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  I am Groot

  Morning wood

  2016-01-27 21:33

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  Visits

  And 9/11

  2016-01-27 15:05

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  Sadness indeed

  So much black

  2016-01-27 15:04

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  gotta keep it real

  

  2016-01-27 14:58

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  gotta keep it real

  *takes shit*

  2016-01-27 14:57

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  Last comment wins cookie

  Guess whooooo

  2015-10-08 02:52

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  Favorite game now or as a kid?

  Is he suppose to look like Cloud from Final Fantasy 7?

  2015-10-08 02:25

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  boys are jerks

  threesome*

  2015-10-07 01:36

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  .........

  She kinda looks like Emma Stone

  2015-09-14 02:47

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  Idea credit: husband

  My mom would always put salsa in ours

  2015-09-14 02:43

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  The MILF Kind

  Mom is secretly Daphene from Scooby Doo

  2015-09-13 19:26

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  title wants JFK to do the rain dance on me

  'So much hate' or 'shaking my head'

  2015-09-12 20:44

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  This bitch follow you if you follow

  “Love and HipHop: Hollywood” her name is Nikki Mudarris

  2015-09-12 15:14

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  2 Types Of People,I would be the second

  What about the Diary of Anne Frank

  2015-09-09 02:04

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  Goku

  And you don't have to be with the wife for 24/7

  2015-09-08 03:11

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  Wtf

  It's for all the

  2015-09-08 02:10

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  Last comment wins cookie

  ^ ¿que?

  2015-09-06 05:18

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  Bush

  hair is weird

  2015-09-06 03:48

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  It happens to me too

  I would want a clown to ejaculate over my face then

  2015-09-06 03:33

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  Sleep tight,pupper

  If you want to sleep or past out just chug a shit ton of Nitequil

  2015-09-06 03:27

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  LOL

  Not the seals!!!!

  2015-09-05 00:17

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  Kim

  Kim Jong Un

  2015-09-03 21:22

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  TRUTH

  nobody wants to fuck the shit out of me

  2015-09-03 21:09

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  Poop

  Larry Stylinson

  2015-09-02 03:08

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  MECHADICK

  I just meant why get 8 when you can get 10 etc.

  2015-09-02 02:40

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  Like seriously. y'all stupid

  Why is one eye blue and the other brown?

  2015-09-02 01:20

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  MECHADICK

  Why would you just get an 8 inch go big or go home

  2015-09-01 22:17

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  Hmph

  I'm 47 years old now fuck off

  2015-08-31 20:30

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  Hmph

  ^

  2015-08-31 19:53

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  Hmph

  That tweet is fake but ok

  2015-08-31 19:52

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  never trust a black pizza delivery guy

  There's never too much sausage

  2015-08-31 01:45

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  Kanye die please

  Kanye just speaks retard it's not his fault

  2015-08-28 23:14

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  No, this is called steroids

  No this is called gential herpes

  2015-08-28 22:58

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  blowjob is better than no job...

  Same

  2015-08-28 00:52

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  blowjob is better than no job...

  I'm in high school

  2015-08-27 19:36

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  it's IN-PASTA-BOWL

  I can't look at her mouth without thinking/seeing mustache

  2015-08-27 01:06

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  3rd comment gets a pitchfork

  That girl in the back tho

  2015-08-26 15:10

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  Damn, now shit gets real.

  Idek

  2015-08-26 03:47

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  Murder with a smile

  Just walk in to find a clown orgy

  2015-08-26 03:04

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  LUL

  if you suck the peas into your mouth is that considered a blow job?

  2015-08-26 03:01

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  Damn, now shit gets real.

  When I was a kid I used to think Goku was cute and I wanted him to beat the crap out of me

  2015-08-26 02:58

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  Last comment wins cookie

  looking through the comments and rereading my dumb silly ones, oh has the time fly

  2015-08-26 02:55

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  run...

  He's a goat expert

  2015-08-25 23:33

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  brown sauce is the best

  White people

  2015-08-25 23:32

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  Now you know!

  

  2015-08-25 23:31

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  title surfing

  wtf I tried uploading this and it didn't pass last week smh

  2015-08-23 19:50

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  .

  I still do that and I'm a senior

  2015-08-23 16:05

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  .

  Niall Horan

  2015-08-23 15:58

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  Last comment wins cookie

  Secret time! I want to fuck John F. Kennedy and make Jackie watch cos he's all mine for tonight! Oh!

  2015-08-22 23:54

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  he made a bloody mess

  Is that Sleeping Beauty

  2015-08-22 17:00

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  Lol he really is

  He's probably Hawaiian

  2015-08-22 16:28

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  5th comments licks cow utters

  Idk but sounds relaxing

  2015-08-22 16:25

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  .

  Sorry father but I accidently spilled some milk

  2015-08-22 16:20

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  This isn't how it works...!!!

  Take shits with doors open

  2015-08-22 14:57

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  I want to bath myself in John F Kennedy's 50 year old cum

  It's not twisted it's called love

  2015-08-22 14:54

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  9 days til release

  Snake looks like the dad from that 70's show

  2015-08-22 02:49

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  You big bitches

  I feel like not paying child support cos I'm to much of a gangster

  2015-08-21 14:24

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  BadASS

  It's Thor's dildo

  2015-08-21 14:11

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  So freakin' hot

  I don't understand how people aren't sweating and I'm like Niagara Falls over here

  2015-08-20 03:07

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  Would you?

  Yes I would give him the best bj if he let me pass him

  2015-08-19 22:47

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  Hue

  Going in dry

  2015-08-19 01:32

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  i hate it when i wake up in my teachers bed

  So would he have a big penis or a small one?

  2015-08-18 23:28

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  Mother of selfies..

  Throw a coin watch them all get mad and fight each other for it

  2015-08-18 23:22

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  He looks so sad

  I literally saw this yesterday *sighs*

  2015-08-18 23:12

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  O

  That's a quote from Niall Horan though

  2015-08-18 20:01

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  E

  But wouldn't you get granny hands

  2015-08-18 02:03

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  watch out

  I wouldn't mind him coming over I would just prob eat his ass like groceries

  2015-08-17 03:27

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  Now we know how puppets are made☕

  Joan Cornella comics are the best

  2015-08-17 02:35

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  taco bell is life

  She later suffered the consciences from explosive direrrhera

  2015-08-17 02:32

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  Lol

  Plot twist: it's a male dog

  2015-08-17 02:23

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  Lol

  Or just give him the best head ever !

  2015-08-17 02:21

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  And She's a Mom...

  It unlocks that big cunt of yours Kim

  2015-08-17 02:21

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  Rape second comment with upvotes

  Can I get some of the action?

  2015-08-17 02:16

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  Oh dats nasty

  Jesus Christ

  2015-08-17 02:09

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  comment favorite superhero

  Batman

  2015-08-17 02:08

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  Relationships

  Well do you want your dick sucked or not?

  2015-08-17 02:06

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  3rd comment watches porn

  thatsphucked.com tho

  2015-08-15 18:49

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  I want

  Mhmmm diabeetus

  2015-08-15 08:41

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  Noah sending out a dove and very true too

  

  2015-08-15 08:40

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  Selfie :3

  Taking selfies is a lot harder for us ugly people okay

  2015-08-15 08:40

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  Jajajaja

  Ooooh George!

  2015-08-15 08:38

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  got em

  Isn't cum healthy too?

  2015-08-15 08:36

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  Mmmm. Comfy

  That's how it sounds/feels when I try grabbing a snack during the night

  2015-08-15 08:35

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  Nice and smooth

  um someone's going to get finger banged

  2015-08-15 08:33

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  Rock vs Guy who rubs his balls, Book it Vince.

  I was about to but I woke up like dam it was going to be the best bj ever

  2015-08-15 07:41

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  Rock vs Guy who rubs his balls, Book it Vince.

  I had a dream where Dwayne Johnson wanted me to blow him

  2015-08-15 05:04

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  Last comment wins cookie

  Indeed

  2015-08-15 04:14

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  Never meant to make your daughter cry

  The Outkast

  2015-08-14 02:00

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  Get ready for freddy m8

  I still look like shit

  2015-08-13 07:16

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  rap songs

  Ass so fat I need to fap

  2015-08-13 07:06

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  *HYPED FOR COMIKET AND TOUHOU 15:LOLK*

  Five followers

  2015-08-11 15:14

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  Replaying fallout 3 and nv again today

  I usually just left some things in a trash bin in some town I could always fast travel to

  2015-08-11 13:01

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  I blame Obama for his death!

  And he splatter all over Jackie Kennedy and made her scream

  2015-08-11 12:59

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  he is already taken

  I think the guy didn't want her to come off easy or desperate so he ran after her saying that's he's already taken I guess that's the joke lol but I'm not so sure

  2015-08-11 12:43

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  No chill

  Nigglets?

  2015-08-11 02:52

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  Good Guy JFK

  That's my man!

  2015-08-11 02:05

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  Good Guy JFK

  Yes the Kennedy's were really rich

  2015-08-11 02:05

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  ...

  Is that Jay Z next to MJ?

  2015-08-10 21:21

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  Hurry up Fuck Boi!

  I would purposely sneak out of class early just to be first in line

  2015-08-10 21:11

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  ...

  I wouldn't mind

  2015-08-10 21:10

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