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  UK it's a joke

  Yes, do NOT worry, our government couldn't organise a sh*t in a toilet, there's no way they'd be able to organise extradition of americans to the uk, hahaha absolutely no way that's going to happen. Also what is our government going to do? All our prisoners are full of people who got arrested for saying illegal migration is 'tarded and we should deport them all... Just keep calm, and carry on shitposting truths my transatlantic friends :D

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  Some fine ass madness...

  Scottish lassies be wild. Went out to a birthday party with some lesbians the other day, and there were so many women, we had to lay some women across our laps in the car to get them home. Also there was more smoke in the car than a snoop dog tour bus, it was a wild night.

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  Silly style

  What you do with alice cooper is your business

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  Bright

  NASA called, they want to use his bald head in a new space telescope.

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  It has to be said

  Yes, what even is margarine anyway.

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  Very average people are now waking up to subtle BS.

  Yes so you remember the St George of Fentanyl nonsense? Well here in the UK we could get hold of the WHOLE video of that arrest, so like i was on the side of Darren with that, and i couldn't understand why black americans were protesting, but then afterwards i found out that it was because a lot of americans hadn't seen that video because they didn't know how to get hold of it.

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  Oh hello

  "You have arrived at your final destination"

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  TOO SOON...?

  You mean after George Doubleya did 9/11?

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  government is not your friend

  Yes, no, honestly, here in the UK, there are millions of people who WISHED we had Trump. Have you seen the absolute state of the UK government right now? It's unbelieveable some of the insane things this government is doing, letting murderers out of prison, paying people to take bits of the British Empire, taxing private schools so state schools are overloaded, cutting pensioner's benefits, the latest is reducing ISA allowances so people can't save for emergencies...

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  Being White in South Africa

  You do realise that they settled in those lands before the northern africans settled there and displaced the bush people right? The people killing the whites there aren't from south africa either... So you need to go back and re-read south african history, because it's not that whites went there and the blacks were there and we enslaved them all, that's not at all what happened, there was only bush people there back then, and whites didn't displace them, foreign blacks did.

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  Being White in South Africa

  What are you trying to say?

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  Being White in South Africa

  And you want to know the best thing about all this? The Africans doing this to white people, aren't even from South Africa, they pushed down from the north African countries practically wiping out the indigenous bush people who lived in comparative harmony with the white settlers. So you've got African invaders killing white people. Again. Sound familiar?

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  American Dreamers

  Not sure whether to chant USA, or empty a Desert Eagle into my screen

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  He's going to have some explaining to do

  Some guy in a coma's going to wake up to a hell of a lot of child support

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  Bring in the best and brightest...

  Dirty bastards. They probably don't even have the decency to wipe their asses before they handle food. No wonder everyone's sick when they go there.

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  government is not your friend

  That's the beauty of Trump, he isn't a politician, he's a businessman who has watched decades of politicians fuck things up, and now he's going to do everything they didn't do. And it might just work.

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  government is not your friend

  If someone's a half truth it may as well be a lie, so deserves to be downvoted. They don't hate you, they just like money more than they like you, so your interests are second priority. They don't lay awake at night scheming to screw you over, they don't because there's no money in it. If they could make money by making you happy, then they would.

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  meme

  It's pretty simple, you give way to what's already on the roundabout, and you have right of way over the people coming onto the roundabout, you don't exceed 30mph, and you use your indicators. Also in this case you go around both lanes of the roundabout anticlockwise. Do this and the number of people getting killed by blindside cross road impacts will reduce to zero.

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  My protest will be heard!

  Yeah nothing worse than the contents of a burger falling out, or the bun falling apart as you're eating it. Tall burgers suck.

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  she's gonna close up the entire department

  When she goes to hell, she's going to demand to speak to Satan

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  *insert Moai song*

  Hurray some more plastic fake chinese shit in my garden instead of plants that could be growing me food, create fresh air and look nice

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  magic exists but society gave it an IQ test

  Magic is like hacking, there's white, black and grey depending on motive.

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  magic exists but society gave it an IQ test

  Then explain religion

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  Local hero builds homes while sounding like he’s yellin...

  Exactly, they'll use those homes to breed in and in a few years you'll have 2x as many homeless.

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  meme

  There are practical reasons for learning to cook too. Like preventing your woman from burning down the damn house.

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  shieet

  Yeah good luck with that. Technically since the Ottoman war ended by the Christians giving Cyprus to the Muslims in 1573, and since Cyprus was taken by the British in 1914, technically, the peace treaty between the Ottomans and Europe is now over

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  this is what happens when you give redbull to a woodpecker

  Well i'll be dammed, it looks consistent with an actual woodpecker. I had no idea they could do this much damage, we've got woodpeckers here too, but i've never seen anything like that.

  2025-05-15 13:42

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  she called me broke cause I didn’t fund her lifestyle

  Bitch, i broke 24/7.

  2025-05-15 12:50

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  this is what happens when you give redbull to a woodpecker

  It must be done by a chainsaw, but why?

  2025-05-15 12:49

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  me: today's gonna be good / also me: rage mode in 10 mins

  You can last 10 minutes? Usually after about 7, a chair's been already thrown through the fucking window and it's about to be followed by a desk and a chest of drawers.

  2025-05-15 12:45

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  Nice

  Probably made in the same immigrant run hell hole in the UK as marks and spencers biscuits

  2025-05-14 12:24

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  Nice

  Yes Nice biscuits are indeed nice, they are like thin shortbread but with a slight coconut taste dusted with some sugar.

  2025-05-14 12:24

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  DM drops your party at Titty Twister like it’s a side q...

  Bring garlic

  2025-05-14 11:15

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  No, i decided to spare the world

  2025-05-14 08:25

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  Karens everywhere

  To really test that karen's knowledge, ask them which side of the flag the pole should be on

  2025-05-14 01:33

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  Ugh

  I don't know there were a lot of great mainstream pop songs in the 90s.

  2025-05-14 01:28

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  shieet

  In the ottoman war, the muslims captured millions of christian women and children as slaves. The Christians lost that war pretty comprehensively.

  2025-05-13 23:20

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  meme

  Re George Soros, i always say that if you did the exact opposite of everything he wanted, you'd have a pretty good society.

  2025-05-13 22:30

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  meme

  Yes, so the EU was formed as a trading block as you know. But over time it turned into a political union, and a single currency and then a legal framework. It is a political and economic and legal extension of war to create a system that hopes to rival and mediate through superpowers and become the arbitrator of world power. E.g. by dictating laws that allow sales into the EU, it forces companies to abide by EU technical standards, companies can't afford multiple so they change all to the EU's.

  2025-05-13 22:27

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  shocked, shocked i tell you

  Just the 4,294,967,295th claim. One more claim and they'll integer overflow the number back round to zero

  2025-05-13 21:32

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  Oh... Oooohhhhh>:)

  They'll get right back up and vote for biden

  2025-05-13 21:29

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  Oh... Oooohhhhh>:)

  ...it's time to mow down the pansies

  2025-05-13 21:28

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  4chan stories are made up most of the time for sure.

  2025-05-13 17:47

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  If society didn't have welfare of any kind and you weren't there to support them and nobody donated or helped do you think the kid would survive? Because if not, in a normal functioning society the kid would be dead anyway, and wouldn't at all live a fulfilling and successful life. Good on you for raising it though.

  2025-05-13 17:47

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  I'm going to get voted down to oblivion here, but if my kid was retarded, i'd get an abortion. There's enough fucking 'tards out there as it is. Don't need to make the situation any worse.

  2025-05-13 17:44

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  shocked, shocked i tell you

  The only thing i'm shocked about here is that she didn't lie to the bitter end where she was being sectioned in a cell with rubber wallpaper kicking and screaming in a straight jacket.

  2025-05-13 17:42

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  Russia: don't talk to us like that. Also Russia: so anywa...

  Exactly, remember what happened during the Cuban Missile crisis? JFK was assassinated because he wasn't tough enough on the communists and about 20-30 people were murdered to cover up teh assassination, and the FBI, CIA, vice president, half of texas were all helping with the cover up. Why should Russia take it any less seriously?

  2025-05-13 17:39

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  Russia: don't talk to us like that. Also Russia: so anywa...

  I think Ukraine broke a ceasefire like 300 different times in the early days of the war. Including by opening fire on schools then blaming it on Russia despite the bomb fragments showing Ukrainian weapons deport markings on them :/

  2025-05-13 17:36

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  woman meets blind dog on lunch break, instantly becomes s...

  Prolly

  2025-05-13 15:34

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  what Memorial Day really means to a Navy SEAL

  Great British piece of music this, played with Scottish bagpipes too.

  2025-05-13 15:31

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  Mexican food hits harder than colonialism in the Nordics

  Yes... but that fish may be pickled. In which case, the mexicans can fuck right off back to where they came from because this will be nicer than it looks.

  2025-05-13 15:30

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  Bad day to have eyes

  Fuck off back to lord of the rings ya'll.

  2025-05-13 15:28

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  the universe has an expiry date and it’s sooner than we...

  I don't believe it, i think t he universe is eternal in time and space, always has been and always will.

  2025-05-13 15:26

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  meme

  Basically for the last 100 years Britains problem has been foreign influences. Whether it's the USA sabotaging the British empire because they hated it, or the EU screwing us, or George Soros spreading globalist propaganda on every news station here, or mass migration, we have a serious problem with foreign influences. While it's true that the British Empire was an influential force, some of that was good, it spread railways, technology, medicine and civilization to the savages.

  2025-05-13 15:02

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  meme

  Yes it was fine here for thousands of years and we had a high trust society with people, governments and monarchy loyal to the nation. But all that ended with mass migration, you just can't have a high trust society when people act like animals, and so it's given the government the excuses it needs to crack down on the stupidity - and realistically we need law and order, the UK has always been a very far right (like genuinely far right), law abiding nation, and anything other than that is not us

  2025-05-13 14:58

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  Damn it, they arrested Batman

  Dat ending tho

  2025-05-13 12:54

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  meme

  Prince Andrew and Prince Harry are both embarrassments to the UK and we wish that they'd just stop embarrassing us all.

  2025-05-13 10:23

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  meme

  Yeah pedophiles aren't liked here either. Interesting fact about the UK, the age of consent here is 16, and she was 17 when he likely slept with her, so that part of it wouldn't have been illegal, but the part where she was put in a plane and flown to the UK would have been sex trafficing and that would have been illegal Most brits wouldn't have a problem with what you suggest.

  2025-05-13 10:17

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  shieet

  Slight correction: most slave owners weren't white christians historically

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  meme

  Dear Americans, if you want to, feel free to do it on our behalf The good news is that the way it's looking the globalists are going to lose the election in 3 years time in an absolutely biblical landslide.

  2025-05-13 10:02

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  you buy a game but don’t own it. digital capitalism is ...

  Exactly, information isn't property. But if it was property, it's illegal for a company (or anyone) in many countries to fail to provide indefinite access or right of way to your property.

  2025-05-13 09:51

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  me realizing ChatGPT just gentrified my entire job

  ChatGPT can't even tell depressed kids not to kill themselves, count the number of Rs in strawberry, or provide a carbonara recipe. Relax. Eventually people who use chatgpt are going to have chatgpt promise the customer the moon on the end of a stick and there's going to be chaos and lawsuits, and it's going to be hilarious. Remember this: if chatgpt is really *that* good, then chatgpt could help you make money without you working for those clowns

  2025-05-13 09:45

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  True

  By "women" do you actually mean fatties that spend their time waddling around and haven't seen anything below their stomach for the last 20 years?

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  Putin wants 'direct' Ukraine talks next week and nobody t...

  Interesting point

  2025-05-13 03:32

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  I understand your point of view, but i think the left vs right political divide is extinct. Now it's globalists vs nationalists, and the globalists just want 20 billion slave workers working 14 hours a day for no salary at all. And as someone who appreciates quality of life, i'm going to say "fuck that", keep the migrants out and let population balance to what's natural.

  2025-05-13 01:52

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  Putin wants 'direct' Ukraine talks next week and nobody t...

  Russia isn't the USSR anymore, that died decades ago. But you're right, first the CIA funded the Mujahadin terrorists against Russia, then had to fight a war against them, they are the people now living in pakistan killing indians for not being muslim. Then we had Georgia, then we had Georgia 2.0 aka the US-Russia ukraine proxy war The USA was hoping for a 3rd time lucky.

  2025-05-13 01:47

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  I'll use her as a pillow

  Someone told him to shoot his load between her legs, so that's what he's doing

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  It's neither communists nor globalists want population control. Very few people are advocating for it. I'm convinced that quality of life and population density are mutually exclusive. If you don't believe me, go to India or big cities.

  2025-05-13 01:40

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  I left the city years ago, and i never looked back. You know why? Because there's less idiots in the countryside so the quality of life is far far higher. When you increase the population, they'll move out into the countryside and screw up the quality of life for countryfolk too. It's better to have a few people living a good live, than everyone living a crap life.

  2025-05-13 01:35

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  The reason this is an economic problem is because governments have "borrowed" from pension schemes in many countries meaning that to pay people's pensions, more people have to work than are retiring forcing population growth. In China there is no pension young people look after their parents. Keeping the ponzi scheme going isn't going to solve the underlying issues.

  2025-05-12 17:37

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  Looks to me like the free golf lessons was just a bonus

  The only reason women golf is to gold dig

  2025-05-12 17:26

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  People are forcing this though. They keep importing the third world, and they keep having loads of kids each, wiping out the indigenous population because there's this fucktard logic that if the population naturally corrects to a natural balance where people have the quality of life to raise kids properly that this is somehow the end of the world economically because the meaningless GDP metric will go down.

  2025-05-12 17:23

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  Why do people keep coming out with this retarded argument? If the world is overpopulated, people who are arguing against population control are the people who should fuck off, along with the >1 billion people in china, and >1 billion people in india. Advocating for the death of the only sane people in the world isn't the solution.

  2025-05-12 17:20

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  There's more to overpopulation than people were sq km. There's all sorts of issues like overfishing, cutting down all the trees and fucking up the rainfall and the water cycles and topsoil, also issues with resource constraints and land availability, lack of any wild ecosystem at all and hundreds of other simultaneous problem caused by the world being about 4x more overpopulated than it should be by humans.

  2025-05-12 17:18

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  It’s not the planet you hate. It’s just people

  It absolutely blows my mind that when we've got hundreds of resources dwindling all at once, that people are saying go out into the countryside look at the fields where all the trees we cut down to make space for food used to be and look at the fact that there's no people there.

  2025-05-12 17:14

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  no title

  Btw i discovered by accident that imgur is actually where all the activists hang out. They basically run the place, carefully policing opinion and carefully steering public opinion, and justifying illegal behaviour. I left after someone was trying to convince that murder was justified. I wouldn't have minded but it was someone who was running the site. It's the perfect site for it, a mixture of public and private communication, where nudes are sent if a simp posts the right politics.

  2025-05-12 03:01

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  Oh yeah

  If they are going to put up a statue of a black person, put up Thomas Sowell or something, not some generic welfare rat.

  2025-05-12 02:08

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  monero xmr about to explode in value

  Or what? Like what are they going to do, brute force the blockchain with petaflop supercomputers to create a hash collision so they can take it from you? Yeah good luck with that.

  2025-05-11 12:23

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  Jail

  Not that different from how i learnt to type. Got a copy of The Typing of The Dead, and bought a Das Keyboard Ultimate (it has no keyboard lettering at all). And that ladies and gentlemen is how you learn to touch type.

  2025-05-11 12:18

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  how on earth did kanye convince 50 black men to sing nibb...

  Also, check out "The Man Who Would Be King".

  2025-05-11 12:16

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  how on earth did kanye convince 50 black men to sing nibb...

  The Gods Must Be Crazy is a much better film

  2025-05-11 12:11

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  how on earth did kanye convince 50 black men to sing nibb...

  My theory is that he showed them the Malcolm X speech on Jews, after that I could comprehend why black people might support such a song.

  2025-05-11 12:10

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  This is the way

  That's a damn good effort to be fair :)

  2025-05-11 12:09

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  This is the way

  

  2025-05-11 12:08

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  Goats are peaceful

  I'm not siding with Pakistan here, but it's a bit rich coming from Americans, when the CIA literally poured billions into arming islamic terrorist (Mujahadin) to bring down the USSR, then decades later had to fight a war against exactly the same terrorists that the CIA created, and then the majority of them then fled the airstrikes to Pakistan, before the USA just gave up and left the terrorists they were fighting all their military hardware so they can be even bigger terrorists

  2025-05-11 12:02

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  Left makes best femboys

  I can confirm as a Brit, this girl's eyebrows and beard are wayyy too attractive for this to be a British girl

  2025-05-11 11:54

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  Anyone can see that this is a clear violation of the law

  Just leaving this here for blind women to see: the nozzle sizes are different so you have to give the petrol nozzle a good grope

  2025-05-10 13:48

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  NICELY DONE

  

  2025-05-10 03:16

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  How tho

  I think this was deliberate tbh.

  2025-05-10 03:15

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  Me every Sunday morning: why even bother

  This is uncanny how true it is.

  2025-05-09 23:47

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  Red-haired telepaths in messy relationships: oh hell yeah

  Nice girl in the background.

  2025-05-09 09:49

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  Zipper Merging

  Oi! You can't park there mate

  2025-05-09 09:25

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  Sarah Connor watching you vibe with AI like it’s no big...

  It's going to end up replacing google. That's the problem isn't it. And people are going to forget how to read books etc. I really think that webpages should announce themselves as AI or human generated, and this should be a standard before the whole of the internet gets rewritten.

  2025-05-08 13:42

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  Meme country

  Yes who the hell knows. Both governments would get lynched if they didn't tell their people that the other side was losing.

  2025-05-08 09:13

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  When your IT guy turns a training into stand-up comedy

  Should there be audio?

  2025-05-08 09:09

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  Don't forget minidisks too.

  2025-05-08 08:19

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  You villl own nooothing and be happy myyyy boy. Oh vey.

  2025-05-08 08:16

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  Banana bread just vibing, no explanation needed

  You need to wash the bread with eggwash for the last 10 minutes of baking and then it'll look more appetizing.

  2025-05-07 21:10

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  India's missile strikes on Pakistan video

  They do this every few months.

  2025-05-07 08:14

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  Sarah Connor watching you vibe with AI like it’s no big...

  I've legitimately been researching AI for 20 years. I thought i considered every scenario. But i never envisioned the scenario where shite AI would be marketted as the real thing and everyone would just swallow the bullshit, and people would be laid off from their jobs because the office pencil pushers believe the bullshit too, and the output of this shite AI would pollute the ground truth on the internet turning it all into a crazy shitshow.

  2025-05-07 07:42

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