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  White night

  You sure?

  2021-05-26 02:33

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  I thought this was normal when I was a kid.

  Fuck you

  2021-05-26 02:32

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  US military is doomed

  That's only funny cuz my wife teaches Chinese people how to speak English

  2021-05-26 02:32

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  Prison

  The one on the right looks a dismembered baboon with its head in the corner and the one on the left looks like cow shit

  2021-03-01 22:55

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  We use anything we van to avoid the metric system

  The works smallest man

  2021-02-26 23:20

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  Always a pleasant surprise

  It's all just 2 pair phone line. Now see what happens when hit a fiber optics cable!

  2021-02-20 00:52

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  title

  My dog did that. Sorry.

  2021-01-18 18:30

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  Majestic

  Wtf, I need their contact info because my wife patented that idea last year

  2021-01-05 23:19

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  maf sensor?

  Blinker fluid is clearly low

  2021-01-05 02:51

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  Drugs!

  Saturday night live had that idea in the early 90's

  2021-01-05 01:18

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  Recipes please

  I use a fork and knife and usually a little Heinz 57 sauce

  2020-12-01 22:17

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  What an interesting exam question: let me ponder this

  Mr perfect

  2020-11-29 21:23

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  Boss

  Seriously, Clit Eastwood?

  2020-11-28 22:32

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  Le wheelchair

  Olympic steroid consumer?

  2020-11-23 22:43

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  Neh

  Have we been riding horses wrong this whole time?

  2020-11-23 22:42

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  Lockdown

  That's me driving home from the mailbox.

  2020-11-23 22:19

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  How I imagined myself in an apocalypse vs reality

  Nah, I pretty much nailed it.

  2020-11-23 22:15

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  Same qualities

  There's 5 opossums and 1 cat eating bird food together?

  2020-11-21 21:45

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  the sun never sets on the British empire still badass sta...

  They just want us to think that

  2020-11-21 16:30

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  thx

  I think that tweet totally happened in 1940 whatever the fuck it was. Like total truth

  2020-11-21 16:29

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  Bumpy Frog Legs

  I think it should be physically castrated.

  2020-11-20 16:48

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  My aminals are aliems....

  You clearly opened a portal

  2020-11-07 00:58

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  No one reads these anyway

  Only if you scream MURDER HORNETS!

  2020-10-31 16:10

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  What the shit is a title?

  Balls

  2020-10-29 00:03

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  Behold.. aerodynamics meme

  Lobsters are very aerodynamic, your just got to put them in the wind tunnel backwards

  2020-10-22 22:03

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  Insert Title

  My German Shepard came home with a dirt bikers suit one day. I was like holy shit, bad dog, next time bring the dirt bike!

  2020-10-22 21:58

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  Computer engineer

  Bet you money it works

  2020-10-22 19:14

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  You don't have to outrun the bear

  Are you sure it wasn't a 35mm

  2020-10-20 23:43

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  Title

  I ain't no snitch

  2020-10-15 19:54

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  Insert

  That's why you never gamble with an Asian

  2020-10-14 14:52

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  Burn....

  I see a depressed bear

  2020-10-11 23:22

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  Please enter a valid title, with a length between 1 and 2...

  That dude is solid!

  2020-10-09 19:29

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  Japan...Ichiban

  If only it was cocaine

  2020-10-09 18:47

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  Not a meme

  The original flash drive

  2020-10-04 16:36

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  I will wait

  Dead Kennedy's

  2020-10-04 16:16

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  Real niqqa job

  So did you get the job?

  2020-10-02 20:02

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  hydraulic explosion

  Why the fuck did they run that way!

  2020-09-30 15:29

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  There you go children....

  TIRE!

  2020-09-29 14:57

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  SKA BOOM

  He's gonna be ok right?

  2020-09-27 20:55

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  Wtf

  Where do you get a pet penguin

  2020-09-16 21:57

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  Title

  The duck looks just as pissed as the owl

  2020-09-16 21:57

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  Title

  So is it the ugly owling?

  2020-09-16 21:56

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  Murica

  We nuked them

  2020-09-16 21:53

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  True story

  Wait, wtf did you say

  2020-09-03 21:33

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  True story

  It's the same picture

  2020-09-03 21:33

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  Hehe

  I can think of worse things to fall for. Maybe bring a Peruvian baby or something

  2020-08-28 19:22

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  Cool

  Shut up and take my money

  2020-08-20 09:33

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  fedex

  Must be from Wish.

  2020-08-18 14:32

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  One of the biggest captures

  What did he do? Eat all the goats?

  2020-08-17 15:29

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  That's even more cute

  I think they are just getting ready to high five each other

  2020-08-14 13:01

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  Ha

  I saw my friends older brother grab a running lawn mower out of their moms hands as she was mowing the lawn and throw it at him.

  2020-08-11 23:03

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  Good times

  That's a fleshlight that outgrew it's shell

  2020-08-11 15:38

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  oh boi

  Do not run!!!!!

  2020-08-07 14:47

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  oh boi

  I'm pretty sure it's "oh fuck"

  2020-08-07 14:46

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  One looks like shrek himself....

  Amish Mafia

  2020-08-07 14:42

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  Any thing is possible in Australia....

  We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you.

  2020-08-07 14:41

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  Im thinking of committing crimes just to experience this.

  When I'm in that situation I'm probably going to jail anyway so WTF!

  2020-08-04 17:33

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  What

  What is a tever? Anyone?

  2020-07-29 18:57

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  Well, fuck

  That's where every fucking cyclist in the world should ride they're fucking velocipedes

  2020-07-29 18:51

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  Balls organized; mission unlocked.

  Uhh, hmmm, well, hmmm

  2020-07-29 18:50

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  Wait what

  Nerd power is beyond us mere mortals

  2020-07-29 18:49

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  how is she levitating?

  See who in what pic, I see a chick floating on a bush

  2020-07-29 18:47

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  Justice

  Talk about the one drop stop

  2020-07-29 18:09

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  Finally some smart people

  They are there. A helicopter flys over once a year just to make sure they still shoot arrows at it.

  2020-07-28 14:33

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  LikeGeorgeFloyd

  If all money was in prime numbers just imagine how big or brains would be just from trying to make change

  2020-07-28 14:10

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  LikeGeorgeFloyd

  I think all money should be in prime number denominations

  2020-07-28 14:09

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  Doubt

  The universe is nothing but those cardboard circles they put under frozen pizza that you forget half the time and fuck up your frozen pizza in the oven.

  2020-07-27 17:00

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  Ha

  What else is in the picture?

  2020-07-27 16:52

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  That idea is painful....

  I guess you've never rode in a train

  2020-07-25 15:52

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  Poopy Rey

  Did the clothes expand like a tattoo when you get fat?

  2020-07-19 12:29

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  Transferable Skills?

  It's close but not most

  2020-07-16 14:55

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  Supplies Needed

  Hand?

  2020-07-16 14:50

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  press x to doubt

  I'm pretty sure they got the scale a little wrong in both pictures

  2020-07-15 13:09

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  How Good Is Your Eye Sight

  I just see a frog eating people

  2020-07-11 14:54

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  Why are we not funding this???

  Shut up and take my money

  2020-07-10 19:40

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  Got me

  That last one got me

  2020-07-09 14:26

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  Not All Heroes Wear Capes

  I counted twice and it's missing 1.

  2020-07-09 14:25

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  Say hi to mash potato

  Hi mashed potato. What the fuck are you?

  2020-07-08 13:36

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  is this a repost?

  Give that boy a scholarship

  2020-07-07 23:05

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  It's big brain time

  Nope

  2020-07-04 13:58

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  they had us in the first half not gonna lie

  The bear looks like it's fearing for its life

  2020-07-04 13:38

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  AT-AT

  Uh. . . That's like saying Epstein killed himself kinda exactly an at-at

  2020-07-03 19:11

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  Yup

  Like every cat ever, and some Chihuahuas.

  2020-06-30 19:58

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  Sneak 100

  Carlos Hathcock, the book is called one shot one kill. He volunteered. Very humble man. My uncle new him personally.

  2020-06-28 09:33

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  Sneak 100

  And he used a regular old hunting rifle

  2020-06-28 09:31

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  What about crocs..

  There will be all of these skinny, toothless Gators trying to steal copper all over.

  2020-06-28 09:25

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  What about crocs..

  At least they won't have an appetite

  2020-06-28 09:24

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  I’m Batman

  That's clearly not a real bat

  2020-06-28 09:20

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  A man can dream...

  Shut off the water and put that back

  2020-06-27 14:55

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  Lobster master race

  No shit

  2020-06-26 14:01

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  Insert

  That's an Olympic curling team

  2020-06-25 15:39

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  I'll be buyin hoes aparantly

  Kangaroos

  2020-06-23 13:20

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  Ice cream

  She looks good with a beard

  2020-06-23 13:10

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  Blm

  I thought BLM was a federal land management agency

  2020-06-19 13:23

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  Nope the f outta here

  I have a friend that lived in Australia. He said there were 2 living on the ceiling and every day they would be closer to each other. Then one day there was only one and no one asked any questions

  2020-06-19 13:18

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  Dang

  He meant well, but my wife wants to know where I can buy her a pair? Anyone know?

  2020-06-17 22:53

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  the dog really do be walking on water doe

  Still pic of the year

  2020-06-15 14:59

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  This guy is funny

  Thank you, my nephew works next door, I'll let him know. That's classic

  2020-06-10 00:34

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  Firearms are neat

  The little girls having fun with that MP-5

  2020-06-08 14:14

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  Goody

  It's gonna be horrible

  2020-06-08 14:03

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