boltlax11

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boltlax11 | 2022-04-01 23:30

Cultist Worklife

Cult Wordle Work Slack Run

55% 534

boltlax11 | 2022-03-11 01:00

Why is it always spiders?

Spiders Ron Weasley Harry Potter Dark Forest Joro Spiders Joro Asian Spiders East Coast Invasion

85% 613

boltlax11 | 2022-02-12 18:30

Good Soup

Soup Whiskey Dagmar Bean Ice Croutons Today's Soup Soup Of The Day Disenchantment

89% 923

boltlax11 | 2022-01-09 13:30

Hello bankrupt is me again

Hakuna Matata Hakuna Moolahlah Lion King Broke Poor No Money

74% 463

boltlax11 | 2021-10-26 08:00

I mean

79% 499

boltlax11 | 2021-09-25 03:30

Or literally any game that you try to set yourself up and fuck it up

Zombies Cod Game Embarrassing Letterkenney

65% 415

boltlax11 | 2021-01-19 02:30

When I sold my xbox three months prior

53% 511

boltlax11 | 2020-11-28 14:30

Don't give me that

41% 536

boltlax11 | 2020-09-18 17:30

I prefer the original... Perfection

77% 647

boltlax11 | 2016-02-04 17:30

'Murica

America Breakfast Diabetes

85% 2216

Latest comments

Good Soup
It's called Disenchantment!

2022-03-10 09:41
0
now I’m hungry
As an ex-employee, I can assure you that Texas Roadhouse is not cool with you being ignorant about your trash/shell placement. Also stop ordering the bread with honey cinnamon butter, and start ordering it with garlic lemon pepper butter. You'll thank me

2021-10-17 19:47
+22
Meme 0.001
This should include a third statistic, number of females with access to first-world technology and internet

2021-10-13 10:20
0
Porfin
I had the exact same thought, and the moment it vanished I just started uncontrollably laughing . This gif is a blessing from the deity whatever it may beity.

2021-09-27 14:47
+5
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR EARS!
Nickelback doesn't necessarily have bad music, their image is bad because the lead singer never shuts up in concert. Never been personally, but a few friends of mine have been and they've all told me he talks way too much and doesn't play a lot of music.

2021-09-27 10:01
0
Originals coming through
Don't you want-a, want-a, fanta, fanta?

2021-09-27 09:58
0
Because Batman
His car literally has machine guns on the front of it, but okay.

2021-09-27 09:57
0
minecraft
The three abstractions are love, death and time. The Redstone comparator takes all three to provide you light and warmth in the darkest night, waste your God damned time trying to figure it out, then die as you set up your elevator wrong and die by piston

2021-09-27 08:28
+18
She turned me into a newt!
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

2021-09-23 13:05
+5
Title
We already have a phrase for that thought... what ever happened to fight or flight?

2021-02-01 13:04
+7
Lets build a happy little cloud
I still think it's crazy how he flipped his entire life around and became the happy painter we all knew and loved. Not often you see a 20 year staff sergeant drilling orders turn to nothing but smiles

2020-12-15 09:11
+2
what are u waiting for gamer
I guess I have to downvote then

2020-11-18 12:56
0
Only a baby
She* That cat has a calico pattern, which is a near impossible pattern for a male to be born with

2020-11-15 21:06
+11
Already shat my pants
When I read the "You know I'm something of..." I'll admit I was a little disappointed it didn't end with "...myself"

2020-11-14 12:48
+2
*breaks*
Angel's Landing was an awesome hike, I did the Narrows the next day and 11/10 want to go back

2020-09-16 12:08
0
F for the fallen bro
"His"

2020-09-14 09:19
0
Looks good
More reposts! It's the end of the world as we know it

2020-08-07 12:34
+1
Epic gamer
Looks like the locker area for waiters and waitresses in a Cheesecake Factory. Used to work in one

2020-07-31 14:41
0
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Thomas had never seen such bullshit before

2020-06-23 10:44
+5
Don't read if you don't wanna end up like godzilla
I'm not wonder saying I'm woman I'm just saying no has bo me ever dy and seen wonder woman in the same room together..... Seems legit

2020-06-23 10:41
+3
Facebook Trash
He didn't, he edited his Facebook post and took a new screenshot which means he didn't know how to manipulate a screenshot

2020-05-25 19:55
+5
best 2000s game?
Fight or Flight for life, say no to useless acronyms

2020-05-12 22:16
+3
Ha!
You just used the forbidden letter... these must be terrible times indeed

2020-05-10 08:19
+1
Ha!
Why not? I feel the end of the noose is where my neck belongs. Suicide is the right choice every time. When you first don't succeed, keep trying until you're covered in wounds, bruises, burns or boobs. If it's boobs you might decide to live but you mustn't

2020-05-06 19:17
+1
Ha!
I don't know, sounds to me like he must be stupid.

2020-05-05 16:51
+20
progress
I don't remember anyone ever saying atheism led to progress. So far, religious beliefs or the lack-there-of have led to war and hate more than love and peace. Unless you're referring to within a small group of people, in which nothing ever stays

2020-04-04 16:41
0
Title
Yeaahhh, Peter Pan killed orphan kids because he was angry that he never had a chance to grow up so neither should they. Captain Hook was one of the taken children, who cut his hand off to escape. He tried constantly to kill Peter and save the children

2020-01-27 15:45
+29
team mystic ftw!!
That seal on the left, it's eyes remind me of Bill Hader when he goes wide eyed.

2016-07-16 19:52
+6
islam commits FAR more religious violence
Give everyone a gun! Whoever is stupid enough to commit acts of terror won't be able to kill nearly as many people if the people could defend themselves. #waitingforliberalslike (Yes I am aware that the post has little to do with this, if at all)

2016-07-15 12:37
+5
Thats the correct way to do it
The pipboy is way too good for that Pokéshit, you are a disgrace.

2016-07-15 12:28
-1
Thats the correct way to do it
HA! I don't think you understand the size of Fallout's fanbase you Pokéfucker

2016-07-15 12:26
+9
Pokemon go
When you're a faggot who plays Pokémon GO

2016-07-15 12:23
+3
Because Batman
So those turrets on his batmobile are actually just flying dildo holders? Good to know

2016-07-14 00:20
+4
Originals coming through
Nah, Fanta is ok, but the good shit is Crush

2016-06-29 09:16
+10
Samuel Johnson, dafuq did I just read guy
This is fucked up on a whole new level

2016-06-25 17:28
+3
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR EARS!
I don't believe just about anything you say, considering you have such a "passion" for Islam, if you can't even spell the name of the holy text correctly. It is the Quran, not the Koran. And as with any other holy text, it is not meant to be taken literall

2016-06-25 11:55
0
He like the chocolate clam
Yeah, I saw that too. I'm almost positive that it was meant to be a racial joke.

2016-06-25 00:23
+5
Really matters
*are not Contractions should not be used in formal writing.

2016-06-23 11:00
-19
Fucker of dragons!
Naturally or with toys?

2016-06-22 11:52
+12
Military experiment: Ice Creation/Control and shapeshifting
Alien Impenetrable Skin Micic Abilities -I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure I would never lose with these abilities

2016-06-21 11:05
+6
Internet Breaker
Same here^

2016-06-20 11:08
0
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR EARS!
We don't blame muslims for terrorists, we blame terrorists for terrorism, and we remind everyone that Islam and the Quran do not excuse such acts of violence, as if they truly believed in the faith they proclaim they have, they would not ensue terrorism.

2016-06-16 20:06
+5
Hello there, moderators
Actually, it's from a bunch of users who are getting pissed off that all of their memes are being downvoted in moderation

2016-06-16 20:01
+1
Cry some more xboners
Truest comment I've seen all week. I play Xbox-one, PS4, and PC, I don't see why everyone is fighting, gaming is all just about your preference. I enjoy all 3 for their own reasons.

2016-06-16 19:57
+27
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
That doesn't change the fact that you were playing 2 nights in a row. Unless your meme is just piss-poor grammatically

2016-06-15 18:22
0
shots fired
I prefer playing on console because I don't like using a keyboard, and I don't like how expensive gaming computers are, plus everything else you have to buy in order to make sure the game/PC run smoothly

2016-06-15 18:20
+1
PC like a boss
I play on console because I prefer having a controller over using a keyboard, but it's not like I'm against PC gaming. I grew up using nintendo 64 and PS1 so I'm accustomed to controllers, but keyboards, if I press the wrong key by accident, I'm fucked.:tr

2016-06-14 11:42
+7
PC like a boss
A bunch of bullshit because gamers just can't seem to get along. There is no better way to game, because gaming is just an opinion.

2016-06-14 11:37
+7
It's over
"Adam"

2016-06-14 11:33
+23
pppp
Although Jaden is in fact quite the faggot, this picture is obviously photoshopped

2016-06-14 11:29
+32
shots fired
I don't know about you, but skyrim is by far my favorite game, and thanks to these E3 memes, I found out that they're releasing on next generation consoles. Tbh I'm extremely fucking happy right now, and I hope it's the exact same game, just better graphic

2016-06-13 20:34
+37
true story
The liberals are the ones who say they give a fuck about you, but they're worse than everyone else so, just give a everyone a subtle

2016-06-13 14:10
+5
I think tattoos make people ugly, even the prettiest ones, I don't care what it is.

2016-06-12 16:32
0
What should we do now?
Before you do that, thank him and give him a treat

2016-06-11 11:27
+16
Good answer
I believe the question the person was trying to ask is "What percentage of a stalk of celery is water?" Which, even then, is a retarted question.

2016-06-11 11:24
0
correct
Finish:

2016-06-07 10:45
+3
SHUT UP AND GO AWAY
Well, not to be a party pooper, but you said you were pulling an all nighter, not a 2 nighter, why were you still playing the next night?

2016-06-04 21:44
-2
Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?
Bruce Lee was a motherfucking badass, Chuck Norris is a badass. They were both awesome, but Bruce Lee dominates in the "who would win" section.

2016-05-22 23:41
+9
krypto points
When you actually give a shit about COD

2016-05-21 09:30
-4
Found this while playing DOOM
Allow me to rephrase that. How to be a douche and remove/change your comment to get someone else downvoted 101

2016-05-20 10:38
+3
Found this while playing DOOM
How to ruin a good meme when commenting 101

2016-05-20 06:27
+2
Wow
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-know-that/It's-a-stupid-joke/Go-guzzle-some-cum

2016-05-19 15:03
+1
has to be red
Choosing between the two is literally impossible for me. Why is my favorite game company, Bethesda, on different sides? Elder Scrolls vs Fallout... those are my two favorite games, how the hell do I choose

2016-05-13 10:54
+2
Trump 2016
*Grammar nazis everywhere see this and immediately turn to stone as if Medusa just looked them in the eyes*

2016-05-13 09:38
+4
cod or Bf (latest game comparison)
Last I checked, the trailer had 2 million dislikes, that's 8 times what this meme even shows. Although, the amount of likes has barely changed

2016-05-12 10:23
0
Single and proud!
You can't just "fucking pick one" for Batman because none of the women Bruce Wayne has slept with ever knew he was Batman, but Clark Kent and Peter Parker told their partners about their true identities.

2016-05-10 18:05
+2
anchorman
*When I'm not*

2016-05-10 17:59
+7
anchorman
When I'm aren't sure how to put it, but your meme sucks. I'm not sure how to put it, but your meme sucks.

2016-05-10 17:59
+18
Edit your status
Joyful Hollywood Star who gets sexually arroused by old people.

2016-05-08 08:58
+1
Wow
So if you claim the person below you to be a peasant, then you have stooped to the level of all those other radicals, and the only person below you, is yourself.

2016-05-08 08:52
-16
Wow
This PC vs Console war is both retarded and basically over, and from what I can see, only the radical gamers still try to keep the war going by throwing hate out there.

2016-05-08 08:51
-14
I have nothing to say
When you're religious and you die and realize that you were wrong the whole time and wasted every Sunday of your life

2016-05-08 08:44
+12
What to do?
Alllllllllllllllllllrighty then.

2016-05-08 08:41
+28
This is something
Trump celebrated a Mexican Holiday?

2016-05-08 08:35
+34
Pokemon
I don't know why everyone is arguing to try and say their game is better. Both Pokémon and Call of Duty are terrible games these days. They both started as great games, but anymore, they are both just constant remakes that the companies make money for.

2016-05-06 17:32
-9
3rd Comment gets raped
Alright, who invited tumblr to the party. Has anybody seen a human, dog, cat, etc? They all look quite similar to their skeleton, even the fat ones. Tumblr needs to just refrain from speaking indefinitely.

2016-05-06 07:13
+4
hell0 :))
Not sure if OP is getting hanged, or if OP's friend is getting hanged.

2016-05-06 07:07
0
Awww..... no head...
When you're memes don't pass, but this does.

2016-05-05 18:19
+2
WTF LIFEHACK #37
Blow cigarette smoke into the kids' drinks to be a fucking asshole

2016-05-03 22:11
+112
FwP
That's how you know just how many reposts there are, the offline store only fills with memes you haven't read yet

2016-04-19 20:02
+6
FwP
Because that's a double negative, no upvotes for shit heads

2016-04-19 20:00
+1
FwP
When you have a severe lack of a life and look at memedroid so hardcore in the morning that there's nothing left by the evening. Or, you know, because you have nothing to do but look at memedroid.

2016-04-19 17:02
+11
I WANNA SEE DAT
To me it just looks like a repost

2016-04-19 11:08
0
Repost
What I do know, is that Alduin knows who you are, and came to the castle to stop you from being killed for a reason. The issue is, what reason? I believe it is because he wants a chance to kill you himself and get revenge for what the dragonborn did to him

2016-04-14 19:05
+11
Repost
I can say hands down that Skyrim is and forever will be my favorite game. I have played it so much, that I know every quest/location/skill/lore. The one thing I have studied but have not been able to figure out is this very scene.

2016-04-14 19:02
+15
DAMN CHICKENS!
I'll back hand you if I catchbyou saying that shit again. Respect your elders, andvrespect shit that's better than you.

2016-04-14 17:17
+1
grammer nazi
@title I will fucking kill you

2016-03-19 19:51
+2
That's kray
Hey author, don't you think, oh I don't know, maybe there's just a bunch a fuckfaces who were so lazy that they just said cray instead of crazy?

2016-03-13 19:44
+4
Feel old yet
MW2 was not set in 2016, COD didn't start being set in the future until MW3.

2016-03-12 12:17
-9
life of an antisocial kid
Uhhh, just light the stick on fire

2016-03-11 15:35
+8
Jajaja
Or like every teacher in the world does, if you cheat, you get a 0. He could wear the shirt and ace the test, but no matter what he's failing the test.

2016-03-10 07:34
+3
Meow
For a minute I was just sitting there reading about Lefty Scavola the Three Legged Wonder Cat, and found out the joke was only about his name

2016-03-09 07:37
+5
I hope the Supernatural fans don't attack me
While this person was too involved with his/her TV show, he/she was right about one thing. "Do not invalidate someone's live for something just because it deviates from society's expectations." If you disagree, than you are society, and

2016-03-04 07:04
+2
Enough Leo
For those of you who don't know, it's a scene in How I Met Your Mother

2016-03-01 19:42
+11
Enough Leo
Robin: But um, But um, But um Ted: No! Don't drink, it's a trap! Robin: But um, But um, But um, But um, But um, But um, But um, But um, But um, etc. Student: Sir... We have to... She said but um... Ted (To students): I'll see you all on the other side...

2016-03-01 19:41
+21
{•_•}√
So you're saying, that because you put all of your clothes in the washing machine at the same time, makes you not racist? You need to sit down because I'm about to learn you some knowledge. You're fucking stupid, leave this planet, make everyone happy.

2016-03-01 19:26
-3
This is in fact a REPOST
Waiting for this to be reposted like

2016-03-01 10:48
+1
...
I want to be A Merry Can idiot

2016-03-01 07:13
0
give him an Oscar for the love of god
I don't know how long ago this meme was made, but today id 2/29/2016, and as of yesterday, Leo got an Oscar.

2016-02-29 16:05
+1
finally he won..
Gotta hand it to JRmo, he was prepared for it

2016-02-29 16:02
+7

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