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  o o f

  The sad thing is, a larger portion of the fans wanted spring trap from fnaf and despite the obvious teasers, still refused to believe it was hell raiser and said the he was boring and shit and there's nothing scary about him.

  2021-08-26 19:16

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  Differentiate

  I used to have a crush on 2012 version of the snake. Just gave me for energy, but so did Cole so.

  2021-08-26 19:13

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  cockasauros

  I actually want these, where can I find them?

  2021-08-26 19:01

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  thank god

  We also gave you James Corden. Keep him, we don't want him back.

  2021-06-22 02:55

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  Ijj

  This was me trying to do my after effects project on my PC. My 16gb of ram still couldn't handle it. Fuck Adobe.

  2021-06-16 03:29

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  British guy from those TV shows

  Oh hell yeah, and Simon Cowell has a pretty big part in it. He's a dick. I don't know why I'm being booed because it's true. He gives me asshole energy

  2021-06-10 16:30

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  British guy from those TV shows

  A-are you implying Simon Cowell is gay? He's a raging hetrosexual who's probably a racist too. He's scary.

  2021-06-10 12:52

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  Hot cross buns

  Tree trunks is dead.

  2021-06-10 02:30

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  Dang im sorry for the watermark

  I love The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. It felt short for 3 seasons.

  2021-06-10 02:28

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  It's a miss input, miss input.

  Bread? I would like some bread.

  2021-06-07 19:07

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  Works every time

  Why the fuck y'all got troom troom at a petrol station

  2021-06-06 04:14

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  Left liberals be like

  I forgot the comma, I'm sorry. If they're saying that it's wrong, it's gotta be wrong.

  2021-06-04 05:37

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  Left liberals be like

  And he/she was a damn Olympian. If they're saying that's it's wrong it's gotta be wrong.

  2021-06-04 05:03

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  Insert

  I was walking through town and I saw a girl maskless stop right front of a guy, sneeze in his face, say sorry and run off. He looked horrified.

  2021-06-03 17:49

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  McGinty mining Munising multivitamins

  They've had these out for a few years. They've aged like milk. Surprised there's no black skittles.

  2021-06-03 10:09

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  Cyclists be like

  I went past two cyclists blocking the road as they were side by side in the middle talking and moving slowly, so I honked them for being assholes and holding up traffic. I then got stopped a red light and when they caught up to me I got the dirtiest look.

  2021-06-03 09:41

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  It is coming

  How does Samsung Sam work? Is she an advertisement or is she like Ene from Mekakucity Actors and the Kagerou project.

  2021-06-03 09:05

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  Insert vids

  Its' nail got caught in his jeans I think and it was in pain.

  2021-06-03 02:56

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  Insert idiot

  Yikes. They must have been going at some speed.

  2021-05-31 18:01

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  no more white Obama

  White Obama is hot.

  2021-05-30 14:45

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  Insert vehicular manslaughter

  She looks pretty but generic.

  2021-05-29 17:37

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  Meme

  I were smacked as a child when I misbehaved and I would do the same to my children if they misbehave. I'm not a drone and it's taught me respect. I wouldn't beat them, but they'd get a right smack if they did do anything they shouldn't.

  2021-05-29 04:33

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  Barn finding

  That's gonna be one dusty ass car

  2021-05-28 05:16

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  In, out

  They're now paper in the UK

  2021-05-27 07:05

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  I thought this was normal when I was a kid.

  I thought this only happens cause my eye sight is shite

  2021-05-25 14:14

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  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  Fuck. I'm sorry. I'm uneducated. I've never seen a toad before. Are they more square?

  2021-05-25 14:11

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  WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  Misread your profile. Thought you were going to put your dick in the frog.

  2021-05-25 13:48

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  america pretty goddamn trash rn

  Plus it may have cost the manufacturer more than 100 pennies to make them, so they have to make a profit.

  2021-05-24 10:47

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  Animal owners

  My childhood cat was a dick, he hated me but when I fell asleep, he'd use me as a human hot water bottle. And he'd sit in potholes in the road and piss off drivers. I'd have to shoo him out of the road.

  2021-05-24 05:47

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  Should've done this years ago

  Nails are fucking expensive $56 dollars or £40 or more depending on what you want. And they only last two to four weeks. I'll paint mine thanks.

  2021-05-24 02:46

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  Hello bitch

  Politically, Europe despises us. When it comes to the Eurovision, we buy our way into the finals and don't even try so no wonder everyone hates us. Brexit definitely didn't help this year.

  2021-05-23 17:15

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  Is his weenor small or invisible????

  Damn, when he was invisible he gave me hot energy. I'm repulsed. He's ginger too.

  2021-05-23 16:55

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  Hello bitch

  This a Eurovision meme? Sad to see the UK get 0, but honestly James was shite and we pissed off the entirety of Europe so fair enough. Don't know why Germany scored so low though.

  2021-05-23 16:52

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  Mario Puzsi

  You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.

  2021-05-23 03:21

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  So True!!!

  I just got flash backs to the Russelling of jimmies days on memedroid. I miss those times.

  2021-05-22 02:56

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  What A Time To Be Alive!

  I've been trying so hard to get it. I'm on 79% and have been for ages.

  2021-05-21 12:39

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  ouch

  I thought it said Greek feet and that is also true, Greek feet are also one of the biggest fails in history. Put your big toes away.

  2021-05-21 06:34

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  bonkers

  We didn't want them either. They should have gone to the moon or something.

  2021-05-20 11:48

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  Don't worry he's probably fine.

  Was gonna say, if that didn't kill it it probably fucked it's hearing or did some physical damage.

  2021-05-20 11:40

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  Don't worry he's probably fine.

  Did it die or was that just shock?

  2021-05-20 11:35

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  Peter Griffin -

  If the episode becomes a rerun, does it become a repost?

  2021-05-20 03:10

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  Very small, actually

  I like this meme, very smart. Well done OP.

  2021-05-20 03:07

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  i didnt post a couple memes because it didnt have my curs...

  I miss being a child and smacking my bakugan against the radiator so it would pop out.

  2021-05-20 03:05

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  God dammit

  It's now a Thursday at 6am and I gotta go to work.

  2021-05-20 00:56

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  End my misery. Please

  Big brain moment

  2021-05-19 09:34

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  He fly

  It's Sh Boom Sh Boom by The Crew Cuts

  2021-05-18 01:41

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  Marketing done right

  Does he have a lazy eye?

  2021-05-16 19:58

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  oh bravo

  Bottom one definitely is a bug girl. I recall seeing a clip that if you walk too close to her, she chases you in a swarm of bugs and eats you. You can't escape either. The bottom girl is also the top girls daughter I believe.

  2021-05-16 19:45

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  Doggie

  Once I was also on call with my boyfriend and I woke up and half awake tried to get his attention by meowing at him. He won't let me live it down.

  2021-05-16 19:39

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  actually

  I used to sneak down to watch Family Guy with my mum. I'd hear the dododododoooo when it shows the house.

  2021-05-16 07:17

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  can confirm

  As a British woman, I agree. You forgot the overly long lashes though.

  2021-05-15 17:20

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  Not my time

  That's shredded holy shit. I thought my boyfriend fucked his tire when he ramped a kerb, but that looks like it's been stabbed numerous times.

  2021-05-14 05:21

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  Them losing weight shows that they care about their bodi...

  Lizzo is disgusting and people need to stop praising fat people saying it's normal. She'll be dead by 40.

  2021-05-13 16:01

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  true

  How do you shave? I'm scared of chopping off something important.

  2021-05-13 09:42

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  CHINA NUMBER ONE

  Sounds very American.

  2021-05-13 07:45

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  true

  Tbf it's hard to see in the shower when you're blind. I need contacts in the shower so I can see what I'm doing.

  2021-05-13 07:44

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  Birb peaple

  It will be. Plus if the face deteriorates, it's easier to replace than the doll.

  2021-05-13 04:47

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  Both did bad things to one another but Israel started it,...

  Weird how America sides with Palestine yet the UK sides with Israel.

  2021-05-12 12:56

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  Truth

  It is, which confuses me as it isn't really part for LGBT, or I wouldn't class it anyway. If you're born with both sexual organs, you are both genders, so you can essentially pick one. It's not like you want to be another gender.

  2021-05-12 02:26

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  Support the Noahic Covenant.

  LGBT won't be happy in the the UK as the NHS stole the rainbow to represent the "hero nurses"

  2021-05-12 02:19

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  Birb peaple

  It's weird, you can interchange their faces.

  2021-05-12 02:18

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  Happy timesz

  Be funnier if it was playing on the main tv. As a kid if have to sneak down early just to get the TV for a bit.

  2021-05-12 02:17

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  true lol

  As an ex-iphone user, Apple maps is awful. Doesn't even show you the lane you should be in. It often got me lost. Up Google maps.

  2021-05-11 12:09

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  I lead others to a treasure I can not posses

  Could that burst and potentially put the fire out?

  2021-05-11 01:41

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  guys this is how the people in halloween town died

  How could you forget oogie boogie? he's the best one.

  2021-05-10 10:32

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  Meme

  That's not a doge, that's a Pomeranian

  2021-05-10 09:01

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  Degen vs normal

  Mmm why does this feel like arian propaganda? As some who wears natural makeup, has natural hair, in a committed relationship and emphasises natural beauty, I'd only have a child when we're financially stable and have a career. House wife is boring.

  2021-05-09 03:33

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  my ass

  This is men in black international. It's shit and predicable, is nothing like the old men in blacks.

  2021-05-08 14:07

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  Simply beautiful

  That poor mercedes

  2021-05-08 14:05

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  THEY HAVE EVOLVLED

  There's a snapchat video of the whole event. She's getting kicked out by her boyfriend as he's throwing her clothes out the window and she kicks off with him. I'm assuming it's the boyfriend's mum that won't let her in so she burns down the house.

  2021-05-07 09:37

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  Labour Redwall

  Voted conservative today. I hope us northerners finally go blue in Manchester. We won't. But the thoughts nice.

  2021-05-06 12:25

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  FIIISSSHHH AND CHIPSSS

  But they're CRISPS

  2021-05-05 05:14

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  Antifa

  Didn't know Leatherface was part of Antifa

  2021-05-05 05:11

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  What's titles, precious?

  No offence but... Where are her lips?

  2021-05-05 05:10

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  Our Quiet. -- M00fins

  I love the water!

  2021-05-05 05:07

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  The Ultimate Boomer

  Is this Sy Borgman from Harley Quinn on Channel 4?

  2021-05-03 13:42

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  I’ve never met this man in my life

  Not really fuck off, more "Are you fucking kidding me"

  2021-05-03 03:59

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  Carrot

  This entire picture is overly British.

  2021-05-03 03:58

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  j.

  This is bang on. According to them, it's always the straight white man's fault as they "can't be oppressed"

  2021-05-03 03:50

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  Fuck you

  One day I was walking down a path between some houses, I was about 15, and some kids threatened to beat me with sticks.

  2021-05-02 19:21

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  Isaac

  *skips*

  2021-05-02 18:15

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  this has to be fake

  Nope. Personally, I'd still do breaths as it's giving the person the best chance of life, but it's the risk of us "catching covid" or them suing us. It's utter stupidity. All we do now is pump their chest until the defib comes.

  2021-05-02 14:09

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  this has to be fake

  As a lifeguard, when rescuing someone from a spinal accident, we have to wear masks in the water. Even if they get wet, it's really stupid. We're not allowed to give breaths for CPR unless it's the first 5 for a drowning and then it's just compressions.

  2021-05-02 13:58

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  Chadinator

  *Perry noises*

  2021-05-01 17:24

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  Eyes like a hawk

  Is James Franco hot? I can't tell.

  2021-04-30 17:08

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  Boom

  Is Cold Dirty Bastard going to be the new SoyDolphin?

  2021-04-28 15:42

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  Old meme, current event

  Actually, it's in Florida. They're a form of trapdoor spider.

  2021-04-28 13:19

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  why is there a smile on my face

  Nah Cole is hot.

  2021-04-28 02:29

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  Chauvin

  I think he'll "die in prison" and then be let out with another name.

  2021-04-28 02:26

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  politics

  I read this in the voice of the Hippo from Pantsahat on YouTube.

  2021-04-27 20:24

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  The Oscars

  Anthony Hopkins deserved the award.

  2021-04-27 20:23

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  Ha

  NGL I've seen some ugly women in porn ads. You see their body in clothes and you're like hmm she could be hot and then they're naked with saggy boobs and that weird tummy women get. As a woman myself, I'm grateful I don't look like that but I dread aging.

  2021-04-27 20:20

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  omg it glows

  Damn it got deleted.

  2021-04-27 04:17

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  omg it glows

  I'm praying for you.

  2021-04-26 16:43

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  Coldirtybastard.com

  I have a 2009 Nissan Pixo and it has roll up windows.

  2021-04-26 13:20

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  Lord of the...

  Do you wear wigs?

  2021-04-26 03:24

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  am I michael jackson or wa

  As a British person, the guy on the right is also British.

  2021-04-25 08:56

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  sus

  I have no clue what you're talking about.

  2021-04-24 17:32

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  omg love this

  Admittedly. I'm not a fan of Jim Carrey. He's a brilliant actor, but as a person he seems insane, like being anti-vax. And he gives me off vibes.

  2021-04-24 03:25

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  Coming to a town near you. You too, France.

  Rightly so if they're going to murder and rape them for trying to make a living. Fuck the South African farm attacks. However the news won't show white xenophobia. It doesn't sell.

  2021-04-24 03:16

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