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  CROATAN

  I'd make an account too if I didn't have one and suddenly wanted to comment something I could relate to like that.

  2022-05-23 16:46

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  Hmmmm. Noice!

  

  2022-05-23 16:43

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  Hmmmm. Noice!

  Can guarantee that is not true

  2022-05-23 16:41

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  Morbius

  Imagine how many more morbius movies they can make with that money

  2022-05-23 16:33

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  meme

  I haven't seen any of the new ones yet, are they near as good as 1 and 3?

  2022-05-23 16:31

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  DUI

  I'm 2 steps ahead of you already

  2022-05-23 06:13

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  CROATAN

  Basically the same as if they wrote "Cherokee" on the tree to imply they went to live with a Cherokee tribe.

  2022-05-22 16:27

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  CROATAN

  Basically just a group of native Americans who lived nearby, implying they went to live with them because they ran out of resources where they were. And like pancakes said there was someone who wrote about European looking people living among them.

  2022-05-22 16:25

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  CROATAN

  Yes, the true solution, the colonists just went to fucking Croatia

  2022-05-22 16:23

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  Taxadoodledo

  We then get a tax return and a military and navigable roads.

  2022-05-22 02:38

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  I didn't want to go anyway

  Must be nice

  2022-05-22 00:51

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  A little "rebuilding"

  A true American Any gun law is a violation of the 2nd amendment and therefore illegal.

  2022-05-20 17:05

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  Never stops

  "sad boy" takes the stage again.

  2022-05-20 17:02

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  Trump is a pro haxxer

  Walt Jr voice is easy to do but a good Trump voice is hard to come by, I'm impressed.

  2022-05-20 17:01

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  Attaboy

  

  2022-05-20 07:36

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  Ugly sand fat, yet....

  He's a famous actor known for his only movie role in boondocks saints, and definitely no other type of media.

  2022-05-20 07:35

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  Evil

  If you have schizophrenia in your family history, stay away from meth, it will trigger it full force.

  2022-05-20 06:07

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  We may never know his motives

  No motive because it was a false flag. Veterans in the crowd at the concert say they literally heard an m249 shooting, not an AR with a bump stock.

  2022-05-19 22:21

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  Remove the what?

  Don't tell me what to do

  2022-05-19 22:19

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  Can I get a uhhhhhhhhh

  Encyclopedia dramatica still exists?

  2022-05-19 07:49

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  Gaayy

  You know how the good ol boys can get when they're on their 11th keystone light, and Tammy Wynette comes on.

  2022-05-19 05:51

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  Can I get a uhhhhhhhhh

  Livestreamed jail rape?

  2022-05-19 05:49

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  Can I get a uhhhhhhhhh

  Because it's laggy and bad quality. You don't really have time to fully feel in the moment like in the Christchurch one. Idk it just doesn't feel real as much, weird to describe you're right.

  2022-05-19 03:35

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  Can I get a uhhhhhhhhh

  Not really funny buddy

  2022-05-19 02:13

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  Gaayy

  Look, what happens at the hootenany, stays at the hootenany.

  2022-05-18 18:14

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  He'll try though

  You underestimate his power

  2022-05-18 17:39

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  Unintentionally passing away

  "Omg are you ok" "Leave me alone I'm sleeping

  2022-05-18 16:00

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  netflix

  Am quite sure that the majority of Netflix originals are written by 14 year old girls at a sleepover after getting into their grandpa's liquor cabinet.

  2022-05-18 15:58

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  Unintentionally passing away

  No kidding

  2022-05-18 15:10

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  Unintentionally passing away

  And then there's the sleep when you get drunk every night for 2 months straight.

  2022-05-18 07:04

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  FJB

  Me irl when you stop seeing my comments

  2022-05-18 06:59

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  They're great

  As a real man should

  2022-05-18 05:33

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  They're great

  Same

  2022-05-18 02:25

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  3.1416

  Had a dream once where I really had to pee, but everytime I was about to go something in the dream distracted me. Happened like 10 times until I finally woke up and had to go so bad. Thanks brain, you're a real G.

  2022-05-17 22:36

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  I might get banned for a second time because of this meme...

  I knew it

  2022-05-16 23:50

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  Inflation? Not Here

  What about Arizona tea

  2022-05-16 17:20

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  My Time Has Come

  Yeah

  2022-05-16 13:53

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  My Time Has Come

  *Only person you ever loved kills themselves* Ȯ̴̢̳̼̪̺͇͎̘̣͖͊̒̎̑̊̆́̽̄̋̾͘̕o̷͉̫͈̖̣̱͈̰̖͇̻͒̌͌̓̂̍͌f̷̨̗̼̈́͛͋͒̑̑̀̓͆ͅȮ̴̢̳̼̪̺͇͎̘̣͖͊̒̎̑̊̆́̽̄̋̾͘̕o̷͉̫͈̖̣̱͈̰̖͇̻͒̌͌̓̂̍͌f̷̨̗̼̈́͛͋͒̑̑̀̓͆ͅ

  2022-05-16 07:31

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  Is that wrong?

  Top right is the only one who wouldn't print like a mofo.

  2022-05-16 05:51

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  Expensive

  I have no enemies, just myself.

  2022-05-15 03:45

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  Racist future

  Me every Tuesday night *i'm racist on tuesdays*

  2022-05-15 02:52

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  Libertarians

  M995 go brrrr

  2022-05-15 02:48

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  ñam my favorite snack

  Nothing that bad

  2022-05-14 18:18

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  ñam my favorite snack

  I almost just died

  2022-05-14 02:25

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  Meanwhile in Finland

  I have just learned it is from silent hill.

  2022-05-14 00:42

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  Meanwhile in Finland

  Anyone know what that music is originally from? Or the name of it?

  2022-05-14 00:37

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  Racist jobs

  Don't appropriate us you racist

  2022-05-13 16:36

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  dreams better than real life

  Same

  2022-05-13 16:35

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  Expensive

  Ain't that shit like $90 a bottle?

  2022-05-13 13:30

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  Woah

  The devil always wins

  2022-05-13 13:29

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  We are not the same

  

  2022-05-13 13:29

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  I knew it

  They already did that on ied robots like 10 years ago didn't they?

  2022-05-13 10:41

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  Nice

  Few too many natty daddy's

  2022-05-13 10:40

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  Racist jobs

  I respect that Bollywood's method of portraying a woman as youthful and attractive is just making her look western.

  2022-05-13 10:39

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  Still looking

  Lucky

  2022-05-13 10:37

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  Still looking

  What happens if you find out why and then ruin it

  2022-05-13 10:18

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  Choose your weapon

  If Chuck Norris has any firearm, it should be the sawed off shotgun from Lone Wolf McQuade or his 2 Uzi's from Invasion USA.

  2022-05-13 07:31

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  Yeah

  Rogers flea market.

  2022-05-12 18:30

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  are you?

  It isn't "good" that's for sure. It's cheap and like you said popular as an American classic beer. There's way better you can get for not much more money.

  2022-05-12 17:28

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  true

  It does save you from the foot pain though

  2022-05-12 17:27

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  sad but..

  Everyone says I'm perfect so much that I'm sick of hearing it. I'm awful and I hate myself

  2022-05-12 17:26

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  It sure was hot today

  People installing insulation in an attic of a house with asphalt shingles. *Patrick crawling in desert*

  2022-05-12 17:24

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  At this point, they're askin' for a massacre.

  What's that, nuke the cities? Is that what you said? *Hovers finger above red button* That's what you said right?

  2022-05-12 17:22

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  angry men

  Thank you for the tiny dose of much needed serotonin

  2022-05-12 17:20

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  The twist

  No bueno

  2022-05-12 17:18

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  Yeah

  Murder him with an ice pick yourself, coward

  2022-05-12 17:17

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  Yeah

  Look, nobody else is gonna brush those dogs, I will do what I must.

  2022-05-11 16:54

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  Woops

  I didn't know we were so alike.

  2022-05-11 16:19

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  I've been drinking pineapple juice I swear!!!

  Prove it

  2022-05-11 15:58

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  Charming flight service

  Now get off my plane

  2022-05-11 15:55

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  Hope this is true

  HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

  2022-05-11 15:54

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  That's enough

  That's why I'd be super picky for my job to unionize. I'd maybe get a raise but all that raise would go to the dues I now have to pay, and it would give me representation that I would never use.

  2022-05-11 15:48

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  Healthcare

  Save even more money Depending on what you have done, it's literally cheaper to self pay than use insurance almost the majority of the time for hospital services. It's wacky.

  2022-05-11 15:47

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  Woops

  Bro fr, FUCK that bullshit of barely being able to get around yourself, or needing someone to bathe you and shit. Fuck all that.

  2022-05-11 15:45

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  Healthcare

  Because you self paid, which will do that. Not because you asked for a receipt.

  2022-05-11 08:38

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  Deserved

  Why are any of us alive

  2022-05-11 08:37

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  Panic in the workplace

  Better than a panic at the disco

  2022-05-11 07:21

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  Lol Gays

  What

  2022-05-11 07:21

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  That's enough

  And you say a single thing like that you get called a bootlicker or something

  2022-05-11 07:20

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  Murica!

  I never asked for this (⌐■_■)

  2022-05-11 07:17

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  When you dream you are actually somebody else and when th...

  I could only hope

  2022-05-11 07:13

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  Real hockey players would turn around

  Not even dreams are that fake

  2022-05-11 07:12

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  Yes

  Knew someone.

  2022-05-10 22:49

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  Why weegee, why?

  Bruh I'd fuck a dry rotted tractor tire if it was nice to me.

  2022-05-10 18:08

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  Why weegee, why?

  I'll take what I can get.

  2022-05-10 17:54

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  Why weegee, why?

  I'm into fit girls ok. Though not a big fan of the side effects that come along with it

  2022-05-10 16:46

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  Gross

  *Racks operating rod that Rick told me about*

  2022-05-10 16:04

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  Gross

  Then you will die in silence

  2022-05-10 13:13

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  Accurate

  Quite incorrect, my friend. It is torture.

  2022-05-10 13:12

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  Yes

  The click of a firing pin slamming into an empty chamber that you thought was full

  2022-05-10 13:12

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  Why weegee, why?

  As she should, look at her, she's buff af

  2022-05-10 13:10

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  Learn or don't......

  Why Bill. Why must you have tainted your legacy in our hearts.

  2022-05-10 13:06

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  Ummmm

  That ain't nice homie.

  2022-05-10 00:43

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  Tomorrow

  

  2022-05-10 00:42

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  Yes

  Don't get me fucking started

  2022-05-10 00:39

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  your butt

  I wish I developed into something more docile and unintelligent, like a cantaloupe.

  2022-05-10 00:39

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  Parents

  Yes, they want problems so we hate each other and just selfishly consume our whole lives

  2022-05-10 00:38

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  Bowling

  Take that you bottle bitch

  2022-05-10 00:30

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  Hol the f*ck up

  

  2022-05-10 00:22

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  little things matter

  Thanks. I'm back up to 160 at the moment from the big sad but I'm starting to get back. Trying to not let life get me down.

  2022-05-09 12:07

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