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  It must be fake. Global warming or something. Russian int...

  Which part is retarded? That nasa claims to have taken a picture of earth? Yes, that is pretty dumb. There are only "images" or "artist renditions", never an actual photograph.

  2020-11-25 01:55

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  It must be fake. Global warming or something. Russian int...

  It is claimed that pictures were taken of the earth on the way back from the moon. Why would they need composite images? Just take a picture. Is it really so hard?

  2020-11-25 01:53

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  It must be fake. Global warming or something. Russian int...

  It's nasa's image, not mine. There are no actual pictures of the entire earth. Only "images" and "artists renditions".

  2020-11-25 01:51

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  It must be fake. Global warming or something. Russian int...

  Yes. Because it is a fake photo. There are no pictures of the earth, only "images" and "artists renditions".

  2020-11-25 01:49

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  U monster

  Yes..get those gum drop buttons.

  2020-11-24 19:43

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  Internet Victim

  [Left picture] Media reporting: white supremacist Trump supporter stepping on innocent child. [Right picture] what's really happens.

  2020-11-24 15:37

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  Captain's log

  "Yes..bartender of the past? I will try your primitive alcoholic drink." *chuckles* *pours Mead of the gods* *future guy drinks* *look of "oh shit" this is the best drink I ever had* *takes 2 steps* *passes out* *man behind counter continues to wipe bar*

  2020-11-23 16:32

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  Who here speaks frog?

  I know some frog words. Baggett, oui, hon hon hon, Croissant.

  2020-11-20 21:05

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  Thanos

  Someone with photoshop magic should make one with the batteries coming from a battery powered dildo. Make it and I'll upvote it :>

  2020-11-20 21:02

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  And you wonder why the janitor is always grumpy

  GUYS! TRUMP IS WINNING IN MICHIGAN..WHAT DO WE DO? *democrat ballot fairy appears* Not to worry, I'll save you!

  2020-11-20 13:20

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  Why is this so true???

  Hmpf. Like I'd care about that. Let's see this is going to be so dumb. Just one video. *6 hours later* "Check out our next video: Slugs they are faster than you think. Here's 20 reasons why." Just one more video then I have to get some work done.

  2020-11-19 17:41

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  It really be me tho

  Ehh close enough. I'm sure that's the right answer. The paper is just probably wrong.

  2020-11-18 14:14

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  Charge

  Don't forget the signature "heh heh heh" after he says it.

  2020-11-18 13:48

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  Wtf kind of spelling suggestions are these???

  I feel like I'm partially relevant to this meme.

  2020-11-18 13:45

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  Cute

  *Anakin Skywalker approves*

  2020-11-16 23:15

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  Fax

  Hold on...there are OTHER ways to sprint to the lunch room? Do tell.

  2020-11-16 17:51

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  this is me

  *Whispering order to friend* "Two medium pizzas and two large pizza extra cheese" *friend nods* Friend: Can I get two extra large medium pizzas?

  2020-11-15 02:17

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  Suck it Blues

  CODE WORD: Dirtbag

  2020-11-13 15:51

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  Affleck really gone downhill.

  "Hand over the bread and I'll let you off with a warning."

  2020-11-12 23:46

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  “Progressive”

  *Joker* "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!"

  2020-11-12 17:31

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  ok

  Eew.. Reddit. Just as bad as facebook.

  2020-11-12 00:32

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  KERMIT SHOULD BE IN INFINITY WAR

  They may not. But midgets definitely know.

  2020-11-11 23:10

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  I know it's a repost, just comment

  Dude, where's my asshole?

  2020-11-11 18:39

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  I know it's a repost, just comment

  A series of unfortunate assholes

  2020-11-11 18:38

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  I know it's a repost, just comment

  The assholes down under

  2020-11-11 18:36

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  You guys liked the last hot pocket so have another

  Mmmmm.. liquid lava ice chunks.

  2020-11-11 17:20

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  *Something smart*

  I'm so sorry I accidentally downvoted your comment. I meant to upvote. I am ashamed.

  2020-11-11 13:31

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  Meme

  Your mom's name is "Door Dash"? That's pretty cool.

  2020-11-11 13:25

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  *Something smart*

  The only thing "advanced" about redditors is being advanced full blown retards.

  2020-11-11 11:32

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  Zero context

  HUZZAH! A MAN OF QUALITY!

  2020-11-11 02:32

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  work or starve

  I was thinking of Soviet union because more recent.

  2020-11-11 00:17

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  work or starve

  I absolutely agree. But remember..death is a powerful motivator. Kill a few and people will fall in line. If someone steps out of the boundaries, they are killed, which will motivate others not to.

  2020-11-10 13:43

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  idk look boobs

  Ohh man. I would disappoint her in so many ways.

  2020-11-09 21:03

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  Do the roar

  "Let me set you straight, Butterpants. An ogre only roars when he’s angry. You don’t want to see me angry, do you?" "..Do it.." *licks*

  2020-11-09 21:02

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  bog oof

  Wait..was there ANY Russian interference this round or is that only when a rep is winning? I don't watch MSM so I really don't know.

  2020-11-08 21:08

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  same

  He can still vote! He's only been dead for 40 years. All you have to do is get a Ouiji board and ask. Everyone knows that.

  2020-11-08 12:00

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  Bruh

  That's "Jack" from Simple Jack.

  2020-11-08 11:56

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  Bruh

  "Everybody knows you never go full retard. "

  2020-11-08 11:54

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  Difference

  Democrats 2016-2020*

  2020-11-08 00:16

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  I wanted to pick up my yellow chair, now I can't

  It's a real video. It has 2.4 million views...and they don't even pick the chair up all the way.

  2020-11-07 20:49

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  everything isn’t okay

  By the time she had her children the supers were in hiding. She had to fake her birthing pains. "Mrs. Incredible..are you feeling any pain? Do you need an epidural? "Why would I ne...OH..yes. The pain. It is too much to bare. I better have two of those."

  2020-11-06 18:22

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  A Challenge to Florida Man

  He was fined $600 for each offense. And unsupervised probation for 2 year..which also means a 2 year ban from Yellowstone.

  2020-11-06 18:17

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  Man fuck all that

  Wait..your management ASKS if you want to do the work of 4 people instead of just telling you to do it? I call BS.

  2020-11-06 01:09

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  MMMM

  There's a YouTube channel where some guy tries bizarre food combinations. Allegedly cheetos and milk are a delicious combination together. I probably will never personally confirm this..but I'm sure there are some who have.

  2020-11-05 10:38

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  The police

  Oh man this is a good one. Thank you for sharing. I laughed when I got to the "911 what'syour emergency" part. Ahahahahaha

  2020-11-04 23:45

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  fat

  Op's mom has a big ol' spatially significant pussy. Mmhmm. Facts.

  2020-11-02 14:34

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  Y e s

  "Well howdy stranger" "Well howdy stranger" *person approaches* "WELL HOW.. STRANG..ER...fuck"

  2020-11-02 13:15

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  It's awkward most of the time

  This would have been a good "when your custom character is in a cut scene" meme.

  2020-11-01 23:23

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  Is that too much to ask?

  For real. Are pre-made sandwiches too much to ask for? Ladies be ungrateful for getting a pushing from the 4in galaxy destroyer.

  2020-10-31 20:54

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  Insert us and a

  You forgot to mention that the US [Allegedly] was the 1st to put man on the moon.

  2020-10-31 16:28

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  Insert us and a

  It didn't post my entire comment. And for some reason I can never edit my comments. Maybe because of using mobile app?

  2020-10-31 16:22

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  Insert us and a

  You forgot to mention that the US

  2020-10-31 14:24

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  Insert us and a

  Don't forget they have to pick up the military slack that their allies fail to contribute to.

  2020-10-31 14:21

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  Insert us and a

  You can speak freely. But you are not free of criticism. I've heard recently in canada where people were fined, if not jailed for ""hate speech"" not sure if it is true. But that doesn't happen in the US.

  2020-10-31 14:15

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  Me too kid

  It's coming if Trump wins again. You'll see. You think the riots are bad now..just wait. There won't be a Target or Best Buy store that's safe.

  2020-10-31 12:03

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  My queso can live for 120 years

  Mislabeled products and undeclared allergens are the top causes of recalls. ..in case anyone wanted to know that..

  2020-10-30 04:34

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  YouTube plz

  Every dog could still be only 1 or 2 dogs. I know it's unlikely, but maybe.

  2020-10-30 00:18

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  YouTube plz

  My mistake..I thought there was more to it than that.

  2020-10-30 00:16

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  YouTube plz

  I'm sorry..I don't get it. Please explain it to me?

  2020-10-30 00:07

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  No, you can’t give yourself infinite power and control ...

  "Enjoy your movie." "You too" "........." *rewind button* "Enjoy your movie." "You too..FUCK I DID IT AGAIN"

  2020-10-29 00:39

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  this ain’t the onion lmao

  "If it bleeds, we can kill it." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

  2020-10-28 17:52

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  Oh wow

  trypophobia

  2020-10-27 11:32

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  Thirsty fella

  There was this squirrel that lived by the church i went to as a kid, every Sunday I would take a whole cinnamon roll or whatever type of pastry out and feed him. It was so big compared to him but he seemed so happy when I would bring him foods.

  2020-10-26 23:54

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  Bruh found this in the dollar tree

  Black maca is the maca that actually works for sexual potency. The red not so much and it is claimed that yellow is basically worthless.

  2020-10-26 23:50

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  Bud helps out

  Tortoise 1st thought: "oh no.. I'm stuck.. wait..what are you doing step tortoise?" "Just helping because that's what heroes do."

  2020-10-26 23:29

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  ...bmw owner... retard.

  Have you checked your samoflange? That could be acting up.

  2020-10-26 00:32

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  This was moderated

  *goes to shake hands* *sees stubs* "Oh yeah! Best to be safe and just fist bump." *fist bumps stub*

  2020-10-25 19:17

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  6 words

  "I fucked op's mom last night." Oops.. You said a funny story not a true one. My bad.

  2020-10-25 00:42

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  lol

  Kinda looks like that brain bug from Starship Troopers.

  2020-10-25 00:37

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  maintenance

  "I'm good for another 3,000-15,000 miles I'm sure."

  2020-10-24 18:44

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  No title

  Well, that escalated quickly.

  2020-10-23 18:23

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  Good feeling gone

  The audacity of those bitches

  2020-10-22 17:41

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  These look yummy

  INVEST

  2020-10-21 21:21

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  The Legend Robbie Rotten

  Barry the bee. He likes jazz

  2020-10-21 21:21

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  Viper life

  [To the tune of Pure Imagination] "Come with meee and you'll seeee a place full of Osha violations.."

  2020-10-21 16:12

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  Sneaky time

  The blue one is always sus.. unless I'm blue.

  2020-10-20 14:24

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  Be like Engie

  Mom is google and dad is bing?

  2020-10-20 03:08

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  All Y users will be banished to the depths of hell

  Look! A secret door! And this. It's a "Y". YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT..EVEN WITH STRAWBERRIES

  2020-10-19 20:20

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  I love doing some coke off girls tits

  And they say chivalry is dead.

  2020-10-19 20:17

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  I'd be fine with that

  You are sentenced to DEATH! *OH NO* BY SNU SNU *OH YES!*

  2020-10-19 20:17

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  Im back

  It is a hormel spam can, with specifically a "crown" lid as apposed to a "silgan" lid. Crown is reserved [most of the time] to flavors like turkey spam.

  2020-10-19 18:14

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  Shoplifters will be prostituted

  Well yeah everyone knows. Inventory, team meetings, motivational talks, gagging on cocks, employee bake sale planning, etc.

  2020-10-19 13:27

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  beardy

  "I'll have you know I'm a bit of a tit licker myself."

  2020-10-19 13:25

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  He does tho

  Wish you would have gotten a picture with him. A little evidence would be nice.

  2020-10-18 17:51

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  Title

  Oh man I want an American skin for my character..every time I make a kill there's fireworks and machine-gun fire and bald eagles that swoop in and take 1/2 the body.

  2020-10-18 13:44

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  But why tho?

  YOU FOOL! YOU FELL FOR THE CLASSIC BLUNDER!

  2020-10-18 11:07

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  Mmmm

  Nothing better than frozen toilet paper on a super saucy taco day.

  2020-10-18 00:22

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  is everything ok at home?

  I wish my jaw unhinged so I could eat an entire cake.

  2020-10-18 00:20

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  I was then later murdered by their fathers

  "Aww.. hey little guy"

  2020-10-17 14:39

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  Good tips

  See my channel for more amazing facts.

  2020-10-17 14:23

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  A tack on titan

  Interesting. A titan bar..where are those from? Looks pretty good. I'd like to try one.

  2020-10-17 11:00

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  I’m an alpha male hbu?

  You have to cackle maniacally or make feral animal noises to establish dominance while doing it.

  2020-10-17 00:02

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  Can I join

  I'm supposed to wash my disposable masks? SHIT I've just been throwing them away. FFS.

  2020-10-17 00:00

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  What in the actual fuuuh

  That seems REALLY high. But then it only comes out to being .03

  2020-10-16 23:59

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  Thats some deep gourment shit

  That's why it's called a BAKERS DOZEN. which is 13. 12 for the customer..1 for the baker.

  2020-10-16 18:02

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  I'd rather see thoughts...

  I wonder if you could see a vague outline if you splashed him with paint. Good luck aiming the splash in the right area..but still i wonder..

  2020-10-16 18:00

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  Listen to the cowboy advice.

  But most of all YEEHAW*

  2020-10-16 17:57

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  r rated for reception children

  I went 32 years without seeing this. Thank you for letting me know this existed...

  2020-10-15 03:13

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  Title

  They actually make a "Turkey Spam". So you could make it even more legit. :]

  2020-10-15 00:59

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  Derp

  Oh, Your clock wakes you up peacefully? That's so nice.

  2020-10-13 20:37

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