  Dr

  Remember kids, there are no genders just condescending snarky answers to simple questions from narcissistic c#nts. Now you know why there's an "ex" in her life.

  2024-11-12 09:01

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  Smort

  But he made bubbles like me in the bathtub. That's cool.

  2024-11-10 22:24

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  Smort

  I still don't get it.

  2024-11-10 19:28

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  Smort

  I don't get it. Sorry, please explain.

  2024-11-10 18:43

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  Cry Baby Cry

  No he's not a man he's a toddler having a tantrum like he did from 2016 to 2020. He had a four year long tantrum because he didn't get his way. Now he can have another 4 year long tantrum because 4#ck him. Trump won cry baby!

  2024-11-07 20:54

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  billy

  It looks like my mid-section when I sit down at the beach.

  2024-10-19 22:53

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  Cat you should take care of my kids please

  Tastes like chicken.

  2024-10-16 06:58

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  He used winter air with stain guard when he shoulda used ...

  While edging the curb along the side of the road the blade got hung up on some rebar.

  2024-10-15 19:23

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  Hiccup...

  Pffft... amateur's. So lame.

  2024-10-12 06:27

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  And they call MAGA a "cult".. ! Project much? Sorry fo...

  It's the Democrat governor of Michigan (standing with the bag of Doritos and wearing the ugly hat) and her paramour (on her knees being a ho) mocking the Christian communion.

  2024-10-12 06:17

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  It works

  The gate is not invisible dip wads!

  2024-08-30 22:27

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  5 years experence for a product that has only been out 4 ...

  Call OSHA and report them for not wearing PPE or having a traffic control plan in place.

  2024-08-18 07:52

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  Idk who needs this many latters

  Jamaican accent: Oonly 15 latters maan? When I work construction I carry 43 latters and I have 5 jobs maan.

  2024-08-17 22:32

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  Sounds like the same technique drug dealers use

  When I was growing up we were fed Flintstones vitamins. Now we're all drug addicts.

  2024-08-15 16:44

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  Engine oil

  Cars don't need the Covid vaccine.

  2024-08-15 16:24

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  not our problem

  Wait till the kill a few dogs. World opinion: Kill three young girls... meh. Kill three puppers... Begin the Crusades we must liberate Britannia!

  2024-08-15 16:14

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  Batman caped crusader meme

  We are tired of this $#it. Just stop already. We have two men competing for Olympic Gold in women's boxing because of this crap.

  2024-08-05 13:09

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  hahaha skinny little liberal dude

  Find a therapist and then get an attorney. She's probably already sleeping with both of hers.

  2024-08-05 13:04

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  1 august

  Your toenail clipping could be used as a boomerang.

  2024-08-01 01:29

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  A NEW CAR

  Park it in the garage and close the door to deny it oxygen.

  2024-07-30 09:56

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  What's the first thing you would do with a crane?

  Must be French he's stuffing the house with spinach.

  2024-07-24 07:15

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  Ayyyyyyyy

  Sharp Fonzie leg?

  2024-07-20 22:04

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  65 years ago at 3:18pm we landed on the moon

  Maff.

  2024-07-20 22:01

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  Think about it

  Me and my beloved thirty one years ago... in a galaxy far far away.

  2024-07-19 23:12

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  Horrible

  True story from my 12th grade English class. Teacher: "Who authored the Canterbury Tales?" Dumb Jock: Huh? What? Teacher: Who authored the Canterbury Tales? Dumb Jock: What? huh?? Teacher: THE DUDE WHAT WROTE THE BOOK!? Dumb Jock: Oh! Chaucer.

  2024-07-18 12:20

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  Gooood

  Sociopath?

  2024-07-16 13:20

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  Short hair vibes

  She got the "I need to speak to the manager" cut.

  2024-07-16 13:15

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  Yes

  The reason Feminists hate men is because all they know are the <1% mentioned here.

  2024-07-16 13:05

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  “They never teach you anything useful” You weren’t ...

  A republic with the 2nd Amendment is like 2 wolves and 1 well armed sheep trying to scrounge up enough change to order McDonalds because nobody can afford to eat out anymore.

  2024-07-13 08:46

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  Title

  That baby lookin' at him like, "yeah mamma he stupid!"

  2024-07-11 19:38

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  Freedom

  ATF heroes confiscate gun collection from senior citizen in hospice care. LGBTQRSTUV+ nurse was afraid of the inanimate objects and reported it to her/his/their gay buddies at the FBI. The valuable collection will be distributed among agents by rank.

  2024-07-11 19:21

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  Stray dog?

  Dude... NVM.

  2024-07-11 16:07

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  Doggy with horse

  I thought there was a dead goat next to the man.

  2024-07-10 23:52

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  Ni!

  I am Roger the Shrubber.

  2024-07-07 22:06

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  Crackerius

  TacoBellius

  2024-07-06 22:42

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  Gender reveal plan lost a wing

  I like how the camera goes from seeing the plane break apart to the people hugging. Like, "WOW! Look at that!... to "Oh well, they look happy."

  2024-07-04 14:10

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  Train flexibility

  What did the giant rubber band say to the face?

  2024-07-02 10:30

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  Soros Hire Part 2

  In Houston we know her as Dora the Explora.

  2024-06-30 09:42

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  Soros funded judge

  We call her Dora the Explorer.

  2024-06-29 19:35

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  Soros funded judge

  A "County Judge" in Texas is just a title - similar to the mayor of a city. She is just the executive officer of Harris County, TX. Her job is steal money, impose lockdowns and mismanage emergencies.

  2024-06-29 19:32

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  How dare you

  BE Quiet!

  2024-06-28 09:24

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  Drives a Mopar, I'm guessing a Creaseler LeBaron.

  Public transportation.

  2024-06-25 19:40

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  Utah Tumbleweeds

  Same problem in my area only with Walmart bags.

  2024-06-25 11:08

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  based grandmas

  Men returning from 3 days of fun: Why did all the girls kill each other?

  2024-06-24 13:50

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  Snitches get stitches

  He's all strung out on drugs.

  2024-06-19 08:54

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  Wholesome childhood

  Eee, eye, eee, eye, oh bitches!

  2024-06-18 10:34

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  The left can't grill either

  I can has cheeseburger?

  2024-06-18 01:35

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  Each single episode of the Acolyte cost double or a littl...

  GZ -1 was awesome! Great story of tragedy, guilt, revenge, hope, love, forgiveness and redemption. Plus GODZILLA!

  2024-06-17 11:23

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  looks like an SNL sketch

  He froze because he's terrified by his surroundings.

  2024-06-13 20:14

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  I'd pass

  It would be better if it had a 2 ft. drop when you step into the overhang. Heart stopping fun!

  2024-06-11 19:55

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  California Round Stingray

  Hence the descriptive name like electric eel, alligator gar, scorpion fish, goliath tigerfish, sea wasps, and one eyed slot fish.

  2024-06-11 19:51

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  Bit pointy at the top

  "My teeth aren't the only wood I'm known for."

  2024-06-11 19:29

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  I feel like I gain 10 kilograms by watching only

  Back in High School (1981-1985) A teacher from England was visiting to teach about Shakespeare or Socialism or lack of dental hygiene... IDK. Anyway... We asked him what was the biggest difference noticed most about the USA vs. UK. He said, "There is food everywhere, It's amazing how much food you have."

  2024-06-11 19:16

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  Science!

  Works for me 92.3% of the time. The other 7.7% of the time I get someone to do it for me.

  2024-06-11 18:51

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  Title

  Don't tell your mother

  2024-06-11 09:00

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  CBS host shocked

  A: The preservation of our way of life you brain-dead news reader!

  2024-06-11 08:36

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  I walk through mindfields, I watch your head rot

  Ow! ooo! AAAH! Ouch! Oh! Umpff! SSSST!

  2024-06-09 00:42

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  Biggus Dickus

  Or... Climbing the corporate ladder during "Pride Month".

  2024-06-05 07:21

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  Focus on yourself

  Circa 2024 colorized - Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. (Pro 16:18 KJV)

  2024-05-31 08:39

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  schizophrenic inmate

  9 18 27 36 45 the tetrahedron malefactor has been conformed, there is no time left for hypothetical equations. The incineration has been foretold. So sayeth the prophets.

  2024-05-31 08:31

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  London knife angel

  No. The police can't take our guns... yet.

  2024-05-31 08:21

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