bert467

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23. San Antonio, TX. Follow if you want. It's not like I'll be under your bed at night if you don't...

36 Memes

bert467 | 2014-09-03 23:30

Never Forget.

85% 2635

bert467 | 2013-10-13 22:30

Prepare your anus.

89% 1699

bert467 | 2013-10-09 19:30

What my girlfriend does for me after a fight... Prepare your anus.

91% 1683

bert467 | 2013-10-07 19:00

Prepare your anus.

85% 1363

bert467 | 2013-10-04 17:30

Prepare your anus.

91% 2012

bert467 | 2013-09-04 16:30

I want to touch your butt.

95% 3161

bert467 | 2013-07-25 02:00

I told him they were wrestling.

90% 1248

bert467 | 2013-06-29 08:00

Prepare your anus. For a pounding.

93% 1589

bert467 | 2013-05-24 19:00

Fuck them hard!!!! ............ PS: I wanna take a shower with you.

95% 2367

bert467 | 2013-04-19 00:30

prepare your anus for all of these nukes.

93% 1692

bert467 | 2013-04-09 00:00

10th comment gave me herpies. 11th comment I wanna give them to you. :)

94% 2158

bert467 | 2013-04-06 18:00

i still can't decide. we did the nastys after this. i wanna rape you.

91% 1524

bert467 | 2013-04-03 02:00

i wanna have sexual intercourse with you for 10 hours straight.

95% 2609

bert467 | 2013-03-06 23:00

I'm gonna be cuddling with you tonight while you sleep.

90% 1370

bert467 | 2013-03-05 22:00

This is what im gonna be doing to you tonight in bed. Hard.

90% 1355

bert467 | 2013-02-26 01:30

I love you I wanna rape you.

93% 1659

bert467 | 2013-02-07 17:30

expect to be penetrated tonight while you sleep.... i mean it.

94% 1766

bert467 | 2013-01-30 00:00

bite the pillow im going in dry.

93% 1214

bert467 | 2013-01-28 21:30

i love you.

92% 1361

bert467 | 2013-01-24 21:30

i will be having sexual intercourse with you tonight while you sleep.

95% 2953

Latest comments

Choose wisely
Cure for Ebola. Sell the shit out of it.

2015-06-11 02:50
+14
Raptor
Karen Gillan.

2015-05-05 18:57
+15
O-o
It's Poveglia island.

2015-04-12 04:07
+17
Batman wins..!!
I am.

2015-04-09 09:39
+10
Nobody can fix that
And does it work on emotions?

2015-03-25 02:36
+7
You like Krabby Pattys don't Walmart clerk?
My thighs?

2015-03-13 00:42
+7
Only for Arrow for fans
He plays an awesome Slade. But I will always see him as, Crixus.

2015-03-09 23:29
+12
Perfection
Thanks, senpai.

2015-03-03 03:12
+6
Perfection
Where is this burger from?

2015-03-03 02:40
+7
You should download my mixtape
The SB-129 episode freaked me out more.

2015-03-03 01:57
+15
Do die do
Still waiting on a part 2.

2015-03-01 12:17
+15
Vengeance

2015-02-27 00:08
+1
I didn't sleep yesterday night so I'll just leave this ov...
Brutes?

2015-02-26 18:02
0
awkward........
You edited your comment besides "I am so done". Now I look stupid.

2015-02-26 03:32
+32
Katy's body got no chill
They hate us cause they ain't us.

2015-02-26 03:17
+33
awkward........
"With my life".

2015-02-26 03:16
+47
So majestic
Dammit, moon moon.

2015-02-26 03:12
+33
Ebola
As a Texan I can confirm that's how our scientists fought Ebola.

2015-02-25 09:31
+11
First comment and second comment are dating
Took me a second to see that.

2015-02-25 09:29
+11
Meow.*.
The cats face =

2015-02-20 12:06
+16
Why!?
I'm cornbread and I like black.

2015-02-20 03:19
+7
Good guy will smith
The Batman v superman movie was supposed to be released in 2009 like the banner in the movie says. But it was cancelled after how terrible Superman returns is.

2015-02-16 15:27
+14
1v1
No secondaries though.

2015-02-13 13:21
-3
.
Disney and Sony want Peter Parker. They are considering, Dylan O'Brian or Logan Lerman.

2015-02-13 01:22
+3
Swiggity swooty I'm comin' for that booty!
Soon.

2015-02-13 01:13
+5
Ghost
I killed most of my squad in mass effect 2.

2015-02-05 13:24
+18
WTF_!!!!
I thought the earth was only 2015 years old. (Sarcasm)

2015-02-05 13:21
+20
They exist!
Thanks.

2015-02-05 00:36
+4
Picture out of this world
Me too.

2015-02-03 23:48
+35
They exist!
This is why I never go into the ocean.

2015-02-03 23:47
+10
Ultimate bromance
No this is Patrick.

2015-01-27 21:42
+72
♪A potato flew around my room♪
I'm laying in bed right now. Thanks.

2015-01-15 00:39
+21
IMA POTATOE
STICK 'EM IN A STEW

2015-01-14 21:19
+2
How to not give a F episode - Final Episode
At my funeral I want my casket to be closed. Somebody will open it, revealing I'm not in it. Then the space jam theme will play, my lifeless body will swing from a ceiling fan. Then my body will fly off into a basketball hoop and I will land in the casket

2015-01-14 20:01
+7
Young Jamie Lannister
The Lannister's approve.

2015-01-14 02:00
+2
Ouch...
Try, farmersonly.com

2015-01-14 01:52
+4
Skyrim on PC is awesome!
Good for you. Stop trying to start a war. Let people play what they wanna play.

2015-01-13 21:11
+24
Delayed by 2 fucking months
I have it for Xbox one.

2015-01-13 21:07
0
Delayed by 2 fucking months
Titanfall is on Xbox 360 and Xbox One.

2015-01-13 17:42
+8
Da comrade Vlad, I now of see
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 no h8.

2015-01-13 14:48
+3
Da comrade Vlad, I now of see
2spooky4me

2015-01-13 09:35
+22
Im dead
Nice.

2015-01-10 02:11
-1
Im dead
Nice.

2015-01-09 23:47
0
Im dead
Do it.

2015-01-09 23:00
+2
Im dead
Now kiss.

2015-01-09 22:52
+2
Justice league founding members: superman > wonder woman ...
I'm gonna up vote you.

2015-01-08 20:39
-23
Filled up my Jeep for $30!!!!
I don't wanna freeze my ass off, though.

2015-01-08 13:33
+10
Tell me
Slipknot Master Chief I, Frankenstein I'm gonna be fine.

2015-01-06 09:15
+5
Noooooo
The Interview. Rest in Pepperoni. Killed to death 2014 - 1870

2014-12-21 02:41
+44
Andy Dwyer on bathroom repair
This whole episode spooked me out.

2014-12-11 15:47
+5
Scary
"You raped my sister, you murdered her, you killed her children". - Lord Oberyn

2014-12-11 01:17
+32
Does gabe have a mixtape
Honestly it looks like the teacher can take him, no problem. If he wants to lose his job.

2014-12-09 01:36
+82
So i was..
Spoiler alert.

2014-12-03 18:02
-9
I cri erry tim
I never warm my pop tarts up.

2014-11-29 15:03
+5
.
Illuminati confirmed.

2014-11-27 14:30
+9
Just don't
That deep V.

2014-11-25 16:41
-4
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed... Ward...

2014-11-18 02:05
+8
Ddf
It's better than nobody.

2014-11-15 01:36
+31
Football.
The players in American football are much bigger and faster than rugby players. And the only reason why they wear protection is to protect them from high impact hits. Which rarely happens in rugby. My body is ready for downvotes.

2014-11-14 04:22
+1
Favorite breakdown?
Badass breakdown right there.

2014-11-13 19:41
-1
I DARE YOU.....
What do y'all mean by, "haunted"?

2014-11-13 00:52
+31
Probably, the best burn ever!
Get shrekt m8.

2014-11-10 12:36
+65
Best game ever.
Super jump. Just to name one.

2014-11-09 22:56
+6
Odd laws
These "facts" might as well start saying, "licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets".

2014-11-05 12:10
+1
When you ask your boyfriend to bring you tampons...
And rohypnol.

2014-11-04 16:41
+17
It's dark
The Reapers are coming!

2014-11-03 01:10
+26
Spider-Man-1, Kingpin-0
rekt

2014-11-01 00:24
+5
Arrow
But Oliver Queen. No homo though.

2014-10-31 16:42
+9
I'm done
It's never ogre.

2014-10-31 13:38
+12
Hi five
Somebody's girlfriend.

2014-10-22 10:24
+5
Love when that happens
Maybe it's cape.

2014-10-22 02:49
+2
Is she okay?
Sacrifice one of the children for an equivalent exchange.

2014-10-22 02:47
+11
run away the bees are angry!
who isn't afraid of bees?

2014-10-18 10:49
+13
Anna + Belle
yeah, the real doll is a raggedy Ann doll.

2014-10-18 10:41
+46
jj
it was the ebola.

2014-10-12 13:30
+4
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
it's never ogre.

2014-10-08 21:07
+10
Parent logic
Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.

2014-10-08 18:24
+6
i fucking love james franco
I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works.

2014-09-10 20:01
+3
Murcia
then we all died

2014-09-08 00:29
+2
Recommend romantic anime
Definitely something to watch if you wanna get your special someone in the mood.

2014-09-05 22:37
+7
;_;
Senpai will notice me...

2014-09-03 21:33
+17
Dead
Imagine how it looks when it tackles somebody.

2014-09-03 17:02
+82
no backpacks in class

2014-08-27 14:20
+4
no backpacks in class
Her name is Amber Lancaster. And the show is , "Hard Times of RJ Berger".

2014-08-27 01:00
+36
that be hilirious
They're saying a purge will be here in Texas on the 29th. I would think Texas would be the last state anyone would want to start a purge in.

2014-08-23 01:41
+11
Win win win YouTube.com/UnratedAwesomeness
Then the guy is bisexual. And is sexually attracted to you.

2014-08-23 01:36
+25
yip
Either he's really confident they'll win. Or it was a bet...

2014-08-13 15:11
+42
3rd Comment Fucks 1st
Girls in boyshorts.

2014-08-12 21:00
+13
Internet Win!
That's pretty common where I live.

2014-08-12 10:21
+4
He must die
Let's all make him.

2014-08-10 14:22
+23
Favorite game series?
@title. Halo Series.

2014-08-06 20:02
+3
There might be a ghost waving it's junk in your face righ...
^^^ sounds fun.

2014-07-25 01:07
+5
pizza
^ His body is ready.

2014-07-23 10:51
+11
What's your hobby?
Inside Gaming.

2014-07-17 09:12
+7
If we could only be so lucky
I'd let her kick my ass all day.

2014-07-08 21:22
+32
as expected
That's the power of red balls

2014-07-05 23:43
+50
Hahaa
^^ That's a good solution.

2014-07-03 09:28
+32
Aint that bout the damn truth
Am I the only one who doesn't shit my ass after I eat taco bell?

2014-07-01 20:41
+14
kids…
40 year old virgin.

2014-06-29 19:54
+17
When you see it
^ There's another kids face between the kids shoulders on the right.

2014-06-29 18:34
+159

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