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  Hawkward

  Consenting people can do whatever they want, but if you honestly believe taking it up the ass preserves your virginity, you're stupid.

  2015-09-27 21:53

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  ...at all costs.

  They all died in a tragic gasoline fight accident.

  2015-09-26 18:42

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  World War Tea has begun.

  Here in America, we take our tea in the harbor.

  2015-09-26 10:40

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  Get money..

  > Go > Away > Right meow.jpg

  2015-09-25 19:58

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  Doge

  All of them. They all contain bread. Or bonemeal.

  2015-09-25 18:48

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  the walking yeezus

  Kanye West is acting like a fashion designer now, with every piece in his collection a neutral color and oversized. Some of the clothing isn't half bad, but a lot of it looks like walker wear.

  2015-09-25 18:46

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  Art on a paper

  Dat skill

  2015-09-25 16:50

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  Chunky li

  It's a repost, but still

  2015-09-25 16:48

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  Crapple

  Adam needs to chill the fuck out

  2015-09-25 16:47

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  This tree? It's a nice tree.

  

  2015-09-24 19:51

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  girls

  Yeah, I think this is a troll.

  2015-09-24 19:50

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  don't move or you'll be banished to the seventh realm

  And Radapug

  2015-09-24 19:47

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  ......

  Go home, kid. You're 12.

  2015-09-24 19:44

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  I'm not sure this wasn't posted on here before, but here ...

  I don't think that's proper beekeeping attire.

  2015-09-24 19:43

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  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

  

  2015-09-24 19:41

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  Response*

  I read that as "aass work"

  2015-09-24 19:39

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  Who doesn't want a Tentacle Monster?

  She's certified in cake decorating

  2015-09-23 22:24

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  Dude wtf?

  It probably isn't a typo. There's a girl I graduated with that is 23 and has an 8 year old.

  2015-09-23 21:59

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  Capitalism

  I didn't like this the first time I saw it and that hasn't changed

  2015-09-23 20:55

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  Lel

  

  2015-09-23 20:51

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  This was early 2013 days

  How long have you held onto this screenshot for the opportunity to use it as a meme?

  2015-09-23 20:48

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  Dude wtf?

  A style of lingerie that resembles a bra with sheer material attached at the bottom like a skirt. Some type of skimpy underwear is usually worn beneath.

  2015-09-23 20:46

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  oh

  

  2015-09-22 21:38

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  starter pack

  You forgot the whistle and broken dreams of sports stardom.

  2015-09-22 21:34

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  Shower thoughts

  I'll take cold seat any day because warm seat = recent ass

  2015-09-22 21:31

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  Pizza

  Carbonated beverage

  2015-09-22 21:29

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  Found in a gunstore in Texas

  Banned guns be should

  2015-09-20 09:40

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  The Mona Lisa Escape

  Artist Albert Anker liked to paint still lifes that usually contained bread. I know because I googled "paintings of bread"

  2015-09-18 22:08

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  Wonder polls

  Part of me feels like I can't laugh at this

  2015-09-18 21:54

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  the truth

  Aaaaand...that's why I'm terrified of escalators.

  2015-09-18 21:44

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  X: Doubt

  Turn into a jet, bomb the Russians, crash into the sun, now I'm dead.

  2015-09-11 23:46

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  ...

  A capicola finishes its last round of chemo, and a pepperoni hears for the first time.

  2015-09-11 20:41

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  recovery from surgery

  Negroplasty.

  2015-09-10 23:56

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  I've hidden a watermark so you newfags can't repost my or...

  Fake Asian, she's obviously not.

  2015-09-10 23:34

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  they say

  Most of that shit better go to recycling

  2015-09-09 20:32

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  Random shit?

  "You ain't do"

  2015-09-07 19:36

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  The matter of a few letters

  Bears

  2015-09-06 22:45

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  just in Bosnia

  

  2015-09-06 22:25

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  Return of the dark doge

  My parents almost got an Akita when I was little. They're precious

  2015-09-06 15:20

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  Yeah right

  Way too afraid of falling

  2015-09-06 15:18

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  ...........

  I think it's trying to communicate.

  2015-09-05 22:19

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  That feeling!

  That's my happiness

  2015-09-05 22:16

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  .

  

  2015-09-05 22:14

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  DISSOLVE MOFO

  We put Liquid Paper on a bee. And it died.

  2015-09-05 21:30

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  Damn bronies

  Are bronie brownies the same thing as Little Debbie cosmic brownies?

  2015-09-05 13:54

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  Title had been forgotten

  That's okay, I never needed to drive again anyway.

  2015-09-05 13:49

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  Forever alone

  Prepare for even more cans overflowing with Starbucks cups. Pumpkin Spice Latte is coming.

  2015-09-05 13:47

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  Truer words have never been spoken

  I think it's a moist towelette from Outback Steakhouse.

  2015-09-05 12:14

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  Wet nuts

  Whipped cream + wet nuts

  2015-09-05 11:53

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  5th comment can go kill themselves

  Oh, Canadians. Polite as fuck.

  2015-09-04 18:52

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  If you excuse me

  I mean, people can do whatever they want, but I've never heard of a girl being into bronies. Just saying.

  2015-09-04 18:51

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  : - )

  BUY GARCINIA CAMBOGIA 3000 TODAY!!!

  2015-09-04 18:49

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  domestic violence

  Domestic violence is never funny. That woman should be ashamed to be a feminist. Men, women, and children of all socioeconomic classes can all be affected by domestic violence and there's nothing a bit funny about it.

  2015-09-04 18:48

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  All lives matter

  

  2015-09-04 17:04

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  Clownin

  Instagram posts on Memedroid are my favorite thing

  2015-09-03 23:45

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  Truth

  So, I was eating a salad. Okay, maybe it was cereal. Well, it was actually wheat, which is a grain. I was drinking bourbon.

  2015-09-03 23:43

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  Drinks on you

  When bae so wasted she become a table #TurnUp #GinNJuice #HashtagHashtag

  2015-09-03 23:35

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  Loooool

  Joan Cornella clearly does acid.

  2015-09-03 23:33

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  Lool

  Don't acid, do kids

  2015-09-03 23:16

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  Well then

  As someone who identifies with ferret culture, I feel very marginalized by these new bathroom rules. I must contact The Huffington Post immediately.

  2015-09-03 22:52

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  seems legit

  That's my truck

  2015-09-03 22:50

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  no fu**s given level

  Pyramid of oranges like a boss.

  2015-09-03 22:47

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  Prepare yourself, Captain

  I support solid dick.

  2015-09-03 22:40

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  MARSHMALLOW POWERS

  I now want a bowl full of Sad Thor marshmallows. Because the marshmallows are really the only good part of marshmallow cereal.

  2015-09-03 22:36

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  Guess i can stop shaving my balls now

  

  2015-09-03 22:32

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  Who here likes Hollywood Undead?

  

  2015-09-03 22:32

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  Lool

  

  2015-09-03 22:31

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  Inspirational Quote 1

  GTFO. This ain't Pinterest.

  2015-09-01 22:31

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  Apple

  Suddenly...a wild HOUSEFIRE appears!

  2015-09-01 22:28

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  Houston's at it's finest

  It was an honest mistake. I'm sorry if I offended anyone. That's all I'm gonna say.

  2013-05-01 14:15

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  Houston's at it's finest

  ^ That's true. I don't even know why I responded.

  2013-05-01 13:25

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  Houston's at it's finest

  @Fuck.You I didn't realise it was "nigga," so I'm sorry if that bothers anyone. But I don't see how you have any room to talk about me being offensive and then proceeding to call me a bitch. You don't know me.

  2013-05-01 13:19

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  For the lulz

  I've noticed that. It's like ever since the update, no one wants to moderate.

  2013-05-01 13:12

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  skyrim fail

  Peaceful dragon wants no part of your fighting shenanigans.

  2013-05-01 13:11

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  .. Fucc off

  Anyone who thinks swag is cool needs to get the hell off my planet.

  2013-05-01 13:10

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  Blue Waffle

  @title

  2013-05-01 13:09

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  Houston's at it's finest

  I think it's supposed to resemble "bitch nigger"

  2013-05-01 13:07

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  Poor bumblebee

  Think this isn't normal? On meth it is.

  2013-05-01 13:06

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  Oh God Why

  

  2013-05-01 13:05

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  kcco

  That's the evilest thing I can imagine

  2013-05-01 10:41

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  if only...

  I'd wish to go from fat ass to dat ass.

  2013-04-29 20:51

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  -_____-

  This is why I hate swimming

  2013-04-29 20:50

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  So mom told my brothers to go outside and play....

  Playing outside like a

  2013-04-29 20:49

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  Driving logic

  Slow down for a yellow light? Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

  2013-04-29 20:48

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  at least he got the details right.. right?

  What a shitty artist. He didn't draw her necklace at all.

  2013-04-29 09:35

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  I thought this would make a nice meme

  I always did 7734 and thought I was a badass because it spelled out hell.

  2013-04-29 01:17

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  troll downvoters

  ^

  2013-04-29 01:09

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  troll downvoters

  ^^^^ Me too. Now people are being judged for how they look, not their comments.

  2013-04-29 01:02

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  Not sure if its a good or a bad thing ...

  He can come be sexy at my house. I only deport rapists. And spiders.

  2013-04-28 20:00

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  Ejaculating chainsaw kunts!

  And if you're Salad Fingers, your friends are the finger puppets Marjorie Stewart-Baxter, Jeremy Fisher, and Hubert Cumberdale.

  2013-04-28 19:51

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  mmm nom nom

  Lavoisier's law of conservation of matter says this is bullshit.

  2013-04-28 19:48

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  Sorry had to, it made me LAWL& J.B. has a vagina

  I'm prepared to get down voted for saying this, but does Drake Bell honestly have nothing better to do with his time than post anti-Bieber tweets? Yes, Justin is a little bitch. We get it.

  2013-04-28 16:40

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  You mean every day?

  I'm going to get down voted for asking this, but wouldn't the perfume and chemicals in body lotion irritate your penis?

  2013-04-28 16:35

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  'murica

  I call bullshit. I'm American AND really fat, so I would know if 10L soda existed.

  2013-04-28 16:34

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  (assuming this passes moderation) 2nd comment gets an air...

  Actually, frequent shampoo use causes oil glands in the scalp to be overactive. If you had never used shampoo, your scalp would likely be balanced. Also, dental health wasn't too bad until the 18th century when food became increasingly sugar and acid laden

  2013-04-28 15:40

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  Hot, it burns

  Not bad, overweight gentleman. Carry on.

  2013-04-28 15:35

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  its realy is cool

  The 3rd and 4th ones are actually quite common

  2013-04-28 14:42

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  Best of both

  Where I'm from, definitely smoking. Although smoking isn't looked down upon very much.

  2013-04-28 14:39

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  getting annoying

  TI-83 calculator needs to be upgraded to TI-89 Titanium.

  2013-04-28 13:46

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  .

  Hamlet >> Romeo and Juliet

  2013-04-28 13:45

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