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  Chongchinq

  Downvoted this because it’s Chongqing, not Chongchinq.

  5h

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  Used right to stay silent, detectives ragequit

  Great meme, bad picture. That guy didn’t remain silent and got life for killing a girl because she rejected him.

  2025-07-09 12:51

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  Gotta admit, I want to try one.

  That first bottle had actual coke in it

  2025-07-05 22:06

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  Hope this is a repost

  I’m that uncle. My wife is that aunt for her family

  2025-07-05 22:05

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  Hope this is a repost

  Damn sounds like it’s about to go down

  2025-07-05 22:04

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  It is what it is as I panic inside

  Damn y’all we need help. Men have it bad

  2025-07-05 00:34

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  Me dodging old classmates at the store

  This year I’ve reached the ripe old age of 39, where I no longer remember the people I went to high school with

  2025-07-04 23:28

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  First date and you drop the nuclear energy debate

  If stupid hippy environmentalists didn’t get in the way, the US would be relying mostly on clean nuclear energy

  2025-07-04 23:24

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  Nobody asks your fav dino anymore bro

  O

  2025-07-04 23:19

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  Biggest lie: reduce sign ins they said

  Recalling an email in Microsoft Outlook

  2025-07-04 23:06

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  No 4th of July in other countries? Skip to 5th?

  Every country should celebrate the 4th of July because America has made the world a much, much better place.

  2025-07-04 23:02

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  Movie broke character’s NYC apartment be massive

  This looks like the house they used The Big Short.

  2025-07-04 20:34

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  Murderkill River lives up to its name sadly

  Yeah it’s also sometimes referred to as Motherkill River. Side note: Lewes, Delaware use to be called the Whore-kill

  2025-07-04 20:24

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  Bye

  All airplanes are designed to be cannibals.

  2025-06-30 21:29

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  Meme

  Under Biden, the US was beating both. You can sad face me to oblivion, but the numbers back it up

  2025-06-29 21:37

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  Meme

  Well in fairness that one guy needs the light - he’s reading a book. The other guy has a bright ass phone in his hand. Fuck him

  2025-06-29 21:29

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  Mom’s picnic therapy vs my childhood trauma magic show

  Anyone notice the WNBA is getting less…lesbian? Like, there are actual cute, straight girls playing in the WNBA now. Kinda bizarre. Even the not so attractive ones are actually straight.

  2025-06-26 23:52

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  Viva la revolution!

  4th of July was not the day we stopped paying taxes. It’s the day we stopped allowing people to charge taxes without representation.

  2025-06-26 22:13

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  Viva la revolution!

  In California those are illegal. So when we get them we don’t pay taxes. Wow sometimes it pays off to be in California

  2025-06-26 22:11

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  Questioning science is literally how science works bro

  Even scientists will agree with this

  2025-06-25 01:17

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  Jackie Chan assembles an Ikea bedroom mid-fight scene

  That sounds more like naked gun

  2025-06-23 23:15

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  GIVE... ME... THOSE... FLOWERS!

  We know who the crazy one is

  2025-06-22 21:28

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  You'll be ok

  Took me a while to get it

  2025-06-21 21:47

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  Genital Herpes, Kids, Public Assistance, no husband

  Wow that stat is false.

  2025-06-21 21:31

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  Gorilla or 5 snakes: mall edition

  Gorilla. More meat for dinner. I’m the vicious one in this situation

  2025-06-18 22:19

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  Taylor Swift holding pens like she's summoning spirits

  Not that crazy.

  2025-06-17 01:52

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  Autosave: do you trust me? Gamers: absolutely not

  I know this is a gamer meme but I hate Microsoft Word autosave.

  2025-06-16 23:50

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  Reading with my eyes, not my brain for 3 pages straight

  If you do that a lot you probably have ADHD.

  2025-06-16 23:42

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  Explaining gas stations like it’s ancient tech

  Always wondered how the gas pump knew the tank was full. Cool.

  2025-06-16 23:39

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  Helicopters in a sandstorm spark halo effect hellyeah

  Fuck yeah

  2025-06-16 23:33

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  Men's mental health strategy: gym + money

  What about jacking off with no money

  2025-06-16 23:28

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  Why I haven't been to the movies for 20 years

  You forgot “sequels of 80s/90s franchises”

  2025-06-14 16:58

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  Kissing at the North Korean ski resort challenge

  No, Kim Jung Un told them to kiss for the cameras. Every part of that picture is scripted.

  2025-06-13 17:53

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  If they got an iPhone, they ain't the villain

  Well then… a company that can exploit a world full of retarded people (about 99% of the worlds population, by the way) certainly cant be retarded itself. Can it?

  2025-06-13 15:24

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  dayyyyyyyummmmmmmm

  My eyes watered reading this

  2025-06-11 22:33

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  If they got an iPhone, they ain't the villain

  I don’t know man, they seem smart enough to know how to make $99B a quarter. (I hate when people make me defend big companies.)

  2025-06-11 22:18

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  Me when someone asks how long I wanna stay with one person

  They started dating in 2009.

  2025-06-11 22:08

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  Alaska is massive. Banana included for scale

  It’s almost the size of the west coast

  2025-06-11 22:06

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  Meta said incognito? Nah bro we see everything

  You guys don’t realize it, but this is a very pro iPhone meme. Meta can no longer track iPhone users without their permission. Actually tried to take Apple to court for it

  2025-06-11 22:03

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  One sip from the crusty fountain and we were invincible

  We were lucky if you got a nice arched stream of water

  2025-06-11 21:59

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  Your microwave has 43 buttons and we only use 4

  For Marie Calendar pot pies yes. And also I like to heat stuff up for random times like 87 seconds

  2025-06-11 21:53

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  Rental GPS said chaos and they found this

  Wait they can spy on us like that?

  2025-06-11 20:07

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  You got alien metal and made a spear? Really?

  Seems like someone needs to go back and watch Black Panther. They have plenty of high tech in those movies. In fact the only Bronze Age weapon are the spears. Weak ass meme

  2025-06-11 20:04

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  Life said no? Just open the damn door again bro

  Depends on the kind of door though. Door fit for a castle? - you ain’t getting in. Port-o-potty? - open at your own risk

  2025-06-09 20:04

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  Pressed board nation

  I don’t want to be left any furniture unless it’s extremely valuable. So if you do leave me furniture I prefer if you leave piece of shit furniture that I can easily get rid of

  2025-06-07 18:04

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  Guy used one flight ticket to farm 300 meals

  Bullshit. There is usually like a $100-200 change fee. He would have been getting charged up the ass.

  2025-06-05 21:00

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  Elephant walks into a store like it's snack o'clock

  Me too. Fucked me up at first

  2025-06-05 20:53

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  I hope this doesn't offend you

  No, the generation that was raised on South Park and family guy don’t give a fuck. Don’t blame us. We’re laughing at all of this shit.

  2025-06-05 20:49

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  Finally, a toy that preps them for real life breakdowns

  Shit I want one for myself.

  2025-06-05 20:48

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  Costco parking lots are warzones with blinkers

  Even the 65 lb elderly man?

  2025-06-04 22:49

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  Me: I'm broke. Calendar: It's literally June 3rd

  Tin tin.

  2025-06-04 22:33

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  That one guy who said no to Harry Potter

  That’s also the yahoo guys who turned down an offer to buy Google for $1B and for turning down its own &40B buyout offer

  2025-06-04 22:31

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  Virgin edibles?? Bro that’s just food

  Repost but good

  2025-06-04 20:39

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  lol

  White people hate globalization except when they want to argue that they’re the minority. I don’t know, sounds kinda woke to me.

  2025-06-04 20:37

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  Apple: behold this innovation. Android: cute.

  How is this funny anymore. Apple and android copy each other. Everyone knows it.

  2025-06-04 20:35

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  Not sure why this is funny

  Now the comment section is filed with people looking for the angry Italians, not realizing that was 2020

  2025-06-03 22:47

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  Next time someone says we should hang out, say 'how about...

  Fuck that guy. Don’t put me on the spot. Let a nigga think

  2025-06-03 21:34

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  Drop and roll training really overpromised

  I don’t know whether to believe you are a legend or to think you need to make better life decisions.

  2025-06-03 20:59

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  My Idol

  And not all capes wear heroes

  2025-06-03 20:56

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  Homeschool

  Well we can’t remember half the shit we learned in school. Remember that geometry bullshit you learned in 9th grade? Of course you don’t. School is bullshit - it needs to focus on teaching kids valuable skills like fiscal responsibility

  2025-06-02 00:30

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  Give this man a medal!

  Arrested? He should have been given an award and told that he wouldn’t have to pay taxes on the money he collected.

  2025-06-01 10:53

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  Will anyone hold the parasite class responsible?

  How about that. People love to shit on San Francisco but they passed that very law

  2025-05-31 22:09

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  losing the argument because they’re too dumb hurts deep

  Did mark twain really say all the things we attribute to him? Just curious. Did he make a living by just saying cool shit?

  2025-05-30 00:52

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  Mountain Dew + N64 = childhood peak

  Most men would WANT to fuck in this area. But they would likely end up just jacking off.

  2025-05-30 00:43

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  I have 12 trainings due

  Nah, now in order to pass the phishing test you have to report the email as a scam.

  2025-05-29 21:05

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  Britney tried to smoke on a private jet and they called t...

  It wasn’t her jet. It was a private jet company

  2025-05-28 01:43

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  Lost $5 at the casino and now I want vengeance

  Why would a deity care about what I do with my earthly money

  2025-05-27 22:42

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  Told him not to park there. Now his car lives inside scaf...

  Oh damn you are right

  2025-05-25 16:35

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  Title

  The reason it’s like that is because the worst of the worst moved to New Jersey

  2025-05-24 23:12

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  absolutely

  Looks are subjective. That person wants to give me $1k because THEY think I’m guy then go ahead

  2025-05-24 23:11

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  Told him not to park there. Now his car lives inside scaf...

  Jokes on you he can just lift up the scaffolding from the front.

  2025-05-23 23:14

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  Barber offered $1 cut if I tipped $50. Capitalism wins again

  I learned how to cut my own hair and haven’t paid for a haircut in 20 years. That $20 you post is way overpriced

  2025-05-23 22:56

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  1 year sober. From rock bottom to redemption

  I live in San Francisco. TL stands for Tenderloin, by far the worst neighborhood in San Francisco. 90% of the crime in SF happens in this one neighborhood. For him to make it out is amazing.

  2025-05-21 23:37

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  Wikipedia: biased. ChatGPT: more users. Your move

  You can’t use Wikipedia, but you can use its references. That’s how I got through college

  2025-05-21 23:34

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  He was supposed to find the mole… bro *was* the mole

  He pled to avoid the death penalty. Died last year believe.

  2025-05-21 23:21

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  Signed up for kids gymnastics and became their final boss

  

  2025-05-21 17:50

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  Awaken

  This meme is stupid as fuck.

  2025-05-20 22:07

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  Awaken

  Not sure about the sunbathing part but okay

  2025-05-20 22:06

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  Hillary Clinton sent you a suicide request - Confirm/Dele...

  This is a shit post

  2025-05-18 17:31

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  they made a sun in a box and dropped it like oops

  I think they meant to say Japan BEFORE 1942…”

  2025-05-17 01:00

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  they made a sun in a box and dropped it like oops

  Naw we whooped that ass long before we dropped the sun on em. We dropped the sun because they wouldn’t give up.

  2025-05-17 00:55

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  Drove a mower for 2 hours without cutting anything. Just ...

  Or even smell the uncut grass? Nothing smells like freshly cut grass

  2025-05-17 00:52

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  CONgress

  Well we are the dumbasses that keep voting them in. We vote for the rich people then turn a blind eye when they use their newfound power to get richer. It’s our fault, STOP BITCHING

  2025-05-15 22:12

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  Truth

  Yeah if you think its only black people getting fake eye lashes and all that bullshit while gaming the system, then wow you are misinformed

  2025-05-15 22:08

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  I'm losing my balance just looking at this picture

  I actually saw right away that it was stairs.

  2025-05-13 22:51

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  Truth

  I get the point here, but no one is paying $300 for fake lashes.

  2025-05-13 22:46

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  Made my son a Halloween tank and now he’s in Special Fo...

  That’s actually a compliment. The navy seals are special forces

  2025-05-12 22:34

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  Disney halts live-action remakes after Snow White flopped...

  They only halted one life action remake (Tangled). The Moana live action is still happening, and I heard there is a frozen one on the way

  2025-05-12 22:27

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  It's an ancient one, but fuck you

  Wow they found a joint. Good for them

  2025-05-10 23:06

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  80s Saturday mornings were pure magic

  I thought it was cinnamon toast

  2025-05-09 21:13

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  He survived the Golden Gate jump thanks to a sea lion, no...

  I live in San Francisco. We could have put nets up a long time ago that prevents this. But we decided to wait so that views wouldn’t be obstructed. Shane on us

  2025-05-09 21:03

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  --

  Yeah I take anti anxiety pills but it fucks with my sex drive

  2025-05-09 20:59

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  Remember paying for ringtones? Now our phones stay silent...

  I just found out… JUST NOW…that Apple doesn’t let you download your own ringtone. That’s how long my phone has been on silent

  2025-05-07 23:25

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  Probably a repost so get ready to bitch about nothing

  Nice to finally see a pair of twins that don’t dress the same and do everything together.

  2025-05-05 00:05

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  White guilt is gone

  This is the most bullshit post I’ve ever seen. How did this get 89% ?

  2025-05-04 23:58

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  Get them all in one neat package

  Actually take her makeup and you get four girls. Make up/glasses; make up/no glasses; no make up/ glasses; no make up/no glasses

  2025-05-04 19:46

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  get rekt

  Always check your grammar if you’re trying to flex on someone!

  2025-05-03 20:18

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  Captain America pulled up like he's not even in the same ...

  I’m sure he wouldn’t want to kill anyone, but he has never actually mentioned having such a rule.

  2025-05-03 10:17

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  Rat Snitch Brian ruined the fun AND got a new nickname

  Pissfoam

  2025-05-02 23:47

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  Captain America pulled up like he's not even in the same ...

  Yeah in the MCU only Daredevil actually has a no killing rule.

  2025-05-02 19:10

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