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  'We're like a family here'... denies your time-off for fa...

  I don’t request time off. I inform management that I won’t be there. They just get to decide whether or not it’s paid time off.

  2025-04-02 14:20

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  checkmate

  Because the wage gap is a myth. If companies knew they could pay women less, they’d only hire women. The wage gap was figured by comparing the total income of all men to the total income of all women. They didn’t bother to compare men & women with similar resumes working in the same position— because that destroys the narrative.

  2025-03-19 14:30

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  Be careful with the wild sloths

  That’s just an average Fiat mechanic.

  2025-03-14 13:19

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  yep

  Your terms are acceptable.

  2025-02-25 07:06

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  Hell yeah baby

  I never understood why people say “hot water heater.” Why the fuck do you need to heat hot water.

  2025-02-06 02:08

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  WeP

  You vill own nassing, und you vill like it. You vill eet ze bugs, und you vill like it. You vill be homosexual, und you vill like it.

  2025-01-04 12:28

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  Whoever made this meme showed unbelievable restraint.

  I LOVE Totino’s Pizza Rolls!

  2025-01-04 12:22

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  world's first indoor vertical farm

  This is bogus. There have been vertical aeroponic farms for at least a decade.

  2024-11-22 22:26

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  I missed that rock

  I still occasionally think about an awesome stick I found while on vacation one time. There was no way I was gonna be able to bring it back on the return flight and I had to leave it behind.

  2024-11-22 22:24

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  This little piggie said boog boog boog all the way home

  No. It’s about the rest of the wolf pack.

  2024-10-28 15:25

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  We need an exorcism

  Dude’s prolly a wet sock enjoyer as well.

  2024-10-27 06:23

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  Aw hell yeah

  Extra downforce is always nice.

  2024-10-27 06:13

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  The story of Jeremy the lonely snail

  They should’ve just sent him to the Upside Down. Problem solved.

  2024-10-16 20:52

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  The point of the Media is to assign our opinions to us.

  For this to be truly accurate, you need about twice as many kids in the cage on the left, three times as many kids in the cage on the right, and half as many kids in the middle cage.

  2024-10-08 05:17

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  It's true

  Yeah, I know several people whose relatives died in car accidents and were later pissed to find out that they were listed as Covid deaths by the hospitals. The Biden Administration literally subsidized Covid deaths. Hospitals that falsely reported made a mint at the taxpayers’ expense.

  2024-10-08 05:12

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  It's true

  Dave Bautista’s a cuck, which makes this even more fitting.

  2024-10-08 05:09

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  I'm the first one

  By this logic, I’m middle class. irl, I’d be lucky to be considered lower middle class. Divorce is expensive— won’t make that mistake again.

  2024-10-08 05:08

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  Think

  That, and murder, as well as harvesting and selling of body parts, stem cells, placental tissue, etc.

  2024-10-08 05:05

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  Not a meme. Just pray for NC.

  Who the hell is downvoting this? Sometimes the “WhErE’s tHe FuNnY?” people just need to stop.

  2024-10-08 05:01

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  no wonder i haven’t seen the word WHITE in headlines lol

  That’s not him. It was some white tranny.

  2024-09-05 19:56

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  BDSM diagram meme

  Damn. Kamala would cream her pants over this. She loves her some Venn Diagrams.

  2024-09-04 19:23

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  Cheating girlfriend got caught

  Video won’t load. Found the YT link though: https://youtu.be/2EqcaObVI_8?si=eA8-5TSksO7VcABQ

  2024-08-28 20:49

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  dongs in a hole

  Video won’t play for me, so I still don’t know what to expect.

  2024-08-26 22:52

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  Shooting skills

  Back in the early 2000s, I dated a girl who was on the Texas A&M pistol team. She’d hold six empty long neck bottles, three in each hand. She’d toss all six into the air, draw her six shooter, and shoot the necks off all six bottles before they fell back to about 10 feet off the ground. She never hit the main part of any of the bottles— only the necks— and I saw her do this dozens and dozens of times. Some people are just better than the rest of us.

  2024-08-26 15:54

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  Mike Lynch dead meme

  My sentiments exactly.

  2024-08-23 19:27

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  Does anyone call it X?

  X > twitter End of story.

  2024-08-23 18:09

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  For you, king.

  No boob because it’s a dude. The right “cheek” is a man’s pectoral muscle. The left “cheek” is his shoulder. His bicep is the left thigh.

  2024-08-21 19:31

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  For you, king.

  Looks like an airport runway.

  2024-08-21 17:07

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  Women's strength in wrestling

  Statlander’s still my favorite alien.

  2024-08-21 17:06

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  White people tacos meme

  Lack of access to a garden doesn’t make those tacos any less bland. Go to a farmer’s market and buy some dried chiles. Or go to a Mexican market and buy taco seasoning there. You’ve got options beyond using garbage bagged seasoning or having access to a garden. You can keep eating flavorless junk, or you can put in a modicum of effort to get better ingredients.

  2024-08-20 18:33

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  BRRRRRRRT

  https://youtu.be/PcptuiRcO5k?si=ZtyH8C1bBKU2r52j

  2024-08-19 22:54

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  White people tacos meme

  That shit’s bland, bro. We always dry chiles from our garden and grind them up into taco seasoning. It’s WAY more flavorful than that bagged stuff.

  2024-08-19 22:06

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  Marvel vs DC actors playing similar'ish heroes

  The columns are mixed up and it irritates me. Plus, where funny?

  2024-08-17 02:54

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  America women

  Unfortunately, the trad wife is becoming a unicorn.

  2024-08-16 20:38

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  As a Londoner, I can say this is incorrect. I politely gi...

  This works for any big city vs the surrounding area. NYC vs upstate NY. Dallas vs rural Texas.

  2024-08-16 01:14

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  Skai Jackson domestic battery arrest meme

  Who?

  2024-08-16 01:12

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  Airport fight

  DEVON! GET THE TABLES!

  2024-08-16 01:09

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  Helicopter

  I get to see this sort of thing all the time. These helicopters get used around here for hog hunting, cattle roundups, crop dusting & pollinating, and aerial photography. They routinely land on trailers right behind my work for refueling and topping off chemical tanks.

  2024-07-18 15:51

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  Baggage

  Did she mention her kids BEFORE the first date? Men don’t like being ambushed.

  2024-07-18 15:48

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  Look what happens when you invite a leftie into your house

  Peak clown world. The man’s wife was onboard with their son’s girlfriend, who is vegan and has alcoholic parents. she wanted him to stop drinking and eating meat. She also expected him to take down his animal mounts around the house because they were “triggering.”

  2024-07-14 00:33

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  Making the beetle jump

  Cosmichrome clickbug.

  2024-07-04 22:02

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  Politicians be like

  Biden: *Does nothing for 45 years.* Also Biden: “I’m gonna do… oh… you know, tha thing.” Also Biden: *shits pants*

  2024-07-02 13:47

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  Big or small, all is well

  Except for tube sock boob…

  2024-06-25 09:16

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  I stopped buying drugs and started buying car parts

  Dude just chose the wrong timeframe to sober up for.

  2024-06-16 11:31

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  Dafuq Kanye cooking?

  Correct. Those are rabbits.

  2024-06-15 09:42

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  Cute Taylor Swift

  I’m no Taylor Swift fan— but as a musician, I can confirm that you sometimes have to push through sickness for the sake of the performance. “The show must go on” and all that noise. I’m a drummer and would gladly take advantage of moments of total darkness to blow snot rockets (or just to chug a beer). That being said, slurping up snot between lines is pretty nasty. I’m in the Shrek camp on this one— better out than in.

  2024-06-14 20:02

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  When A Racist Practices Cultural Appropriation and Blacks...

  So we’re just not gonna talk about Don Cheadle in drag over there? Ok.

  2024-06-12 00:42

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  I'm this old!

  Yup. Used to play with jacks, tiddlywinks and pickup sticks, too.

  2024-06-08 19:40

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  winning

  Either way, it ought to be publicly broadcast as a warning to other pedos.

  2024-06-05 14:37

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  Lord of the Ring was PG13

  “And you have MY fucking axe!”

  2024-06-04 06:51

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  After a long hard day

  I LOVE Torino’s pizza rolls!

  2024-06-01 03:43

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  Light it up

  “Lunatic Fringe” by Red Rider.

  2024-05-31 09:44

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  Badass or not

  I agree about the new name, but Twitter has definitely improved since Elon took over. Before, it was a fascist hellscape; a Marxist echo chamber where anyone voicing a different opinion was immediately banned. Now, you can voice any opinion you want. If you’re using cherry-picked stats or are outright lying, you’ll get a Community Notes tag quickly. Your post won’t get deleted and you won’t get banned. Instead, your stupidity/dishonesty will be on display forever.

  2024-05-28 11:24

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  Bill Walton death meme

  Bill Walton Death “meme.” Just screenshotting the news feed once you searched for him doesn’t quite qualify as a meme, my guy.

  2024-05-28 11:15

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  Diet commie

  We never would’ve figured it out without the red arrow.

  2024-05-28 11:12

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  Spreading wisdom

  Grandpa always warned against arguing with idiots because they’ll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  2024-05-28 11:11

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  Frederick

  And Ric. WOOOO!

  2024-05-23 12:22

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  Not wrong about that

  My nephews sing this all the time. No idea what it’s from.

  2024-05-22 16:18

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  Tension

  When nature calls; you answer. Those folks gettin woke up gentle now or loud and wet later.

  2024-05-21 23:08

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  Big Mike Announcement

  Rules for thee, but not for me. The Obamas are Marxists, plain and simple.

  2024-05-21 23:06

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  A box of kittens

  The happy ending.

  2024-05-17 00:49

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  pink eye

  If you bust in her face after fucking her ass maybe.

  2024-05-16 21:51

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  Pistol silencers explained

  I’ve only ever heard of that happening if the barrel threading isn’t properly aligned, causing baffle strikes. I’m using a 9mm YHM can for 5.56, .300 BO & 6.5CM. The only subs I’ve ever shot through it are .300 BO. 6.5CM is significantly more powerful than 9mm Luger and I’ve yet to have any issues.

  2024-05-16 14:37

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  Pistol silencers explained

  I thought the same thing. It looks like the bullet is farting out the gas as opposed to the gases pushing the bullet from the cartridge.

  2024-05-15 22:42

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  Pistol silencers explained

  You should try shooting .300 Blackout subsonics suppressed. They’re quiet enough that, with a bolt gun at 100 yards, you can drop 3 or 4 hogs before the rest figure out what’s happening and bolt.

  2024-05-15 22:41

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  Pistol silencers explained

  Have you ever fired supersonic ammo through a suppressor? It quiets it down considerably, but there’s: still a supersonic crack. The suppressor knocks down the muzzle flash as well. Between the sound reduction and the reduced flash, it’s much harder to pinpoint where a shot was fired from. Subsonic through a suppressor, depending on the rifle setup, can be STUPID quiet though.

  2024-05-15 22:39

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  That was fast

  He was prolly just there as a distraction so the cartels could do what they needed.

  2024-05-15 22:35

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  Pretty sure your insurance does not cover this

  What a boring video.

  2024-05-15 22:11

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  Pistol silencers explained

  Using suppressors with supersonic ammo still reduces the overall report by a significant amount. You’ll still get the supersonic crack, but the muzzle flash will be nearly zero and it’ll be far more difficult to pinpoint your location. When using subsonic ammo like .45ACP or .300BO subs, however, the cycling of the bolt makes way more sound than the muzzle. That’s why suppressed bolt guns are so awesome.

  2024-05-15 19:48

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  That's one

  Also… nice roadrunner pfp.

  2024-05-15 19:16

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  That's one

  Super based.

  2024-05-15 19:15

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  SPORTSBALL!!

  There’s room for both.

  2024-05-13 21:43

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  G E N I U S

  Fair point.

  2024-05-11 16:50

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  Ah yes, chair

  Michael Schumacher is still comatose due to a similar accident. He’s the greatest F1 driver of all time and he grew up skiing. I’m not completely ruling out foul play in either case, but accidents happen.

  2024-05-11 16:50

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  G E N I U S

  5yo you apparently understood evaporative cooling better than adult you.

  2024-05-11 16:14

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  He's a pig. Whoever he is

  He’s a bitch, though.

  2024-05-11 07:20

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  Ah yes, chair

  By a tree?

  2024-05-11 07:17

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  Ah yes, chair

  What’s the problem? That tattoo artist nailed it!

  2024-05-11 06:39

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  men

  This

  2024-05-11 06:38

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  duh

  Greenland’s lookin good right about now.

  2024-05-10 00:50

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  Apple iPad crush ad meme

  I had no idea what this was about. Found the ad here: https://youtu.be/ntjkwIXWtrc?si=mk9DdOGlOHiokXXo I don’t get the outrage. They weren’t symbolizing the destruction of everything in the hydraulic press; instead they were showing that the iPad can do all the things that the crushed items could do. These days, people find the strangest things to get pissed about.

  2024-05-09 13:01

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  3D Print chainmail sleeve

  That’s cool, but why’d he use that bowl of banana pudding as an ashtray?

  2024-05-09 12:48

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  Today's circle of life

  Sometimes the “bullshit that requires money” is just my own poor financial decisions. The fridge is empty, so I just unplugged it to save on electricity, but I’ve got a shitload of ammo on hand. My brakes are squealing on my car, but I bought my daughters a new tent and sleeping pads so we can go camping when I see them next weekend.

  2024-05-03 23:59

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  Catcraft

  Looks like you used the Pictophile blur tool. It’s even in a random rectangle of the pic that you wanted completely pixelated.

  2024-05-03 23:48

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  Garfield Slimfield Minifield Chunkyfield

  Dafuk is going to on with its tail?

  2024-05-03 20:09

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  Lolz

  It’s pretty obvious that a lot of folks out there never even visited, much less grew up in the country. The people reeing because she didn’t call animal control make me laugh. In most areas, animal control only runs inside the city limits. Country people are, for the most part, self-sufficient and city folk just can’t relate to that.

  2024-05-03 20:07

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  Biem

  That’s *Former* Vice President Shithead to you.

  2024-05-03 09:45

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  Helpful horse

  Our horses were trained to do this. It started as something we did to get them to lay down on command. We’d put the lead rope over our mare’s back & pull her head to her right. Then, standing in her left side, we’d lift her front left foot. You pull on the lead rope, put your chin across her spine, and slowly walk backwards. She’d gently lay on her side. We’ve since taught all our other horses the same skill. Comes in handy for vet visits.

  2024-04-30 19:26

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  Mike Tyson?

  I mean, he took a bite out of Holyfield.

  2024-04-30 19:17

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  Biem

  He is a jerk, so this fits.

  2024-04-29 21:41

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  Mike Tyson?

  He’s gonna ruin Jake Paul.

  2024-04-29 10:49

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  If it's stupid, but works, it still breaks your axle

  Yeah, I’m about an hour southwest oh Houston.

  2024-04-29 01:43

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  If it's stupid, but works, it still breaks your axle

  Here in Texas, you see convoys of cars towing other cars and trucks loaded down like this all heading south to Mexico. It was a joke.

  2024-04-29 01:37

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  If it's stupid, but works, it still breaks your axle

  You boys like Mexico?

  2024-04-29 01:15

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  F1 is even faster

  https://oversteer48.com/cota-lap-record/ It’s not even close at COTA! 1:32.029 is the fastest lap ever, posted by F1 driver Valtteri Bottas. The fastest NASCAR lap is 2:10.76 and was posted by William Byron.

  2024-04-28 12:53

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  F1 is even faster

  I can’t think of any circuit that F1 races at where NASCAR would ever be faster. On an oval, NASCAR might edge F1 out, but Indy would be the fastest by far. Aside from the old CanAm series, open wheelers have always been much faster than coupes and sedan series racers.

  2024-04-28 12:50

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  Sounds extremely unpleasant

  That’s not a Walmart product. It clearly says “Wlamrat” right there on the package.

  2024-04-28 00:40

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  Sounds extremely unpleasant

  Four minutes or less, or it’s free?

  2024-04-28 00:39

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  Ughh damn, that's a good one

  They’ve drawn a couple of sliced figs and labeled them as “fig 1.” and “fig 2.” On technical drawings and the like “fig.” means “figure.” It’s a visual Dad Joke… a Dad Meme, if you will.

  2024-04-28 00:36

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  Making a mirror

  Mirrors almost always have the silver leaf applied to what will be the back side when it’s finished. Once the mirror is cleaned, dried, and cut down to final dimensions, they’ll often coat the back side with spray adhesive and apply a sheet of felt to protect the silver from oxidation. What you saw is a normal part of the process.

  2024-04-26 22:21

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