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  Pizza

  Maybe I am an Asian girl.

  2h

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  Ivy League schools still get a few things right on occasion

  *sheeeeeeit intensifies*

  2h

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  Stop Doomscrolling

  Doomshit whilst browsing DoomMemes.

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  Oh

  

  1d

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  Oh

  Apex Predator

  1d

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  EVIL FUCKING TEXT THAT I STOLE FROM EVIL FUCKING REDDIT!!...

  

  2026-08-01 13:01

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  Took me some time

  Randy Bobandy

  2026-08-01 08:38

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  Tat

  Actually, I meant your previous pfp of you. But if you find the one you're referring to... well, why not. Sorry to hear about the situation there. You never know how things will ultimately play out though.

  2026-08-01 00:07

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  Tat

  You should throw that pic back up as your pfp if you still have it.

  2026-07-31 22:39

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  Tat

  Speaking of the 'tism, don't think we've forgotten about your Yukiteru cosplay.

  2026-07-31 22:01

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  australia again

  I was surprised too when I read this a couple of years ago. They've always been proto-mammals, but for some reason, they now specifically group them together.

  2026-07-31 08:16

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  Threehalves centaur robot

  gagadget.com/en/720208-meet-threehalves-a-2-meter-centaur-robot-built-for-disaster-zones/

  2026-07-31 07:26

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  Push it back before it evolves

  

  2026-07-28 23:06

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  Our battle will be legendary

  Stupid onions. She's in a better place, watching over you and your daughter. Gotta keep on keeping on, like she would no doubt want you to.

  2026-07-28 22:39

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  ai hasn't taken your job yet

  Not yet. But, according to Futurama, it will.

  2026-07-28 22:32

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  Push it back before it evolves

  We need to make absolutely certain we never send Mantis Shrimp to Mars.

  2026-07-28 06:29

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  About that...

  Narrator: "He in fact did not remain cool."

  2026-07-28 05:49

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  Not quite the public fleshlight but a specific kind of dirty

  

  2026-07-25 23:53

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  Not quite the public fleshlight but a specific kind of dirty

  Ah hell naw

  2026-07-25 20:24

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  Worse than a cum rag

  Only slightly more sanitary than a public fleshlight.

  2026-07-25 10:16

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  Iran is pushing their luck.

  There have been a host of cool and funny Iranian Memdroiders. The average citizen there is well educated, and not a zealot. The regime needs to be overthrown, and the people need to be liberated. *gets off soapbox*

  2026-07-24 23:22

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  Just under three times the population of the US

  Sign my ass up.

  2026-07-23 19:49

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  The absolute state of UK politics right now

  Another British cigarette cut from the same cloth, wonderful. Britons deserve better.

  2026-07-23 07:58

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  Odyssey got Netflix'd

  Helen of Detroit

  2026-07-17 19:23

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  Cold War tanks had the most aggressive train exit ever

  Yeah, same

  2026-07-17 04:16

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  summer invasion

  I really need to watch Terraformars.

  2026-07-16 09:30

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  Cold War tanks had the most aggressive train exit ever

  I need to watch Kelly's Heroes again.

  2026-07-16 09:27

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  truthjew

  Sounds more like a Helen Keller quote to me.

  2026-07-14 23:13

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  still alive

  *sigh* Apparently the vibe check won't let me ask if you are unalived. Sorry, dude.

  2026-07-14 06:58

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  still alive

  Dear Vibe Check, please eat. Please eat me raw. Cordially yours, awromig

  2026-07-14 06:58

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  IYKYK

  What What

  2026-07-13 20:35

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  Hehe

  

  2026-07-12 05:56

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  Maybe dont have such a fine booty then moth boy!

  As one does.

  2026-07-11 17:52

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  Sounds like a plan?

  "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

  2026-07-11 17:18

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  Fix it again tony.

  If fun is the goal, and you know how to wrench, that sounds like a blast.

  2026-07-11 03:33

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  Fix it again tony.

  

  2026-07-11 03:30

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  Relationships

  Not too shabby, my friend. Nothing really new, but not too shabby. You are well, I hope? Any free time you can spare here is always appreciated.

  2026-07-10 23:26

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  Fix it again tony.

  You know what they say Ford stands for, don't ya? It stands for "Fix it again, Tony."

  2026-07-10 19:21

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  He ded

  This is a scene from Robocop 2, incase anyone was curious.

  2026-07-09 22:37

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  Too true

  I would much prefer to watch this.

  2026-07-09 04:02

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  Aviation meme drop

  Great point.

  2026-07-09 00:42

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  Gozer the Gozerian

  

  2026-07-08 22:58

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  Aviation meme drop

  Multirole vs. Air Superiority, just like the F-16 and the F-15. Alternately, Lith vs. Chonky. Love the aircraft memes, Cyber.

  2026-07-08 22:53

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  Piracy glow up

  If you don't mind downloading it first, 'nyaa.is' is your friend. The first episode comes out today, should be up on the site tonight or tomorrow, I'd guess. Yarrrr!

  2026-07-08 07:27

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  Here you go my aviation autists.

  Magnifico

  2026-07-07 20:40

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  Gas station stance

  Who the fuck has been licking my doorknobs? AGAIN!

  2026-07-06 17:59

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  I think screen time on smart phones is abused more than c...

  

  2026-07-06 08:40

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  A silent plea from your drain plug

  "Oh, what a world! What a world!"

  2026-07-06 08:38

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  what machine

  Yeah Choose your bits wisely.

  2026-07-06 08:36

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  Gas station stance

  *sneaks into your house and pisses on the toilet seat*

  2026-07-06 08:33

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  Phone says no

  Installing via ADB.

  2026-07-06 07:08

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  larry digging

  It's nice to let the retarded kid play as well.

  2026-07-06 07:00

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  Zendaya

  She's the new Kristen Stewart.

  2026-07-05 22:31

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  Hi, my name is. (What?) my name is. (who) my name is (chi...

  Navy beans, navy beans Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

  2026-07-04 18:17

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  My maymay

  "I'd fuck me." - Buffalo Bill

  2026-07-04 07:54

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  Actually it's GREAT

  I dunno man, sounds kinda gay.

  2026-07-04 07:53

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  I actually did make fries and they were so good

  Wednesday was Canada Day, perhaps a poutine would be appropriate.

  2026-07-03 20:51

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  Mechanic nap

  Nice, cold, clean, coated concrete.

  2026-07-03 08:43

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  old but good

  *lispy sodomite noises*

  2026-07-02 01:38

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  financial ruin

  In 2012, on my 2012 Mazdaspeed 3, I got a 2% interest rate buying it new. Shit has gotten so out of whack, it's unbelievable.

  2026-07-01 06:55

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  worm coffee

  Mmmmmm. Shai-Halud.

  2026-07-01 06:51

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  green guy

  *a taste for bacon

  2026-06-30 08:28

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  hot weather in Europe

  Give her the Marie-Antoinette treatment.

  2026-06-30 08:21

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  Bro's cooked

  Better to tell him sooner rather than later.

  2026-06-30 05:24

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  Reject humanity

  CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!

  2026-06-30 05:16

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  face everywhere

  @TakeYourPantsOff

  2026-06-30 05:12

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  Tell her to spit on it

  "How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?!?"

  2026-06-30 01:44

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  Which is worse hate or indifference?

  So you're thinking about me!

  2026-06-29 23:30

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  Looks like a lickalottapus

  "I understood that reference." - Sbeve Rogers

  2026-06-29 19:08

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  It's because her pussy is fluorescent pink

  I do often have to tell my coffee, "Smile, Brotha, so I can see you."

  2026-06-28 03:07

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  Bruh

  The cake is a lie.

  2026-06-27 02:55

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  Fitgirl wondering

  Ma'am, you have testicular cancer.

  2026-06-26 23:24

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  Stays indoors more or less

  Samsquanch

  2026-06-26 18:51

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  wise hobbit

  *agitated Semitic noises*

  2026-06-26 08:14

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  price creep

  But everything was supposed to be chrome.

  2026-06-25 03:59

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  Maga Cult Of Insanity

  *Cackles

  2026-06-23 19:37

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  Wow...

  What an odd thing to say.

  2026-06-23 00:02

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  9 years

  Bland certainly nails it.

  2026-06-20 20:09

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  title

  

  2026-06-20 07:58

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  Walmart gay ice cream flavor

  Austin: "This smells like shit!" Basil: "It *is* shit, Austin." Austin: "Oh, good. Then it's not just me. It's a bit nutty."

  2026-06-19 21:53

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  funny timing

  Grizwold's outlet in Christmas Vacation.

  2026-06-18 08:35

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  worth it

  Panda Jam!

  2026-06-18 08:32

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  Female Drivers, No Survivors

  Welp, you probably don't realize it, but you failed the test. However, we currently have a quota to meet for female drivers. Congratulations, here's your Commercial Driver's License.

  2026-06-17 21:26

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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: It takes many nail to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.

  2026-06-17 20:16

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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: Baseball wrong! Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

  2026-06-17 19:22

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  Buying views

  Damn you

  2026-06-17 01:20

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  I tried fresh water but it was really red

  That's uncle Larry, he's always hammered when he goes fishing. Run in a zig-zag, and he'll get sick to his stomach and lose interest.

  2026-06-14 03:41

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  Trash gourmet

  Maybe I am a raccoon.

  2026-06-12 09:14

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  Doggone it this is a Golden moment

  Unleash the hounds.

  2026-06-12 07:18

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  Irish Weird Al?

  I legitimately thought the song would end up being about onanism.

  2026-06-12 01:45

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  OP was sarcastic and made a great meme

  He has an uncle name Chocolate Moose.

  2026-06-12 01:42

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  Thesaurus

  Verily, verily.

  2026-06-12 01:38

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  Mark carney supporters are like

  Oh ya, sounds gööd, Buddy.

  2026-06-11 23:22

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  Gone door

  Grond! Grond!!

  2026-06-11 03:59

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  Mongers

  Good news, Cheesemongers also exist.

  2026-06-10 20:40

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  same salary

  Damn right, good call.

  2026-06-10 08:23

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  same salary

  Bingo. What's more, it should be a temporary thing, to serve the Nation/State relatively briefly, out of patriotic duty. It should *never* be a life long career. We need term limits for every elected position, taking away the gravy train.

  2026-06-10 08:14

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  Source for the cat distribution system

  Literally herding cats.

  2026-06-09 22:16

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  In a twist of fate things took a turn to the proper direc...

  Might as well go ahead and poop a lot at that point.

  2026-06-09 07:41

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  Critics in shambles

  "I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high nigga pie."

  2026-06-09 06:30

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