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  meme

  I have to say that it's refreshing to encounter a Liberal that openly admits he's a flaming jackass bigot. Thanks, Alexboi: you've restored my faith in the moronic.

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  Shitpost

  Spoil sport.

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  Why is this

  I'm an anti-immigration xenophobe married to an immigrant Filipina pigmy. Oh, I'm also and anti-vaxer despite the three inoculations I've had so far this year.

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  first time was so nice, i had to do it twice

  Attention whore.

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  fellas, hear me out

  My love of food overrules my filthy mind. That's a good amount of ham for a packaged sandwich.

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  Legend

  Now, if you want to pick apart what Jesus said, I'll be happy too discuss it in a civil way, but few atheists can subdue their rage over Christianity (and only Christianity, hypocritically enough; somehow they never have anything bad to say right to a Muslim's face) long enough to participate in civil discourse.

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  Legend

  I don't recall any stories of God having physical copulation with any human. Where are you getting your info from? And I guess I'll have to explain again. Pay attention now: Some Christians (the non-loonies) believe the Old Testament is basically history, told by humans that were inspired by God, but still told by their hand, allowing human fallibility. The ONLY words in the Bible I take seriously are the ones in red, and they're all in the New Testament.

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  RIP, Joe

  The pick is random, but I think he said it while VP. Too lazy to confirm authenticity. Just thought it was funny.

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  POV: trying to find your glasses without your glasses

  Or... when you're too lazy to take off your reading glasses cuz you'll need them soon and walk around like Steevie Wonder on Quaaludes.

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  Legend

  Well thanks for comparing me to old Abe, but God hasn't talked to me about Dodger scores let alone killing anyone. Has He been talking to you?

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  Typical Troll

  Th pfp is only when he's being a furry.

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  Legend

  Why would God tell me to do that? You're being ridiculous.

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  Your stupidity offends me

  Smurfs would take offense from that remark.

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  Typical Troll

  Give it up, Alexboi. That's you in the pic.

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  Physicists explaining water in space like it’s a plot t...

  When Zaphod speaks, people listen.

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  Shitpost

  Well, he knew what I meant at least.

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  Shitpost

  Your envy brings a smile to my face.

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  Joe & Jill Went Up The Hill

  Looks like Alexboi has another new account. Pretty sure he's a masochist because he sure seems to love abuse.

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  meme

  I'm racist next time. Any other requests?

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  Legend

  Not for people of faith.

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  Facts

  Certainly the Left is more publicly radical and openly violent. Right extremists are smart enough to keep a low profile.

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  Legend

  Not for people of faith.

  2025-05-19 19:12

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  wiping boogers on socialism

  I've heard the same words from people allowed to see < 1% of N. Korea and Cuba. Also, Vietnam is now communist by name only and isn't remotely socialist. Very bad example. Go ride your bike in Venezuela, or see how far you can go in N. Korea.

  2025-05-19 19:09

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  Shitpost

  So HBWT is responsible. And all this time I've been blaming whales and dolphins.

  2025-05-19 19:03

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  Shitpost

  Sorry that actual information hurt your feelings... not.

  2025-05-18 23:04

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  Shitpost

  Long before then, since the 60s I believe. It's illegal to smuggle them in, but there's no law on the books against possession or even sale of them. I looked it up. There's a cigar store three blocks from me that sells them... quietly, but legally.

  2025-05-18 22:57

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  dongs in a graph

  Don't show this to the Japanese or Koreans: they're already too full of themselves.

  2025-05-18 22:55

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  life of a mudslime will never change

  Repost but I love it.

  2025-05-18 22:53

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  still a car crash

  Only a braindead Lib would be stupid enough to pay good money to watch her giggle and say nothing.

  2025-05-18 22:53

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  the maths ain't mathing

  Commercial chicken eggs aren't even fertilized, so no life is wasted. Which means vegan feminists are even dumber than the meme suggests.

  2025-05-18 22:51

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  wiping boogers on socialism

  Obviously you've never visited a 3rd world country and experienced the slums firsthand. Be glad you live in a country where no one ever needs to go hungry, without food or without clothing--IF THEY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PUBLIC ASSISTANCE PROGRAMS THAT HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE FOR DECADES. The problem isn't that people are homeless or going hungry in America; the problem is they're too stupid to take the handouts readily available to them.

  2025-05-18 22:49

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  wiping boogers on socialism

  Yes, the slums of the Philippines look like that, but they don't represent the majority. India isn't Socialist either and has many slums. The difference is THEY AREN'T HIDDEN FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD like the slums of communist countries.

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  wiping boogers on socialism

  Ever notice that wannabe Commies completely ignore how Google Maps shows only extremely limited images from Communist countries and never allows you to travel the roadways freely?

  2025-05-18 22:42

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  dongs in a seinfeld

  Funniest sitcom of all time. Most people with an actual sense of humor not tainted by extreme bigotry know this. Hell, the show made fun of Jews more than ANYONE.

  2025-05-18 22:39

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  dongs in a seinfeld

  Most of Seinfeld didn't use laugh tracks.

  2025-05-18 22:37

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  dongs in a seinfeld

  Well I thought it was funny.

  2025-05-18 22:37

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  Realistic

  Smith was a speed demon.

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  Realistic

  With a headwind like that, the ship would be going backward.

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  The dino-killer asteroid had more than enough energy to g...

  They'd be tiny fragments... but yeah.

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  shitpost

  I guess y'all never saw Woody Allen's "Sleeper." Silly, stupid, moronic, pointless... You'd love it.

  2025-05-18 22:25

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  The most dangerous game

  My doctor told me I have "Terminal Insomnia." I'm not sure what that means, but I'm not wild about that "terminal" part.

  2025-05-18 22:23

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  Ever felt a weird chill? Woke up at 3:30 am? Heard someon...

  Not since my 30s. When you get old, you have too many real things to worry about than things that go bump in the night.

  2025-05-18 22:17

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  Bruh

  She CHOSE to look like that. Spooky.

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  Legend

  Don't know him, but he's earned my respect. Family first. Well... second (the Big Guy always comes first).

  2025-05-18 22:14

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  Facts

  He's not wrong. Extremism is swelling rapidly on both sides of the fence. It's gotta go critical before long. That's part of why we're moving to the P.I. I'm too old and fat to fight a war. Besides, with my luck and klutziness, I've always known that if I ever went into combat I'd be the first to get his head blown off.

  2025-05-18 22:13

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  Facts

  Remember when I mentioned that there are a lot of honest to God fascists on this site along with the loonie Lefties? Looks like these groups account for about 1/3 of Memedroiders.

  2025-05-18 22:08

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  he knows

  The 64 year-old me is mumbling, "is this really necessary? How childish," while my dominant self (terminally 16) can't stop giggling.

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  yeah

  People who can't cook should show picture of puppies or something--anything other than their disasters. I was just about to have dinner when I saw this.

  2025-05-18 22:01

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  antifa noises intensify

  How does it feel to have the foot on the other shoe, Libs?

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  thanks, i hate it

  What exactly are we wiping boogers on here?

  2025-05-18 21:56

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  media = retards

  1) That makes no sense. 2) Typesets and fonts can be changed. 3) This is an Associated Press article. If THEY can't get it right, how can we expect accuracy from anyone?

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  media = retards

  He'd need two gloves on the mound to avoid delaying the game, and I'm pretty sure one lying on the mound would be interference. Then again, there's no rule saying he HAS to wear a glove at all, but ouch.

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  media = retards

  

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  media = retards

  What would have been tragic not long ago is that this was an AP article. Virtually every paper and newsroom on Earth relies on AP. Apparently, AP is paying off bias-research websites to still list them as Center, when that hasn't been true at least since Covid began.

  2025-05-18 15:55

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  I figured out ai guys

  Don't listen to the naysayers; noogy that crown off the MF's head.

  2025-05-18 15:48

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  Hillary Clinton sent you a suicide request - Confirm/Dele...

  Mine or hers?

  2025-05-18 15:35

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  I'd fold after 6 hours

  What scares me is that OP would fold after 6 hours. That's one butt-fucking crazy obsession, dude.

  2025-05-18 15:34

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  Shitpost

  Yes, shut taste because I dumped them all when I wised up. 25 years of happy marriage (to a non-American woman) was my reward.

  2025-05-18 11:10

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  Shitpost

  It's a joke, but I'm not surprised that trolls didn't get it.

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  My protest will be heard!

  Man that looks good, but I can't drive 3 states away just for a burger. How are the fries?

  2025-05-17 21:43

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  My protest will be heard!

  Time to start a business?

  2025-05-17 21:41

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  My protest will be heard!

  That's why Carl's Jr. Superstar (special order so it's fresh) is one of my favs. It looks like a mini pizza from above.

  2025-05-17 21:40

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  Shitpost

  Hits a little close to the mark, Evie?

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  ooof

  Actually I found it in a few sources. If it's a hoax, many media types are falling for it. And it happened in the UK, making it INCREDIBLY believable.

  2025-05-17 21:30

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  mine … didn’t steal … definitely not a repost

  That means the post of this I saw yesterday came from the future... Or I was briefly sent to the future... Oh man, I'm having the biggest flashback of my life!

  2025-05-17 17:01

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  Shitpost

  Sure I can. Just watch me. "Fuck you, China, you polluting bastards!" See? It's easy.

  2025-05-17 10:34

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  Tuna Kunt

  She has a healthy attitude despite the obvious lifelong hatred from her parents.

  2025-05-16 23:19

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  hahahahaha

  

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  Shitpost

  Spooky things, but GREAT swords.

  2025-05-16 13:40

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  Repost

  Didn't even get halfway through it.

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  RUN!

  They probably use multiple GoPros; they're easy to miss.

  2025-05-16 10:27

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  Shitpost

  Been there. Almost as nasty as this asshole.

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  Shitpost

  I have a tendency of doing the opposite of what's asked of me, especially when it's a bigot making the request. Lots more blacks to come.

  2025-05-16 10:21

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  meme

  Selecting his dinner entre?

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  Bridgekeeper said ask me anything... then folded instantly

  I was 14 and saw it on its debut. I didn't get any of it until I watched it again in my 20s. I wasn't much of a history buff.

  2025-05-15 14:23

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  why tho

  Scholars have wondered about this for centuries. I believe both Ben Franklin and Leonardo DaVinci wrote papers on the matter. Oh, and Plato, too.

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  boomers

  Boomers did this? As a boomer myself, I have to say that I missed out on this completely, even in LA. I remember this becoming popular in the 90s, and even then it was rare in LA... and it wasn't Boomers wearing them.

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  He protected pervert priests, but at least he isn't compl...

  I don't know what gave you the idea that I "hate trans people." I live in Hollywood for Christ's sake. I've hung with trannies, I've partied with trannies--and every one of them KNEW THEY WERE MEN. Delusion is mental illness, and too many trannies actually believe they're the opposite sex and are pushing that fantasy on preschool kids. If you find nothing wrong with that, maybe it's you that has the problem.

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  meme

  That's exactly why I'm here. I'm just tired of juvenile remarks coming from people old enough to do better than act like children. Maybe you're still in high school and can be excused, but I suspect you're older, maybe as much as 40, and that's old enough to start acting mature. I know: mature is supposed to be "boring," but it's Liberals that say that.

  2025-05-14 23:24

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  Optical Effects Change The Apparent Size And Position Of ...

  One of my smartest friends was a flat-earther. He insisted that the hundreds (thousands?) that have been to space all lied about the experience. I stopped hanging with him when he got even weirder. I think he's weaving baskets somewhere now.

  2025-05-14 19:37

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  Summa time

  I won't drink Pabst since they dropped the Blatz label (is that the best name for a beer or what?), but I'll buy a thrill. Jeff the Skunk; good stuff.

  2025-05-14 19:33

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  People who skip pizza crust deserve jail time

  You go ahead and pretend that you enjoy eating nothing but cooked dough. I prefer flavor with my food.

  2025-05-14 19:29

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  Dude missing 90% of his brain but still more functional t...

  This was GENERATIONS ago! I learned about this in college--in the mid-80s. The guy was a bit dim, but had a job, a wife and lived a happy, normal life. Makes you wonder about tiny brains in animals and how smart they're getting, huh?

  2025-05-14 19:24

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  She already booked the breakup for June

  Preface this with "American women." Probably applies to nearly all European women, too, but Asian women are WAY different in a very good way.

  2025-05-14 19:21

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  Zuck doing side quests with a 60-ton carbon footprint

  Isn't that how Gore "earned" a quarter billion bucks?

  2025-05-14 19:19

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  Zuck doing side quests with a 60-ton carbon footprint

  How do I achieve a 100 ton footprint? I'm leaving California for good in a month and would like to dump big on this shitty state before going.

  2025-05-14 19:19

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  Oxygen be like: I’ll kill you... just super slowly

  But it's true: Oxygen is every bit as deadly as CO2 is. It's also as deadly as secondhand smoke, as Cap'n Crunch, water and over-sized condoms.

  2025-05-14 19:15

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  Ghostrunner but make it Slavic martial arts core

  Gimme that black guy from Police Academy any day.

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  Me passing any lake like hold up... I gotta fish that

  When I lived in Northern Ca., My fishing gear never left the car unless I was fishing or cleaning it.

  2025-05-14 18:54

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  Oh well

  Please stop tagging your memes "funny." That's accurate a lot of the time with your posts, but when it isn't it's just pathetic. Let the viewers decide.

  2025-05-14 18:53

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  Bridgekeeper said ask me anything... then folded instantly

  That explains this lame meme. I guess we should prepare for the whole movie to be shown in ten second snippets over the next few weeks.

  2025-05-14 18:50

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  Bridgekeeper said ask me anything... then folded instantly

  Am I the only one that's seen this flick before yesterday?

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  When dropbears attack and the Aussie military's like yeah...

  Is the Aussie military qualified to do anything else these days?

  2025-05-14 18:47

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  Saying you’re vegetarian when someone hands you a baby ...

  Seen it before. Still...

  2025-05-14 18:44

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  Scrolling through the camera roll like it’s a time trav...

  This meme is the hard copy of the 70s Kodak ad "Times of Your Life." Paul Anka sang it. It's a pretty good song when you want to be melancholy.

  2025-05-14 18:43

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  Pittsburgh out here committing pizza crimes

  That + Microwave = better meal

  2025-05-14 18:38

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  Pittsburgh out here committing pizza crimes

  I checked. In most places, you can request it served in a sane fashion. But frankly, I can't think of a single fathomable reason to visit Pittsburgh, so who the hell cares?

  2025-05-14 18:37

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  Is this cottagecore or just chaotic energy in a cabin

  Same sentiment as Tupac. What a proud distinction.

  2025-05-14 18:32

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  Barber gave him 360° hater vision

  Give me the Ned Flanders. "But you don't have the right"--No, on the back.

  2025-05-14 18:31

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