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  Machete

  Well I'm not sure but I'm just gonna guess "Machete" because that's the title

  2016-08-19 14:52

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  The new Overwatch update sure is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  And mercy is in her late 40's...

  2016-08-06 03:10

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  Hacks

  It was the last one down

  2016-07-30 17:38

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  Memeception or poopception

  It is such a strange sensation when you're looking at your phone and you just see what you see around the phone on the phone screen

  2016-07-25 18:44

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  Well that was unexpected

  Especially with those bear tires

  2016-07-06 21:00

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  Elvis is in a superposition.

  A cop pulled over Heisenberg and the cop asks: "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies "no, but I knew exactly where I was"

  2016-06-18 21:23

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  murica

  Is it bad that I began reading this to the tune of "we will rock you"?

  2016-06-09 12:14

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  Yo

  On iPhones just press and hold both the lock button and the home button and it will shut down the phone. It's kind of like shutting down a computer by holding down the button, it's not good for it but it can be useful when trying to restart after a glitch or crash

  2016-06-07 17:14

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  That's ironic

  ...but that's just coincidental. It's not ironic at all.

  2016-05-27 14:26

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  oh steve

  It was almost 10 years ago... On my birthday...

  2016-05-26 17:41

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  comando marshmellow

  Am I the only one that read (and tested) the darkened text just below the post?

  2016-05-22 17:30

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  She is cooking skittles......this is what they mean wi...

  I guessed fruity pebbles

  2016-05-13 01:43

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  True

  His suit can keep him alive through all of that but getting punched in the back? Instant death.

  2016-05-12 12:08

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  Personally i like Hazno

  Nah. I loved playing mercy because you have the responsibility of keeping your team alive. Also I got a quad revive once and that actually got us to win the match

  2016-05-12 03:11

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  New hat

  I just spent 30 minutes reading about a guy's new hat and how he ruined his life for a joke. I salute him for his commitment.

  2016-04-29 23:15

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  Follow me I upload confirmed posts! Let me know if you ne...

  Actually that's not possible because the main reason white "ligers" are so rare is because they are sterile due to the crossing different species similar to why donkeys are sterile

  2015-02-15 01:34

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  the proposal ....

  Talk about a shotgun wedding *badum tsss*

  2015-02-07 17:04

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  Aww poor cap

  Actually he had that badass motorcycle

  2015-02-06 19:05

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  Damn.

  As soon as you finish reading this, your tongue will feel the teeth all around it in your mouth.

  2015-02-06 18:56

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  Found this in my Engineering Class.

  I built a robotic arm from vex and it was pretty cool but we couldn't get the programming to work so we just used a drill battery to power the motors manually

  2015-01-30 00:19

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  movie is Zoolander

  That was the best scene in that entire movie (Zoolander)

  2015-01-08 23:32

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  ....

  Do you want feminists? Because this is how you get feminists.

  2015-01-03 03:12

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  First comment gets raped by other comments

  "Deathpool"

  2014-12-24 21:14

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  What time is it?

  It's booty o'clock

  2014-12-19 22:06

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  @title

  I heard it will heal the cut even faster with lemon juice

  2014-12-18 23:25

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  2550?!?!

  Nope. It's just what happens when there are too many non psychopaths that don't know the answer to a simple phycho-logic question.

  2014-12-15 23:38

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  Title wants pizza

  I did nazi that one coming

  2014-12-14 16:57

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  Right in the childhood

  Justice League Unlimited season 1 episode 10

  2014-12-07 00:28

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  Oooh Sheldon

  Just gonna point out a small grammar error: the use of an apostrophe before and s is generally showing ownership where no apostrophe is generally plural.

  2014-11-27 03:20

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  More SNES memes coming soon!

  Mine is still gray like it came.

  2014-11-25 12:05

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  Let strength be granted....

  Well gravity gets stronger the closer you are to the center so that is likely ^

  2014-11-23 14:11

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  WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS!?

  I tried it on chocolate strawberries once and they kinda tasted like the smell of plastic cement

  2014-11-23 14:09

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  holy shit off to the nope train

  Aaaaaand that's how the dinosaurs all died

  2014-11-22 15:21

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  Title

  We have done this at my high school band but never during the field show, we just like to mess around in the band room.

  2014-11-09 11:59

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  Odd laws

  Hey gullible dumbass you might wanna actually think about how stupid this is for a second before assuming it's true

  2014-11-05 17:43

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  Odd laws

  It's also complete bullshit. I live in California and I have never been hunting but I set mousetraps all the time without any problems or any requirements on buying them.

  2014-11-05 17:40

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  this is totally true

  There is actually more processing power in a modern electric razor than what we used to land them on the moon.

  2014-11-05 09:35

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  Still cute doe

  Look at that shaved pussy

  2014-11-03 21:43

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  It's dark

  ^sounds like a cloaked mothership to me^

  2014-11-03 10:01

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  Fuck-man

  ^^ maybe if you actually watch the movie you would know this is actually relevant

  2014-11-02 19:23

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  No Awareness

  Bailey is a stupid bitch *badum tsss*

  2014-11-02 18:24

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  ...well....fuck

  Yes if she was 3 or 4 when the original picture was taken plus the 15 year difference in the photos 15+4=10

  2014-11-02 15:44

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  Best car ever

  I was gonna say look a the wheels because they are turned in the front

  2014-11-02 12:06

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  Thank You Germs

  Based on the fact that you can see nipple I am gonna say no cup because she isn't wearing a bra

  2014-11-02 01:34

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  I guess this needs Autocorrect...

  Light doesn't reflect off your eyes, that would make you blind that is why your pupils are black, because the light enters them is not reflected back.

  2014-11-01 20:54

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  Awesome costume.

  Only problem is you need a black background but when there is a black background this is an awesome and creative costume for two people

  2014-10-28 23:32

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  They be lookin fly....get it? haha!

  ^that's a fly dumbass^

  2014-10-26 20:54

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  That's real metal

  ^ I get the feeling you are going to get a lot of up votes ^

  2014-10-24 19:03

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  Das racist g-pa ...

  I didn't the exact same thing but in a night before Christmas style voice in my head

  2014-10-20 20:40

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  Smashed with her smashing book

  You call that puny thing a cockroach?

  2014-10-20 20:04

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  Fine! Take it!

  This isn't the correct use of this template at all. This isn't even remotely music related.

  2014-10-20 10:31

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  5077666466

  Boy, that escalated quickly.

  2014-10-20 02:32

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  lol

  Rrrrrrrrrrepostttttt

  2014-10-20 02:03

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  do you see what I see?

  Christian Science is a real thing, I actually am a Christian scientist myself but because it would take too long to explain and because you probably have no interest in hearing it anyways I am just gonna skip the explanation of what it is.

  2014-10-17 19:16

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  Poor guy

  ^the problem is that most of them are fake. Like this one what his girl friend supposedly sent to him is seen from the senders viewpoint, obviously faked.

  2014-10-16 20:37

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  You underestimate my power, Obi Wan.

  I am currently on memedroid to procrastinate on a 9 page AP Bio packet that is due tomorrow

  2014-10-15 21:45

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  This is harder than you think...

  Try saying "Irish wrist watch" 5 times as fast as you can

  2014-10-14 21:40

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  Cool things to do in Google

  You can also type "do a barrel roll" and the screen will flip around or type "askew" and the screen will tilt

  2014-10-12 23:02

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  best armor

  His whole outfit is on POINT.

  2014-10-12 15:54

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  Cool...

  They*

  2014-10-04 20:20

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  Cool...

  The had to put dead on his grave stone just to make sure people looking at his gravestone knew he was dead

  2014-10-04 20:19

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  Ayye

  For those in AP Biology, all of the questions in the unit reading guide packets have been answered on Wikipedia by previous college students taking the class

  2014-10-03 19:03

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  My brother's shirt

  My uncle Scooter lives near there.

  2014-10-02 20:48

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  Sad but true

  You missed the step between kid and middle aged adult where you have no time, energy, or money

  2014-10-01 23:55

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  thanks elen

  I was bored one day so I tested it and tallied all the licks it took and it was somewhere around 1650 on a large tootsie pop

  2014-10-01 23:51

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  21 pranks

  Number 12 is a bit more difficult because chrome restricts changes to its files, however if you can get past it, it is a great prank

  2014-10-01 23:31

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  Just in time for Halloween

  Did you skin an apple?

  2014-09-30 00:45

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  Oh windows

  Windows hurt itself in its confusion!

  2014-09-28 19:54

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  Notitle.txt

  I was thinking time lord technology but I guess both work

  2014-09-28 18:27

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  Well damn

  My sister was one of the idiots that fell for it... She is 18

  2014-09-28 18:25

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  Poisonous is absorbed by your skin and venom is injected :)

  Poison is dangerous if ingested, venom is dangerous if injected

  2014-09-27 19:24

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  Challenge Accept!

  

  2014-09-27 11:11

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  Phone batteries

  I still have a flip phone that will last over a week if not many people call of text me which usually happens

  2014-09-27 10:38

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  Kids... He did a good job of ripping it right in the middle

  He was willing to HALVE a useless piece of paper

  2014-09-27 01:12

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  Bewbs

  Well shit. I have noticed my girlfriend has had her arms crossed a lot recently.

  2014-09-27 00:21

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  fuck yeah

  Thanks for converting it, I was just browsing through comments to see if anyone had so I wouldn't have to do all the work

  2014-09-27 00:09

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  What a happy way to die.

  That's how I'd want to go

  2014-09-25 20:23

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  free vibrator.

  Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough

  2014-09-22 00:31

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  Look mom, no hands

  DO A BARREL ROLL

  2014-09-21 00:32

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  Metal

  Metalocalyps is an awesome show

  2014-09-20 23:07

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  amazing

  And the big bad wolf huffed and puffed and blew her clothes off. Everyone cheered

  2014-09-20 22:12

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  It Still Remembers

  Wait being really polite is flirting? Shit that's just how I was raised and now a ton of people probably think I some creep.

  2014-09-20 21:35

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  shiiit

  Maybe you were just too tired

  2014-09-19 19:14

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  pppp

  I think there is a service called gamefly but I might be wrong

  2014-09-18 18:09

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  pro bro.

  Which one?

  2014-09-05 18:00

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  This is what happens

  That's funny I had drunk chicken for dinner

  2014-09-03 00:20

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  beekeeper

  *half Asian

  2014-08-30 16:16

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  and I shall call him Skrillex

  Actually standard dubstep is at a constant tempo of 140 beats per minute

  2014-08-26 20:47

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  The Universe

  I'm pretty sure that's bullshit because the universe is constantly expanding and therefore infinitely large so there could be an almost infinite number of stars in the universe outside of our viewable space

  2014-08-26 12:14

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  Title wants to play robot unicorn

  It's all about robot unicorn attack heavy metal

  2014-08-26 11:34

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  Riddle me this again Memedroid

  I am gonna say a building of some kind that has four wings

  2014-08-25 23:30

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  Mars hoax

  I posted a link to that website in the comments on the original post

  2014-08-25 19:24

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  go check it out guys! :D hope everyone gets a good view o...

  This is a hoax. http://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/double-moon-on-august-27

  2014-08-25 15:43

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  ..

  *walks up with combo lock in hand and clips it in his ear and runs*

  2014-08-22 10:37

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  Yellow

  Flight is the obvious winner here

  2014-08-20 17:44

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  Splayd ftw !!!!

  Where the hell did the layd part come from?!?

  2014-08-20 17:29

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  dam it

  Rape wiener doesn't take no for an answer

  2014-08-17 17:37

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  Im too used to the old memedroid

  OH MY GOD THAT LADY IS USING MY EXACT PHONE

  2014-08-16 11:49

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  Obesity

  It's kinda hard to take obesity LIGHTLY... I mean it is a BIG issue

  2014-08-16 01:12

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  Way too much

  Are the rest of the woman's bags in the other room?

  2014-08-15 21:58

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