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  I choose life

  Climbing up is easy, it's climbing down that's more difficult.

  2023-01-09 13:37

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  Engineer

  Hello! It's been a while since I used this app. How's things been recently?

  2023-01-03 06:47

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  One can hope

  I can't believe I just got emotional and happy from a sentence that's most likely never gonna come true...

  2022-02-17 23:41

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  Look at the puppers!

  Or we're not men... Maybe we're super-men

  2022-02-17 23:37

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  noice

  Getting the girlfriend part is kinda the wildcard. I'd press but only after getting a girlfriend by myself.

  2022-02-17 23:28

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  meem

  Do you reckon if there's a 'Brown Lives Matter' movement, it'd piss off 'Black Lives Matter' crowd

  2022-02-17 17:46

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  Title

  Frick? You can just say fuck if that's what you mean. It's like trying to be a badass but not having the guts to follow through. Makes him sound lame as fuck.

  2022-02-15 05:43

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  Yes

  *ssssomething *sssay

  2022-01-10 13:03

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  The seven deadly sins are coming to save me

  Finished season 2 a few days back, but ended up bingeing Overlord right after. Now I'm worried coz Ainz would definitely not bother saving me.

  2021-09-23 13:17

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  Oof

  The best kind of true!

  2021-09-18 08:02

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  Brenda was a bird

  "an avid collector of dust"

  2021-09-11 01:37

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  I get my memes from my lil bro

  Flip the numbers for "Nice" - South Park fan

  2021-09-11 01:35

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  meme

  The one-eyed snake called cokbra

  2021-09-11 01:31

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  Hell yeah

  Didn't Akatsuki want the nine-tailed fox from Naruto which would cause him to die??? Can't see how that could end any other way

  2021-09-11 01:15

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  Basically wat overlord is all about

  Sasuga Ainz-sama!

  2021-08-26 02:15

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  insert

  Breaking news: Grinch is Eminem's father

  2021-08-22 07:25

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  I'm a libra. Guess I'll die.

  Sounds badass

  2021-08-19 19:31

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  Too close to home...

  29 in Oct and the rot is real, mentally and emotionally at the least

  2021-08-19 12:10

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  awwww

  Nana-nana, nana-nana, BATCAT!

  2021-08-19 03:39

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  life is a hoe ass nigga

  Are you saying I can blame my parents for my lack of confidence and self-esteem?

  2021-08-19 00:13

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  Good luck!

  Back in my 10th grade, a girl showed up for history finals after preparing for chemistry coz she mistook the schedule. She literally didn't study for the exam. Poor girl was crying

  2021-08-18 11:33

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  Your heart knows best

  My heart tells me I should die coz my life is shit and causes problems for others

  2021-08-18 10:01

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  Bipolar Threesome

  Me with DID having an orgy

  2021-08-18 04:51

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  I just want the happy brain chemicals

  So, all that work for a slim chance at being satisfied with being born. Sounds like being born is more for someone else's amusement than our own. Such a bad deal

  2021-08-18 02:07

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  Oh dear God

  Frankenstein's monster of 'Cars' world...

  2021-08-18 01:58

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  Mwahahaha

  I'm usually a 2 pillow man, but sometimes at night I just remove one and it still feels great! I freaking love sleeping!

  2021-08-16 11:49

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  based trannyfag

  Shame. My friend is gonna be *sniff* devestated. *sniff* There might even be tears involved

  2021-08-16 08:30

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  Yes

  And one thing she's definitely not is shy. Kinda hard to imagine her being submissive like that

  2021-08-16 04:04

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  title

  Quiet exceptional

  2021-08-16 01:31

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  Shrojack was just a warning

  What is all this 'was' stuff?? Adventure Time IS a great show... I'm even in semi-denial about its cancellation

  2021-08-15 09:45

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  GreenText

  TIL: Evidently, I'm an emotionally unstable bullet, except I think I'd be more of a grenade. The only thing I am relieved about is I'm stuck all alone with no one who'd suffer coz of me. Silver lining

  2021-08-15 09:10

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  From the king of the hill fan group

  Child marriage is totally uncool

  2021-08-15 08:37

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  Count Dankula

  What about us in the upside down?

  2021-08-14 01:39

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  Le Tits

  Le tits now

  2021-08-13 21:39

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  You're about to get the ducking of a lifetime

  Those bastards I don't even barely make a ton of pollution a month yet I have to suffer coz of it

  2021-08-13 21:23

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  Rice

  Food one

  2021-08-13 20:39

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  Naughty ghosts

  I thought Daphne was hot as a kid... I realized much later Velma's the hidden beauty... Not to even mention why I'd shag Shaggy

  2021-08-13 09:07

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  You're about to get the ducking of a lifetime

  Drink water? Eat food?? Do you think I'm made of money?! I say breathing and sleeping are privileges wasted on someone like me

  2021-08-13 07:59

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  meme

  Of course as Bethoven's 9th Symphony takes about 70 mins

  2021-08-12 02:07

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  I know I can

  I have to say 'Dick Funk' sounds like a chad name

  2021-08-10 21:14

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  He is a freakin genius!!!

  Wow, you've seriously far back in the past. Hope you're enjoying the memes tho.

  2021-08-10 18:18

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  We can do ott

  And so far, I'm failing

  2021-08-10 18:11

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  Minecraft before Minecraft now

  Minecraft noob here. Does older version refer to Java edition? I want to get myself the game but don't know what edition to buy and can use some help choosing. Thanks in advance.

  2021-08-10 17:04

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  Get down

  Holy shit mate

  2021-08-09 07:44

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  Bylat

  Man drives a hard bargain...

  2021-08-09 07:34

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  yeah right

  Don't tell me how to live my life, which should last about 10 more mins

  2021-08-09 07:24

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  Sigh

  I had gotten into BL3 for the past 3ish months and racked over 1k hours before finally getting bored of doing it all. It was a lot of fun while it lasted.

  2021-08-09 07:15

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  Hmm

  Lol getting water spilled on you to become Aquaman

  2021-08-09 07:02

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  Moves

  But not the big, horizontal kind. THAT is the sign of serial killers, especially if there's a van involved.

  2021-08-09 06:54

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  nice cock y'all, no homo :chad:

  Haha, sorry mate. Meant no offence. Thought it'd be funny

  2021-08-07 20:17

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  Please, they are annoying

  Lol I miss the old memedroid who'd band together to go invade Insta just to ruin his IG like he's ruining our app. I believe he's here to try to recruit more followers for his IG so go there and report everything he posts to give him a hard time

  2021-08-07 20:08

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  nice cock y'all, no homo :chad:

  Woah dude, that's like a good point or something... I just thought maybe looking at another penis would help to compare and see if there are any problems

  2021-08-07 19:58

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  Yep

  They probably mean the electric system like a vibrator or the vacuum

  2021-08-07 19:54

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  Darth Seeders

  Adding to your point, piracy lets you get hold of any content desired. Netflix doesn't have all the movies and shows on it so it's be much more expensive to try and subscribe to every service to get access to whatever you feel like watching...

  2021-08-07 19:46

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  nice cock y'all, no homo :chad:

  Neither do I coz I'm not a doctor. Probably that's why you should go see one

  2021-08-07 19:38

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  It looks desperate if you change your statement so abruptly. Just start laughing and say "Got'em"

  2021-08-07 09:30

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  I prefer cooked meat

  You're right, but technically the meme is also right...

  2021-08-07 04:23

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  table

  And kinda drunk

  2021-08-07 01:17

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  Wholesome lesson

  Are you saying I need to burn people who stayed out all night? I've been doing it all wrong all these years

  2021-08-05 22:54

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  Lawful Evil

  You monsters

  2021-08-05 04:37

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  couldn't believe that oxygen did this

  Well color me radioactive coz I thought it was HILrIOS Sorry, couldn't come up with an accurate spelling

  2021-08-04 15:55

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  Lifehack

  The best kind of right there is

  2021-08-04 02:04

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  I don't pull the lever

  So, not pull the lever then. Don't blame you. I'd rather walk away after pulling the lever though.

  2021-08-03 15:08

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  NOT THAT TRAIN

  Hang onto your seat, mate. Things are gonna get wild

  2021-08-01 00:08

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  Lemonade

  Real question is will it burn my house down? Coz I didn't give Cave Johnson the lemons. Take it up with life, man

  2021-07-30 23:27

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  Cute!

  He's just double checking his profile data is on point

  2021-07-30 23:16

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  MMOs be like

  How does she save-quit to reset the farm?

  2021-07-30 23:06

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  Women

  That's some solid advice mate. I can unfortunately say from experience that it's on point. Just gotta be cool and try not to depend too much on others or have unrealistic expectations about relationship and you'll be fine

  2021-07-30 08:54

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  Salty

  Why not both?

  2021-07-29 03:34

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  Nice

  Wake me up before you go inside September

  2021-07-29 03:16

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  Le workout

  Either way, I'd be terrified of having my brain poked at for sure. You seem to be in great spirit regardless. Good on ya mate

  2021-07-28 05:21

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  Le workout

  That's fascinating. I'm not really familiar with medical field but I do understand that working with the brain is one of the most difficult profession in existence. Is the procedure you're going through for your medical reasons or for research?

  2021-07-28 05:19

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  I only see it 1 way lol. I’ve been ruined

  Anal bum cover

  2021-07-28 00:27

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  Le workout

  May I ask why you must visit multiple neurologists? Don't mean to intrude, just letting you know you've got listeners if you need to talk

  2021-07-27 03:29

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  Do this i dare you

  Are you sure it was a large rectangle and not a bunch of smaller pieces that needed to be assembled to make a large rectangle

  2021-07-27 03:24

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  Friendly Reminder

  Gearbox had a decent development and support teams

  2021-07-24 07:44

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  bogos binted?

  Besides, I've used this app for almost 9 years but have only been to the website maybe 2-3 times. No reason for it, I just love the app P.S. For anyone still looking, link referees to his called "bogos binted?" by channel Landy.

  2021-07-24 07:34

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  bogos binted?

  Haha, I figured that's what you meant when I read the first comment. It's easy enough to use the browser but won't you agree it'd save some time if the video's title was posted instead of the link as it'd save a few steps while looking it up?

  2021-07-24 07:32

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  We live in a society

  Is it just me or the cool water from the fridge taste weird? If it's not just me, I'll leave it to the science side of memedroid to explain why.

  2021-07-24 06:51

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  bogos binted?

  I believe what everyone meant is you cannot copy messages in-app. You'd have to manually type the link(either write it down or memorize it) into browsers. It's doable but inefficient, hence the complains. Hope that clears up the misunderstanding

  2021-07-24 06:45

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  Smack* stop that

  But they are already in the stew

  2021-07-21 22:12

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  He carries his spirit horse with him.

  I am a horse who runs from glob with wind at my back and the devil on my shoulder...

  2021-07-21 09:47

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  This is my best dad joke

  Good thing she didn't say September 6th

  2021-07-21 09:40

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  People who don't care what other people put on their pizza

  I'll forever miss and reminiscent about the time when pizza hut in Australia had a pizza called "Four Cheese" pizza. It had mozzarella, parmesan, feta, and one more I never really found out. It was my favourite pizza but they removed it from menu

  2021-07-20 14:10

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  Trippin

  Am I tripping after looking at this meme and while typing this comment?

  2021-07-19 00:12

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  I'll help you unlock the best achievement of all, getting...

  Or borderlands games cause the elitists on those usually enjoy soloing group content without much trouble while casual players get to enjoy the loot that follows without stress. Talking about BL3 from experience

  2021-07-18 07:08

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  Epic

  Lol dogs aren't like these. I bet they'd be like "you're the goodest boy too" and "so am I" and so on... Coz they are goodest boys!

  2021-07-16 20:50

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  me playing stellaris

  I play dead for fun

  2021-07-14 21:35

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  just a title

  When you've been thinking about pleasing others so they won't harass you so early on through life that you don't have a personality

  2021-07-14 05:10

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  Leave it to the professionals

  I'm watching this without sound, and the only thing I can imagine @title referring to is how the lady at the back (very) discreetly scratches her nether region. Very professional

  2021-07-11 03:52

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  drugs

  To me, he seems like a normal, horny teenager. It's the others who seem weird. I mean what kind of teenage boy likes baking cakes for fun.

  2021-07-09 18:17

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  ITS TIME TO STOP

  Hmm, I doubt going backwards is gonna fix the problem tho. Why not use science and technology to find better alternatives to fix climate change issues instead of making a mockery of them. Just my two cents...

  2021-07-09 18:10

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  weed story

  It's weird how weed always goes missing. It's totally not like I smoked a bunch of it

  2021-07-09 18:07

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  Le you can do it

  Thank you, haven't had the courage to open a bible in a long time and getting to read a verse feels better than expected.

  2021-07-07 00:11

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  Like always....

  Ahh, I respect them for adopting an older baby

  2021-06-30 15:09

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  Hello Fan

  What are you talking about? No way that makes sense. I mean Tony died after killing Thanos. How can he be with Captain America?? No way Captain would be in hell

  2021-06-30 15:07

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  no tittle

  I like this meme. Coders don't get enough attention for all the little Easter eggs they put into their work.

  2021-06-26 03:08

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  Lets rock

  Doctor House

  2021-06-23 12:36

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  been playing half my life and I will only stop when TES: ...

  It's funnier when you imagine improper way of playing is following the quests and proper way is scaling the steep face of mountain on horseback

  2021-06-23 12:33

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  nooo I don’t wanna

  It basically means the baby is dead when it's delivered. It's a blessing to not have to know what it means.

  2021-06-19 04:31

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