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  There are no accidents

  2021-08-31 20:44

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  horse

  Horsedick dot mpeg looking mighty different.

  2021-08-31 20:31

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  Better

  Andrew Garfield played the best Spider-Man, Tobey McGuire played the best Peter Parker, and Tom Holland exists to extort extra cash for Disney.

  2021-08-31 02:35

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  some of those that work forces want the paste that’s fo...

  Where funny?

  2021-08-31 02:33

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  Tobey Maguire is the best spiderman ever

  When he makes his entrance he needs to say "Pizza Time"

  2021-08-27 12:13

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  I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation

  Less trash stolen by the people

  2021-08-26 09:55

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  HUHUHUHUHUH

  If only she drank a diet sodie pop then it'd counteract all of the sugar.

  2021-08-25 20:10

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  Tobey is the best Spider-Man

  Andrew Garfield

  2021-08-25 10:39

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  Title

  On the up side, the vaccine was created from the already existing vaccines for other coronaviruses. It was rushed out too quickly, it shouldn't have been available until after FDA approval at least, but the speed of its conception isn't an issue IMO

  2021-08-24 12:08

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  Title

  Everyone wanted to know the secret recipe for it

  2021-08-24 12:07

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  dongs in an obama

  Yes, in 2018, in South Africa during a speech urging people to follow Nelson Mandela's example of learning about others rather than just generalizing them based on ignorance and identity politics.

  2021-08-24 11:55

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  Oh cool, a black ho...

  Probably should've added one more letter to that sentence.

  2021-08-23 20:49

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  So annoying

  The first thing I thought of was that "Kiss of War" ad where the woman is dying and instead of grabbing the first aid kit the player instead grabs a gun and an apple.

  2021-08-23 18:33

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  First time?

  If $70+ price tags were seen as fine back then, we wouldn't have just seen an industry push to that price last year for the first time in over 20 years.

  2021-08-23 10:29

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  that went poorly

  It's funny how Biden was so quick to threaten to attack and nuke his own citizens but threatening our enemies is too far for him.

  2021-08-23 10:09

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  stop embarrassing yourself Dad

  That man always talks about people spending too much time spreading misinformation yet spends all of his time spreading misinformation. Literally anytime anything trends, he's tweeting and making it pro-Democrat and anti-Republican.

  2021-08-21 16:03

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  Jam

  Too bad he skipped acting day.

  2021-08-19 17:34

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  Rudd

  It's because of how many people see how stupid their names are and just always called them what they really are.

  2021-08-19 10:07

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  Captain America bullies Superman

  Who's gonna stop Superman from eating cookies at the Oscars? Batman? He's too busy sleeping on Supe's shoulder.

  2021-08-18 20:05

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  it’s never too soon to warn

  Don't forget everyone playing "Last Christmas".

  2021-08-17 20:21

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  August 1st

  Easily grilled cheese.

  2021-08-17 17:01

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  I crack my joints a lot

  That finger that keeps cracking but not as well as it should.

  2021-08-17 16:25

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  liar

  Signs of a toxic relationship part 3: your partner invites your kidnapper over for a round of golf

  2021-08-17 16:14

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  If you've played Fallout, Oblivion, or Skyrim, you'll get...

  It's not shaking violently, tho.

  2021-08-15 01:41

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  ocd

  The gamer in me is looking for the last slot necessary to make them all disappear.

  2021-08-13 20:18

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  Dad joke

  Lego around it.

  2021-08-13 20:17

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  The see me wobblin

  That tire is still more stable than my mental health.

  2021-08-13 17:40

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  Alabama

  But she looks as fake as a Kardashian.

  2021-08-13 02:20

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  fact

  This looks like the kind of car I'd make in Need for Speed Underground.

  2021-08-13 00:59

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  When woke hits rock bottom, they don't stop, they start ...

  In the 1920's the KKK was active there and their journals called it a derogatory word so the students decided it stood for the KKK and racism and demanded it to be removed.

  2021-08-12 11:41

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  The prize

  Pretty sure you'd want to lose here.

  2021-08-12 08:39

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  Happens every time

  At this point even if you just use Windows Defender I swear you have to go out of your way to get a virus on a computer. Like, it takes a specific lack of common sense to get one.

  2021-08-11 22:08

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  Ahhhh

  Lower...

  2021-08-11 03:53

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  Trust the Narrative. Trust the Media. Trust the Science.

  Rich white men always lie to try to force you to do something until they tell you the vaccine they created is safe and effective and that you should get it.

  2021-08-10 23:10

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  Hmm

  She gets her essence of life by killing those who speak out against her.

  2021-08-04 10:24

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  Good

  She makes a career of "comedy" wishing death upon others. She threatened then-President Trump saying that she would stab him with an empty syringe and force him to have a heart attack. Anyone else would've been arrested, but not poor old Bitchy Griffin.

  2021-08-04 10:23

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  Good

  I don't usually wish death upon people but if Kathy Griffin kicks the bucket then the world will be a little bit of a better place.

  2021-08-04 10:20

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  At large

  They're also the home of the Avengers to give hope to the city yet they're never home to protect the city.

  2021-08-03 03:27

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  Lol

  It's going to end up like the flu, except instead of just worrying about encouraging the elderly and sickly to get the new shot the government and the rich are trying to force it onto absolutely everyone.

  2021-08-03 03:25

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  Then what she doing in McDonald's....

  @title this is a KFC, hence why there are chicken buckets on the menu and Pepsi products in the fridge.

  2021-08-01 13:31

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  AVGN sucks now

  Yeah there's only so many ways you can say "fuck" "bad controls" and "terrible graphics" before it gets repetitive.

  2021-07-30 21:29

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  Wait what??

  But you'll have $100!

  2021-07-30 20:28

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  AVGN sucks now

  It's because he's worried about making a profit from ads and sponsorships so he can't go as insane as he used to, not to mention the fact he's been doing the same show for longer than some of his audience has been alive.

  2021-07-30 20:27

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  Definitely the couch

  I'm hoping it's his thumb.

  2021-07-30 20:21

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  Lol

  When people realized that a black guy was running for president in 2008 they already made their decision. They also went on a smear campaign against McCain, who they now also love because he didn't like Trump.

  2021-07-30 18:08

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  This is a bold faced lie

  Apparently because not being vaccinated from COVID will somehow kill the people who are vaccinated from COVID.

  2021-07-29 21:46

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  Split

  Snapchat employees will never forget.

  2021-07-29 20:30

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  This is a bold faced lie

  Meanwhile Biden is recommending companies either require vaccinations or 2 negative results per week for employees who work on-site and is mandating all federal employees and military personnel to be vaccinated.

  2021-07-29 20:29

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  Goodbye world

  People donated to help her hair stylist get surgery despite her contributing next to nothing for a surgery that she could've paid for and made the money back by dinner that day just for existing.

  2021-07-29 20:28

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  Canadians

  The problem is they came up with a cure for Canadians but we're still left with Californians.

  2021-07-28 02:38

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  Vegan Logic

  A man who assaults a pregnant woman and kills her unborn baby is tried for murder. A woman who aborts their unborn baby considers it "birth control".

  2021-07-24 01:01

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  Title

  Then try to rotate it back and it refuses to.

  2021-07-24 00:54

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  Fuck you tails

  Tails says this at the end of Sonic Adventure, but just shortly before the entire city was completely demolished and flooded by Chaos, likely killing everyone there.

  2021-07-23 09:46

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  Tisk tisk

  Rolling around at the speed of sound...

  2021-07-22 17:14

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  I mean

  Strawberries are factually fruits, though.

  2021-07-22 17:13

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  Thought Control

  CRT here refers to Critical Race Theory, a theory that claims that all of the world's problems in all of history and leading up through today is caused by white people trying to push people of color beneath them.

  2021-07-22 11:08

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  Kat

  He can haz chezburgr

  2021-07-22 10:42

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  time to overthrow the bourgeoisie me thinks

  Many of these are the same group that held a weekend long boycott of Amazon because they couldn't resist buying from Amazon for more than 2 days.

  2021-07-22 10:37

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  You get what you fucking deserve

  To profit from manufacturing the vaccine.

  2021-07-22 10:34

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  You get what you fucking deserve

  And yet the White House claimed they don't need to get tested because they're vaccinated.

  2021-07-22 10:33

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  psa

  But it's his own money. If he wants to use it to go to space then he has the freedom to do just that.

  2021-07-22 10:18

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  they even say it themselves! check out weegeepie and SMG4!

  Wii U is how I played it. I want the new one but can't justify spending $60 on an old Mario game that I already owned before.

  2021-07-20 20:34

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  they even say it themselves! check out weegeepie and SMG4!

  A lot of people did, hence why it reviewed and sold very well.

  2021-07-20 15:38

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  fortnite was the greatest game of all time, aright what t...

  Super Mario Odyssey is a boring, terrible romp that barely feels like a Mario game at all and shows Nintendo is oblivious to why people loved Mario 64.

  2021-07-18 20:27

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  Say what

  While I agree he's being a dick, I also will say I don't think he was saying you got it from FB, just that this is an FB post.

  2021-07-17 19:06

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  Your mom's pizza cutter

  I think I fought that thing in Horizon Zero Dawn.

  2021-07-16 11:19

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  equal not better

  On paper, this is correct. In practice, it's like why people got mad at Terry Crews last year for pointing out that BLM shouldnt become Black Lives Better, right before Nick Cannon blasted about blacks being better than everyone else.

  2021-07-14 11:30

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  It's a shame he only got probation and community service ...

  He had been talking to the kid since she was 12. I kinda doubt he never figured out she was underaged.

  2021-07-13 14:26

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  It's a shame he only got probation and community service ...

  Getting nudes from children kinda makes someone a pedophile.

  2021-07-13 12:22

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  not goofy…

  Guilty!

  2021-07-12 10:59

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  Oye

  Kamala got the job because Biden and the DNC knew an old rich white man running with another old rich white man would go against their pandering that they were exploiting and needed someone who is female and they could convince America as being black.

  2021-07-12 09:59

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  Fuck crt prt 2

  Another problem is that many of those who are pushing for it to be taught are also missing the fact that this is theoretical and claims anyone who is opposed to it is trying to "cover up facts and the truth in history".

  2021-07-12 09:24

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  don’t let conservatives destroy democracy

  Because there were so many black Democratic presidential candidates in 2016 and 2020, right?

  2021-07-12 08:07

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  How do you put on glue?

  My nerdy ass thought this was about thermal paste at first.

  2021-07-10 18:51

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  I want to be Italian now

  I just got done eating and this made me hungry again.

  2021-07-10 18:36

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  Le martyrdom

  Sadly they don't idolize him nor anyone else for who they are, rather they idolize them for what these individuals have helped them achieve.

  2021-07-10 14:28

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  After midnight

  I live not far from there. That tank is, indeed, still there, though it's just a prop for the auto repair shop next door to the waffle house.

  2021-07-10 11:27

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  imagine having a fag at your door

  The conspiracy is that Biden wants to have a 1-up on the last guy by bragging about how many people he "saved" from the pandemic "the last guy created". That will be his platform to run on in 2024 to help line his pockets with tax money even more.

  2021-07-09 03:00

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  Sarcasm

  I actually have a shirt that says this. I got sent to HR when I wore it to work one day. HR loved it but had to tell me not to wear it again because someone got offended.

  2021-07-09 02:03

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  I saw this on a different website just thought it was funny

  They say every time a meme gets reposted it loses a fraction of its quality.

  2021-07-09 01:59

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  Economy jokes

  No, not in Utica, it's an Albany expression.

  2021-07-08 12:55

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  Economy jokes

  Uh... Upstate New York?

  2021-07-07 19:10

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  What the fuh

  The new FIFA game looks great

  2021-07-07 15:31

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  Economy jokes

  No, steamed hams! It's a regional dialect.

  2021-07-07 13:26

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  Family tree

  Chicago is just Illinois' Detroit

  2021-07-07 08:38

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  thanks Obama

  There's as much truth to a BBQ being $0.16 cheaper this year as there was with Biden promising $2000 per person was coming by the end of January if the Democrats won Georgia.

  2021-07-04 20:08

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  Beatlejuice

  If they have time to report a shooting before the next one occurs then it might be on the decline. Then again, they could just be ignoring the other shootings when reporting that one.

  2021-07-04 12:40

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  comment below and do NOT. bonk me ;)

  There's a simulator for that.

  2021-07-03 12:56

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  Insert Seinfeld sound effect

  That looks like the burger your co-worker brags about cooking on 4th of July weekend.

  2021-07-03 05:04

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  They deserve it

  Well then how do I pronounce Georgia? Is it Jeorgia or Geeorgia?

  2021-07-02 20:05

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  Harmful

  Facebook's message with that would mean more if they took action against the sitting president who threatened to nuke his own country.

  2021-07-02 20:00

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  Something's a little goofy here

  Same. I tested positive in January. My wife got sick for a few days, I never had any symptoms.

  2021-07-02 18:22

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  know the warning signs

  "They're literally Hitler!" -every "oppressed" teenager

  2021-07-02 11:01

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  Probably a repost

  Robert L Johnson, owner of BET.

  2021-07-01 20:48

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  Probably a repost

  Only in America do we have billionaires who are oppressed and want $14.5 trillion reparation checks from the government and written apologies for slavery and racism.

  2021-07-01 18:44

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  Thanks, sanma.j for the base image :cool:

  There's also the fact that this is about a popular Minecraft streamer and this app is loaded with people who overly adore that game.

  2021-07-01 18:41

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  I laughed too hard at this. (From beyond the batcave)

  Huzzah! A man of quality!

  2021-07-01 04:08

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  Say hello to a real dragon boi

  Is that the Elder Scrolls Online logo?

  2021-06-29 11:04

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  Project mockingbird

  I agree. The trial should be about the individuals involved. People of color aren't to blame for this crime and white men aren't victims of this crime. Two teenage boys were the assailants and an elderly man was the victim. Simple as that.

  2021-06-28 12:11

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  Project mockingbird

  This story was published 3 months after the events described happened with any of the major media companies who did report about it just briefly mention a man was killed in New York by teenagers before sweeping the details under the rug.

  2021-06-28 12:10

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