Yolo.Swag

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Your retardation is disadvantageous. :betterthan:

42 Memes

Yolo.Swag | 2020-06-16 14:31

Lmao

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Yolo.Swag | 2020-06-16 14:30

Lmao

79% 670

Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-31 20:00

Wow

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Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-31 19:30

Lmaooo truuu

79% 644

Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-31 19:30

Lmaoooo truuu

81% 650

Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-31 19:00

Horny mods = easy points

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Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-31 18:30

True story

78% 775

Yolo.Swag | 2020-03-28 13:30

OMG SO TRUUUEE XDD

74% 960

Yolo.Swag | 2019-11-30 19:30

Lmaooo

83% 969

Yolo.Swag | 2019-11-30 17:30

Lmaooooo

82% 776

Yolo.Swag | 2018-11-27 09:00

They had a funeral for a bird

35% 1173

Yolo.Swag | 2018-09-25 15:00

The secret is to undercook the onions.

76% 948

Yolo.Swag | 2018-08-21 22:00

Alexa this is so sad can we play Tors?

57% 1363

Yolo.Swag | 2018-08-15 16:30

Breasts are temporary. Monkey hair cuts are eternal

75% 1134

Yolo.Swag | 2018-06-25 01:30

Lmao

57% 1109

Yolo.Swag | 2018-06-24 16:00

Lol

51% 1057

Yolo.Swag | 2018-06-24 16:00

Haha

52% 974

Yolo.Swag | 2018-05-22 01:00

OwO

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Yolo.Swag | 2017-12-21 17:00

XD

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Yolo.Swag | 2017-12-20 18:30

Xd

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Latest comments

we wuz kangz
America wasnt either

2020-12-29 11:30
+3
we wuz kangz
Neither was America

2020-12-29 11:29
+16
Bonk go to horny jail
Youre a liar if you say you wouldn't hit tho

2020-12-01 07:44
+41
Semester's over so I'm back to uploading
Theyre funny af tho

2020-11-29 19:25
+8
repost
yes

2020-11-29 18:35
0
.mmm
Duality of man

2020-11-26 18:42
+26
Fuck life
Woman moment

2020-11-26 15:48
+7
epic
That makes absolutely zero sense. Youre saying pee causes splash but shit doesnt. Bet your nasty ass only wipes your cheeks and not the hole lol.

2020-11-22 16:39
0
epic
"Splash caused by pee"And yet your shit magically teleports into the water with no splash. Ok

2020-11-22 07:11
+9
it's time
Doesnt surprise anyone that Hollywood would praise a pedofile film

2020-11-21 18:05
+65
IF superheroes were really from the US
And? Thats like saying someone isnt a good fisherman if they use a fishing rod.

2020-11-20 14:41
+2
Dis make a me feeeeel
You are the equivalent of 14 y/o who listen to Billie Eilish and claim to be depressed

2020-11-20 14:31
-3
neat
yes

2020-11-20 14:19
+16
Stay safe and where your masks
I dont think you understand what herd immunity is or why it works lol

2020-11-15 16:14
+9
Both sides have these wannabes tho
Wars are and have always been won by people who do nothing but run miles i guess, now?

2020-11-13 22:36
0
Dongs in a Racer
yes

2020-11-10 17:31
+6
IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT
My child is in danger from a pedofile/predator/murderer! Better send a text, (not a call, or even just run inside to get him myself) to waste time packing clothes

2020-10-29 07:49
+15
Dumbasses are gay
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

2020-10-25 17:28
+3
Oh no

2020-10-25 14:39
+7
School.
-someone who has never gotten a job by lying

2020-10-25 14:10
0
School.
It is optional. You can drop out whenever but dont expect to get very far without a hs diploma or GED.

2020-10-25 14:09
+4
School.
Teach you what exactly about jobs? Theyre all different. You want them to teach you everything about every line of work? Budgeting is part of econ or personal finance class. They were 98% available in your school. You just never took them.

2020-10-25 14:07
+1
No breathing
"Joe Biden's" i think it means to say "Joe Biden's full-time youth target marketing intern's island".

2020-10-18 17:38
+38
Bruhhhh
Yeah, doubt the toddler knew or would even care about the daughter. Its sweet that they hugged but the parents 100% told the toddler to hug him.

2020-10-18 15:24
+27
Feminism
You just contradicted yourself, simp.

2020-10-12 20:19
+23
Or wet fat bill....
Idk. Thumbs are part of what make humans superior. Id rather walk with a slight limp than not be able to hold anything properly/do precise tasks ever again

2020-10-07 23:59
+11
absolute moron
1. He did that while in NK? 2. Your question implies something bad would come of it. That disproves your whole point.

2020-10-06 20:42
+15
The Gym
Not here in the US

2020-10-06 11:44
-2
Ermagherd werter berlerns
Its a taser with low amperage. Even if the cops got soaked, its not like the taser is gonna arc over back to them just because its wet.

2020-10-05 11:35
+5
Ermagherd werter berlerns
Thats not how that works at all.

2020-10-05 07:56
+32
checkmate god

2020-10-04 23:03
+3
checkmate god
Oh my god thats disgusting! Where?!

2020-10-04 20:49
+34
Eltit tresni
You have answered no questions about the points you brought up

2020-10-04 01:52
-1
Eltit tresni
Who is saying "social consciousness"? Only youre bringing it up Can we kill sleeping people? They arent aware of their surroundings. Or deaf/dumb/blind? Lets see what new criteria he brings up next folks

2020-10-04 01:50
0
Eltit tresni
Dogs eat their own shit, bugs bathe in urine. Youre retarded if you think humans share the same value as animals.

2020-10-04 01:46
-1
Eltit tresni
Youre not gonna acknowledge that it IS one of the most common used arguments used by baby killers?

2020-10-04 01:42
-1
Eltit tresni
Oh didnt you just say consciousness? Now its a nervous system. What will you change it to next?

2020-10-04 01:35
-1
Eltit tresni
I love how babykillers and their advocates love to constantly change goalposts "its alive when theres a heartbeat, wait um actually if it has consciousness, ah oh i mean a nervous system...uh no, brain activity"

2020-10-04 01:33
-1
Eltit tresni
No. Im not. Didnt answer the question. Prove to me that you and i are conscience and then show me how the baby isnt simply because of a thin layer between it and the outside world

2020-10-04 00:29
-1
Eltit tresni
So children arent alive? People on life support? Pre mature babies?

2020-10-03 20:25
0
Eltit tresni
But...they are. But you're right. It is a ridiculous argument from prochoicers.

2020-10-03 19:46
+21
Coronavirus is a b*tch
Found the 12 year old who gets all his info from reddit and twitter.

2020-10-03 11:33
+7
you really can’t fix stupid
No its almost literally the exact opposite. Im asking for his "deceased friends" names so i can verify with obituaries and social media records to PROVE his "all my friends died of covid" story. Did you even read what i wrote?

2020-10-02 20:09
+1
Praise Jeebus!

2020-09-29 17:34
+3
RKelly's piss comes to mind
I too like to rape my ears with disgusting non coherent screeching and cringe human roaring that has no melody or rhythm while getting tinnitusmight as well listen to tv static

2020-09-26 20:36
+7
Title
Like police brutality on poc, russian collusion, white/male privilege, wage gap, patriarchy, rampant white supremacy, pink tax, rape culture. Stuff like that

2020-09-26 15:50
+3
Title
Numbers being inflated by "accident"(CDC), WHO backing China even after its attempt to hide it, Hospitals getting more funding for filing unrelated deaths as COVID,

2020-09-26 15:47
0
charger changer
Both look sexy and sleek as fuck tho.

2020-09-26 15:38
+33
Digital Piss
Yes. Dont act naive. Context and basic english lingo matters. A 5 year old can understand this. Otherwise Nazis are just socialists and antifa is just anti fascist because " hurr durr its the name". Youre picking at straws

2020-09-26 15:33
+3
Title
I got you fam. Conspiracy theories like Rape Culture. White Supremacy. Male Privilege. White Privilege. Patriarchy. that stuff right?

2020-09-26 15:26
+7
Digital Piss
"Teen" lol they were 18-19 year old competitors. Not condoning it but you're just being dishonest with that wordplay bud

2020-09-26 15:17
+3
THIS...

2020-09-26 15:09
-1
His face said "bruh"
Lol what? I said technology, not weapons and then you proceed fo repeat my point almost word for word. What part of it is retarded? Cgi is a broad term used like how "weapon" can cover a snub nose to an a10 warthog. Youre just being pedantic lol

2020-09-26 12:08
-1
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
"You wanna murder your grandma you animal Oh whats that, you wanna murder an innocent baby? Ok i support you " -You, 2020

2020-09-26 07:59
0
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
Soul? Define soul and then show me proof that YOU and me have souls but a baby doesnt. Also, who is saying put its life before yours?

2020-09-26 07:49
+3
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
The topic at hand is choice being the cause of harm to human life. Why cant they be compared? Both fit within the topic.

2020-09-26 01:16
-4
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
And what about the babys choice? You seem to keep leaving that part about the second human life in the equation that gets killed out of your argument

2020-09-26 01:05
+8
His face said "bruh"
And im guessing you think the us military uses ar 15s and hunting rifles because they obviously use the same tech as civilians warships? F22s? Impossible because we citizens cant own them therefore no better tech exists right?

2020-09-26 01:02
-9
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
"Highly contagious communicable disease" lol its a cold. I know you gotta try to make a cold sound as complicated and intimidating as possible but c'mon. Thats just retarded

2020-09-26 00:54
-27
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
Why not?

2020-09-26 00:52
-25
You want to kill Grandma! REEEEEEeeeEeEEeeeeEEe!!!!
Youre retarded. Its still killing a human life. Can we kill people in comas hooked to life support? Or children?(they rely on others to survive). And yes, taking someone off life support against their will IS murder

2020-09-26 00:52
+12
I showed this to my ex gf and she didn't understand
I reckon that there would cure any man alive of any depression

2020-09-25 20:14
+7
Upgrade time!
I would bet that youve never had a job before, but id feel bad taking your parents cash

2020-09-24 17:33
+6
Title goes here
Sounds like its just stating his/her personal flaws and is admitting as to why they have trouble with relationships.

2020-09-21 22:22
+2
Keanu wholesome chungus 100
Thats when you notice your girlfriend has a high res camera and a ring light

2020-09-21 07:23
+10
Voter fraud
I like em

2020-09-21 07:21
+27
No reason....
FUUUUCCCKKKK

2020-09-20 17:39
0
you really can’t fix stupid
Name (first and last names please) them and your affiliations please. So we can honor them. Also, list age and notable medical issues. This will be fact checked

2020-09-20 17:38
-5
meme
Abortion

2020-09-20 13:49
+17
No reason....
Wow i guess you learned calculus but never basic reading comprehensioni never said it wasnt applicable. I said fakebatch couldnt name an application. I seem to have touched a nerdy little nerve there FUUCKKKK

2020-09-20 02:38
+11
No reason....
I bet 5 of your moms juicy nudes you cant tell me one application for this particular equation

2020-09-20 02:16
+20
Yep
No, youre just retarded enough drivel, hog

2020-09-19 21:59
+4
Yep
I noticed you didnt mention CNN or MSNBC now why would you leave those out when theyve been caught numerous times straight up lying?"im not bias, i watch all oh but the one i dont agree with is worse but im not bias guyz i swear"

2020-09-19 18:27
+8
you really can’t fix stupid
People know it exists. But its a glorified cold. The world didnt need to shut down and change our societys entire way of life because of a 99.8% survival rating

2020-09-19 17:47
+29
Genesis 4:20
Millions?

2020-09-18 19:14
+2
OMG
Nah bro it cured my nieces brothers roomate's doggroomer's aunt's stepbrother's cancer uhh oh and its non addictive. Gimme one sec. Lemme go light up a roach real quick

2020-09-18 16:48
0
title would’ve shot commie too
" allow me to interject my retarded presumptuous opinion into a conversation about a topic i already admit i have no idea about or ever even heard of "

2020-09-17 20:06
+11
OMG
nah bro, it cures cancer but you have to keep taking it also its not addictive but you gotta take it forever for it to do that also its healthy. Also it cures cancer

2020-09-17 20:01
+3
Oo oo aa aa
Thousands? Where are you getting that figure? And why not? Claiming something is absurd isnt an argument lmao. "Thats stupid! Hah! Checkmate! "

2020-09-15 18:08
-14
Oo oo aa aa
NOOOOOO FUUCCKKKKK

2020-09-15 16:49
-28
Oo oo aa aa
Ah yes because the govt discloses all intel and data to us and lets us know its latest tech declassified stuff? Not a thing. Nope, we as average citizens have the exact same stuff as the trillion dollar budget govt

2020-09-15 16:39
-46
Poor Construction worker
Maybe a laborer. Tradesmen get paid quite a bit.

2020-09-15 16:17
+24
shut up!
"Theres nothing wrong with dating sex workers " Later... "Lol i bet your parents were sex workers Hah! Gottem!"

2020-09-14 22:10
+1
Some people need to be hit in the face with a chair
Oh ok

2020-09-14 22:07
-1
Some people need to be hit in the face with a chair
Thats retarded. I said meat isnt made to be eaten. Thats basic evolution. To survive, and not be eaten. I never said creatures shouldnt/couldnt eat meat.

2020-09-14 22:06
0
shut up!
Its O'Faggot again and what a surprise! He wouldnt mind sharing his girl with countless men! FUUCCKK

2020-09-14 14:04
+1
Some people need to be hit in the face with a chair
So im guessing you dont eat meat. Meat isnt MADE to be eaten by any animal. But predators eat it and it works.

2020-09-14 13:58
-3
stonetoss
NNOOOOOOO!!!!

2020-09-13 15:42
+4
stonetoss
Imagine being such a nutless SIMP, that you support alimony. Oh wait, you dont have to imagine at all FUUCCKKKKK

2020-09-13 13:48
+11
Ara ara

2020-09-13 13:45
+6
Anyone down to play Among us?
Red is sus

2020-09-13 01:10
+23
Ayeee

2020-09-12 07:02
+3
Paradox
In a paradox, there is no way to avoid the outcome. In this instance, there are countless ways to do so. Arrive earlier, take a fucking bicycle, make a phone call to warn, etc. Just dont drive the car(the only way John dies)

2020-09-10 07:38
+31
Paradox
That isnt a paradox in the slightest. Its just irony

2020-09-10 07:07
+49
fall guys
Oh yeah i forgot that there only exist three games in the world. Fortnite, Apex, and Fall guys. Literally nothing else exists.

2020-09-09 21:52
-2
Oh, oh oh, Orion

2020-09-08 07:07
+3
Legen-dary
Dont bother. Even though there is undeniable video evidence from multiple angles and times, soy induced simps will ignore any proof.

2020-09-06 20:56
+22
Legen-dary
Ah the protesters with handguns and molotovsTo protest peacefully, right? The molotov is just used as a lantern to light the way in the dark?

2020-09-06 20:54
+22
E
No Hungarian LoFi gf why even live?

2020-09-06 14:52
+6
Immortality granted

2020-09-06 14:51
+9

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