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  Burn everything

  State*

  2019-06-19 18:31

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  Burn everything

  Tasmania is the Australia of Australia. We just pretend they dont exsist

  2019-06-19 18:30

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  eye contact intensifies

  I noticed that in America. The gaps are always huge. It was strange

  2019-04-25 18:35

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  We're all equal

  Fuck yeah they deserve $15. That's a liveable wage. Min wage in Aus is $17

  2019-04-14 01:26

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  Lmao

  For reference, if you cut off the chin and turn the nite sideways, it's a whale eating a dick

  2019-03-29 23:10

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  damn

  Hey that's my uni. I feel attacked

  2019-03-08 20:30

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  DEAR KID....

  He has a sign at my cricket ground. Everytime I see it, I'm so tempted to do this

  2019-02-07 04:39

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  Damnnnn

  Is that Sam Frost

  2019-02-05 17:31

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  Poor rich guy

  She was also a huge part of Amazon's early success

  2019-01-19 01:58

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  Nice reflexes

  I mean besides soccer, it's probably the biggest sport in the world. Just Americans don't give two shits

  2019-01-16 20:32

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  Nice reflexes

  Watch cricketers do the same thing without a glove

  2019-01-16 18:51

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  Nut

  American tourists

  2019-01-13 22:07

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  Think about it

  As a qlder, I tend to just call it a shithole

  2018-12-30 06:56

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  Think about it

  Nah we don't like guns that much. Or church

  2018-12-30 06:55

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  oof

  Will always upvote AFL. Even if it Stevie J

  2018-11-19 01:07

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  Issa theory

  Can confirm

  2018-11-16 18:07

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  That’s true...

  Oh minerals are cool. But I do have some nice ass rocks

  2018-10-23 18:04

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  That’s true...

  I am a geologist. Yes. I will buy rocks

  2018-10-23 04:30

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  Quokka ma nigga...

  Yeah some French tourists set one on fire

  2018-10-18 23:29

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  This is real feminism. The one that makes us progress as ...

  I agree with this if abortion is legal. In my country it's not. If a women is forced to the raise the child, the gent shall be too. Both are equally responsible

  2018-10-03 23:26

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  The Wiggles

  I mean they were in band before the Wiggles. Think they were called the cockroaches.

  2018-09-26 21:28

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  What kind of sorcery is this???

  Australian Parliament House btw. Just incase you wanted to know how my cunts are in this gif

  2018-09-13 01:38

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  Assholes... Assholes everywhere...

  Okay this confused me as an Australian

  2018-09-10 03:42

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  add him to the list of men blasted for telling an inconve...

  Okay but was it needed to be said at her funeral?

  2018-09-05 08:51

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  If you can put it on bread, it can be a sandvich

  Don't you fucking bring fairy bread into this! That is God's food

  2018-08-12 18:20

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  I suck at titles

  Going with the theme of this meme, geology is actually great. Cool rocks, high paying jobs (where if you fuck up, you cost some dude millions)

  2018-08-06 23:29

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  Yeet

  They're not as terrifying as Cassowaries

  2018-07-20 20:59

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  One day it will happen

  Rural QLD for life! Not really, there's nothing to do and everyone is on ice

  2018-07-17 15:40

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  cunt

  We're too busy drinking to be bothered to try anymore

  2018-06-30 17:33

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  He's almost dead

  Australia just played their 38 year old in the world cup

  2018-06-27 00:51

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  Totally ment to do that

  Well thats rugby league players for you

  2018-06-22 18:43

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  Actual footage from last game

  Soccer is bullshit! (Because my country suck)

  2018-06-22 07:26

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  How to break your tailbone

  Can confirm. Have broken my coccyx. I miss sitting

  2018-06-16 07:59

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  Must've been pretty spooky

  First dinosaur fossil to be discovered was thought to be the thigh bone of a giant

  2018-06-11 22:10

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  For meme experts only

  My uni offers a meme course so Idk. Although it's called 'Internet Culture and Communication'

  2018-06-02 10:06

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  For meme experts only

  My university offers a course in memes

  2018-06-02 10:03

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  Give me wedgie

  As an Australian, this confused me

  2018-05-20 05:51

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  No title

  This is walking into every shopping centre in Australia during summer

  2018-05-15 01:02

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  Imperial system is retarded

  Celcius is at least on the same scale as kelvin. None of this -32×9/5 bullshit

  2018-05-09 10:44

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  Imperial system is retarded

  What do y'all use in imperial for small measurements. Like a nanometre or millimetre equivilant? I'm ignorant, I've never heard of something smaller than an inch

  2018-05-09 10:43

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  booty double

  It's like I'm wearing nothing at all

  2018-05-06 17:34

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  It's funny cause AIDS

  Is the joke he got AIDS or because had like 12 kids?

  2018-05-01 07:01

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  5280 v 1000......

  They don't..... they use the imperial

  2018-04-27 22:42

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  For real the summer we getting 42C here

  To be fair, its hard when you're not climatised to that temperature. Im a Aussie who's city never drops below 16°c. Snow would kill me

  2018-04-26 17:19

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  Yes

  I'm an Australian and I've only seen them horror movies so yeah, scared of them

  2018-04-24 08:09

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  Cute

  Have you been Queensland. Basically the same thing. The rabbits are fucking everywhere. (Super fun to hit with golf clubs though)

  2018-04-17 20:16

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  Australia in one picture

  Got some dog in a headlock elsewhere

  2018-04-15 17:18

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  I feel yah....

  @australian cricket team

  2018-03-27 05:32

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  Pokey eye

  Yeah look. Aussie cricketers aren't the smartest

  2018-03-08 16:57

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  99% of women are like this

  Blaze it

  2018-03-08 16:50

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  Ha

  Can confirm, we speak strayan. The further north you get, the more strayan it gets.

  2018-03-04 22:07

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  nope

  I'm surprised that in America y'all don't think the only way to stop a fire is with a good guy with a fire

  2018-03-03 05:21

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  just hold a knife in both hands and pretend you’re a he...

  Yeah but this was in 2014 and was carried out by 8 people. If 8 trained people opened fire in a crowded train station, I'd suspect there would be more than 27 deaths.

  2018-02-21 16:33

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  Pretty soon it will be illegal to have hands

  And it was actually 8 people doing the stabbing

  2018-02-21 16:29

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  Pretty soon it will be illegal to have hands

  The only recent report of a China stabbing left one person dead. Said stabbing at the train station was in 2014 and was carried out by 8 people.

  2018-02-21 16:27

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  Straya

  After viciously campaining against gay marriage because of his "Christian marriage and family values"

  2018-02-16 20:47

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  No denying....

  Thats all well and good, and in no way am I denying the heroic sacrifice this gentlement made, but this issue needs to be addressed before we are making the same post about another person in another massacre

  2018-02-15 20:34

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  No denying....

  Yeah idk either. This man is undoubtedly a hero, but he should be alive. I'm so thankful I live in a country where I've never had to fear gun violence

  2018-02-15 18:29

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  No denying....

  Of course there fucking was. America is at war with itself.

  2018-02-15 18:12

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  No denying....

  He shouldn't have been put in that position. He and many children should still be alive. Your country is broken

  2018-02-15 18:10

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  Who will be the one to break it to him

  Yeah look. Thats a pretty easy feat.

  2018-02-13 17:41

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  Coming out. That's what she said

  Actual image of Australia right now

  2018-02-12 06:36

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  Protect these fellows

  Have you encountered one? Theres no other way to describe them

  2018-02-11 07:16

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  Cool dude now boi

  Fellow Brisbanian? (Can only assume thats what were called)

  2018-02-10 03:51

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  Who would want that title?

  I don't think the indigenous australians think so

  2018-02-08 17:57

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  Holy shit!!!

  Enjoy all them rats

  2018-02-08 01:03

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  Protect these fellows

  You cant even shoot a magpie (flying cunts) in this country. Fairly sure the fuckers got jail time

  2018-02-06 23:10

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  Protect these fellows

  Rottnest Island off Perth

  2018-02-06 17:48

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  Protect these fellows

  I think some french tourists set one on fire once. Safe to say we weren't happy

  2018-02-06 17:47

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  title.

  Of course. http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-12-14/royal-commission-child-sex-abuse-case-studies/9250972

  2018-01-30 05:53

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  title.

  Not so fun fact, 7% of Catholic priests in Australia between 1950 and 2010 were accused of child sexual assault

  2018-01-30 02:16

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  Split Clit

  Theyre trying to get under the beam and back up. Front chick just fucked it

  2018-01-25 07:53

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  I want a taco

  No amount of fast shipping would get me into America . I like having healthcare and not getting shot

  2018-01-18 05:14

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  I want a taco

  I am Australian. I have never head of this "same day delivery"

  2018-01-18 01:58

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  Acaster

  "Thankyou James for covering the topic of adventure there"

  2018-01-16 22:46

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  9 lives my ass

  Well fuck. There goes my productivity for the day

  2018-01-16 22:23

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  Only in straya

  A kid in my town died from a redback. So yeah, spiders kill in Aus

  2018-01-14 22:37

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  Hahahahahahahaha How The F*ck Is Cyber Bullying Real Haha...

  Sam you legend!

  2018-01-14 21:25

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  Lol

  Yeah cheers "spreadworldpeace"

  2018-01-13 15:55

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  It'll be fine

  Good Ol' WA, you sandgropers. I thought central QLD was bad

  2018-01-09 19:16

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  It'll be fine

  Any of yall get stuck in the 42°c heat?

  2018-01-09 06:44

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  understandable

  This is even funnier bc Energex is Australian

  2018-01-04 18:30

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  Can relate

  Yeah Idk. Sometimes I just like affording food

  2018-01-03 22:23

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  Can relate

  Looking at $30-40 in Australia

  2018-01-03 22:22

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  sad

  Theres a whole meme page dedicated to this man and his handball skills

  2017-12-28 07:45

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  Merry Christmas

  Yeah nah. Have you ever been to Aus?

  2017-12-25 21:23

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  Perfect gift for him

  Yes. With his "clean coal"

  2017-12-25 16:54

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  Merry Christmas

  41°c (105.8°F) here on Christmas yesterday. She was brutal

  2017-12-25 16:42

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  Lol.

  Ah yes, Australia. Where only the third one applies

  2017-12-24 05:59

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  Nibba nearly got fucked up

  Nathan Lyon the goat

  2017-12-16 02:34

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  Totally not a drunk

  Its called goon my un-australian friends

  2017-12-13 23:29

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  Boobies

  This is just a really sincere Aussie convo

  2017-12-12 23:32

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  heh

  Weird being on this end of the "invasive species fucking eveything up". Its normally other species fucking over our environment

  2017-12-11 19:47

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  heh

  Eucalyptus trees have evolved to be burnt. They need fire to reproduce. Have you ever been to Australia in Summer? Half of the country is on fire at any given point

  2017-12-11 19:41

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  Talk and song from the tounges of lilting grace whose sou...

  The headline makes it sound like he wanted to fight her

  2017-12-04 18:25

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  Smooth

  On Aukland's bridge aswell

  2017-12-02 16:07

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  Makes kinda sense...

  Our govener general everyone. That man was chosen by the Queen

  2017-11-29 16:16

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  Its true...

  My 'got my licence, lets get maccas' right of passage was a sad occasion

  2017-11-29 04:23

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  Its true...

  I imagine you went through Gundi? That's my shithole

  2017-11-29 04:02

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  Its true...

  I have to drive 3 hours just to get to the nearest Maccas

  2017-11-29 04:00

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