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  then you for your service

  Well you see, the problem is, every time I fuck your mom, I bang my head on the handle over the back door of her car, and it is starting to take its toll

  2022-07-16 11:38

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  then you for your service

  The chief of police was a donor to Beto The Gun Grabber... he sacrificed those kids for political power

  2022-07-15 23:41

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  Nobody should be forced to donate their entire body again...

  Viagra is a heart medication with a marketable side effect

  2022-07-06 20:11

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  I'm Canadian!

  True... who needs Canadians?

  2022-06-29 07:35

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  How in a hell?

  I guess because it means I wake up in my bed, in my house, and go to my car to work... instead of waking up under a bridge to push a shopping cart of garbage around asking people for money all day

  2022-06-28 06:09

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  We are defending our country

  Its been a while.... almost like countries are scared to invade a country defended by such a military, and millions of armed citizens.

  2022-06-20 07:51

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  We are defending our country

  I was getting sadder and sadder about Pearl Harbor as I scrolled

  2022-06-20 07:50

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  Gif is my favorite. Crunchy of course

  Last I knew, Walmarts brand was made by Peter Pan

  2022-06-19 02:58

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  No...

  White cat was pooping in the bottom video Elvis style

  2022-06-07 22:15

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  Equality - Equity - Justice

  Why are these examples always about getting free things?

  2022-05-11 09:30

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  Healthcare

  Insurances pay it, so they ask for it... kinda like government contractors... oh youll pay $45 for this hammer? You need 10

  2022-05-11 09:22

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  Who is he hurting?

  Good grief, how much time do you have, that list could take a while

  2022-05-07 19:41

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  This 100 percent

  My greatest loss to covid was my mom and brother... then the whole respect thing

  2022-05-06 17:27

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  Evilution

  Theyre looking like that because they never saw someone smoke that much crack at one time and are waiting to see if your heart explodes

  2022-05-06 07:55

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  How do people believe/follow Putin?

  The guy was a guard in those camps, he was a Nazi living in the Ukraine

  2022-03-23 00:53

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  Yeah, I know this is Reddit but this is hilarious.

  And just like that, he forgot how to kick and punch and say "HIIIII-YAAAAAAA!"

  2022-03-01 14:42

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  Back when the weak didn't survive

  And now we have warning labels to not use electric blow dryers in the shower

  2022-02-24 20:18

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  it actually works every time

  Im sitting at the post office parking lot laughing like a maniac because of this... im sure I'm about to be on a watch list

  2022-02-23 17:52

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  Next week its law enforcement

  Looks like someones scared of people thinking for themselves...better mock them

  2022-02-23 10:46

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  America for the win

  Somewhere there are oppressed people, who dispite having money for, and the ability to have food... are denied the right to food and starve to death. That would be the only example of there being there not being a right to food

  2022-02-22 18:05

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  What happens when you put Greens in charge

  All we gotta do is put meth heads on treadmills and dangle some copper in front of them... energy crisis averted

  2022-02-21 20:55

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  Meme

  Its because we come from a generation of responsibility... now if you expect people to be responsible you're whatever word they want to call you for being an oppressor.

  2022-02-19 21:39

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  Wreck It Ralph IRL

  Jeff Dabe is super cool. His wife has said she is very happy he has no interest in fisting

  2022-02-19 08:22

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  old ppl r queers

  Yeah he lives like 20 minutes from town. Saved a lot of money that way... You know... life and spending choices

  2017-02-19 21:49

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  old ppl r queers

  He has 2 and a stay at home mom for a wife

  2017-02-19 15:04

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  old ppl r queers

  Youre making poor spending choices... my coworker makes $16 per hour and has two homes paid for and hes 32 years old... he was making $12 per hour when he got his first mortgage at the age of 19. $2 per hour is that big of a difference?

  2017-02-19 14:35

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  old ppl r queers

  Can still be done

  2017-02-19 12:13

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  Cut the shit Eric

  Ha! Thats where I live!

  2017-02-15 20:38

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  Last reposted in 2014

  Considering theres about 9,000,000 species of animals... 450 hardly seems "natural"

  2017-02-14 01:13

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  Top kek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  That was better as the song "I'm My Own Grandpa" by Lonzo and Oscar 70 years ago

  2017-02-13 03:39

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  college I hate it

  I have discovered that I am a super-genius by going to college. I work full time, I am a full time single parent, i get straight A's, and I don't suffer from any of the struggles college kids complain about. I must be doing it wrong

  2017-02-12 09:53

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  ....

  Whites are still 4 to 6 times more likely to be killed by cops than blacks... you should go with facts instead of propaganda

  2017-02-11 10:13

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  ....

  Maybe offended... but arent rioting, attacking innocent people, and calling for the deconstruction of a govenment over them

  2017-02-10 21:42

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  gasp* tis stolen!

  Hey! That's mine! Awesome!!!

  2017-02-10 21:04

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  50.cal

  Not-very-slim Shady

  2017-02-09 22:30

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  I demand to be serviced

  McDonalds was never meant to be a career... a 15 year burger flipper saying "its so hard to raise a family on my wage" deserves to be looked down on. And yes... if you werent there a high school kid would be doing your job. Just as that field was designed

  2017-02-08 21:43

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  Basically all of Memedroid misuses it

  Man I wish I was autistic... then i could draw and paint

  2017-02-08 00:48

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  What a hoser...

  There isna direct link between the fact that pharmaceuticals in the US are expensive and that 8-10 TIMES the medical advances are made in the US over the next country. You HAVE TO FUND THE RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT!!!

  2017-01-24 02:29

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  Police

  I grew up poor and in the ghettos of New Jersey and never committed any crimes... i must have been classing wrong?

  2017-01-21 11:57

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  Police

  Uncle Phil is black and not scared of the cop. So is it a race issue or a thug issue?

  2017-01-21 00:23

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  Nice wallpaper

  As much as i hate this meme... this is genius

  2017-01-20 00:29

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  kidz these days..

  Theyre homeless and living in the woods

  2017-01-19 19:59

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  So Whats your pronoun?

  I dont often advocate for genocides, buuuuut....

  2017-01-18 19:54

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  Well look at that

  What a crock of shit lying ass meme... how do we have enough idiot moderators to let this pass?

  2017-01-17 03:53

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  Simply boycott the sea world and they will change

  Liberals killing more jobs!

  2017-01-15 23:33

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  feel the bern

  I cant wait in 10 years when Bernie supporters grow up and look back amazed that they thought that idiot was worth a shit

  2017-01-14 23:46

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  Go Joe ;-;

  The administration started with President Obama getting a Nobel Peace Prize for campaign promises... rendering the award a joke. So this is the ultimate fitting end to the administration

  2017-01-12 23:37

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  Snow is evil

  Where i went to school in New Jersey, the school was built in 1932 and had no air conditioning.... class rooms of 20-25 kids with no a/c in 90 degree weather becomes a stagnant 100+ rather easily

  2017-01-08 14:44

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  Pizza and exit wounds

  Hmmmmm

  2017-01-06 21:28

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  No Mercy

  FAKE!! There's no criminals in Chicago

  2017-01-06 00:51

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  BREXIT

  Im guessing that since UK was an independant nation for centuries and the backbone of the EU ... that the guy standing up is like Captain Sully, or Chuck Yeager, or the worlds greatest pilot... and the current pilots are hijackers

  2017-01-03 22:32

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  I w a t c h e d t h i s. . . I t p l e a s e d m e

  2016-12-27 16:20

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  I watched this... it pleased me

  2016-12-27 15:48

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  Any hockey fans?

  Fake... Penguins fams are all unemployed pedophiles living in their moms basement..... none of them have bosses

  2016-12-20 08:41

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  Jeep also dont mind the double upload

  I own a Jeep. Worst.... mistake.... ever

  2016-12-14 01:15

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  Deep

  So you have 4 siblings? But it was not having this one specific one that made you depressed and introverted? Had you never been told of the miscarriage, do you think you would still be depressed and introverted?

  2016-12-12 02:02

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  Deep

  Poo

  2016-12-12 02:00

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  Deep

  Face it... that miscarriage could be the only reason you're alive

  2016-12-12 00:56

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  Deep

  Its not about love... its about how a lot of people dont plan for 2 kids in a year. My parents always wanted 2 kids... my brother was born in 70... they miscarried in 73 and i was born in 75.. my moms tubes were tied after i was born.

  2016-12-12 00:55

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  Deep

  Either that or your parents would have been like "nah... we dont need another kid this soon... lets use a rubber" and you wouldnt be here

  2016-12-12 00:21

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  go birdyy

  Theyre a sect of Christianity that are odd as hell

  2016-12-11 10:55

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  Kik me so i can block you.

  That is such a feel good story

  2016-12-06 00:09

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  Sounds like solid maths to me.

  When my team got to a 5 point lead I would have them all stay at the goal and make it more embarrassing for the other team. "Stop the ball and kick it as far as you can and say 'go fetch, losers" just to infuriate SJW snowflake shitbags even more

  2016-12-05 11:43

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  .

  Oh lawd jaysus it IS stewart

  2016-12-05 08:47

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  who 'members? I 'member

  Was that a picture of a protest of him winning an election... or was that a protest for the second amendment when Obama was on one of his anti gun right tirades?

  2016-12-04 21:07

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  flying cars

  Im sure had nothing been done to the Taliban, Saddam, Al Quaeda or the rest of the terrorists in the area... and they could have grown on unimpeded... that there would be world peace by now

  2016-12-04 13:48

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  And we should feel bad because he cant vote?

  2016-11-30 16:29

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  What the meme forgets to mention with this "non-violent drug offender" is that he was facing 99 years in prison as a big time cocaine trafficker. How many lives has he permenantly destroyed? How many were murdered by the cartels he dealt with?

  2016-11-30 16:28

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  This guy made a choice to commit a felony. And should be happy that he only served a third of his sentence. He knows he would lose rights, but he thought it was worth the risk

  2016-11-30 16:19

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  But back to the point... we all know the punishment that comes with being a felon. And its easy to not become a felon. I love guns, and dont want to lose my gun rights, so i never commit felonies...

  2016-11-30 16:18

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Our demographics, population density, etc are all castly different to other nations and is always an unfair comparison in crime, punishment,economics, etc.

  2016-11-30 16:16

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  America has a culture where crime is celebrated. We have groups singing about murder and violence... our movies are way more violent, etc.

  2016-11-30 16:10

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Norway amd sweden dont need prisons like ours because they look at Canada like its a crime ridden ghetto...

  2016-11-30 16:09

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Japan doesnt need prisons like ours because they still kill themselves for bringing shame on their family...

  2016-11-30 16:08

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  And yes our prisons are designed for punishment more than everything else, because of our culture. Our culture os far different to that of any other region.

  2016-11-30 16:07

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  So trying to compare crime and punishment in Norway to America is cherry picking oranges to compare with apples.

  2016-11-30 16:05

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Hey lookie there... common ground... I'm a criminology/criminal justice major. So we should both know comparing the US to Norway is crazy in itself. Norway is the size of Montana with the population of Montana And Los Angeles...

  2016-11-30 16:04

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  How do you feel about sex offender registrations? I mean a child rapist served his time... why punish him more?

  2016-11-30 14:02

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Theres other lingering felony effects... a felony keeps you from owning a gun, another constitutional right... how do you feel about that?

  2016-11-30 14:01

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  You have a hard time dealing with acceptance of responsibility, dont you?

  2016-11-30 13:59

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  It is a good arguement... losing your voting rights have been punishment for felonies for a long time. Its nobody fault but your own if you become a felon... accept responsibility for your actions like an adult

  2016-11-30 12:16

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  why cant felons vote? whats the worse they can do?

  Good.. want to vote... dont be a fucking criminal... we live with our life choices forever... as we should

  2016-11-30 12:05

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  Still fun tho

  Planetside was so awesome... and could have stayed awesome. I dont get game developers

  2016-11-27 22:20

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  He Was An OG

  The butthurt is strong with this meme

  2016-11-26 11:50

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  who's excited for justice league?

  Every generation has endured that... this is the first one needing trigger warnings and safe spaces

  2016-11-20 08:40

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  Eggception

  I laughed hard enough over this that i questioned my own sanity

  2016-11-17 19:34

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  I am amazed anyone on here knows that song

  2016-11-16 21:37

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  2 chinz

  MC Donalds

  2016-11-16 09:07

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  Can I get 2 gs?

  Two farmers are talking and one says "Im getting out of farming, I'm gonna buy hammers downtown for $2 and sell them for $1" "How are you gonna survive doing that?" He is asked "It's still more profitable than farming" he said

  2016-11-14 00:14

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  just....

  Tells me she's senile to the point that she didnt know Hillary was a woman, and that she lost the election

  2016-11-10 01:31

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  Fuck trump.

  Yeah... i mean according to democrats saying that republicans are anti working class and anti poor

  2016-11-09 12:25

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  Fuck trump.

  So he won the working class and the poor? Shouldnt those have been democratic votes?

  2016-11-09 11:11

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  good pics

  How is this so poorly rated, $?!?!?

  2016-11-05 23:06

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  When your opponent is a high-class criminal, but you say ...

  fAT

  2016-11-02 19:08

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  America is fucked, I feel for you guys..

  The pen is laying as if its written by a left handed person... the gun is in her right hand... also points to murder

  2016-10-28 20:28

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  Champion of The Sun! \[T]/

  Gaslight Anthem

  2016-10-23 21:59

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  This is legitimately retarded

  I had someone tell me referring to someone as being HIV negative or not having aids as "clean" is insulting. Because its saying those with it are dirty. Sorry.. but if your bodily fluid can kill me "dirty" is a lot nicer than what you are.

  2016-10-17 19:45

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  The world must know

  Reportoftheweek is one of my favorite youtubers

  2016-10-13 20:46

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  lel

  And im aware of building sciences... i used to work for a structural/architectural engineering firm that dealt with the rebuilding/design of high rise condos after Hurricane Opal

  2016-10-10 15:04

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  lel

  It could be because of sky scrapers designs to collapse inward that the center of the building was already collapsing before we saw the outside collapse...and the air rushing from the inner collapse blew things out of the windows.

  2016-10-10 14:59

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