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  For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost

  I thought this was memedroid, not Christdroid.

  2024-04-17 03:07

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  Great awakening.

  The government, SHOULD look out for their electorate, so they can get voted back in. But if they get voted back in anyway, why would they care.

  2024-04-15 23:08

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  Fish watching the solar eclipse but with protection

  Am I missing something? Do fish like eclipses?

  2024-04-11 06:53

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  CERN meme

  I already have a portal to hell. Its called my ex-wifes' front door.

  2024-04-09 09:34

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  Dogs are smart

  I understand different barks for my puppies. Sometimes its a scary bark, which means "mailman". If its a nice bark, it means "friends".

  2024-04-07 18:14

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  Looking at my girlfriend's mustache

  No, the very small and fine hairs.

  2024-04-03 09:02

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  I don't recall ever seeing this sport until today

  I love bowls. My grandparents used to play multiple times a week.

  2024-03-26 08:12

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  Australian spiders meme

  The spiders aren't that big haha. The biggest I've seen was the size of a dinner plate.

  2024-03-26 08:05

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  Go get 'em and do Nuremberg Trials for treason

  Thats the entire point of the fraud trial.

  2024-03-24 01:57

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  The real mvp

  I'm always that person. I have no issues doing it either. I'm just like "Smell ya later, nerds."

  2024-02-15 02:09

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  Hooke was to Newton as Edison was to Tesla

  Damn, boomers have hated the youth since the beginning of time.

  2024-02-10 20:27

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  such a great service

  For those that don't understand, this is an Australia version of Home Depot called Bunnings. The staff are always knowledgeable. Plus you can grab a sausage on bread.

  2024-02-07 05:52

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  A campaign to prevent the next pandemic

  Should be Fauci. He is one who moved gain of function research (illegal in USA) to China so it could continue.

  2024-02-02 20:59

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  wolves are close

  People are afraid of animals in Australia, but we don't have wolves here and I'm so thankful. They terrify me.

  2024-02-01 07:55

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  Lamar Jackson is the Joel Embiid of NFL Qbs

  His face is so symmetrical.

  2024-01-29 07:52

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  What a name

  In Australia, "Dead Horse" is slang for Worcestershire sauce.

  2024-01-27 19:58

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  Reality

  Theres a decent chance that this is a troll post. Its just too cringe to be real.

  2024-01-25 00:19

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  Hating laptop gaming

  Gaming gpus have become so expensive in my country, yet the gaming laptops with gaming gpus haven't increased in price, so its more cost effective.

  2024-01-17 16:26

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  Elder SCROOLS 6

  Metroid Prime fans have been waiting 16 years for prime 4. Why games take so long?

  2023-12-07 07:53

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  Who is extremely mental? The eyes have it!

  All democrats? Pretty sure both parties are just as insane as each other.

  2023-12-06 03:03

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  I am now not moving to Australia

  Yep, spring is when the eggs hatch, but they're not very big until the summer. Usually have 2 or 3 in my room during summer, just chillin.

  2023-11-18 09:29

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  oof

  Not everyone can enjoy such fine cuisine. It's an acquired taste.

  2023-11-13 00:18

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  "There's something so inexplicably satisfying about anima...

  Kyoto. I've been to tokyo, mt fuji and Osaka, but Kyoto is my favourite.

  2023-11-13 00:16

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  "There's something so inexplicably satisfying about anima...

  I am currently in Japan. This is simply what Japanese food looks like. So perfect, and tasty.

  2023-11-12 20:13

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  Yes meme

  Thank you sir.

  2023-11-09 21:59

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  fma

  A sick fuck transmutes his daughter and dog into a human/animal hybrid to keep his government funding.

  2023-11-09 04:12

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  Yes meme

  Its called Yes, by Roundabout.

  2023-11-09 03:55

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  Title

  Modern problems require modern solutions.

  2023-11-06 20:46

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  Funny how we went 4 years with no new wars, now we're sen...

  Trump pulled out of the Iran deal, which means Iran has started stockpiling nukes. Not a Biden supporter, but both Trump and Biden will lead us to WW3.

  2023-11-03 10:34

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  Intervened

  Melee

  2023-10-13 09:12

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  Hydrogen energy car

  The big oil companies don't want it to be affordable, so it won't be affordable. It could have been done 25 years ago

  2023-09-29 03:21

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  Movie = film. You're welcome

  Rocket: "Can I come?" Lyla: "Yes. But not yet" such a good scene

  2023-09-14 03:22

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  favorite?

  CW is majorly slept on. Hidden gem in the DS library for sure.

  2023-09-09 09:23

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  McFrozen

  One of the most powerful people on the planet.

  2023-09-03 08:46

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  Christus Vincit. Christus Regnat. Christus Imperat.

  This is super cringe. If you're religious and if that helps you, great. But just be mindful others may not share your faith, and that you are not better, nor are you worse than those who live secularly.

  2023-08-15 03:13

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  What do you think

  Totally agree. Teachers have to deal with so much BS from the kids. Maybe if they get paid more, they'll have more incentive to help the kids.

  2023-08-09 03:06

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  Talented kids

  Yeah, I must be a genius. Thats why I'm a deadbeat drug addict.

  2023-08-02 03:06

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  Title

  Fresh memes, hot outta the oven.

  2023-06-16 05:07

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  Trump 2024

  Its not money laundering. The fed just adds a few zeros to the bank account.

  2023-06-12 08:35

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  Ob3y

  "Nooooooo, stop supporting your LGBT friends with colorful rainbow art, I don't like it"

  2023-06-03 09:23

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  ayooo

  *blip blip* Toriyah.

  2023-05-07 00:57

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  Leave the fucking children alone

  I agree. When is the Catholic church going to go away?

  2023-04-22 18:39

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  Ah yes, the 90s

  You just gotta knock his glasses off. He can't see without his glasses.

  2023-03-09 08:04

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  t

  You want to remove the government and let the corporations control the world. But the corporations control the government already. Your tax dollars are funding wars, private prisons, and occasionally something useful. Time for a complete upheaval.

  2023-03-04 17:56

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  Fuck Facistbook

  My aunt says that there are aliens in the vaccine. Still waiting for that one to come true.

  2023-03-04 17:48

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  Rage

  Yesterday I had a senior engineer call me up on zoom, to help him install some basic software. The funny thing is, I'm not even IT. But because I have basic PC skills.

  2023-02-10 19:55

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  Haha

  Can you please adjust the formatting so its easier to read.

  2023-02-08 01:38

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  Repost

  Isn't that a foldable phone? So there would be an opposite side.

  2023-02-02 18:10

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  AOC rap

  Where has this energy been the whole time?

  2023-02-02 18:06

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  Taxation is haram

  My 3 year old said, "but father, the proletariat must learn to accept that the bourgeois deserve more as they are of higher class". So proud.

  2023-02-02 08:08

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  Average day in Australia

  Starship Troopers

  2023-02-01 07:38

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  one of the first gigachads

  "Capitalist dystopia forces son to spend his earnings on life saving surgery for his father." There, I fixed the headline.

  2023-01-31 21:08

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  Gaming kills

  Start feeding the enemy adc. He should end with a penta kill by 20 mins.

  2023-01-27 22:40

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  Orange cat meme... the great Puss in Boots 2 movie

  Because its contrarian, and people feel smart for noticing that the script isn't very deep. But thats not really the point of the film.

  2023-01-27 18:46

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  No means no

  Money well spent.

  2023-01-26 08:08

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  Not wrong

  JK Rowling has been attacked by right and left wingers. She must be somewhat reasonable

  2023-01-20 05:07

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  Trump

  Trump speaks the truth when he likes it. He'll bury the truth under a pile of lies if he doesn't like it.

  2023-01-20 05:01

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  It's green and smells like success

  Its almost as though the thing that kills people is the virus, and not the medication. Hooda thunkit.

  2023-01-06 18:51

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  back in the days

  Pretty sure that brain aneurysms, heart attacks and strokes all existed before vaccines. Nice try, anti vaxxer

  2023-01-06 02:56

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  Make Memedroid Memedroid again

  Umm no sweety. I've been here since the beginning and political memes used to get you a paddling. Nowadays, braindead facebook political memes seem to earn you plenty of me gustas.

  2023-01-02 16:55

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  Christmas meme

  The grinch hated how the Whos commercialised christmas. After he stole christmas, and realised the whos were still singing, he realised it wasn't the whos whe were wrong, but he himself.

  2022-12-23 18:43

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  Trumps selling NFT’s

  Trumps been selling NFTs for a few years. For some reason, this latest batch cringe enough to make headlines

  2022-12-16 23:55

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  Insert

  I think the scene is real, but the car and splash are fake. The camera mans shadow doesn't appear on the car as it drives past.

  2022-11-03 18:05

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  Title

  I went to university and studied engineering. There was no "approved" list of sources. Everything was open for discussion and I had a really nice time.

  2022-11-02 18:46

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  Surprise surprise

  What a wholesome comment. This makes me happy. Thank you sir.

  2022-10-25 18:58

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  minecraft

  Yes, a very normal minecraft experience.

  2022-10-22 11:10

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  Hydroelectric

  Not at the moment. But, they are planning to add more support for home consoles in 2023.

  2022-10-16 08:36

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  Burning van

  We're viewing this in Burqa mode.

  2022-10-03 09:06

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  This explains a lot.

  What about the dwarf called Doc? What mood/feeling does that represent?

  2022-09-28 06:19

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  Canada

  Perhaps. I don't think she will succeed though. It seems a lot of people even on the left aren't supporting her choice of bust size.

  2022-09-24 00:02

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  Canada

  This is obviously a lawsuit bait. The teacher is hoping to get fired, then will sue the school for discrimination.

  2022-09-23 23:41

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  I made that

  That its an impressive model. What rendering software did you use?

  2022-09-22 21:12

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  Fun facts with joe

  This is true, my friend used to have a few pet birdeaters. He would let them roam the house but they'd usually just chill under the bed. They were more active at night, you could hear them run down the hallway, chasing mice.

  2022-09-16 09:36

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  Programmers vs Users

  Whilst the users can be braindead mongeloids, it is important for a programmer to make their software as idiot proof as possible.

  2022-09-09 01:07

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  Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

  Nooooo, thats against the rules.

  2022-08-14 20:02

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  I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING BE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT T...

  With respect to Poles cracking Enigma before Turing, that is true. However, Turing was able to create a "computer" that could crack the code on its own, laying the foundation for modern computing. That is why he is celebrated as a true genius.

  2022-08-13 06:29

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  AN MRI scan of you rubbing your eyeballs

  But that shit feels heavenly though. Rub that vegas nerve, feel my heart rate decrease.

  2022-08-01 18:07

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  She

  Cumming after jerking off. Cumming during sex.

  2022-07-22 21:33

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  Cool welding

  1. Cause its just cheaper to use a welding torch. 2. Good question. My guess is that it won't do anything.

  2022-07-20 04:34

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  Thats not Ray Charles! Its James Earl Jones

  2022-07-19 05:07

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  mind control

  There are some climate change alarmists, but I think most people who are concerned about climate change simply want to see the ball start rolling towards a more sustainable future. Not everything can change overnight, but we can start taking baby steps

  2022-07-16 20:47

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  Discord mod

  No, shutup mum, modding discord servers and subreddits is a REAL job!!!

  2022-07-04 19:34

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  Xenomorph

  I think a really strong female character is Katara from the last airbender (tv series). Unlike Cpt Marvel or Rey, Kataras arc makes sense as a female character, given her unique insight to the cycle of war from the perspective of a daughter/sister.

  2022-06-30 07:17

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  Not mine still funny

  Thanks, ill be sure give it a watch.

  2022-06-27 08:47

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  Not mine still funny

  Yeah, I heard it was just woke nonsense but its actually kinda cool. I think the target demo is teenage girls (no surprises there) but I still found it to be fun.

  2022-06-27 01:08

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  Kys

  You ok, OP? Stay strong fellow king.

  2022-06-21 08:20

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  Just go get cigarettes

  "Rocks up" means to show up unannounced, with a casual demeanor.

  2022-06-19 18:58

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  Force ghost ball lightning

  If its fake, whoever did the effect is really clever. It looks real to me.

  2022-06-18 17:15

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  Great idea!

  Theres a video of some bloke driving his ute on a brand new cycling path, yelling out the window to a bunch of cyclists who are taking up the whole road. He is my hero.

  2022-06-12 19:41

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  Men

  I'm seeing a lot of lonely bros in the comments. Stay strong kings and keep working on yourself. Your queen is out there.

  2022-06-05 06:49

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  That ought to do

  As an Australian, I love watching dumb Americans try to justify your stupid gun "laws" everytime there's a school shooting. Downvote me, it only fuels my confidence that you're all retarded.

  2022-05-27 05:32

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  Coat :)

  The mark of a true professional is doing something difficult, and making it look easy. True king.

  2022-05-24 20:40

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  stocks are down everywhere else

  You know theres literally zero difference on a cellular level between vax and nonvax sperm. Its impossible to prove unless you dna test the sperm and compare to health records of the man. I know its satire, but just giving the facts.

  2022-05-23 17:46

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  Dangerous but still cute

  Dingos are very shy, its unlikely you'll ever see a wild dingo unless you live in rural Australia for many years.

  2022-05-22 00:35

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  "You Know What? I'm Gonna Start Buying Even Harder!" -Mi...

  I saw on the news that crypto took a massive dive, so I checked my portfolio and it was only a 30% drop. Thats a regular Tuesday for a crypto invester.

  2022-05-17 08:44

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  borrowed meme

  Australian here asking a serious question. Why do people keep voting for republicans or democrats? If everyone voted 3rd party, at least dems/repubs would need to try harder to win your vote?

  2022-05-16 00:15

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  Slaves

  Theres visible proof that in the early 20th century, the constituents of dems and republicans starting preferring the opposite party. The partys leaned into this change and thats how we have the partys today. It only took a few election cycles.

  2022-05-09 23:12

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  Never submissive

  Unless you like being a sub. Focus on you own pleasure, fellow kings.

  2022-05-09 15:50

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  What a problem...

  Your son likes tractors because tractors are cool. Rev up them engines boys, we've fields to harvest.

  2022-05-09 08:03

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  Alvin and the crispmunks

  Anyone who disses fairy bread is getting a paddling.

  2022-04-19 01:45

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