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  dog law #12: if they got to the couch first, you lost

  No, i wanna pet them without bending over

  14h

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  dog law #12: if they got to the couch first, you lost

  No, they move over and give me my spot and they have their spot OR they sit on my lap.

  1d

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  got slapped for crying, cried again, got slapped again

  Yall got some shit parents

  2025-05-13 18:15

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  planned a baby for GTA 6 paternity leave... then Rockstar...

  Pc master race gotta wait at least another year as well

  2025-05-13 17:41

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  Godzilla’s hobby: wrecking Titans just for vibes

  I like both, but I prefer to watch the kaiju vs kaiju movies. They just scratch that feeling of the epic battles I used to have with my godzilla toys.

  2025-05-09 18:01

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  May 2026 is gonna be insane for gamers and movie nerds

  Bro, avengers has been dead for like 5 years. Unless this movie is actually just mindblowing I wont watch it. Mando s1-2 was great not excited for more. GTA 6 overpriced and overhyped.

  2025-05-08 20:53

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  Liam Payne’s €24M estate goes to son Bear after tragi...

  Who?

  2025-05-08 15:34

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  Put that on a burger and we fightin at recess

  The way god intended

  2025-05-06 20:57

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  Hey... It's me

  1999

  2025-05-06 18:25

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  Lude

  That's what I thought, there is black liquid you can use.

  2025-05-03 12:49

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  Mouse just claimed squatters rights inside the cheese balls

  Tape the hole and start shaking

  2025-05-02 18:37

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  Just trust me, PLEASE

  Half the list are absolute masterpieces, while the other half are just trash

  2025-05-02 18:30

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  Mathematician fumbled the easiest million dollar question...

  The left door is a trap. It has to be multiplied by 1.5 not 0.5 everyday.

  2025-05-02 15:37

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  The one thing that could’ve saved Titanfall and they nu...

  Probably was so shit they had to pull the plug

  2025-05-02 15:35

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  Made god-tier progress, forgot to save, now I’m rage qu...

  I was at the second to last mission in gta 5 and my save file corrupted. I never beat the game

  2025-05-01 21:46

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  In this case the "white supremacy" narrative suddenly doe...

  Make him gay

  2025-05-01 18:14

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  Pop quiz got me talking to God like I’m Moses

  Audio?????

  2025-04-30 18:08

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  Amazon said no to showing tariff prices and the White Hou...

  I love when my government abuses its power to prevent us from knowing things

  2025-04-30 14:12

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  No title necessary

  Its still 2 weeks away...

  2025-04-29 21:35

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  look, it's a good idea

  Then they grow up to become liberals and get stabbed to death by muslims

  2025-04-28 19:10

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  Get slimed asshole

  This show was so fucking good

  2025-04-28 19:08

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  oh no

  What a fucking loser

  2025-04-27 20:06

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  ah shit. Ah fookin hell, mate

  Friendly reminder, you dont need to actually have sex to have kids.

  2025-04-27 20:05

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  FAFO

  Who?

  2025-04-27 20:00

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  title

  But once I took Adderall suddenly I felt like I could actually hear what people were saying to me without my mind wandering. It felt like magic.

  2025-04-27 11:55

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  title

  I struggled my entire life with ADD I tried therapy, I tried study groups, I tried special ed, I had special tutors, I stayed after school just to get extra study time, but nothing worked.

  2025-04-27 11:54

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  wiping boogers on soy milk

  Guys who post this are the ones who will throw hands in a taco bell parkinglot just cause you honked at their shitty and unsafe driving.

  2025-04-26 20:42

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  Mom: But you've always loved this food! Me: I have not. F...

  Come to my house, ill put bugs on your plate. Do what u must.

  2025-04-26 15:33

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  Mom: But you've always loved this food! Me: I have not. F...

  Some people dont like certain foods. Imagine this same mentality with a food you dont like.

  2025-04-25 15:37

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  Steve's lava chicken: zero seasoning, full regret

  Steve finds a portal to minecraft World. He gets stuck in the nether and sends his dog to take the jewel that opens the portal to minecraft world to the real world Group of misfits find it and go inside the minecraft portal, Hijinx ensue. save the world.

  2025-04-25 15:29

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  Hell yeah

  I watched the VHS box set of "the world of sid & marty krofft" idk if thats the same land of the lost but I remember it fondly.

  2025-04-25 15:23

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  The cougar hunting ritual in its natural environment

  Nobody said milf

  2025-04-25 14:57

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  Imagine being so gooned up as to think this isn't what MA...

  Tbh, pornhub fell off a while ago, there are much better sites now. PH has almost no good content anymore. All of it is previews for paid content on other sites.

  2025-04-25 14:17

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  Hell yeah

  Land of the lost

  2025-04-24 21:53

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  Mockingbird gonna mockingbird.

  Most likely, it helps with some simple things like being able to see it easier and keeping it from getting extra hot when doing experiments under the sun. It's just more practical.

  2025-04-24 19:39

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  does anyone do this?

  I use a different password for every account I have. They are all similar enough so I can remember them without writing it down.

  2025-04-24 19:31

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  Entrepreneur finesses a Shark and walks out with $200K

  Whats up with all the soundless memes lately?

  2025-04-21 17:33

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  For now

  Shes earned a billion dollars, clearly some people care about her

  2025-04-20 21:02

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  Not a good day

  My guess is the wind was so strong it knocked him down and knocked the air out of him. Happens if you fall pretty hard.

  2025-04-20 18:51

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  Panicckkkk

  It baffles me that people dont have other ways to access their own accounts other than with their phone

  2025-04-20 18:48

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  The dark joke is that the AI completely understood what t...

  Damn, thats shits dark

  2025-04-19 01:02

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  Genie gave me 17 wishes but looked like he wanted a refund

  I dont think I would need more than 3 to be happy in life tbh

  2025-04-16 19:10

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  It’s not perfect, but it kinda is

  You can customize them to make them better and more efficient at knocking out other opponents. Its not just a plain top getting spun. Theres actual strategy which is weird but makes it interesting

  2025-04-16 19:07

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  Baby choosing their starter Pokémon like it’s a sacred...

  Bulbasaur gang rise up

  2025-04-16 16:54

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  dongs in a nap

  I only had this happen twice from what I remember

  2025-04-15 18:11

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  Just wish you could change your body like a character creator

  2025-04-15 17:43

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  Aliens you think you are better than us?

  Just wait for minecraft movie 2

  2025-04-15 17:29

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  soul ties

  The manga has been done for like 4 years

  2025-04-15 17:25

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  recommmend books

  I read fablehaven and then stopped reading after that. No other books captured me.

  2025-04-15 16:01

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  Expanding pupil meme

  Thats a little british flag with weird star flags around it.

  2025-04-14 21:46

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  why

  Without any milk

  2025-04-13 18:08

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  choose wisely

  "Nothing is certain except death and taxes"

  2025-04-11 20:48

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  choose your fighter

  In nam my grandpas squad had a terrible seargent so they just tossed a nade into his tent and blamed it on the vietnamese

  2025-04-11 20:30

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  MAGAs love licking boots

  Lots of young men and women who need to afford rent

  2025-04-11 19:03

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  Wtf

  It was if she could drink water while upside down on the bed. Obvious gross pedo shit

  2025-04-11 16:39

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  Russian wedding photos got that Fallout energy

  The genie one actually looks pretty fire, just wish the bride was smiling

  2025-04-11 13:04

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  Nintendo: hates you. Steam: loves you. Still broke.

  Its ez, just dont buy it.

  2025-04-11 12:48

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  Doritos

  Man, i want some doritos now

  2025-04-11 11:57

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  Vibrator history

  At the same time someone would come to you with an infected hand that you would have to chop off.

  2025-04-10 23:06

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  no

  Taxfreeusa did my taxes in like 40 min for free. I dont see what all the stress is about

  2025-04-10 23:02

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  sometimes relatable

  Happened to my cousin kinda. She stole his car and all his clothes. Luckily he hid his phone by accident so he could still call the cops when he woke up.

  2025-04-10 16:40

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  Nintendo watching people blame Trump for prices like...

  How do tariffs effect the price of a digital game?

  2025-04-09 21:51

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  choose wisely

  Ok, i know it's the wrong choice. But earning a mill a day is a lot harder to explain than 172,800 a day.

  2025-04-09 19:51

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  NBA trades now include garage sales and parenting plans

  Isaac jones is the best

  2025-04-09 19:11

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  Wizard101 logging me in like: how are you still alive?

  I met them at pax a couple years ago. They survive off their dedicated fan base and still update the game.

  2025-04-09 17:44

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  Rules of physics: No fun, just protons

  Make light travel slowly

  2025-04-09 17:44

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  14-year-old me watching internet trauma like it's normal

  Im glad I dodged being exposed to any of this despite my unsupervised usage of the internet for the past 20 years

  2025-04-09 17:35

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  Why is the Devil more accessible than God?

  Satan wants to be summoned, God doesnt want to be.

  2025-04-09 14:16

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  Hades 2 launching exclusively on Switch 2. PS fans not okay

  I already own it on PC lmao

  2025-04-09 13:44

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  Does someone knows why this happens?

  Woulda been funnier without the "no one:"

  2025-04-08 18:22

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  Man and gopher accidentally become coworkers

  If its contained in your own property. I dont see the problem

  2025-04-08 15:13

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  Sim Sim Salabim!

  Yall are fuckin tarded if you didnt get the joke

  2025-04-07 23:05

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  It was purely by coincidence that this book wound up in t...

  I disagree, i think its better to teach them young so they know what it means and to teach them the dangers. At 8 you shouldnt be doing it, but its better for them to know so that if an adult is trying to manipulate them they know its bad.

  2025-04-07 21:05

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  Now that Minecraft movie made $157M, brace for 50 more ga...

  It was actually a good watch, I had fun

  2025-04-07 20:12

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  The entire internet coming together to roast asexuals for...

  Your asexual? More like A-SEXUAL PREDATOR!

  2025-04-07 20:08

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  How I see the US rn from outside

  This movie was such a banger. Saw it on a school night so there were no kids. The theater was erupting anytime anything happened. It was amazing

  2025-04-07 16:46

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  dongs in a beast

  Aurelion sol is real

  2025-04-07 11:09

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  My dear online friends.

  Me you when I friends

  2025-04-05 19:34

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  First time cat-sitting and I think I’m being held hostage

  Except*

  2025-04-04 21:49

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  Grandpa dropped a final prank from the deathbed

  What a legend

  2025-04-04 21:30

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  His dream was to meet Laura Loomer. Let him have this

  For real, I'm not even somewhat trying to joke. Thats some fucking nightmare shit. Imagine that thing walking towards you at night.

  2025-04-04 21:21

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  Shrimpin ain’t easy

  The amount you have to spend at the start and to get the proper sales liscence. Im sure inspectors will want to get involved. need to find a way to transport them. Upkeep the PH and the water filters and put in just the right amount of salt. Seems hard.

  2025-04-04 19:50

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  Playing Minecraft before the movie hits different

  About to watch it for my cousins 8th b-day, so I hope this is my experience as well

  2025-04-04 12:25

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  bro I just sat down why are you giving me cursed hypothet...

  Im assuming its talking about marvels The thing, the rock dude. Btw the horror movie thing, the second it touches you, you are dead.

  2025-04-03 21:39

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  Aoi Yuuki

  Youjo senki, what an amazing series

  2025-04-03 21:35

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  Time skipped like a bugged game

  I had this happen once. I got home after work and was dead tired, i was laying on my bed on my phone and all I did was blink and suddenly I awoke feeling just as tired as I was before I slept.

  2025-04-03 20:15

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  Rockstar watching Mario Kart sell at $80

  You wont "wait for a better price" its nintendo, their games never go down in value. Breath of the wild is 7 years old and is still 60$.

  2025-04-03 19:18

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  Mario Kart World lets you play god with the weather now

  WOW! I CAN DRIVE IN A VAST EMPTY NOTHING!?!? WOWZERS! CANT WAIT TO SPEND ALMOST 100$ ON THIS!!!

  2025-04-03 18:30

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  Gamers will complain, then buy it anyway

  I will just keep my old gamecube and wii and be happy

  2025-04-03 18:10

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  Moving to Japan sounded cool until reality kicked in

  

  2025-04-03 16:17

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  Packed 6 pairs of underwear and 8 socks for a 2-day trip ...

  I pack just one extra pair when traveling cause you never know what might happen.

  2025-04-03 15:17

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  Trauma builds character... and memes

  People who say they have trauma like this usually the trauma is they got yelled at by their parents to take out the trash.

  2025-04-03 15:13

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  Title goes here

  Happy gilmore type of swings

  2025-04-02 21:22

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  Apple's next innovation: fold it, drop it, cry later

  Cant wait to hear the apple fanboys who have been saying "folding phones are fucking stupid" to now be praising their folding phone.

  2025-04-02 21:19

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  Stan Lee and the leftist handlers episode 2 : Japanese ed...

  They are not anything new though, its just the same memes from the past 20 fucking years with a filter on

  2025-03-29 13:37

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  Patrick Stewart enters the chat, MCU fans bring 800 chairs

  These memes have GOT to be made by paid actors, I refuse to believe that people still care this much to be posting memes like this after this many years.

  2025-03-28 20:44

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  Avengers: Doomsday has more confirmed characters than my ...

  Cool, itll be so awesome to see this for free when I pirate it

  2025-03-28 20:42

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  When mom swears she won’t tell anyone your secret

  Yall had some asshole parents huh? My mom would never do that shit to me

  2025-03-28 20:35

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  Babies leaving the Womb

  More like "ahhh I am being squeezed and it fucking hurts and I cant breath well and I hear loud screaming I am scared"

  2025-03-28 19:59

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  turn to look at the accident

  Even if you dont slow down to look you still have to slow down near emergency vehicles

  2025-03-28 19:17

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