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  Le protest

  If this is when I think it was, that person just looted it from a Cheesecake Factory

  2021-09-08 14:54

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  Outer worlds

  Move inland and be self-sufficient in basic things, and you'll already be far better prepared and be doing far more to prevent climate change than any climate activist.

  2021-09-07 09:35

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  Guide how to achieve true socialism

  You're forgetting the fact that it starts being not true socialism the moment things don't play out exactly like theory said it would.

  2021-09-06 21:05

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  Go nuclear

  Lmao nice

  2021-09-05 16:06

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  Go nuclear

  ...sponsor activists and broadcast the messages of doom, why don't they make any preparations in their own lives and with their own assets for the often proclaimed consequences?

  2021-09-05 12:45

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  Go nuclear

  And even now, Monaco's expanding itself into the sea... with large, energy inefficient apartments built out just barely above sea level. It really begs the question: if these people really believe in climate change to the point they're willing to...

  2021-09-05 12:43

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  Go nuclear

  ... she walked across the Atlantic in the Prince of Monaco's yacht. But Monaco makes their fortune off jet setting and tax-dodhing millionaires, its harbor full of their massively polluting yachts.

  2021-09-05 12:39

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  Go nuclear

  Of all the climate activists the only one I have any respect for is Thunberg, simply because she had the decency to sail across the ocean instead of talking an airplane. She at least did her best not to be a hypocrite. At the same time though...

  2021-09-05 12:38

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  Dont be a fucking moron. Get vaccinated.

  Hey did anyone see the Public Health England study which showed that those patients who were vaccinated contracted the virus less than those who weren't, but died at a much higher rate?

  2021-09-05 08:54

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  Reddit sux

  "You can't expect me to be responsible for myself, and you ESPECIALLY can't expect me to be abstinent! That's ridiculous and oppressive! To show you how dumb it is, I'm going to refrain from sex. Serves you right"

  2021-09-03 17:16

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  what future?

  Outcomes for betting the world won't end. World doesn't end: you get paid! World ends: you can't pay anyways!

  2021-09-03 16:23

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  Run!

  Ironically, the best option is actually for him to stay in place. Wolves attempt to induce panic in their prey and entice them to flee. Even when they substantially outnumber it, wolves rarely attack large prey that stands its ground.

  2021-09-03 16:17

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  Outsourced, benefitted, subsidized, you're hiding behind semantics. Switzerland went from massive expenses and booby trapping the entire country to spending less than 1%gdp on military. Whatever word you use, it's all because they're under the US umbrella

  2021-09-03 11:21

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  Yeah being surrounded by US-built governments and countries that are defended by the US, no way you'd see any defense benefits from the US there.

  2021-09-03 10:06

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  Interesting....

  Light and rectal

  2021-09-03 01:00

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  same

  TLC called, they want your friend's location

  2021-09-01 15:24

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  Biden messed up

  Ah yes, as reported by a site with a heavy anti-Trump bias citing an anonymous source. Definitely happened

  2021-08-30 12:54

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  Title

  Bezos pledged a $10B donation to fight climate change; however, it was to his own private charity. This is what billionaires do: all 3 of these guys' donations are to their own tax-sheltered "charitable" slush funds.

  2021-08-28 22:24

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  Republikkkans

  Some shill who sees the hot water Biden's in and thinks it's a good idea to appropriate tragedy into a blithe political attack. And OP eats up anything that agrees with their side.

  2021-08-28 22:11

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  Title is stuck in Afghanistan. Please pray.

  Politico had a story on it yesterday. Google something as simple as "afghan list" and you'll find a plethora of articles on it.

  2021-08-27 11:30

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  Fuckoff

  A real man has natural male reproductive organs and Y chromosomes

  2021-08-27 01:23

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  Y?N

  So if I say I like League of Legends, you'll eat the rat poison? Deal

  2021-08-27 01:06

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  Just sayin

  Hey remember when Joe Biden's admin gave the Taliban a list of names of Americans as well as American allies (local guides, translators, etc.) in Afghanistan? If not it's because the news broke today.

  2021-08-26 22:51

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  Checkmate

  My guess is, he hasn't actually done the dishes and would just be lying?

  2021-08-26 12:37

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  mine

  I think she slashed her with her ice skate

  2021-08-24 14:09

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  based and ironpilled

  Helicopter go brrrrrrr

  2021-08-24 14:08

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  Ha ha

  Sure am tired from all these push-ups

  2021-08-24 10:45

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  People be like

  When Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were given emergency use authorization, both recalled their tests' control groups and vaccinated them. Project leads couldn't understand why any of them would refuse it. There are no proper tests for the vaccines

  2021-08-24 10:19

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  Idk

  Haiti was ruled despots, committed extreme environmental degradation, codified rampant black supremacy, misappropriated aid, and the capital sits right on top of a major fault line. The DR hasn't done all that.

  2021-08-24 10:01

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  peons

  Everything you wrote after that second elipses disproves everything you'd written before it

  2021-08-22 22:57

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  I'm sure she ran into Margaret Thatcher

  "Dammit Hitler, everything's hot down here! You need to be more specific!"

  2021-08-20 12:07

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  Same

  Well Islam is established by Mohammed using a refugee crisis to invade one city and forcing their population to fight a war to conquer another, all because both cities disagreed with him.

  2021-08-18 11:38

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  dispensationalism is a lie from hell

  "People see things that are near them and not what's far away, almost like people people prioritize information that is relevant to them. Look how stupid you all are, compared to me "

  2021-08-17 14:00

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  These people need help

  In the past, large black boulders found themselves on the list of geological features which bore the obscure moniker of "niggerhead". Back in the 20s or 30s, a single article in a local paper called the rock such. That's it.

  2021-08-13 08:54

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  These people need help

  The boulder is named Chamberlin Rock, named after an old university president who was a geologist. There is nothing in the name or the history of the namesake that's racist. It's much more silly than that (in next comment)

  2021-08-13 08:50

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  So true

  The best argument against this meme is simply to kill the author and OP. If they are stating that the only way from humans to save the earth is for us to be removed, then it's best they lead the way

  2021-08-12 19:15

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  And this is a meme-O!...

  This is an ad-o Your "meme" is bad-o You should be sad-o

  2021-08-12 12:14

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  Scientists when the thing they have been warning us about...

  The earth is warming and it's nearly at the point of no return! That point is only MERE MONTHS after however far away it needs to be to justify funding my studies, instead of funding preparations to protect ourselves from the predictions I've made.

  2021-08-12 11:51

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  Sassy

  Given your all's conversation no wonder they're bored

  2021-08-11 10:34

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  I’ll be waiting until Christmas to buy something again...

  Just wait until they're really on sale

  2021-08-08 13:39

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  2 sides of the same alien-hating coin

  Xenophobe & militaristic are the best ethics

  2021-08-07 19:11

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  Third world problem

  If that $215mm is for NYC annually, it'd account for about 3.4% of all the city's ticketbox revenue (for train, bus, ect.) lost on fare skippers.

  2021-08-07 17:30

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  Third world problem

  For NYC the transit agency is about 50% funded by tolls and tickets sold, and 50% through taxes. Of course, if more people skipped paying and they lost ticket revenue, they'd have to raise taxes to cover it

  2021-08-07 17:26

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  “Arabic numerals” are numbers like 1 2 3 FYI

  56% of CorrupsScomo posts are just as dumb as the other 44%

  2021-08-04 11:01

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  R

  Sorry OP I can't say I've ever seen you in person

  2021-08-02 15:22

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  shower thoughts mates

  When Lisa and her technocrat friends took over Springfield they found that drivers move faster through yellow lights, so they eliminated greens to speed up traffic

  2021-08-02 07:47

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  Chop chop

  Back in the olden days of single-shot hand cannons and the like, there were actually quite a few guns that had axes on them. Reasoning was, it stayed fairly stable and after you fired a shot you'd still have a good weapon ready to go.

  2021-07-30 12:27

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  e

  People do realize that all the "accurate Trump predictions" were made after the events they mimic occurred, right?

  2021-07-29 10:58

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  Haha I love seeing her cheeks go red

  While OP may make fun of the "blushing Christian girl," it usually happens that she'll go on to live a fuller life, emotionally, socially, and even sexually, than OP.

  2021-07-28 16:49

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  Haha I love seeing her cheeks go red

  Of course, this lifestyle has a shelf life. Boys become men, eventually, and she will find her prospects rapidly faltering as men move on and boys no longer find her suitably attractive.

  2021-07-28 16:46

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  Haha I love seeing her cheeks go red

  A girl, OP is generally the one being pursued rather than the pursuer. Therefore she'll find many boys who are merely searching for a sexual object (and near any object will do), and she'll imagine that sex with these boys is validation and affirmation.

  2021-07-28 16:44

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  Haha I love seeing her cheeks go red

  By this meme and username alone we can safely say that OP is likely entirely unremarkable. To make up for this, she bases her personality around sexuality, particularly around being the lowest-hanging fruit.

  2021-07-28 16:38

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  Monty python knew what was up

  Yep, most people missed the Scuomo bit, or missed the line at the bottom. Scuomo, it seems, missed the entire joke of the scene itself

  2021-07-28 16:24

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  Maybe it'll fight coronavirus

  Bacteria for the plague lives in many parts of the west naturally (e.g. Grand Canyon, Rockies) and is carried by fleas, so if you're out there don't interact with squirrels, chipmunks, or dead animals.

  2021-07-26 00:20

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  at&t

  Huh?

  2021-07-25 17:48

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  HH

  I sincerely hope there isn't a real game like this

  2021-07-25 00:15

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  at&t

  She gained weight and people speculated she was pregnant. But since she's not she got shy about it, and that's why in new commercials she'll stand with something blocking her stomach area

  2021-07-23 10:39

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  Theres someone out there for you (:

  There is no perfect person out there for you. Everybody has flaws and part of being in a relationship is working through those flaws in both of you. Pursuing upfront perfection will ruin your outlook and sabotage you at every bump in the road.

  2021-07-22 06:14

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  Billionaire astronauts

  That's hurdles for them to work out for their Mars mission. But Mars, though Elon's ultimate goal, isn't where they make money. That comes from their government contracts, where their launches are up to 1/11th the price of ULA or in-house rockets.

  2021-07-21 22:51

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  you know you don't know

  Some Muslim dude looks like the Italian soccer player who pulled the black British soccer player during their big game a week or so back.

  2021-07-20 20:05

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  When your older sisters friends took you in during the sl...

  When your older sisters friend took you in during the sleepover and played with ur legos

  2021-07-20 12:14

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  Hm

  I thought it was a fun movie. What's kinda happening is, Disney devoted a lot of effort to movies coming out in 2018/19 since it was Bob Iger's retirement. Then 2020 (now 21 due to covid) was meant to be a kind of B-movie year for them by design.

  2021-07-20 07:54

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  how’s that working out for ya?

  Hey remember how back in April they were saying that Covid vaccines causing heart problems was a baseless conspiracy theory, then by June the CDC was warning about heart inflammation from Pfizer and Moderna? Funny, huh?

  2021-07-19 10:06

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  I lost mine and am scared to tell my wife

  "What? The government in its modern form and bureaucracy didn't exist when God first created man? This must mean they weren't married, try figuring out that one, Karen! "

  2021-07-16 09:25

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  Gotta say, OP, that's pretty gay

  2021-07-16 09:14

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  Space race

  People with money are free to spend money on whatever they want! So long as it solely conforms to what I determine they can spend it on, and they spend exactly the amount I want them to.

  2021-07-14 12:00

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  Bitchslappin Larry

  Not sure if you ever saw the show "The Slap" that this was making fun of, but I caught a few minutes of some random mid-season episode once and it was absolutely hilarious

  2021-07-13 17:08

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  McGregor in Fallout

  Never understood why people liked McGregor. Everything I've ever seen of him he was acting obnoxiously or was getting hyped up for a fight he loses. I get he used to be featherweight champion but he just seems insufferable.

  2021-07-13 16:46

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  yikes

  Baltimore City schools recieve the fifth highest funding per student in America. They can't even provide air conditioning. School systems are corrupt

  2021-07-13 09:50

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  Creepers in a nutshell

  I get paid over $98 per hour working from other's homes. I never thought I'd be capable to do it but my friend earned over 21k with a loaded revolver and a ski mask and convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. START HERE>>> homeinvasion.net

  2021-07-12 11:58

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  The Final Boss: Take over Kansas

  What's up with the errant McDonald's line pointing to Virginia Beach?

  2021-07-12 09:41

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  How sad

  "It's okay Your Majesty, they only destroyed 8% of all the tea we send a year, in a single night. Will they do it again, I mean I don't know. Maybe?"

  2021-07-11 08:30

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  nerfed guns

  I always figured that was where the term came from to begin with

  2021-07-10 19:19

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  LOL

  If the US had today's technology during the Vietnam War, I am 100% certain that there'd be some super scary-looking unmanned spider robot with a gun on the front developed for eliminating VC tunnels. And it would likely haunt the dreams of anyone who'd see

  2021-07-01 08:59

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  Funny I think...

  And then they all got institutionalized

  2021-06-30 22:25

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  Vikings

  Fun fact: vikings had a semi-permanent settlement in America that may have continued to grow and thrive, but one woman decided there wasn't enough drama so she concocted a lie to get her family to murder the rest of the colony, dooming it to failure

  2021-06-30 08:31

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  Justice for some

  Creating a clear place to quickly put your message and trading space for that with some of the small text and/or the bottom ⅓ of the pictures would've bode better

  2021-06-29 17:14

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  Justice for some

  I'm sure your meme looks self-explanatory to you, given you're the one who we should believe created the meme. But even still you felt the need to write a clarification comment to explain it, you have to admit the meme's a little rough

  2021-06-29 17:09

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  Justice for some

  As far as burning down churches, I never claimed that to be a protest. Read the words I use again, I specifically claimed they were attacked. And I agree it's a double standard, that's what I was explaining to the original commenter.

  2021-06-29 17:05

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  Justice for some

  I'd format it with a space clearly delineating the church examples from the mosques, so it not just a mash of news article text. Then in that area put the caption but start it with "Churches attacked:..." then a line below stating "Mosques:"

  2021-06-29 17:03

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  Justice for some

  That's related to the mosque one. OP's trying to point out a double-standard between how assaults on Christian, notably Catholic, churches are handled versus how a protest on a mosque was. He just did a bad job formatting it. Also, this is Canada vs UK

  2021-06-29 12:17

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  Title

  How will I be able to read this text? That's the neat part, you don't!

  2021-06-28 23:29

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  i made this to prove a point

  Loki turns himself into a lady horse and gets impregnated by a male horse, all so his family can keep bullying minorities

  2021-06-28 17:34

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  original poster: worried potato on YT

  Does anyone not know what movie this is?

  2021-06-27 20:34

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  K

  Poland and the Baltic states managed it once actually

  2021-06-26 22:49

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  But I don't have cancer

  "Hey Barb, looks like Amazon dropped off all the neighborhood's packages at your house for some reason. Can I check the address boxes for... you what?"

  2021-06-26 08:11

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  Cöndo collapsed in Miami

  Unfortunately (as of right when I write this) there's 159 missing

  2021-06-25 16:52

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  Rockstar:

  1. DC/Baltimore (urban & rural mix, mega rich business/gov next to desolate inner-city poverty) 2. New Orleans (Cajun crime & casinos) 3. Vegas (mafia, casino, aliens)

  2021-06-24 12:03

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  old fag

  They were able to buy so many guns, and then resell to the American people, that they were able to even supply Imperial Japan during the Boshin War. Military equipment was always open for citizens

  2021-06-24 11:45

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  old fag

  There's an old company known as Bannerman, the original military surplus company. They basically started an empire purchasing surplus guns from the military after the Civil War, including cannons and gatling guns.

  2021-06-24 11:42

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  old fag

  Cannons were definitely allowed, the constitution even authorizes giving private citizens the right to capture enemy ships as privateers (which requires some pretty nice weapons, including cannons back in the day)

  2021-06-24 11:40

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  John McAfee didn't kill himself

  Imagine if he actually did kill himself and just wrote all this out ahead of time to make it sound like it's a conspiracy. Part troll, part faking his way to Libertarian martyrdom

  2021-06-24 11:38

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  asdafag

  I'm sure it was well-earned

  2021-06-24 09:27

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  Stroke time

  I'm not saying I'm wonder woman I'm just saying no has bo me ever dy and seen wonder woman in the same room together

  2021-06-23 16:39

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  GRAND THEFT AUTOMATIC

  GRAND THEFT AUTOmobile

  2021-06-23 14:22

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  You'd think Windu Mace would have a big aversion of playi...

  Im sorry the correct word was settler

  2021-06-23 10:13

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  old school warfare of stronger countries just bitchslappi...

  When in reality Texas was able to capture the leader of Mexico on their own

  2021-06-23 08:52

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  I may be butthurt, but at least I'm not a dumbass.

  If you think a strained grid is symptom of deregulation, ask yourself: why is it that regulation-laden California has brown-outs so commonly that their occurrence is no longer even newsworthy?

  2021-06-22 11:52

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  I may be butthurt, but at least I'm not a dumbass.

  This isn't Texas-specific. It's been rolled out all across the country and frankly all across the western world. Energy companies, co-ops, and public utilities do that all the time to 'smart' thermostats. Originally it was billed as a green thing

  2021-06-22 11:47

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  Why am I even on YouTube, I am watching people crap on Sh...

  I have no idea what any of this is about. But people have the right to state unpopular opinions as well as popular ones

  2021-06-22 11:23

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