grastiars

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grastiars | 2014-06-30 01:00

arrrg im a pirate

90% 1960

grastiars | 2014-06-30 00:30

bill nye

92% 3036

grastiars | 2013-08-18 13:30

oh my master luke.

93% 1479

grastiars | 2012-11-04 00:00

g

94% 807

grastiars | 2012-11-03 16:00

friend zone level superman

90% 737

grastiars | 2012-10-19 04:00

i made a poo poo

94% 648

grastiars | 2012-10-02 00:00

watt is love. baby dont hertz me

72% 350

grastiars | 2012-09-29 16:00

pedobear

90% 325

grastiars | 2012-09-24 00:00

Uploaded on android phone

Uploaded On Android

78% 264

grastiars | 2012-06-21 01:00

if you know what i mean

94% 515

grastiars | 2012-05-24 13:00

noooo

92% 662

Latest comments

Irony
The issue is that cops need to enforce speed limits or the common trend will be people ignore the limit as there is no consequence to speeding. Plus your vehicle may match a description of one used in another crime so the officer pulled you over to check

2020-04-25 08:23
0
I wish the pubs were back open
Imagine all the people

2020-04-25 08:13
+1
Vietnam Baybee
Every tree a gangsta till the sky starts playing fortunate son

2020-03-09 13:56
+3
I hope Trump gives us some good meme material this year
You need to be an United States citizen to work at SpaceX or NASA and they are very very picky about the foreigners that they do hire. Government regulation on Arms Trading prevents it, as they dont want foreigners having knowledge on how the US makes stuf

2020-03-03 09:29
+2
“my daddy molested me and now I need attention” start...
I'm sorry got distracted by the Desert Eagle. I don't get this meme.

2020-02-05 18:37
+4
Fun Fact
Sup my necromancer dude. Happy new year

2020-02-05 08:29
0
Are you going to eat any more of that [REDACTED]
Don't worry. I understood the meaning of the meme without having the urge to correct people for the littlest things.

2020-02-05 08:20
+3
hopefully cooler heads prevail
You can examine the satellite images yourself. Visibly little damage. Iran backs terrorists that attack Russians as well as Americans. The main reason they support Iran is they share sanctions from EU and NATO countries. We can lift some and weaken that

2020-01-09 08:21
0
hopefully cooler heads prevail
Russia has verbally criticized Iran on many occasions. US and Russia relations would survive. Regardless, Iran failed to damage any valuable assets, and not a single American was killed. So we decided to just sanction them heavier. Ball is in Irans hands

2020-01-09 08:02
+8
bam aids
Huh, I didn't stay in school, and instead I got extra years in the work force allowing me to have a much higher pay rate then those who went to school and college to end up working at the same place as me for less pay and more debt.

2019-12-10 08:31
+29
Taxation is theft
With ingredients that were compensated for with cash, to allow the farmer to purchase fertilizer. In an oven that I once again purchased in fair exchange for the item I took home to allow the company to pay the employee who assembled it. Strange.

2019-12-09 14:26
+14
We can TOTALLY pick-up chicks in a tank. Maybe even 2-3 c...
10/10 would smash through wall with the 1,250 horsepower diesel engine.

2019-12-09 10:36
+24
Sign on bonus
Until you realise that Samuel L Jackson just wanted to be able to see himself in big fight scenes during Ep.2 so he asked for purple.

2019-11-28 10:38
+16
That's a cool cat
Just like the Cincinnati zoo, no gorilla.

2019-11-26 16:32
+8
haha
Because he was doing the right thing and listening to his lawyer

2019-11-13 17:09
+7
Daily routine
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up

2019-11-09 11:13
+4
She was a great show that is awesome
Searching... Searching... Searching... ERROR: Humor not found.

2019-11-06 15:31
+15
Sometimes its better to ask for help
I think its paper/homework and the meme is the dog is refusing to eat the paper. Maybe?

2019-11-04 21:59
+1
Sometimes its better to ask for help
I think it's a dog ate my homework meme? Idk looks like a bone. Could be paper though

2019-11-04 21:58
+3
What a weird place
I don't see anything incredibly weird about this. Seems like OP just lives in a bubble and was forced into the real world at Denny's.

2019-10-25 07:46
+1
Destiny 2 forsaken
Their year 1 sales covered the company for 1 year. DLC was required to keep the company alive

2019-10-24 16:37
+1
Destiny 2 forsaken
Destiny 2 was created for $500 mil. Total destiny 2 sales was 1 billion. Bungie has 2,600 employees with average pay of 60,000 a year. For simplicity name that 200mill. Not to mention taxes, and payment for advertising.

2019-10-24 16:36
+1
Destiny 2 forsaken
Destiny is good on terms of pay. No pay to win, but yearly paid dlc for $30. Which is good in my mind because they have to make a profit some how. Their game is cheap and their dlc is cheap. Gotta pay employees and pay to keep the servers up

2019-10-24 16:07
+3
Yea
Looks like the wrench is attached to an impact socket. Which really makes me wonder why not use an impact gun or breaker bar.

2019-10-12 10:44
+4
How to trigger a liberal..........its a joke not a dick s...
I dont downvote on other people's opinion, or same opinion in this case. I down vote on 5 iq posts.

2019-10-05 10:28
+1
How to trigger a liberal..........its a joke not a dick s...
Just don't think I fully understood what you were saying until now.

2019-10-05 10:26
+1
How to trigger a liberal..........its a joke not a dick s...
It's not blown out of proportion. NFA tax stamp is $200. License to Carry can take upwards of a year to approve, CA close to 2 year. Suggested gun control laws are limiting the amount you have. Along with mental health evaluations and the ATF database

2019-10-05 10:17
+2
How to trigger a liberal..........its a joke not a dick s...
Ya. Guns are made to kill. When a guy starts coming at you with a knife because he is wacked out on heroin looking for money. Go ahead and call 911 and wait 8 minutes for the police.

2019-10-05 10:13
+3
My time has come
Make a Wish foundation. The people that get celebrities to show up to dying kids in the hospital.

2019-09-27 07:41
+4
What's your favorite music Genre?
Downvoted for the cringe you caused me. Well played.

2019-09-23 11:32
+38
Fun Fact
This post died 3 years ago. You couldn't have let it rest in pepperoni?

2019-09-12 20:53
0
Fun Fact
Necromancy is a crime.

2019-09-11 20:54
0
South Dakota
I think it's the internet virgins trying to justify their virginity. It has to be.

2019-09-01 09:41
+5
South Dakota
Movie ticket: $13 Popcorn: $6.25 Condom: $1 Standing at the theater and slowly realizing you were stoodup: Priceless

2019-09-01 09:40
+5
notsorry
Tbh could be worse. There are those who never leave. I don't get it, but for some reason some people are fine with their life being whittled away.

2019-09-01 01:25
+19
He was pretty good
Leave britney alone

2019-08-14 19:00
-3
K

2019-08-13 08:03
+3
viDeO GaMEs caUsE VIolEnCe
@everyone

2019-08-13 07:59
-2
Oh shit it's the ATF
Good ol Grand Thumb

2019-07-27 11:13
+5
Yes!
Then the massacre memes begin

2019-07-22 14:19
+2
Just take the money lol
I mean dont need to be a dick. If you want more for it, just say

2019-07-17 15:29
+11
Just take the money lol
Yo you are selling a TV?

2019-07-17 14:38
+43
Uh oh...
Goldblum has all ready been to Area 51 and kicked alien ass. Does no one remember July 4th 1996? He and Will Smith

2019-07-16 11:27
+4
just sayin
Where Gods die: Halo 2 online

2019-07-03 07:28
+3
I’m obsessed with me and the boys memes tbh
Oh wow. A hot girl on the internet looking to date? Looks like my dreams have come true. MOM I AM MOVING OUT.

2019-06-27 10:44
+4
you dont get shit
No, they met in Vietnam as it is neutral country.

2019-05-23 17:31
+3
Scoffs
Good lad. You sure showed him.

2019-04-29 07:43
+5
C:
He. He created WikiLeaks and has been involved in the unauthorized release of classified documents. He leaked the hacked Hillary Clinton emails, and also there is rape allegations from Sweeden.

2019-04-12 13:24
+5
C:
Doesn't matter if he did or didn't. He was ordered to be extradited to Sweeden, and he hid for 7 years. Now he is arrested sweeden is going to say, that filings happened within statute of limitations, and the defendant hid to avoid arrest.

2019-04-12 11:34
+3
C:
Julian Assange.

2019-04-12 11:28
+5
C:
Charges were never filed. He had hid long enough to outlast the statute of limitations. He hid in the embassy to avoid extradition

2019-04-12 11:25
-6
Presenter accidentally kisses cyclist on the lips
Bruh, wrong meme. Next meme is the lambsauce meme

2019-04-08 22:32
+6
delicious
Time to pity a fool?

2019-03-30 23:55
+2
Poor dogo
He is now some high ranking govenment officials dog. Has title of Vice-Regal Dog

2019-03-30 23:49
+13
Breaders
For the Alliance.

2019-03-04 23:38
+5
oh god no
Might be p30. Defiantly an HK tho.

2019-01-26 16:20
0
(We need to take Constantinople back)
Plus it isn't even on this map

2019-01-26 11:59
+1
oh god no
Usp or vp9/45... can't tell

2019-01-23 06:59
0
Taxation is theft change my mind
You can actually opt out of taxes, however the government forbids you from using any Public Systems that require tax funding.

2019-01-07 21:24
+3
Memoi
Wait there are non furries on memedroid?

2018-12-04 16:27
+3
We speak English here.
You know the company who made the app is based in spain.

2018-11-20 13:19
+4
Snitch
Is this some sort of out of season april fools joke

2018-11-08 21:42
+6
I got this
Probably a hurricane hunter plane. NOAA sends planes into hurricanes all the time

2018-09-16 10:56
+26
Yes
Why does africa gotta be black?!

2018-08-20 07:51
-1
this is bad retoast
Edit: Negate what I said. Prior to edit. Just noticed the arrow for 2 was straight not turning.

2018-08-03 07:45
+2
Anon has sleep paralysis
I shoulda learned to play the guitar.

2018-07-20 07:52
+3
Grandma's
Just like my babushka

2018-06-18 15:27
+8
Not so flat now is it...!!
Im familiar with the bubble, Morty. I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball and a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species is a failure, and I am angry.

2018-06-10 17:48
+5
these guys are crazy
Right? Using 1990s pcs when making fun of 1970 in 2018.

2018-01-27 10:18
+27
Pretty cool
If its not in the archives then it doesn't exist master kenobi

2018-01-19 02:01
+6
MERICA
Then I am glad you enjoy your country. What I love about the US is that we can use traditional law that the country was built upon. I know at the end of the day, my country is ran upon several core moral and social standards set by the men who created it.

2018-01-17 11:15
+4
MERICA
The gun laws in the US vary by state. Hate on trump all you want, but he wants to make a standard across all 50 states. Some states like mine it is next to impossible to get a gun while others you need to be 18 and thats it.

2018-01-17 10:08
+5
MERICA
Well this comes down to the exact differance between socialism and capitalism. Socialism cares about these problems and capitalism doesn't. There is a reason people who want to get rich come here, because the US provides an equal shot to everyone.

2018-01-17 09:57
+5
Fite 4 ur rites
So highly restricted, dependant on which state you are in. Having to remain concealed. Having regulations preventing you from being type, but a minor differance is accepted. Going through federal systems to background check you which can easily be denied.

2018-01-17 09:40
+35
Lol
Didnt even notice Mr. Bean until later

2017-09-20 09:03
+8
It's all his fault
Hurricanes are named A-Z at the start hurricane season. "Oh man why isn't there any Hurricanes that start with L and are 3 letters. Oh wow next storm is gonna be named Lee? Astonishing. I must be psychic."

2017-09-06 12:48
+3
topkek
Okay

2017-09-06 12:25
+4
ultimate squad
Thats Jorah, not Davos

2017-08-16 13:30
+14
American Food is da bomb diggity
Don't hate it till you try it.

2017-08-15 21:05
+10
Americans speak worse english than non-english speakers
Its just a shit meme? Son, do you know how the Meme War One started? It was just a shit meme

2017-08-14 08:44
+14
Americans speak worse english than non-english speakers
Wow, lets blame the victims of a pathetic public education system. Not like we have proportionately underfunded, under managed, and under regulated schools or anything. Must be those lazy Americans who care nothing about anything. Am I right?

2017-08-14 08:41
-16
Na
2/2 high quantities. Resulting in the total inability to process gluten.

2017-08-07 01:10
+80
Na
Raw gluten has been recently used in the past 20-30 years as an additive to many foods that normally would not contain gluten. It is estimated we consume 6x as much as we would have in the 80s and prior. The human body simply can't process it in such 1/2

2017-08-07 01:09
+99
CIA
How how racist of you. Native Americans can make grammatical errors in their sentences, just as much as anyone else.

2017-07-31 12:19
-8
Companys today
They merged. No one owns the other

2017-07-23 15:46
+1
Idk what to put here
Not if I have anything to say about it! *harnesses the power of the upvote*

2017-07-14 20:10
+2
Yes folks this is true
They lived in the parents basement, and used buckets so they didn't wake up her parents.

2017-07-13 07:53
+3
striiipes
This looks like a photo of a printed out Tumblr post that got water on it.

2017-06-27 07:26
+2
Word
Normies, get out. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-06-24 00:20
+1
No more Mr nice wojak
I have never even heard of wojak until now....

2017-06-24 00:14
+2
Word
That is the S from the SS insignia

2017-06-16 11:28
+1
Who let the dogs out
I don't know why you got hated on with downvote. That would be an awkward one.

2017-06-05 01:01
0
Who let the dogs out
Nickelodeon Girls by FilthyFrank

2017-06-05 00:59
0
Make a wish
If I had a quarter for each time I wished I had a quarter. This would be me.

2017-06-05 00:54
+2
UwU
Well i was gonna say something but OP user name says it all.

2017-05-18 12:08
+12
xD
They both were very fruitless.

2017-05-15 08:09
+10
borkBorkBork
Updog

2017-04-20 12:17
+1
Pretty much
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/04/15/asia/afghanistan-isis-moab-strike/index.html you could also just google it

2017-04-17 22:51
+1
Glitch in the Simpsons Matrix
The Synths prep for take over.

2017-04-16 15:26
+2
Obama lovers rage ITT
Rah

2017-04-14 17:40
0

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Memes seen
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Memes rated
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Comments
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Average comment rating
72%
Comments rated
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App shares
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Hits on shared links
13
Memes published
11
Average upload rating
91%
Best weekly ranking position
670
Times in weekly ranking top 100
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