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  Ha

  Lick the mirror.

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  ChatGPT told her the coffee means he's cheating... divorc...

  pretty sure the AI isn't the problem here.

  2025-05-14 22:34

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  what an ad!

  Rereads billboard, "of of." Smashes into stopped traffic.

  2025-05-14 00:54

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  Get mom wine for Mother’s Day, you’re probably why sh...

  Oh she's an alcoholic how funny and quirky. Now. Let's play reverse the genders.

  2025-05-08 09:02

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  China’s new divorce law just nuked the industry

  My ex lost it all because she kept saying the quiet part out loud. She wanted full custody. Her reason. How was she supposed to live if I didn't pay her more than half my paycheck.

  2025-05-08 09:00

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  SanFran go brrrrrrr

  Que Marty Mcfly meme wait I've seen this one before.

  2025-05-06 12:23

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  Skype logs off for the last time after 22 years

  Communicator became Lync, then Lync became Skype, and the Skype became Teams. Good riddens to unsupported outdated software. "Teams" is an "out of control monstrosity," though.

  2025-05-06 07:52

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  dongs in an announcer

  seek help

  2025-05-06 01:50

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  Title

  They started locking the lotion and stuff up at my local CVS so I just stopped buying it there. In unrelated news they just closed the second CVS location in town. Probably has nothing to do with all the beeping I hear as I walk my dog tonight.

  2025-05-06 01:45

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  Attorney General really said Trump saved 75% of America bro

  Report the full story? They haven't done that in years.

  2025-05-04 11:57

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  The villain move is dumb? Bro I made it up five minutes ago

  My go-to was always. His goals are beyond human understanding. Then weave something better, as an explanation into the plot. It would end up making the story better, and my players would trust me to at least fix it if things didn't make sense at first.

  2025-05-04 11:45

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  wiping boogers on the unthinking ideologue

  Context and actual evidence. Otherwise, it's just a word salad spit back at you. Are there more than two genders? "Yes." Is there actual evidence, "Sure these frogs see..." Wait, we are talking about humans, "Oh!" "Then. No."

  2025-05-04 07:41

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  we all hate taxes

  Homestead the house. Then they can't take it but when you pass they'll sell it to recoup the tax bill.

  2025-05-03 23:17

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  I don't get it. Wouldn't that suggest they didn't "pass" therefore be an insult?

  2025-05-03 21:14

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  Canada is Clown Country

  If only.

  2025-04-16 17:44

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  Boston dynamics robots rn

  They could if this wasn't fake.

  2025-04-16 03:11

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  no life skills needed

  The trick is to do the work and just have chat GPT correct it then correct the corrections. I have improved my writing a lot with that method. While my coworker was lik AI is dumb it doesn't work. I find out that he was trying 2 have it write emails 4 him.

  2025-04-15 22:02

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  Inverse Retard

  I was talking to my coworkers who think that the ports are blocked and armed thugs are extorting money from confused merchants. The only ones confused are my coworkers. I just kept quiet. It isn't worth the grief of explaining to them.

  2025-04-15 21:55

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  Remember me

  

  2025-04-15 21:52

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  the urge is strong

  This ain't it champ.

  2025-04-15 21:46

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  great prank for Monday at work

  Cane here to say this. It would take ne nomths to motice.

  2025-04-14 18:35

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  Blue Origin all female crew pilotless rocket

  NASA determined that the public wouldn't accept pilotless craft. Even though they practically are. So they always included a "pilot'. The fact that an all female crew is being billed as pilotless is ironic to some.

  2025-04-14 15:30

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  too focused on tentacle porn

  Their manga and anime has been amazing lately but admittedly could be part of the problem. To focused on escaping the burn out from overwork.

  2025-04-13 16:45

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  sounds like cuckoldry mate

  I used to get involved in those situations a lot when I was young and somewhat attractive there was a 100% divorce rate for those "couples". As soon as anyone else is brought into the relationship in that way it's basically over.

  2025-04-12 11:34

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  nig nogs

  Why does it matter if the victim is innocent? Aren't we all until we do something?

  2025-04-12 11:30

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  Cave divers << cave skiiers

  I love how the first choice is either I choose correctly and make it out or I choose for my family to never know what happened to the body.

  2025-04-12 11:23

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  Step up

  This is a completely unrealistic stereotype. She should have long nails then it would be accurate.

  2025-04-12 11:00

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  Because in the wild, they die.

  2025-04-12 05:01

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  Amazed this behaviour persists and did not die off sometime

  Misuse of "himself" in the meme text aside. There are so many predators that this was the only way to survive while the young are defenseless. How is that stupid? Ironic, I think.

  2025-04-12 04:50

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  This intro rewired my brain permanently

  The Incredibles 2

  2025-04-12 00:09

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  When math becomes a multiple choice of vibes

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  2025-04-12 00:06

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  This man edited 6 million Wikipedia pages. He is the lore...

  Not surprisingly, he looks exactly like how I think someone who would do that would look too.

  2025-04-11 23:38

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  From nursery rhymes to conspiracy theories. What a pivot

  I already like Ms Rachel you didn't have to sell me on it.

  2025-04-11 13:58

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  Marriage is just an emotional hostage situation with pape...

  Who hurt you. You're not wrong. But, who hurt you?

  2025-04-09 11:24

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  After all that…

  

  2025-04-08 10:44

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  She climbed the gate and my respect at the same time

  elderly get retard strength.

  2025-04-06 16:06

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  Raise minimum wage don’t cut medicaid

  They try to keep their price's consistent. A few locations in DC can be supplemented. Once everybody gets the higher minimum wage, then prices must go up everywhere. Pointing at an outlier proves nothing.

  2025-04-06 12:21

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  we talk about you all the time

  The picture was cut off, and I thought he trapped the immortal snail at first. Then I realized who it was and scrolled.

  2025-04-05 05:07

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  Left my phone under a paper cutter, now it's two phones

  "Accidentally", let intrusive thoughts win out.

  2025-04-04 19:19

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  meme

  I mean it's a grill and that isn't meat. You are not wrong. But, what is your point.

  2025-04-04 15:54

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  Well well well

  If at least they understood the part about scent.

  2025-04-02 20:36

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  If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't e...

  Reminds me of the old grade school play yard insult of, "Did your parents have any children that lived."

  2025-03-31 11:47

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  Before Google, we called a robot voice for the time

  popcorn

  2025-03-31 10:50

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  I thought Latin America is full of them

  Regular natives of Argentina are native South American and Europeans.

  2025-03-31 01:02

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  The CIA when JFK started asking bus questions

  I don't think this is a mystery.

  2025-03-30 23:21

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  These are true facts

  Checkes out.

  2025-03-29 13:53

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  we like trump, but let's use some critical thinking. he's...

  That would be Emperialism. Not that l'm complaining. It has been my long standing theory that Trump doesn't have supporters rather we all just want to see what he does next. So fans I guess.

  2025-03-28 20:32

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  follow the guidelines

  What do you mean untested? They tested it in the lab and it did a great job of reducing the population they tested it on.

  2025-03-28 20:22

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  Downvote all you want. AI memes are the future and I welc...

  Don't mind if I do.

  2025-03-28 15:39

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  Lmao

  They should have panned back to him shaking his fist under the table. Haha

  2025-03-28 11:26

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  Anyone surprised?

  Just let me hold it for you. I ASSure you no one will ever find it.

  2025-03-27 06:11

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  Genie: 17 wishes. Me: Yeah, makes sense. I’m a mess

  The genie trying to be patient as I wish for my 15th mallow cup.

  2025-03-25 14:30

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  We as millennials and Gen Z need to agree that nobody car...

  It's a bad habit. It is for those times when your at a long table and your elbow would be in the way. If you are in the habit of putting your elbows in the way you won't notice but your neighbors at the table will be annoyed.

  2025-03-25 11:36

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  just a cute animal video

  No cute animal video. Only meme!

  2025-03-25 11:19

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  #1

  Number 1 what? Number one flop.

  2025-03-24 21:04

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  Me, worried about splitting atoms instead of cutting veggies

  Naw, there are forces preventing it. Takes a lot of energy to overcome them.

  2025-03-24 02:22

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  wiping boogers on hypocrisy

  The idea is everyone is the same, so if they could just come where the successful people are, they will be successful people. Of course, it doesn't work that way.

  2025-03-16 15:56

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  Cow body painting

  Don't play with your food.

  2025-03-16 15:02

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  Difference between Nvidia RTx 3090 and the AMD RX6900 XT

  Is that the price?

  2025-03-16 04:33

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  Sauronman

  Didn't have a name just penciled in "this is a Sauron man" until he could think of one and it stuck.

  2025-03-15 20:13

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  Welcome...

  The way the dev team for Teams behaves I imagine that they are already in extra hell.

  2025-03-15 20:10

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  Watto is alive

  Why would he have killed someone who for all things considered treats them well and is basically a father figure to him.

  2025-03-15 18:57

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  Jazz

  In an infinite universe with infinite realities there exist somewhere an individual person who truly isn't pretending to like jazz. Seems unlikely though.

  2025-03-15 18:47

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  Sing

  Nor a plate

  2025-03-15 18:42

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  Make memes dank again

  song?

  2025-03-14 23:44

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  never forget what dems did to us

  Right and it doesn't matter if your clot shot is up to date or don't even have one. If you're sick you can spread it. If you’re not sick you can't spread it.

  2025-03-14 23:22

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  Just roll on your side wpiss in a solo cup then set it on...

  I would 100% forget and drink it.

  2025-03-13 21:41

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  Tough guy

  idiot

  2025-03-13 21:27

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  Tesla stock meme

  So now is the time to invest, you say.?

  2025-03-11 23:57

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  incidents & fatalities at coal plants are much higher tha...

  I always thought the way we make power is dumb. We make hot water to turn turbines just like the coal burning power plants. Why not innovate ways to extract the power more directly. Instead we try to shoe horn it into the existing methods.

  2025-03-10 21:47

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  Russian cat meme

  Cat looks like she's saying, "and I'll do it again!"

  2025-03-10 21:36

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  Home remedy for the darkness

  Currently trying Kava Kava. As a supplement, candy, or tea. Then I apply a large dose of it is what it is and Idon'tcarearall. Then I feel better.

  2025-03-10 20:48

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  Gorgeous apartment

  I mean if you consider the lease and restocking costs. Still probably cheaper than buying a house in this market.

  2025-03-10 20:41

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  Focused man > distracted genius

  Doubt. Now if you mean do more damage that's easy.

  2025-03-10 20:36

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  found him

  I'd have to do my mother in law with my girlfriends brain. If done the other way round my mother in law would find out I have a girlfriend and tell my wife.

  2025-03-10 20:16

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  Did you know...

  Even numbers can be divided by 2, and you still get an even number. 2 is special because it only gets 1 an odd number. Think about it is 2 really an even number.

  2025-03-10 15:26

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  I don't

  The answer is always zero percent. Im just pretending to struggle with it.

  2025-03-10 02:12

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  Cleric is just Catholic warlock

  He out of line but I have no idea if this is right. I haven't played D&D in 20 years.

  2025-03-10 02:01

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  Adam

  Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. Oh nevermind it's another JD Vance meme.

  2025-03-10 01:44

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  Holo

  came to comments to say this. I bet he is fun at parties though.

  2025-03-10 01:31

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  They let me get a bump before I left last time

  and a hooker

  2025-03-09 23:23

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  Trust issues

  Even a fool can speak wisdom from time to time. Doesn't make them less of a fool.

  2025-03-09 23:21

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  When shes really into you... sort of

  The end really explains it all. I am glad I watched the whole thing.

  2025-03-09 22:09

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  Full metal

  Full metal jacket was criticized for extensive use of voice overs. That is to make up for not releasing the other installments first. You should watch it second if not last. So Panic, Jacket, and then Brotherhood.

  2025-03-08 22:48

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  You had doubts?

  I believe the saying is money can't buy happiness. No one ever thought people having money wouldn't have more happiness.

  2025-03-08 22:22

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  Crying

  I think DeSantis is a Florida man. You should Google Florida man to find out more.

  2025-03-08 11:57

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  One Tapped The Whole Family

  Son of Sam

  2025-03-08 11:54

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  Me approximating the granularity of modern attention spans.

  To prevent static from building up, tires are designed with materials in the rubber to conduct electricity. The teacher probably googled it later and was even more angry that you were right.

  2025-03-08 00:42

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  If only women could make a meme like this

  Someone recently said to me that it wasn't hard unless you don't have what we want. Hit me deep.

  2025-03-08 00:38

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  Dogzoned

  Dudes probably like close enough.

  2025-03-08 00:26

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  Inflammable meme

  As a native English speaker even I may get that one wrong. Usually the prefix "in" meaning "not" but in this case it means "to". As in to set on fire inflammable. if it can't be set on fire you say non-flammable.

  2025-03-07 17:21

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  Yeah

  Ookie desu

  2025-03-06 22:23

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  Miniature tools

  That company... Albert Einstein. and everyone clapped.

  2025-03-06 10:10

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  Oy vey

  Jewcepticon

  2025-03-05 23:41

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  Literally me

  And people still wear that to the interview.

  2025-03-05 21:36

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  Trudeau is MAGA

  Yup

  2025-03-04 21:45

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  Hypocrisy

  Can we also put the capital punishment people up for adoption? Maybe Ukrain would be interested for the front lines.

  2025-03-04 14:54

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  Vietnamese amusements...simplified

  North Korean Astronaut training.

  2025-03-04 00:14

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  HAHA

  Also means it's a good time to buy the stock

  2025-03-03 21:40

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  Its all a game

  She is probably why he thought insulting the USA was a good tactic.

  2025-03-02 23:13

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