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  Can anyone relate?

  My problem is when my friends come play a game they own on a different console with me and act like the controllers are entirely different.

  2017-03-10 21:01

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  Sniper

  I mean, obviously. Why else point out so early that his healing factor is failing?

  2017-03-02 23:22

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  "and I think it's gonna be a long, long time..."

  That is what the media calls him after he talks about only allowing himself to be payed middle manager's salary to ensure he can pay all his employees equally.

  2016-08-29 18:21

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  Interesting Power

  It's all good man, I just like sharing the knowledge! Have a wonderful day!

  2016-08-26 23:17

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  "and I think it's gonna be a long, long time..."

  Poor Man's Tony Stark!

  2016-08-26 23:15

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  Interesting Power

  Black Knight is a title passed down since medieval England in Marvel Comics. The current holder of the title just happens to have been born in America.

  2016-08-26 14:42

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  I Feel Misled...

  I try, I'm just excited I was able to get a little joke I sent to a friend published for more people to enjoy!

  2016-08-26 02:04

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  I Feel Misled...

  What kind do you like? I can try and make a meme with that kind too!

  2016-08-25 23:24

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  I Feel Misled...

  OP learned not to waste perfectly good soda!

  2016-08-25 23:05

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  Fuck me

  Well...shit.

  2016-08-24 23:15

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  Love it

  Fuck. I'm am idiot.

  2016-08-24 23:13

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  What is yours?

  Ongesaru

  2016-05-19 22:29

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  3 comment has 666 superfluous nipples

  "My friend and me" is correct. Sometimes "and me" is better than "and I". The trick is to remove the other person to see if it makes sense. "Please don't kill I" or "Please don't kill me"?

  2016-04-20 00:14

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  Oh.. Sorry mom

  The hymen being broken actually doesn't mean virgin. It's not suppose to break; some women can go their entire lives without it breaking, even with an active sex life.

  2016-03-08 22:53

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  Black Science Man

  My favorite thing about these arguments is that eventually both sides just become cyclical and equally outlandish. Either an unknowable all powerful being created everything or that everything just came from nothing by random chance.

  2015-09-17 20:47

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  Ahah apparently you can never be to careful

  Isn't a bomb attached to a rocket a missile?

  2015-09-17 20:33

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  Hi

  I believe, don't quote me as it could have changed with the new 52, that Power Girl and Supergirl are the same person from two alternate realities. Power Girl was trapped in the same one as Supergirl when her's got destroyed.

  2015-09-08 13:06

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  Who's your favorite super heroine?

  No, this actually is Scott Lang.

  2015-08-29 23:49

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  Lol

  This is completely backwards in my life. Every girl I know is messy and the guys keep clean.

  2015-08-24 23:38

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  Noooooooo

  I appreciate the sarcasm more than I can express.

  2015-08-16 21:47

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  Aaaaand shit.

  You're a little shit. Not leaving any for the rest of us.

  2015-06-18 00:58

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  Easy mode, drink Budweiser. Hard mode, drink Jack Daniels

  The Sharknado movies could be lethal with this game...

  2015-06-17 23:56

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  Something that starts with S". Fuck me... ---- What was y...

  "Her candle burned out"

  2015-05-12 13:35

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  joker is a beast

  Does it bother anyone else that the last quote isn't from Heath Ledger's version of the Joker?

  2015-04-27 17:18

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  Wizard101 not even mad

  Sims 4. So long as the player isn't a monster I should be fine!

  2015-04-27 17:00

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  This explains child hood obesity

  Agreed, an entire 1.69 oz. bag of plain M&M's is about 230 calories. So unless you, for some strange reason, don't burn absolutely any calories from walking...

  2015-04-18 03:08

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  Oh yea

  I had no idea this was actually a thing that other people did.

  2015-04-15 22:50

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  awesome butt

  Why do they need to wait? Its not like they had sex on screen, they're just a couple. Big deal

  2015-02-17 18:17

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  Et tu, Canada?

  2015-02-15 21:27

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  .

  One of my best friends is Mormon, he's a motherfucker with arguing. He argues just to argue.

  2015-02-14 18:19

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  Singing with accents

  Was gonna say the same thing, then saw the "more comments" button.

  2015-02-14 01:28

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  My life is a lie

  As can I

  2015-02-08 20:54

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  Drop it like it's hot

  Always Look on the Bright Side of Life -Monty Python.

  2015-02-02 23:36

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  Title was adopted

  My friend is pretty much at 5-7 everyday of the year.

  2015-02-01 00:04

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  Destiny?

  I kinda see Batman in the cup.

  2015-01-25 18:04

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  Simon says...

  This makes me laugh every time.

  2015-01-19 15:03

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  A cigarette lighter coral, A CIGARETTE LIGHTER !!

  God-damnit this took me way to long to figure out!

  2015-01-19 14:37

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  Money> happiness

  The room is empty, but am I allowed to bring things to work? Like a book?

  2015-01-06 13:28

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  Tell me

  Taylor Swift, Lara Croft and Bilbo Baggins.

  2015-01-06 12:28

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  Mikarinkushimoto

  Tamojikato!

  2015-01-06 12:21

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  DID I DUCKING STUTTER

  I think they actually did confirm it on Twitter.

  2014-12-26 12:38

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  Mark Gungor

  I heard this explained except as waffles and pancakes. As in syrup on a waffle goes into the little depressions, where as on a waffle it goes everywhere.

  2014-12-14 20:09

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  real improvement

  I think it really looks like Nathan Fillion.

  2014-12-11 20:11

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  gtfo!!!

  I was thinking the same thing.

  2014-12-05 11:55

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  Its a....?

  They aren't the ones I'm looking for.

  2014-11-30 21:24

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  The Simpsons depicts every job ever

  I've had people make me move things from separate bags into one bag, just to have me put them back when they realized the bag was to heavy.

  2014-11-27 23:23

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  Oh snap!

  Rats make awesome pets! They're very loving and intelligent. Like tiny dogs.

  2014-11-11 00:06

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  Proceeds to scratch ankle :P

  Oh my god, for some reason I thought her hand was bloody gashes on her ankle... I really need to sleep.

  2014-10-20 00:33

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  Carol the bad@ss

  I don't know why but I can't stand Carol.

  2014-10-18 21:32

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  ...

  Now I can't read this without imagining John Goodman's voice...

  2014-10-06 00:08

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  I think that'd be the best gf ever!!

  I would have proposed!

  2014-09-28 22:41

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  He also didn't speak of chicken nuggets

  

  2014-09-28 21:07

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  Wincoln

  Why did this make me laugh so much?

  2014-09-17 19:11

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  Well, technically he's right. They aren't part of the "cinematic" universe that contains The Avengers and other such films.

  2014-08-16 20:26

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  Last comment gets out of the friend zone

  Haha I just watched that episode a few days ago on Netflix

  2014-07-12 02:11

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  Oh my

  ^ Clone High

  2014-07-04 22:05

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  This is something.

  "And so Toad brought forth the dawn of a new era in the Mushroom Kingdom, an era where old heroes became obsolete"

  2014-06-23 02:50

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  my mom said no sorry.

  "Haha sucks"

  2014-06-14 16:40

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  amid?

  I showed this to my friend Andrea.

  2014-05-29 18:33

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  Le title is a title

  I wonder if he will use his power to communicate with fish?

  2014-05-28 17:05

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  Poor guy

  Because I'm unattractive.

  2014-05-22 16:50

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  i got minecraft. how screwed are you?(@-@)(¤_¤)

  Titanfall

  2014-05-22 16:40

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  Nemo, wake up. He's sleeping.

  X-23!

  2014-04-23 14:18

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  Long read but worth it.

  That's awesome

  2014-04-21 22:07

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  I cant remember lol

  How I Met Your Mother

  2014-03-31 20:23

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  title

  I like the animated Doctor.

  2014-03-26 23:33

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