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  Insane escalation

  It would be. The insane part is that an Israeli minister suggested the same thing.

  2024-05-13 08:06

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  the fandom needs to die

  Can we just let people like/dislike things in quiet? Nobody cares either way

  2024-04-26 19:03

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  A lawsuit has revealed that Facebook allegedly sold users...

  Is it weird that I feel they should've asked for more?

  2024-04-04 10:59

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  lol

  Just because one is, doesn't mean the other isn't.

  2024-03-24 01:56

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  true

  Implying Heavy isn't the sexiest thing since lingerie

  2024-03-23 05:28

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  Wha-

  "Hey, I'm bragging, not snitching."

  2024-03-23 05:12

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  wow....

  No, I was stealing a tub and happened to look into your window.

  2024-03-23 05:02

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  Psychosis

  "Now, to be clear, I'm not saying they aren't, just that you shouldn't worry about it."

  2024-03-14 11:01

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  Yep

  Salt in your food good. Salt in your blood bad. See how that works?

  2024-03-11 19:08

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  Well yes

  "I don't care what he did, you are the principal, for god's sake, you can't go around punching kids!!"

  2024-03-10 17:09

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  He is

  We know for a fact he scored at least once- the Volcano refused to accept him as a 'Virgin' sacrifice. ... Unless he was very drunk

  2024-03-06 14:03

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  Montana

  J:"I'm granting this divorce, with full payment to the ex husband." W:"But-" J:"Be thankful the Death Penalty is illegal here."

  2024-03-06 13:51

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  The plant that meowed

  Call the Vet- your cat is in a vegetative state

  2024-02-25 15:19

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  You can't say a word about the juiceee

  Feel free to criticise Israel- most of Israel does that, because our Government is either insane, stupid or both. And yes, I realise this will end badly for me, don't care

  2024-02-25 15:17

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  Killu

  Stricken down for his hubris

  2024-02-06 02:31

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  P

  So is '911'

  2023-12-02 04:47

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  "Who is not with me is agaist me"

  Satanists generally don't believe that the Devil is literally real

  2023-11-22 07:02

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  Bruh

  "People say a lot of things about Jessica." "Good things?" "Good and bad, but never boring."

  2023-07-06 05:04

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  Little wholesome story

  "...and I have a small dragon that makes cream brulé."

  2023-06-28 17:19

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  Deadpool concept art

  It looks like it could be a very threatening mindless villain. Not Deadpool though.

  2023-06-16 14:20

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  Explain this!

  The ears of the bear function as a lure for humans, bypassing the logical brain and activating the "touch the fluffies" instinct in most of them. For this reason, bears are known as "The angler fish of the forest"

  2023-06-08 09:32

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  LOL

  Are we going to ignore that extremely ominous prophecy for Cancer?

  2023-06-01 00:11

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  WHAT THE FUCK

  Okay, who installed MalO ver 1.3.4??

  2023-05-29 01:03

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  They have rabies.

  Ah yes, the Biracial Aquatic Hate Crime

  2023-05-29 00:28

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  Ouch

  If she chose, in her own words, a '1' after many '10' and '9's, you must be absolutely amazing - take the win.

  2023-04-17 02:35

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  How the dinosaurs were wiped out

  I didn't even know the flat-earth community COULD excommunicate someone...

  2023-04-04 04:23

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  Most

  I'm concerned by the usage of the word 'most' in this particular PSA

  2023-03-30 01:41

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  Feel a rampage comin' on

  ....that require UNGODLY amounts of lube...

  2023-03-18 12:02

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  Dhejjw

  When I said y'all need more Jesus in you, I didn't mean or expect you to take it literally

  2023-03-12 16:54

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  t

  Loki:"The funny thing is, I know you're playing me- but you're right, it's all yours."

  2023-03-11 17:42

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  Driving off a cliff

  To be fair, a lot of people would be against a test in their workplace that they are guaranteed to fail

  2023-03-08 00:05

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  WTF

  Finally, a Five Minutes Craft video that is actually useful

  2023-03-05 23:45

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  Time travellers

  I swear to fuck, you misspell 'Robert' ONCE and the time police is all over your ass

  2023-03-01 14:00

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  Fine mom I'll share

  I'm already sharing my planet and my oxygen with the ungrateful gits, what more do they want?

  2023-02-28 00:38

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  Just let me sleep

  I'm feeling very called out right now.

  2023-02-27 00:00

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  Zkcksso

  On behalf of the entire civilized world, please don't pet children

  2023-02-26 23:59

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  Gross

  He's not a monster, he's just an idiot

  2023-02-19 10:27

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  Q

  To clarify, he isn't stuck or trapped - he just spent the past forty minutes mewling and begging to be let into the cup. This picture was taken 13 milliseconds later.

  2023-02-18 07:38

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  Title

  Meanwhile, every country in the middle east "That's the coldest winter we could hope to have."

  2023-02-07 17:49

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  Bout to place a call

  I see the "Rename the French" initiative is on its way

  2023-02-05 23:45

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  Missed by that much (multiple times)

  To missquote the Blackadder series:"E-Exactly! Doing the same thing we did the previous twenty times is the last thing they'd expect!"

  2023-02-05 18:33

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  Dunny dnd meme with a dog

  Ring on invisibility- once you wear the ring, you can no longer preceive the wearer of the ring. Everyone else can see you as normal.

  2023-02-03 07:25

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  Dark humor meme

  I agree. 'dying' is an emergency. 'dead' can probably wait a few hours.

  2023-01-31 06:37

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  WTAF

  I think you misspelled 'cuck of the year' award

  2023-01-30 02:48

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  Chyeauh!

  You talk a lot of shit for someone who wears mixed fabrics

  2023-01-27 11:55

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  Driving

  There's a similar joke- In Europe, you drive 40 minutes from your city and you're in a different country. In the US, you drive 40 minutes from your city, and you're in a different city. In Australia, you drive 40 minutes from your city, you're 40 minutes away from a city.

  2023-01-22 14:23

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  Where the magic happens

  He's right. If you manage a good night's sleep on that, it's at least magic, if not a full blown miracle

  2023-01-22 02:11

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  QZPMWXON

  It's the difference between 'pleasure for myself' and pleasure for her.

  2023-01-21 23:11

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  Linda Cardellini can do whatever she wants to me...

  Mystery Incorporated is still the best Scooby Doo. Velma, on the other hand, has been described as Scooby Don't.

  2023-01-21 09:42

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  DnD memes

  Cleric of the wrong god, obviously

  2023-01-20 10:57

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  Upvote If You Like Dogs

  I'm heavily conflicted as I love dogs,but I also suck.

  2023-01-19 18:34

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  beautiful show

  Zoro is canonically so bad at directions that when he died, his soul got lost on the way to heaven and just ended up back in his body. Never actually watched the show, but goddamn.

  2023-01-18 04:30

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  Title

  Man, your mom looks angry

  2023-01-15 23:58

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  I'll

  Risk/reward, in a nutshell

  2023-01-14 18:01

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  G

  "Life is about balance, specifically - you just lost yours.,"

  2023-01-14 17:55

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  Dark meme

  No, I'm well aware of what is wrong with me and have come to accept it.

  2023-01-12 19:06

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  Avatar 2 in a nuthsell

  What really pissed me off is that it can't even be described as a filler movie within the (unfortunately) series- a filler means the status quo from start of movie is restored by the end. At the end of movie one, Major I'm-going-to-use-a-tactical-knife-with-my-robot-suit dies. At the start of movie 2 he is brought back, and by the end he is still alive. We have literally regressed to the 0.75 of the first movie.

  2023-01-11 18:01

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  Crying chad girl meme

  I usually don't drink coffee. I was making a point that the quad doesn't do anything to keep me awake, nor wake me up later.

  2023-01-11 12:26

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  Crying chad girl meme

  Hey, at least you can blame pregnancy. I haven't slept properly in two years and no one seems to know why. I'm at the point where I can drink a quad espresso, then go to sleep for a few hours with no noticeable effects

  2023-01-11 10:49

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  Shrek and Netflix meme

  And yet Warrior Nun got a season two. Disgraceful

  2023-01-10 08:14

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  I love my weirdos

  If that's the case your husband is being, and I do apologise for the vulgarity, a bit of a twat.

  2023-01-09 17:54

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  it socks

  Generally useful, highly under appreciated, and looked upon more favourably the older you get?

  2023-01-09 14:27

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  I love my weirdos

  Context is important - weirdo "likes unusual hobbies but doesn't harm anyone" or weirdo "skins babies in his basement to make a life size gundam skinsuit"

  2023-01-09 14:25

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  Hello

  My dyslexic cousin read this and complained about the grammar

  2023-01-09 02:29

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  Maybe we did...

  He said, like we don't have tapestries of God mode Shaggy proclaiming to use a single percent of his powers

  2023-01-03 15:25

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  Soup

  That's actually a common misconception- the original creator was actually Michael Broth, about two years prior, before John stole his idea.

  2023-01-03 15:23

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  sus

  That bitch!

  2023-01-03 01:14

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  power metal

  Taste is subjective- you can like Sabaton best, you can think they are average or even the worst thing since [insert personal choice of worst thing ever]. Don't try to force that opinion on anyone else and we're good.

  2023-01-02 16:59

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  SUPERMANLETT!

  Honestly, the way they spelled 'Kryptonian' is much more upsetting to me

  2023-01-02 14:12

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  Average make a wish enjoyer

  Dude, they finally released stage 5?!? My Uncle has been stuck on stage 4 for like six months

  2023-01-02 03:41

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  This guy has a point

  You look like the poster child for school shootings

  2022-12-26 13:34

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  Humans

  Easy- when This way I know how long I have to do the shit I want done. If I know how but not when I'll just constantly panic

  2022-12-23 05:05

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  Meditation music

  "It was either the meditation music, or the enriched uranium kibble. Hard to tell which, really."

  2022-12-20 17:03

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  death to Pluto

  "Commanda... Send in the Emus, mate."

  2022-12-19 17:52

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  Based

  What will you choose, joining the assholes who were moments from executing you because you happened to be around the wrong guy, or the chad bastards kicking their ass by screaming so loud their opponents fly away, which you can also do?

  2022-12-19 17:25

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  Title

  "I wait ONE DAY past the expiration date on yogurt, I fucking swear..."

  2022-12-07 17:17

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  Russia

  At least they're upfront about fucking you

  2022-11-29 17:58

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  Its happens in twitter and tiktok :awwyeah:

  Honestly,most of the fanbase is fine. It's the ones on Twitter that do the worst, and honestly, who is surprised by that?

  2022-11-28 17:46

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  Burb

  I stand with Derek

  2022-11-20 16:04

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  Tha Jackson 3...

  They should start a cover band of Blink 182, and call it "Buck 75"

  2022-11-12 05:36

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  Monotheist vs polytheist

  Standard polytheism - "Cool, I shall add your new gods to our growing collection." Greko-Roman Polytheism -"I wonder which shape Zeus will take this time."

  2022-11-04 12:26

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  Alright chums let's do this

  At least I have chicken

  2022-11-04 12:10

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  Doggo

  "Then, one day, I accidentally broke it. Which was great, as I now had two toys."

  2022-11-04 12:02

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  W h a r

  "... I've been advised not to finish that sentence."

  2022-11-04 03:05

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  yeah

  I would, but he keeps telling me to invest in Meta, and that's just not a financially responsible idea

  2022-10-30 18:19

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  Wait people live in Dakotas? I thought only hostile winds...

  About the title- they are, but occasionally a gust of wind blows three tumbleweeds into a coat, making it resemble a human.

  2022-10-13 15:34

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  Hola

  "You're doing me a huge solid here."

  2022-10-13 09:52

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  Gigachad meme

  I don't remember that Adam Sandler movie...

  2022-10-11 16:25

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  Admit it

  Absolutely not! There's no 'sometimes' about it

  2022-10-01 12:44

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  Accurate

  Emo teens girls are emotionally stable, as the emotional instabilities merge to become Psychological Instabilities

  2022-09-30 12:11

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  Vodka

  Contrary to popular belief, Russians don't think vodka fixes anything. It just makes you care less about whatever is broken.

  2022-09-12 03:50

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  Yeah

  I'm not even tired, I just want my circulation back!

  2022-08-25 18:45

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  0

  "Dude, you didn't unlock anything. I told not to drink Detroit tap water."

  2022-08-25 07:58

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  Hat

  I think his grandfather was lying- the Hydraulic press saw battlefield use mostly during WWI. By WW2 it was retired to a mostly ceremonial role.

  2022-08-20 23:56

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  bro

  The first leg of the journey is always the hardest

  2022-08-20 02:52

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  Bruh

  He was the control group

  2022-08-19 05:01

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  Fu

  Sounds like a 'you' problem

  2022-08-13 10:02

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  Repost Twitter!

  Just a general warning- Be Afraid.

  2022-08-12 18:12

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  Oh

  German:"WW3, actually." Time traveler:... German:"To be fair, we didn't start this one."

  2022-08-09 07:29

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  No bull

  The intelligent keep quiet to not have to engage with the less intelligent

  2022-08-04 15:58

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