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  Mankind s greatest achievements

  "Watch" lord of the rings? Wrong verb, mate.

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  At least i'm a knight

  Yes, but have you tried being insulted and trolled and asked to explain what it is you're trying to do on stackoverflow??

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  Free shipping always wins

  In practice however, companies like ebay charge commission on the sale price rather than the shipping price, so it's better actually if the item price is like $1 and the shipping price is actually $24.99

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  Satisfying

  Bet it can't straighten out swifties.

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  I rarely post cussing, but this is an exception

  In the UK we call this the "twat growl".

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  Strong magnet

  Chuck him in the river, see if he catches any big fish

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  Ryan Wesley Routh meme

  What cracks me up is he thought it was a good idea to hide in a bush with pink hair Lefty logic though, am i right?

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  Modern problems

  Don't forget to change the email address also though, otherwise they wont pass the endless questions for authentication confirmation.

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  Leftist big brain time

  God, they are thick as sh*t

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  Thank the Media for this one

  Exactly, if the democrats stopped shooting and killing everyone, then USA wouldn't need gun control.

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  2nd attempted assassination.

  ...anything but allow a president to represent his people...

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  2nd attempted assassination.

  It was a liberal last time.

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  IIIIII

  Down

  2024-09-14 16:51

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  You support Palestine right ?

  Since both isrealis and palestinians are semites, you aren't actually anti semetic unless you don't give AF if both sides nuke each other

  2024-09-14 16:49

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  would yall dine on this?

  What horror film is this?

  2024-09-14 16:38

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  wyd if ur barber fuckd you up this bad

  The hair looks like a scene out of Pitch Black.

  2024-09-14 16:37

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  PC Master Trace

  320x240

  2024-09-14 16:36

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  Taylor Swiff is not a psyop

  Well i'm convinced that she's legit.

  2024-09-14 16:35

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  1988 is the world pulled over your Matrix

  Maybe this is what's happened: someone got a time machine went back to 1988 and changed the timeline creating a spacetime continuum, and now we've got people changing sex, people thinking migration is good, people eating cats, a bunch of clowns in government, out of control financial markets and global corporations, insane politics, and people denying science, and others faking scientific papers, organisations rewriting history etc

  2024-09-14 16:29

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  seriously?

  Kamala no !

  2024-09-13 21:44

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  Cats…Cats…Everywhere

  ^ this

  2024-09-13 15:30

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  Cats…Cats…Everywhere

  Who cares? The point is that none of this stuff makes sense and the rule of law and order has completely broken down. It's not legal to eat people's pets wherever you are in the USA. And the just because that video was from Ohio, doesn't mean it wasn't happening in springfield interviews of the residents there they seem quite vocal about it.

  2024-09-13 15:29

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  Cats…Cats…Everywhere

  There's also illegals that were BBQing cats on the streets of italy

  2024-09-13 15:27

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  Printer fact

  Seriously, they are dirt cheap they never clog, you'll never look back unless you want to print colour.

  2024-09-13 15:15

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  dankish

  Bears are unpredictable asshats, if i see one, i'd make certain that i had a hand on a gun at all times around the sly bastards. I don't care that a couple of them get blasted.

  2024-09-13 15:11

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  Boss please wtf

  The correct response is: "Hey trainwreck, this isn't your station"

  2024-09-13 15:09

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  Shire, baggins

  Thanks!

  2024-09-13 10:58

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  Why so trusting?

  It's not that we trust governments, it's that we don't trust armchair experts in science either, so we apply critical thinking, and occasionally we agree with the government, and now and again we conclude that armchair halfwits actually have a point too. But we are not going to read a meme like this and say "omg i see the light", because we've already seen the so called light, worked through it and rejected it as nonsense

  2024-09-13 10:55

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  Average Dem

  It's not average, average likes to scream, throw punches and have rainbow hair. This is a nice, harmless democrat.

  2024-09-13 10:51

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  Shire, baggins

  Worcestershire is pronounced -"shur" and is always pronounced that way in a suffix. A shire (as in the noun rather than the suffix) is pronounced "Shy-er". In English they are pronounced differently, even though they are spelt the same. I see so many Americans pronouncing this wrong.

  2024-09-13 10:47

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  Wtf UK

  Any excuse to destroy any traditions the UK has ever had.

  2024-09-13 10:45

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  Protect this man at all costs. And maybe clone him, too.

  This is why it needs to be handed back to the state, my understanding was that it should never had made it up to federal level as that was bending the law in the first place.

  2024-09-13 10:43

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  Birthday Dinner Idea

  Uurgh. Man. Gordon Ramsey would be f*cking raging

  2024-09-13 10:41

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  Good game to play with the boys

  Weak sauce. Back at my university, the lads would have dropped their pants and let rip, setting the fucking curtains on fire.

  2024-09-13 10:39

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  Dating a blind girl

  Aww she brought a stick along in case the date was so terrible he left a blind girl in the middle of nowhere. What a lovely lady.

  2024-09-13 09:41

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  Psychopath husband playing VR

  Trying to get through to a politician that you don't want your quality of life destroyed

  2024-09-13 07:36

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  Plane tattoo idea

  That's one of the best tattoo ideas i've ever seen.

  2024-09-13 06:48

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  Donald Trump's neck meme

  Pretty ironic considering Cameltoe Harris's reputation

  2024-09-13 06:42

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  Place your bets

  They should put a haitian behind them with a pole and a net

  2024-09-13 06:38

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  SHe once killed three Haitians' with a knitting needle

  If only... it probably turns them on or something Had this neighbour and she was very young first time away from home (she was about half my age), and she was sleeping with all these psycho lads and this one psycho smashed up a barn swallow nest over my front door. I flipped my lid, because all the neighbours loved those birds, and other neighbours were raging. This girl was crying that her boyfriend did this. Instead of kicking the psychopath to the curb she had his baby

  2024-09-13 05:24

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  Big women

  She's clearly standing on something, because the length of her torso is short. Nice looking girl though.

  2024-09-12 10:56

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  ignore facts. trust media

  Don't forget also that diversity is good for the economy too!

  2024-09-12 05:11

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  Women drivers

  peripheral vision: 100

  2024-09-11 22:03

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  ignore facts. trust media

  If you want a good chuckle watch the youtube video: "Inside the Ohio Town Invaded by "Cat-Eating" Haitians". Cats aren't the only problem, apparently haitians like to park their cars up trees, into other cars, and through the walls of people's homes, my favourite bit was while they were trying to interview a resident a car hit the curb trying to do a u-turn in the middle of the road, and they zoomed in on the driver and it was blatantly a haitian

  2024-09-11 21:49

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  Prince charming wouldn't settle for them

  I'm not that ugly

  2024-09-11 17:19

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  Dating advice

  This is really good advice because the uglies are asked out all the time, but everyone's too shy to ask out the nice ones, and the ones that do ask them out, often they are assholes and the good women reject twats.

  2024-09-11 09:37

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  Prince charming wouldn't settle for them

  Okay okay, who is hiding 3.5 billion women, hand them all over to me.

  2024-09-11 09:33

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  Don't stare at my bottom

  Don't take away what little happiness us men have left

  2024-09-11 09:30

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  Hell of a racist.

  Better hose the iron filings out of your gearbox after that one.

  2024-09-10 11:17

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  Monke

  I actually quite like the tyranids. They should police the streets with Carnifex...

  2024-09-10 11:15

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  Name this exercise

  I don't know but i think she's covering her minge because she's just gushed. She's going to dripping grool for days after that.

  2024-09-09 19:26

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  She is ready for the on horse archery

  She's a badass

  2024-09-09 19:10

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  Tiny bird

  Cool, what type of chick is it ?

  2024-09-09 19:07

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  Monke

  If i open the curtains i see africans playing GTA5 in real life

  2024-09-09 19:03

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  Should have been a boat of gorillas following

  Should sail this across the British channel for a laugh

  2024-09-09 18:33

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  III

  Your own intuition and your own common sense and your own research elected these idiots into power.

  2024-09-08 16:07

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  I just wanted a white woman with grey eyes

  Only the ones that shagged a chimpanzee.

  2024-09-08 12:00

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  my dear lord

  RIP braincells.

  2024-09-08 06:49

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  my dear lord

  I heard she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

  2024-09-08 06:49

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  my dear lord

  I'm so glad we have our global priorities right.

  2024-09-08 06:48

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  Black pepper

  The thing is the thieves will just take the plastic box too adding cost to the supermarket.

  2024-09-08 06:45

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  Black pepper

  Got to get dat black pepper

  2024-09-08 06:43

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  Title

  If fuck is the trick, i wonder what the treat is?

  2024-09-08 06:31

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  I just wanted a white woman with grey eyes

  Caucasian women don't have velcro hair though; you can't blame chat gpt for that.

  2024-09-08 06:29

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  Raccoon knowledge

  Imagine if humanity was evolved from racoons rather than monkeys.

  2024-09-07 18:21

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  Britain right now is what America would be under Biden if...

  Oh in britain we have guns. Just the criminals, police and other terrorists

  2024-09-07 18:09

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  Title

  Made the mistake of looking at news channel the other day for the first time in months. It's a goddamn freak show out there man.

  2024-09-07 18:07

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  this one is a keeper

  It's the url of the community of people who open up only fans to people for free.

  2024-09-07 15:35

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  this one is a keeper

  I've searched her OF page for free on coomer.su and it checks out.

  2024-09-07 14:41

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  this one is a keeper

  Looked up her only fans stuff for free on coomer.su, she's good looking, considering she's had kids, but yeah fuck that. If she comes with kids and OF, she should be supplying me with a house and SUV, that's the least she could do.

  2024-09-07 14:40

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  lotr

  "Jesus Wept." - The Bible.

  2024-09-07 08:50

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  Ubisoft stocks

  Well first of all i'm in the UK, and secondly it affected it in the following ways: the green agenda was spearheaded by the USA through WEF etc, then we had the pandemic, and we just all followed what the USA did. Then we had the war in Ukraine, which was a civil war literally started by the USA's money laundering operation, and provocation of Russia. Then on top of that we had the destruction of the Russian gas pipeline which everyone thinks was the USA. So yes, USA is responsible.

  2024-09-07 08:48

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  Never fails

  This one time i was waiting for a self service checkout, and this person was paying in like pennies and 5p coins, and after putting in what seemed like hundreds of these coins, this mischievous old man (a customer also waiting for the checkout) leaned over to the touch screen and pressed the refund button and hundreds of these coins came back out of the machine again. Was hilarious and annoying at the same time

  2024-09-07 05:52

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  Fix the environment

  hahaha based

  2024-09-07 05:49

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  You have an adult life, enjoy your video games

  I'm playing GTA 3 on the PS2 because i'm sick of steam, cloud, and modern "you wont own anything and you'll be happy" shite. Anyway after "completing" [minus side quests], I enabled all the cheats, one of them is that the city is in civil war. I have to admit, it's kinda fun seeing people set off bombs in the streets etc

  2024-09-06 15:42

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  The sauce

  Yes exactly.

  2024-09-06 14:50

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  The sauce

  The trick is if you're using frozen beef you should be shot without trial. But assuming you're a human being, and the meat hasn't been ruined by freezing, then the trick is to cover both sides in salt and pepper 20 minutes before it goes anywhere near the pan. This allows the salt to enter the meat.

  2024-09-06 14:49

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  He always does

  Why do people like family guy? It's literally the epitome of adhd shite.

  2024-09-06 14:45

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  Viral Flamingo Pose

  Fitness enthusiast Charlotte, known as itsmygrind, found fame on TikTok recently after shedding light on how some people use the power of posing to get a larger looking bottom.

  2024-09-06 11:42

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  Enjoy while it last

  Did you miss the fact that the stock market has been sinking like the titanic ?

  2024-09-06 11:11

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  Aura -100

  

  2024-09-06 11:07

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  Aura -100

  I don't have a sister either, which is why it's so cool to have female friends :)

  2024-09-06 11:07

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  Aura -100

  Just treat women like they are your sister and you wont be nervous.

  2024-09-06 08:51

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  Ubisoft stocks

  In fairness this is like 90% of my portfolio today. Hurray for bidenomics.

  2024-09-06 08:47

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  How all women need to be treated

  If you've got to lose your virginity to this woman, gag her or something first so she doesn't irritate the hell out of you when you're trying to enjoy sex.

  2024-09-06 07:42

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  How all women need to be treated

  Thank you, i had literally no idea that emoji existed, nor that people would try and pronounce an emoji. Yeah i mean she should probably knock that crap off, could you imagine saying that in a job interview, or when you're taken prisoner of war or something. Bullshit like this doesn't work in the real world, it's just 'tarded.

  2024-09-06 07:40

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  How all women need to be treated

  What the _fuck_ did she just say. Is it supposed to be a cute grunt or something? Because it's kind of irritating.

  2024-09-06 05:24

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  It's transitory.

  Well yes sort of. But here's the thing the damage has now been done, and realistically whoever gets in in the USA isn't going to be able to solve the economy. There's a reason why there's inflation all over USA, EU, UK, Japan etc etc etc. It's a global slowdown.

  2024-09-06 05:20

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  Run developer, run

  Oh god i'm so sick of this question. I'm not even a webdev.

  2024-09-05 21:53

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  Tryna get it

  Better get dem bitches some sticks. Bitches love sticks.

  2024-09-05 10:59

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  Spam

  "We're out of cream cheese?". See he's got too much cream cheese. And she's not got enough.

  2024-09-05 10:35

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  “Audio problem”

  It's the sound of Boeing stock price sinking like the titanic.

  2024-09-05 10:32

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  Click here for more details

  It used to be about arp poisoning network switches and mitm attacks. Now it's just jiggling your tits at the right simp.

  2024-09-05 07:54

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  Male bathrooms

  I think you'll find that there's only 2.

  2024-09-05 07:30

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  Title

  It's because the USSR ended WW2 in europe. That's why. Also we had concentration camps of our own in the Boer War iirc, and eugenics etc, and we wanted to offload the guilt onto germany who copied the ideas from us

  2024-09-04 17:48

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  Trump promises to release Epstein client list

  Yes that's good, but like i said, all of that is for nothing unless you find out the who the organisation is doing the blackmailing and extortion, for whom and why? And if you don't investigate the favours, changes in legislation, laws, and foreign policies that were extorted from Epstein's clients, because kiddy fiddling is one thing, subverting a global superpower and not even looking into how or why is entirely another level

  2024-09-04 10:40

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  Home container

  It's nicer than my place, but i doubt that they built it for less than the cost of my place Also did you just glue plywood to the metal base of the container? What kind of a monster are you?

  2024-09-04 10:35

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  Ironic how this Freud theory about lesbianism came out

  From what i've seen lesbianism comes from having an excessively strict / violent mother, and male homosexuality seems to come from having an excessively strict / violent father.

  2024-09-04 10:32

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  Groceries back then vs now

  The problem is that when most people get stoned off their tits they have good ideas. Cameltoe Harris just doesn't, she just gets baked and starts giggling.

  2024-09-04 10:29

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  Pranking the monkyes

  I wonder if this would work in London

  2024-09-04 08:45

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