cyborgamer

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings

413 Memes

cyborgamer | 2024-06-03 01:02

You paused it, don't deny it. You did

69% 212

cyborgamer | 2024-06-02 22:41

She got the spirit tho

Cat Blind People Raccoon

84% 419

cyborgamer | 2024-06-02 20:15

TF2 will never die

64% 237

cyborgamer | 2024-06-02 20:15

Now for the "find out" part

73% 233

cyborgamer | 2024-06-02 19:16

I bet she did

Obese Newsdroid

90% 555

cyborgamer | 2024-05-31 07:11

What if, man?

74% 254

cyborgamer | 2024-05-30 12:34

In over his head

81% 389

cyborgamer | 2024-05-30 11:54

Marketing nightmare

67% 287

cyborgamer | 2024-05-30 09:52

Gotta wash the bugs off

81% 351

cyborgamer | 2024-05-30 08:01

Its true and you know it

70% 268

cyborgamer | 2024-05-29 18:25

Rubber to the road

70% 303

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 14:09

I will not be silenced

78% 376

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 13:24

It's like Shaq getting down with your mom

65% 297

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 10:03

Why do people even romanticize that place?

91% 775

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 10:02

Totally worth it

85% 453

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 08:03

What is the ideal number of pockets on a pair of pants before it becomes too much?di

Metal Gear Vidya

76% 274

cyborgamer | 2023-12-28 07:15

How about that officer?

78% 330

cyborgamer | 2023-11-14 11:38

Australia is a different planet entirely

90% 732

cyborgamer | 2023-11-14 11:33

It's a me, marinario

78% 328

cyborgamer | 2023-11-14 11:33

I suddenly feel like taking chemistry courses.

79% 345

Latest comments

Building in Fallout
I play starfield. Its great.

2024-09-06 15:43
-3
Night shift meme
Me rn

2024-08-16 02:06
-1
Florida Embassy - Is there an "Ambassador Florida Man"?
It is not an official embassy. It is owned by a nonprofit that "connects, celebrates, and champions Florida to the world." It is not funded by any state or federal taxes. Owned and ran by the world's biggest Florida simps.

2024-07-16 02:42
+8
oh man, I find this highly relatable
Fuck, you make me feel old

2024-05-22 13:41
+3
They can sing lol
I thought so too

2024-05-06 23:05
0
Birthday present for him

2024-04-25 12:53
0
Good Thursday morning!
Sky Rats

2024-04-19 00:41
+2
God forbid men have hobbies....
Not only that, there's a summer camp next door! Fun for all your friends!

2024-04-19 00:39
+6
You are a good girl, thank you
In your case, cheating on your right hand with the left isn't quite the same, bud.

2024-04-05 19:17
+9
Admittedly, India has a long history of great math
Ancinet

2024-03-29 02:00
+7
how
Petrichor

2024-03-20 23:26
0
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
No, brother. You have owned your mistake and made every effort to make amends. For this, you are truly humble, and thus, truly strong. I recognize you as a true man among men. Continue on this course, brother, and life will bestow upon you great rewards.

2024-03-09 01:11
+49
Marketing done right

2024-03-05 10:36
+8
Japan sliding into 2024
I had a stroke trying to read this

2024-01-05 03:37
0
Sheeeeit

2024-01-05 03:32
+3
Show me the money
Preach

2024-01-05 02:59
+6
Youtube stonks
Also as far as browsers on android go, Brave is okay but Cromite takes it a step further and eradicates most all ads and trackers and takes your privacy to the max. All of the listed things are free and/or open source as well.

2024-01-03 03:41
0
Youtube stonks
Blokada or Windscribe are excellent vpns for blocking ads and trackers on android (including most in app ads), but for youtube you are gonna want to use ReVanced (it patches the youtube app to remove ads and also has the benefit of adding in sponsorblock)

2024-01-03 03:40
0
Christmas with love
Three, take it or leave it

2023-12-27 15:33
+7
Some records are anonymously updated
It's not unknown, it was OP all along.

2023-12-17 23:11
+34
Sharks are terrifying
Based on the appearance it would seem like a white shark, but could be a salmon shark, or a porbeagle shark, maybe even a particularly large common thresher.

2023-11-08 22:02
0
Sharks are terrifying
The shark in this video appears to be some sort of mackerel shark, which do not have nictitating membranes and instead just roll their eyes back in their head while attacking to protect themselves.

2023-11-08 21:57
0
Sharks are terrifying
This membrane protects the eye from debris and fluid of its prey or from damage from small or sharp giblets. Imagine it like a thick, sort of clear, glove they slide over their eyes. The majority of sharks that have this are requiem sharks.

2023-11-08 21:54
0
Sharks are terrifying
No. No they don't. They do not turn their eyes inside out. The majority of sharks have what is called a nictitating membrane that is essentially a thicker semi-translucent extra eyelid that they can slide of their eyes for protection while hunting.

2023-11-08 21:53
+1
Winrar meme
7-zip is better. Better performance, better compression, more supported file types, and completely free.

2023-11-06 08:49
+2
Smart doggo

2023-10-02 12:19
+19
Pov: You just moved in
*laughs in 45acp*

2023-09-16 10:28
+15
No. I won't insert title.
Yes.

2023-09-07 18:55
+10
Oh no bro oh no
The pain is real, I finished up my weekly 36hr shift this evening

2023-09-04 04:36
+4
Right in the feels

2023-08-27 17:55
0
Wow what a win
Shit I'd settle for $20 at this point

2023-08-27 17:54
+2
Coming from a Frenchman
German humor is no laughing matter

2023-08-05 01:23
+31
Smell my finger

2023-07-21 08:47
+15
Do I have to spell it out for you?
A mild amount of tomfoolery

2023-07-21 08:46
+25
Beaver Anal Glands
Castoreum is a heavily-scented brown or tan goo that is secreted from a beaver's castor gland, which is located nail-bitingly close to its anal gland Basically just beaver musk

2023-07-19 11:08
+41
Yes
Sponsorblock solves this problem

2023-07-13 01:16
+1
repost but funny
So is Vermont

2023-07-05 01:43
+16
Clown meme
I laughed

2023-07-01 02:58
+1
Smart emperor
His crispy creamer

2023-07-01 02:44
+2
dongs in a Penthouse

2023-06-23 12:27
+5
Wholesome vet doggo

2023-06-13 00:25
+1
car
I feel this in my soul

2023-06-13 00:19
+3
J
Ngl I misread this at first as "I'll take your entire cock"

2023-03-18 17:47
+4
Lulz

2023-02-08 03:22
+5
stonks meme
Get stonked on

2023-02-06 22:50
+1
I'll stay ashore
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle

2023-02-06 22:38
+6
Jump higher next time

2023-01-03 21:07
+7
no title
Healthcare worker here. Can confirm.

2022-11-18 20:54
+2
Nice

2022-11-06 21:34
+15
Dark gamer moment
Came here to comment this, beat me to it.

2022-09-26 18:39
0
Chads?!?
GAVE THEIR LIVES ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN

2022-09-18 03:45
-1
Try it guys. It's free and easy

2022-09-12 21:35
+9
the gene pool is stagnant and i am the minister of chlorine

2022-08-23 02:05
+10
Title goes here
This is the correct answer

2022-06-13 03:01
+7
Lol
*slowly unzips*

2022-06-04 16:02
+1
o
Boobs

2022-06-02 21:10
+4
Haha!
Dudes name is horseEnjoyer

2022-05-21 22:49
+13
Why is this so satisfying to watch?

2022-05-15 03:31
+2
Every time!

2022-04-09 15:21
+3
Based parker as always

2022-04-03 12:28
+3
Me Gusta
Yeah bro wtf. How could you do that to his sister? I say we take his suggestion and fuck him together.

2022-04-01 17:34
+11
Shameful misunderstanding. F in chat
I don't know whether or not to be proud that this meme is holding strong at 88%

2022-03-27 20:04
+29
Slayer

2022-03-26 07:54
+9
Buffabro
Not to be that guy, but it's a tortoise, not a turtle. Big difference.

2022-02-18 18:36
0
Cool title here.
Yes, that's the face she made while doing it

2022-02-05 23:40
+4
Sam was a great fishing buddy!
That doesn't narrow it down.

2022-01-31 14:13
+2
Every single time
Every. Single. Time.

2022-01-21 22:55
+1
Dude went full MMA on a sword fight
Straight up went medieval on his ass.

2022-01-17 19:33
+30
Little crabs' just doing his best...
pls tell me you don't mean *those* kind of crabs

2022-01-03 19:08
+2
The walk
Ha, you're hilarious! You fuckers can't even get your next door neighbor Ireland under control. Tf you think you can do? If y'all even try you'll have a global tea party on your hands, it won't just be Boston this time.

2021-12-30 07:41
+4
The walk
Ruled - past tense Britain everybody! The single largest supplier of independence days to countries around the world.

2021-12-30 07:12
+17
Nivez
Just call it people seasoning and you'll be fine

2021-12-28 15:33
+1
No
Bro idk why but this episode freaked me the fuck out as a kid.

2021-12-26 23:53
+10
Germans
Stop making of fun of it. German humor is no laughing matter.

2021-12-26 13:36
+2
5 hours 17 minutes
This shit is how you know they are best friends

2021-12-26 00:31
+8
skinwalkers

2021-12-26 00:21
+1
Dance with me, loser.
It's thought to happen because sharks have millions of extremely sensitive nerves in their snouts called Ampullae of Lorenzini, and stimulating these helps essentially overload a shark's brain and disorients them, along with the whole upside down thing.

2021-12-22 00:12
+3
Me whenever we bought some new game cd.
CRYSTAL

2021-12-22 00:05
+1
anoned
A minor dosage of chicanery for those who dare

2021-12-20 00:28
0
Trolled himself straight into jail
Well don't leave us hanging. What were you in for?

2021-12-15 14:10
+21
racing > football
Dale Earnhardt begs to differ

2021-12-14 09:39
0
Heresy
As you command

2021-12-12 02:18
+6
do it
I have the sneaking suspicion this only works if you are white

2021-12-12 02:15
-29
What a bitch
I can not stand this low quality post

2021-12-12 02:13
+2
What the hell
Donate 1 kidney and you're a hero, donate 20 and I get thrown in jail. They keep asking dumb questions, like "where did you get 20 human kidneys?" and "Whose are these?"

2021-12-12 02:11
+6
School Program
Honestly I need a drink just after going outside, so.....

2021-12-12 02:07
+4
Heresy
Guys I broke that mlp retard's leg, someone help me stop him from unbroking it

2021-12-12 02:06
+13
beautiful story bro
That bottom part hits home really hard. My mother passed away a few years ago suddenly and I would give absolutely anything just to see her again if only for a few minutes just to tell her how much she means to me, how much I love and miss her.

2021-12-09 15:29
+9
Cuddles.

2021-12-06 20:00
+22
If stupid took steroids
Oh how I've missed you

2021-12-04 15:19
+2
Wut
Well now I'm not gonna

2021-11-29 15:14
+1
The solution is....
Why are you booing him? He's right.

2021-11-29 14:21
+14
Title

2021-11-28 03:38
+7
Bylatful
Double cringe

2021-11-21 19:37
+4
Title here.
Nope

2021-11-11 09:28
+1
Title goes here
Train bros unite!

2021-11-11 00:43
+1
Ice N
"guacamole ninja penis girl" is a string of words I never expected to read in my life, and I can never forget it now that I've seen it

2021-11-11 00:32
+4
Bonk
I feel old :( The surprise buttsecks memes were great

2021-10-17 02:03
+6
We both bleed

2021-10-16 19:31
+2
Le fish

2021-10-11 00:50
+4

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