criittl

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The World is full of Dickbutts Aint done shit with this bio since 2012. For the record, newfags, Dickbutt's a classic

41 Memes

criittl | 2021-08-02 14:00

Decent meme, maybe?

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criittl | 2021-08-02 11:00

Tittle

71% 366

criittl | 2021-08-02 07:30

Titles n vagene

87% 646

criittl | 2021-07-31 18:00

No title

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criittl | 2021-01-20 21:00

The end of days, the beginning of night. Thats how days work

65% 452

criittl | 2020-12-10 22:00

When no nut November ended, but you still haven't got any fuck

My Chest Feels Empty And Cold I Finally Wanted To Live Finally Found Hope And Lost It I Don't Want My Family To Worry

86% 582

criittl | 2020-09-11 01:00

Because I got addicted to marrying iguanas and now I can't stop!

Dickbutt Health Helth

64% 671

criittl | 2020-09-10 23:30

Can confirm: Cops will not not arrest you if you don't've'n't wear black

80% 664

criittl | 2020-09-10 19:30

Real life is a meme

90% 1166

criittl | 2020-09-01 23:30

A real mun

Dickbutt Pewdipie

86% 896

criittl | 2020-09-01 23:30

Has society gone too far? Or has Japan gone too far enough?

He Tai Evangelion Dickbutt

76% 740

criittl | 2020-09-01 21:00

MastersEx

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criittl | 2020-09-01 20:02

Alabama x10

Bama Boys Incello Dickbutt

92% 1664

criittl | 2020-09-01 20:02

I mean, he was getting twice the pussy his dad was

86% 1113

criittl | 2020-09-01 20:02

I've never had a problem with ghosts, just the demons in my basement. Ghosts are cool

Ghost Host Dickbutt

90% 1430

criittl | 2020-09-01 20:02

Ms Fritz always seemed a little reckless for the type of shit she took kids to do. Probably likes it raw too

Magic Tool Bus Dickbutt

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criittl | 2020-09-01 20:01

I dunno if this has been posted here before, but it got a chuckle out of me

Sark Douls Dark Souls Dickbutt

81% 755

criittl | 2020-08-25 16:30

I like how the chick with the jumping off of buildings one has two broken arms

Dumbshit Life Lessons True Science Dickbutt

91% 1287

criittl | 2020-08-25 16:30

I had to see it. Now you have seen it. Misery loves company

Misery Dickbutt Cloaca Wars

90% 1184

criittl | 2020-08-25 16:30

Shit, guess niggas can be nazis too these days... Not a bad thing, apparently

Nazis PedophilesAreRetarded Dickbutt

91% 1403

Latest comments

I know I'm offended
Gen X: "We're so edgy, we were the last ones to grow up outside!" Also Gen X: "How dare you call me a Karen!? I'm calling the police!"

2025-03-17 14:10
+8
Lightning strike effect
▫️

2025-02-28 07:14
+4
I don't really care Margaret
Sounds like a Karen tactic to me

2025-02-07 16:34
+8
Little bitch
Fun fact about psych checks in America is that they're not legal . HIPAA.

2025-01-17 17:59
+1
art work in mysterious ways
Ni how the fuck

2025-01-17 17:54
+2
Tides colliding
Just imagine being in the perfect position to ride the crest of those waves

2025-01-17 17:42
+1
NEOOO
I get that the redpills were fighting for sovereignty etc, but brass tacks? They weren't even fighting for freedom, just a different set of choices. The matrix was literally a simulation of the 2000's. Basically just irl: Perfect Sim Literally downgrading

2025-01-05 19:15
+2
The player did it to themselves
Brainlet: "I hit on a nat 1!? Its my lucky day!" Brain Wrinkle Havers: "Critical failure... What exactly am I hitting here and why can I roll up?"

2025-01-04 19:34
+15
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30% Spite 20% Chance of Bad Afterlife 49% Some folk I like 1% Misc

2024-12-26 19:26
+5
alex of wall street
Dickbutt

2024-12-21 19:39
+5
Back in my day, I made a smiley face using mathematical s...
Tfw you've been on Memedroid so long, you still remember when Novagecko had other apps

2024-12-21 13:45
0
There's always something
The roof is leaking and the wind is howling

2024-12-21 13:33
0
Drone vs stick
Not that I totally would, or that I keep a rod in the car, but fishing line and a lead weight would be hilarious to see wrapping around those rotors. See if you can reel you in a Skynet Salmon

2024-12-19 05:49
+1
another one bites the dust
Tilt until the horizon is 180° horizontal. Still too steep for me, no need for the extra Dutch on that angle

2024-12-14 04:38
+15
Uh, no!
Sonic, of all media-based personalities, has fucking goddamn 0 room to say a fuck-mothering thing about fetishes OR crossing boundaries

2024-12-13 18:52
+5
A king without kings
He's a wizard He's got Tiger blood And most importantly; "WINNING!"

2024-12-13 05:16
+3
My back hurts There's no joke here. No heart health check. Just joint pain.

2024-11-30 20:40
+19
word
14 years, never changed it My pfp would be able to vote by the next election

2024-11-28 07:58
+1
word
Whores: "You can just not look " Reasonable People: "You can just not have your ass and tits hanging out in public." Whores:

2024-11-26 18:14
+30
real story
: "The end times are coming" : "Dad said you guys gotta clean up before you come back home"

2024-11-26 04:53
+9
Kutang-Pepe
If you think about it with 3 braincells, Voldemort was literally a preteen/teenage edge lord that made his own 'dark persona' and did Wizard Columbine. Voldemort was probably just the most reasonable combo of letters for his anagram

2024-11-26 04:45
+1
90502
"an Xbox" is phonetically correct since the 'x' consonant uses the short E vowel in pronunciation. English breaks its own rules about as often as it follows them

2024-11-26 04:40
+6
Wakawakaehehe, it's time for Azkaban!
Julia Duffy could've kept me all summer long Then, not now.

2024-11-26 04:24
0
Winter 2024 meme
I, too, was once winter-pilled. Then, I lost weight and went fishing. Caught some salad, reeled in that grass, and the rest was history.

2024-11-22 06:02
+1
You rotten b-word
Nah, I get it. I text my parents/elders before I call them unless it's actually important. If I get a text, I know it can wait. If I get a call, it's urgent news. Pet peeves gonna... Peeve pettily?

2024-11-19 06:42
0
Fear nothing quote
I prefer to think of it as being a sentient lump of Electric-meat-jelly encased in a calcium-frame flesh-mech, powered by the consumption of life being slung through infinity in a perpetual loop, but that's neat too

2024-11-18 17:10
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Trip to the doctor.
B-sians: "At least we never did slavery " Asian History:

2024-11-15 17:23
+22
Liam Payne. Such a damn shame
"There's only one direction to go from here, bud"

2024-11-11 17:08
+3
Arcane S2 meme
It's gay, and there's gonna be some gay with that homosex

2024-11-11 16:51
+4
Oil
Eh, I've had some companies show me the 'book training' after I've already been promoted from the job and started training other people. I've also had one or two literally test you like it's schoolwork, which was 1000% useless.

2024-11-11 14:23
+12
Redheads look good but I married a great non-red
I saw the name and it rang through like 'KIM posSIbULL' So thanks for that

2024-11-10 16:43
+5
Thank you for great music
My Dad would play Tupac, Tom Petty, The Spinners, Phil Collins, Sara Beilles, Coldplay, Ice Cube, TOOL And the list goes on. Luckily, my old man had some decent taste. Most of it was depressing af

2024-11-10 16:42
+4
Funny Tuesday work meme
I told the founder of a company I worked for that I/we hadn't: 1) done what he was bitching me/us out for 2) Been trained on the thing he was bitching about He respected it. His pussyboi vp did not

2024-11-05 17:18
+6
Smart and pretentious yes
The worst part is when people blame you for knowing a word's actual usage/definition. Some folk just love to be ignorant and offended

2024-10-23 11:54
+15
Genderswap Twilight
I read the Twilight books specifically so I could point out the exact reasons the series was terrible. A genderswap can't save bad writing and dumb characters As many manga/anime/media etc the same premise, Twilight did it poorly off the rip

2024-10-21 09:36
+6
Hold up
Canadians when Geneva has another Convention: Philippinos when 'My Way' Comes on at Karaoke:

2024-10-17 12:54
+4
Bring back Gestalt
Psychologists aren't Psychiatrists or Therapists. *Psychiatrists want to diagnose you with humanity so they can prescribe expensive meds. Therapists charge an amputation to open old wounds and tell you the same shit that paying attention accomplishes.

2024-10-13 10:06
+1
Womp Womp
I hope it's satire. Imagine taking an actual symbol of freedom with historical importance in basically all American sub-communities and turning it into an icon for submission to the government Clown World if true

2024-10-13 09:45
+63
jjhghfggg
TF1: TF2: TF3:

2024-10-11 18:06
+5
Dongs on a Korea girl
Peenkay Tang. Formerly known as Peen Tang, coveter of poontang

2024-10-01 15:01
-2
Diddler
Diddler no diddling

2024-09-29 06:55
+6
All Abord The Downrank Train
My grandmother is dying because cancer is gay and I can't do anything about it. My soul hurts. Insult me so I can shift the blame to you. I can't afford to break rn, so it's a favor

2024-09-28 15:26
+5
That one guy
Smells like 2010

2024-09-17 04:05
+2
Farm strong together
Now that's what I call a barnyard brawl

2024-09-17 03:56
+29
Choose your weapon
The wii u felt cheap as hell. Only real options are the Wii-Chucks or the Cube-Flail

2024-09-16 16:39
+4
I censored the bad word
Reminds me of the guy I heard order a virgin gin and tonic. Dude was hipster af, dive bar off of 75 in Ohio. Dunno what the lady put in his shit, but he didn't complain, still paid

2024-09-16 16:33
+6
We have Tannnis at home
Did they photoshop her tiddies They look 20 years younger than she does

2024-09-16 16:28
+7
Not a true story (or pic), just a good story
The day I turn older passed recently and I hate that I get boomer humor more and more. Love my woman, but some days I'd trade her for a corn chip and a cigarette. Most of the time, tho, wouldn't let her go to save my own life

2024-09-07 20:09
+30
STOP DOWNVOTING THIS U WHORE
Imagine hating Trump bc the screen people said 'orang man bad' It's almost like the media is run by people who wouldn't want to see unity in society

2024-09-05 04:22
+3
When you need finance and cant wait for a bank loan
This bitchass ad smells like Youtube Premium with a hint of Indian street-shit and cheap hair product

2024-09-05 04:17
+1
dongs in an academic
Dongs in a batch ripoff

2024-09-05 04:11
+8
No gold stars for you
I would say something like 'imagine not having the heart to tell you ex to go fuck themselves', but that's just eloquent. Straight up professional, yet savage. I like it.

2024-09-02 18:54
+10
Feed my snake

2024-09-01 14:00
+3
House + spider=
Y u no use template correctly

2024-08-31 01:13
+6
tyson fury se fait battre par tibo inshape ?!
Dick too skinny, wrong kind of impaling keeps happening

2024-08-30 01:02
+3
hmmmmmm
Humans were domesticated by tress to create more carbon dioxide, but it backfired. That's why it's called 'morning wood'. Tress were total dicks, troo fact

2024-08-30 00:56
0
Bro took that personally
"All it takes is one bad day" -ChatGPThv

2024-08-27 18:34
+3
Where will you pee
Mark it with piss

2024-08-11 21:39
+6
We all need help
Imagine observing events and occurrences only to contemplate or research said thing to form an unbiased, informed opinion Womp Womp, no rizz+ratio+L+who asked fuckin loser lol

2024-08-01 22:39
+9
Be smart
Remember, don't commit misdemeanors when you're committing felonies

2024-08-01 22:31
+7
wait
It's been around 10 years I think. There was originally a few psa-'memes' about just dumping shit posts on August 1st to save moderation from being trash all the time. Eventually caught steam and became a tradition

2024-07-14 09:19
-1
I agree
Painfully accurate, concise, and simple Well done, Wheelz Running better and being more coherent than the president

2024-07-13 13:34
+25
wait
August is still 2 weeks away, y'all

2024-07-13 09:48
+6
Just Another Evil Swamp Witch
Biden's presidency is undebatable: He absolutely could not form a coherent justification for essentially anything that's happened in the past 4 years. Can't debate if the opponent barely knows where they are

2024-07-13 09:46
+8
Thoughts on politics
"Third party is a wasted vote" I've heard that shit so many times... Voted twice, and not for either of the major parties. If not last election, then this one: It's beyond time to get re-re's and libtards out of office.

2024-07-02 01:02
+3
America First

2024-07-02 00:48
0
i did
Nicknaming my gf "the government" so I can tell her to suck my dick while I pay taxes

2024-07-02 00:44
+2
Funny 4th of July meme
Eeeeeehhhhhh Wood is better. Sorry, but gas is for heat, whether it's food or baking yourself. Not that it tastes bad or anything, but grilling with wood give you smoke and that shit *Italian noises*

2024-07-02 00:35
+4
We need you, Jesus!
Yknow, I really do wonder how bad Sodom and Gomorrah were if God hasn't Salt-Sanitized tf out of California yet

2024-07-02 00:33
+11
2024 July meme
What 'normal' would we be back to

2024-07-02 00:30
+2
That's my life
I like my wild cats and the fuckin raccoons eat the food I leave out, so yeah, nigga. Fuck them coons

2024-07-02 00:30
+1
Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida to beat up a toxic...
Wait, so a Joisey Jin-Jong-Jun flew down to FUCKIN FLORIDA for the fade and he survived?

2024-06-28 14:38
-1
Pay him
DJ has a rock solid point. Hell, that was probably the highlight for most of the dudes

2024-06-28 14:34
+30
Addicted prank
Old but gold

2024-06-28 14:32
+9
whistle dixie
Selling paper bags! Getcher bags here!

2024-06-03 02:42
+4
E83f93
We have more dollar generals than waffle houses. And more Hispanics than Asians by a fuckin mile.

2024-06-03 02:38
+3
It's ok it looked bad both ways anyways
Women with this haircut a 1000% chance to be annoying and vapid as shit

2024-05-30 13:37
+10
Soon there will be a submersible to visit the titanic sub...
Crazy thing is that science says there's giant life down in the deeps anyway, just not quite a whole ass kraken. Still not taking my chances with a squid that's longer than my will to live extends

2024-05-30 13:29
+4
hmmm
I use wasps as flying target practice. Fuck em

2024-05-30 13:25
0
We've lost a legend
RIP meme puppy Such laugh Much chuckles Many meme Wow 7

2024-05-24 18:03
+16
My Pack house
Benadryl (diphenhydramine) is sold otc in 500ct bottles, at least in generic brands.

2024-05-21 23:59
+7
"Get back here, I'm not done with you yet!"
Slung, flung, and spun

2024-05-21 20:11
+1
John Wick spinoff meme news
Shit, chinko, that's all you had to say Donnie Yen's fight choreography is un-fuckin-rivaled. Man's got movies where the plot doesn't matter because the action carries so damn hard

2024-05-16 08:04
+10
Oi fuck face!
Pppp

2024-05-07 14:39
0
Men at the Met Gala
I will not give a shit about that landfill until either; 1: Biblically accurate angel shows up 2: Mass shooting kills more than 10 people on-site 3: ...? 4: I get paid for caring

2024-05-07 14:35
+1
The good questions
If he couldn't even get the right striped paint, there's not much of a shot. Probably doesn't even know what an ambidextrous socket is

2024-05-07 14:29
+8
Vegan vampires
"Carnist blood-mouth sounds sick as hell" -Some random meme about vegans from years ago that rung a bell

2024-05-06 10:01
+7
Title
Nah, bitches will have outfits that match perfectly and still not know what the fuck they wanna wear. Had to get one of my exes to stop wearing zebra print and we're in our mid 20's. Female doesn't equal fashion sense

2024-05-06 06:46
0
Hungry bird
From Bird_Squeezer to Bird_Feeder I prefer the squeezer

2024-05-06 06:39
+4
Bear
The most dainbread logic, brought to you by XX Chromosomes and the wannabes

2024-05-04 12:45
+25
They're trying to break your soul
Went to school in the South and Midwest. I used to bike to school through 6 inches of snow in the MW. Moved to the South and had more days off for 'dust' than I got up north for actual, 'need a shovel' snow Glad Zoom wasn't a thing 10 years ago

2024-05-03 06:32
+8
I buy it
Iffin Y'alln't know the power of the triple contraction, y'ain't living

2024-05-02 06:12
+2
Perfect design
But muh In Ex Ha Ha Le Le

2024-05-02 06:09
+1
Astrology meme
Nardwuar: Because we have to know

2024-05-02 06:03
+3
Got any recommendations?
Pink shirt guy was clueless, but you can almost see the understanding dawn on him like the sun cresting the horizon. Also / *bonk*

2024-04-30 07:33
+41
Kinda lame, but we were kinda happy to get them
2000's McDonald's toys were a big reason why you'd want to go as a kid. Hell, if you wanted beyblade/ygo/pokemon exclusives, McDonald's was one of few places stateside to get them

2024-04-28 07:04
+10
the fandom needs to die
The only exposure to Hasbin Hotel I've ever had was through queers, cringe, and queer cringey people, so it's in the Homestuck Zone for me

2024-04-26 19:22
+2
ljhb;fdbhjvhygsfyg
Damn... Im kinda tired of living inside a the broken shell of what was once a free nation, divided by hatred and difference instead of being united by any real sort of common positive ideal.

2024-04-25 18:02
+6
Bad news
Thanks, now I miss the Midwest Skeeter season done been here in the South

2024-04-16 12:27
+1
New Mr beast video dropped
You're not entirely right, but you're sure as fuck not wrong 19 years in state; Western Ohio has some solid fishing spots with lakes/old canal-works. It can be pretty. Miss being able to see the horizon since it's just wide-open there

2024-04-16 08:47
+5

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