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  You’re Daily News update

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought this supposed lawsuit and the $22 million settlement were proven to be nothing but fiction last year. As in, he didn't sue her or The View, nor has any lawsuit been settled for any amount, let alone for $22 million

  2023-11-05 08:57

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  TrueDope does it again. Castro is rolling in his grave lo...

  Canadian Speaker of the House invited some old WW2 vet to Zelensky's speech in Parliament. Said he was a real hero or smth. Everybody stood up and clapped. Later turned out he fought for a nazi division. The Speaker apologised and resigned.

  2023-09-30 20:05

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  This is not fake all real all real

  Nah. Just coming off as a massive cunt.

  2023-07-15 07:20

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  Dance straight

  Good doggo.Trained so well he even takes and guards his human's parcels

  2023-02-18 07:33

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  One of 3 countries to still use imperical.

  0 is freezing, 100 is boiling. 0 °C is 32 °F, so just add or subtract 18°F for every 10 °C you go up or down. Just assume everything above 40 is too hot to walk around in. 0 is cold, 10 is chilly, 20 is nice, 30 is beach weather and 40 = old people dying

  2023-02-01 08:35

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  Title

  They'll probably need the army to protect all the venues, along with literally everyone having to go through the kind of checks you expect at maximum security prisons

  2022-12-03 14:57

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  Who did this, i want tha name of this decorator...

  This was done on purpose. When the man of the house comes home from a day of hard work, he will sit in his armchair, lean back and smile, sighing "hmmm... tiddies", making life a bit more bearable.

  2022-11-21 05:02

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  Working at the In-Laws

  You better walk softly over there and give his big stick a suckles

  2022-11-21 04:59

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  Illegal

  As long as acquiring and maintaining this (or any other) equipment, however more convenient it might be, is more expensive than illegals that work for peanuts, they won't be going anywhere.

  2022-11-17 08:18

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  Getter' done

  Ok I pull up

  2022-10-31 08:39

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  c

  All of this information is readily available within a fraction of a second by just searching it on Google. People are dumb and naive because of their own laziness and disinterest, and you don't need an extra class on "adult life skills".

  2022-10-28 13:14

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  Elon musk closes twitter deal

  "Yo, I'm a free-speech absolutist, you're supposed to be able to say anything you want to say on this digital town square" turned into "But if you say stuff that is not okay, I'll run you out of town. Can't have it turned into a free-for-all hellscape"

  2022-10-28 13:05

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  fr

  Xi would send them as cannon fodder and he wouldn't even care. At one point training stops meaning something and any professional force would be overrun by sheer numbers.

  2022-10-28 12:46

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  fr

  You think Xi cares about the numbers of people running around in the hills with some guns? Their population is 4 times as big as America's, so if he introduced conscription you would find a couple hundred million people clamouring on your doorstep.

  2022-10-28 12:44

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  usury

  That's some countries for you. Have such a horrible public transport system that people have almost no choice but to get a car to get anywhere and then make parking spaces so limited and few and far between that you get prices like this.

  2022-09-30 12:03

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  djay

  But the title says "로봇이 아니야", which means "I'm not a robot"

  2022-09-17 07:29

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  Do we tell him or let him find out for himself?

  Ben Shabibo

  2022-09-06 13:07

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  Look at her legs

  Why the fuck is she wearing a dress that consists of rings? Fucking michelin man looking arms...

  2022-09-03 04:31

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  Sureee

  Both, really. You won't achive all that much with a Vienna Sausage, no matter how much you "rock the boat", but you don't need a 12-inch schlong either

  2022-08-29 00:23

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  Hes an idiot

  99.9% of all the citizens of all the other countries in the world honestly don't care how you feel about your President, or even have that much of an opinion of him. If some random person said "He's an idiot" they wouldn't know who they're talking about.

  2022-08-27 00:20

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  People who share the same pathologies

  "Hur dur, people who wear masks are dumb" Nobody likes wearing masks and everybody hates it but it's what people have/had to do to get on with their lives. Most people just don't whine about it constantly.

  2022-07-31 19:53

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  Big business time

  Que the walk of shame back to his bunker

  2022-07-23 15:29

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  Women again

  She could have just clarified with "woops, meant 2000, haha" rather than going absolute full retard

  2022-07-17 15:24

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  Women again

  Feels like she realised she made a mistake and came up with some bullshit just to"not look stupid". Acknowledging you made a mistake is a lot harder than pretending you're right and everyone else is wrong, even when confronted with evidence to the contrary

  2022-07-17 15:23

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  Fuck blm

  Also, what are they even trying to do with this? I mean, African nations probably didn't have a lot going for them in the "medieval armoury aesthetic" department save sticks, fur and beads, but what is there to be gained? We wuz vikings and shiet?

  2022-03-28 16:24

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  Fuck blm

  Looks like they copied the game of thrones pictures with Eddard holding Ice "cuz aesthetic". Vikings didn't use two-handed swords, and wearing chainmail (was expensive af to make, so some black slave wouldn't have it ) against bare skin is dumb af

  2022-03-28 16:20

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  That's not how the label works

  I turned 25 yesterday

  2022-01-16 11:19

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  Feed me a stray cat

  "Why isn't it finishing..? Huh... must be broke, whatever"

  2022-01-05 20:11

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  Alright

  Extra virgin for sure

  2022-01-05 09:09

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  True story

  HIPAA only applies to covered entities such as healthcare providers, health plans, etc. Also, vaccination status is not even PHI to begin with because you can't relate it to a person through one or several personal identifiers.

  2022-01-04 18:09

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  Chad

  Could have just written down "I'm an asshole" in his bio and it would have basically been the same

  2022-01-03 14:51

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  Hmm

  Wouldn't this be unconstitutional?

  2022-01-02 05:46

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  My joints hurt so much r/n.

  두유 is literally just soymilk

  2021-12-30 10:33

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  Nobody but 5 minutes crafts be like

  aquward

  2021-12-06 22:38

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  Basically

  "You can hit me too!! Stop crying!"

  2021-12-04 20:04

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  Yep

  that are normally used in the comics, a quattorvigintillion being 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

  2021-12-03 10:49

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  Yep

  It was 1bn$/minute, and he said that he'd go bankrupt in 600 years. However, in another story Donald said that his net worth was five hundred quattuorvigintillion dollars and sixteen cents, rather than the non-existent multiplujillion, impossibidillion etc

  2021-12-03 10:48

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  Meme £30

  What if he goes to a country where the local currency is hyper inflated? Like, does he achieve god-like strength by spending a few trillion on a banana or something?

  2021-11-07 15:11

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  This is America we worship food

  They're already playing Christmas carols in stores here... I don't even know why they do it either. Christmas means fuck all in Korea and it's just a day for couples to go on dates or just for people to chill at home.

  2021-11-03 17:53

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  Game of loans

  The interest on my student loans in the Netherlands is like 0.001%

  2021-10-23 10:05

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  Lll

  Use, rinse, repeat

  2021-10-20 06:04

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  Your Toilet

  Indians when they never get a love letter from their toilet because they don't have them at home:

  2021-09-26 23:47

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  Hand me my belt

  Nevermind, apparently people that are non-binary have children and are having them call them shit like this. These kids will all be bullied in school, and they will hate their "caregivers" forever after someone tells them they fucked their zaza last night.

  2021-09-26 15:54

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  Hand me my belt

  Honestly, who ever even thought that the words mom and dad were too "binary"? Are there even parents in existence that don't want to be referred to as "mom" or "dad"? What imaginary "offended" parents does this help?

  2021-09-26 15:47

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  Hand me my belt

  Unless you're going to call your parents by their names, you're going to have to call them something different so that they, and other people, will actually know who you are referring to. Why the fuck would anyone even think of this? Why is this necessary?

  2021-09-26 15:42

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  For her personality.....

  You're calling Beau ugly??? How could you...

  2021-09-12 14:37

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  Mondays

  

  2021-09-12 13:31

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  Kid speaks truth

  Bakery simulator 2, when you get a bonus for making pies because the customers will be clowns that round

  2021-09-10 08:21

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  same

  They did prosecute her, but not for felony robbery. They charged her with unlawful restraint as part of the plea agreement (imo plea agreements in these cases are bullshit, unless she snitched on her fellow hoodrats and got them arrested, which she didn't)

  2021-09-07 13:01

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  The voice

  Ni

  2021-09-06 09:44

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  Owwww yea

  No u

  2021-09-04 13:36

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  ♧•◇○♤●♤191

  *in the past 120 days

  2021-09-03 00:34

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  soooooo

  Fabrizio

  2021-08-30 18:37

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  unyun

  Boneappletea, mah dude

  2021-08-29 03:38

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  Trans goes brrr

  Made in China

  2021-08-29 03:36

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  You paying attention? WDYT about this?

  We'd only be united until that threat is gone, either through making peace with it or destroying it, or until we are destroyed or enslaved or whatever. After that, everyone goes back to hating eachother again after a while, and we'd start throwing nukes.

  2021-08-28 23:23

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  Fear is the mind killer

  

  2021-08-13 14:09

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  It will end badly for Ricky especially

  I mean, if you know that it's a death sentence if you're caught, why would you even risk it? Unless you're all "I either get money or I die, and I don't care which one it is".

  2021-08-11 17:27

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  How

  Nah, it's probs just a greenscreen and he put the couch in front of it. You can tell by the shadows that are projected onto said screen directly around him but never on any surface in the room, and his reflection not appearing on the piano or on the floor

  2021-08-11 08:52

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  join today

  Hunt the Taliban? The second the US army fucked off, the Taliban went all "So anyway, I started blasting...", and by now they control 65% of Afghanistan and Biden is all "you guys are on your own lol"

  2021-08-10 19:27

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  Who?

  Look him up on encyclopediadramatica for a good laugh, or watch Brendenial read his "soni-chu" comics on YouTube

  2021-08-03 13:23

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  Sky rimming

  Hey you, you're finally awake

  2021-08-02 17:09

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  Uh

  If someone's got a gun and is pointing it at you and says he'll kill you if you do anything or whatever, you can do what you can to make that "imminent threat" disappear, and him dying as a result is fine. It just has to be proportional.

  2021-07-31 10:58

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  Uh

  As in: If someone broke in and is picking up your telly, you can't bash his head in with a baseball bat. However, if he notices you and he runs at you with a knife and is about to stab you, you can hit him in a way to incapacitate him.

  2021-07-31 10:54

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  Uh

  This is not true. You are well within your rights to defend yourself or your property in European countries. Your self-defence just has to be proportional to the threat the other person poses to you.

  2021-07-31 10:52

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  Huuuwhyyyyte peeeeeeple

  Het gets robbed and brutally murdered?

  2021-07-02 02:47

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  Title

  How about you don't marry someone you can't stand? Seems like a lot of people just get married even when they fully well know they don't love that person as much as they should. This goes both ways, actually. Shit wives and shit husbands.

  2021-07-01 12:38

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  man fuck them kids

  "Noooo, I'm too selfish to share anything with my younger siblings!!! "

  2021-04-24 04:39

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  First meme on this account. Main is kitt3n48535

  College/uni equips you with the skills to do proper research in a certain field, and become an academic. It's not like you go there, get a degree, and get a job. If you want to graduate and get a job, go to vocational school.

  2021-04-23 14:30

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  First meme on this account. Main is kitt3n48535

  All the people that say this usually have college degrees in whatever field with an MBA slapped on top. Getting a degree gives you the qualification you need to even apply for most jobs, but the most important is the connections you make.

  2021-04-23 14:26

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  if only...

  Amendments were never absolute. They can all be repealed and modified by other amendments.

  2021-04-09 13:14

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  True

  What will they even teach them? "Tyrone has old shoes because he and his parents are coloured, but you can't bully him because of that even if you get new shoes every few weeks. He can't help it!"

  2021-04-06 19:12

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  this should be interesting...

  I mean, unless you move to Mars permanently, with no plans of ever returning and you're fine with Musk deciding what is and isn't legal, sure. But how many people that aren't social degenerates or are willing to leave everything behind will even sign up?

  2020-10-30 14:04

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  this should be interesting...

  People think that this would give Musk a pass to do whatever he likes, but that's far from true. As long as anyone is a citizen of any country and you commit a crime, wherever you are, you can be detained and sentenced the moment you set foot back on earth

  2020-10-30 14:02

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  Don’t go to college if you don’t know what degree to ...

  Pretty much this, really. If you're in a school that's already on a tight budget, you won't get much more than a "Wow, well done" if you excel as a student. And sometimes you don't even get that, depending on your teacher

  2020-10-28 18:49

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  Let me tell you I have the best coronavirus of everyone

  I mean, you're just confusing the (assumed) case mortality rate with the infection fatality rate. The fact is, it's impossible to know how many people were infected and how many died, which is what you'd need, but mortality is nowhere near as low as 0.13.

  2020-10-03 08:26

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  Let me tell you I have the best coronavirus of everyone

  1M divided by 750M x 100 (to actually get the percentage)= 0.13%. Besides, the chance that someone dies from covid depends on multiple factors, as it always does. Saying that everyone that gets infected only has a 0.13% chance of dying is just stupid.

  2020-10-03 08:17

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  I want a dick pic from Horsecock.Owner and Jnk4995

  

  2020-06-15 13:02

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  We all know that kid

  Why don't you use medication? There's a bunch of them, and finding the right medication with the right dosage takes a lot of trial and error, but it's quite worth it in the end

  2020-05-21 17:18

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  Mistakes were made

  You can actually get it on Thatshirtwascash

  2020-03-04 15:33

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  Mistakes were made

  That shirt was cash

  2020-03-04 15:29

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  Don't be pussy ...

  This is probably illegal...

  2020-01-27 11:10

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  Puberty plans

  He only said that because then he has an excuse for having a malfunctioning dick

  2020-01-14 17:05

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  take my money

  Some "homeless" people make more than the average person and at the end of a day of begging they pack up, walk around the corner and drive home. On the other side there's people that are forced into begging by human traffickers that don't get shit.

  2020-01-14 17:03

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  +100

  Also, it's not the government's job to make sure that you understand the law. Just read up on the legal principle of "Nemo censetur ignorare legem" before you cry about how unethical or "fucked up" the legal system is, or just read a fucking book.

  2020-01-14 16:15

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  +100

  You also have to take into account jurisprudence, past court decisions, High Court decisions, the intention of the lawmakers and so much more that even if you know what the law says, you still need a lawyer to actually defend you in court properly.

  2020-01-14 16:05

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  +100

  Even if laws were written in such a way that even children could understand it, most people still couldn't be bothered to actually read through a legal text. The law isn't just a document that says what you can and can't do.

  2020-01-14 16:04

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  Every student ever

  This is fine if you just want to get your bachelor's degree and fuck off, but good luck applying for a master's, a PhD, a scholarship or even an exchange programme with your God-awful GPA

  2019-12-28 18:48

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  i made this in photoshop

  My time has come... *snaps, and half the life in the universe turns into a whirl of peach blossom petals*

  2019-12-13 03:42

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  good goy

  Dumbasses think it makes them less sensitive and last longer in bed. They also think having a foreskin makes your dick smell, even though just washing it when taking a shower is enough to take care of that.

  2019-11-28 06:53

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  Open & shut case...

  Despite everything, the figure only got that high because McDonald's refused to settle. The lady only wanted her medical expenses paid for, but McDonald's offered $800 instead. They all went to court and ended up at a figure the lady never even asked for.

  2019-11-16 20:06

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  Open & shut case...

  Everyone expects it to be hot, but it shouldn't be "If you spill this in your lap, you'll spend a few weeks in the hospital, lose like 20% of your body weight, and undergo two years of medical treatment because you're hella disfigured now" kind of hot.

  2019-11-16 19:56

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  Open & shut case...

  It's not like she poured it down her throat? Are you insane? She tried opening the cup, ended up spilling it in her lap and because it was so hot she suffered third-degree burns. And yeah, the spilling is her fault, but the fact is that that's way too hot.

  2019-11-16 19:43

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  This is only for toppers

  Sorry, most of us don't speak curry

  2019-11-03 16:27

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  My mom likes to keep safe

  I wasn't talking about my own parents, you dumbass. I'm talking about shit parents that take money from their kids so they can buy alcohol, cigarettes or drugs.

  2019-11-02 09:53

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  My mom likes to keep safe

  People that take money from their children sicken me. "I'll keep it for you until you're 18." Honestly, don't make your children feel like shit after their birthday just because you can't budget and handle your money properly.

  2019-11-02 09:40

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  Lmfeo

  And yet, nobody gives a fuck about your opinion

  2019-11-01 19:54

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  It happens

  게이머 : Gamer 발 남자 : Foot man 큰 거시기 : Big "thingy" 동성애자 : Homosexual

  2019-09-07 12:47

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  follow me please

  Or maybe women should stop pretending to enjoy what the guy is doing, and being whiney about it to their friends afterwards and just TELL him what feels good and what doesn't.

  2019-07-12 22:30

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  Lol

  Bitches advocating for gender neutral bathrooms, but don't want men to come in and use them whilst they are in there. I guess it'd only be okay for gay people and trannies to use it alongside these fat cows.

  2019-07-04 10:51

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