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  Dentist impressed by my panic-brushing masterpiece

  I always wondered why my parents made me do this just before the dentists, as if it would improve anything... Then i did work experience at a dentist and realised it's good to brush before your appt. So the dentist doesn't have to smell your stinky mouth.

  2025-05-19 09:36

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  2nd Amendment

  ... and yet, y'all are sitting on your guns while trump hands your country to the billionaires and Russians. You've already got a runaway government. Change my mind.

  2025-04-07 19:58

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  Sad but true

  All politicians vilify immigration publicly as they know it will get them votes, but they always fall short of "dealing" with immigration because its good for the economy. Left wing, right wing, doesnt matter

  2025-03-29 08:55

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  dongs in a user

  But with deliberation.

  2025-03-15 20:34

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  No title

  He was jailed because he unwittingly exposed flaws in the system, and that pissed off people higher up the food chain than him. No good deed goes unpunished.

  2025-03-11 21:20

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  Cow vs bike

  And the cow jumped over the... oop, never mind.

  2025-03-11 20:59

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  Use your ticket

  And the bloke in the high viz just stands there. He should be the one stopping people jumping the barrier no?

  2025-02-17 06:27

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  Even the cat thought: What the hell is she saying

  No it isn't

  2024-12-19 20:49

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  don't smoke guys

  I do like smoked ham

  2024-12-19 20:46

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  Just a coincidence huh?

  We are?? Why, what a coincidence.

  2024-12-19 20:44

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  Kinda does

  What's wrong with his hands?

  2024-12-19 20:42

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  .webp meme

  Mostly, it's just inconvenient as they open in a browser instead of whatever default image programme you use.

  2024-11-19 14:46

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  .webp meme

  As a frequent user of internet i can relate to this image, therefore i have exhaled sharply from my nose in response to it.

  2024-11-19 14:12

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  Getting tan

  Don't ignore the sine(s) of madness

  2024-11-12 15:25

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  Harry Potter by Tim Burton

  Not me waiting for bellatrix to just be a straight up image of helena bonham carter, the most tim burton-esque person it could possibly be.

  2024-10-21 12:13

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  Free the ship

  That's a lot of work just to water a field.

  2024-10-11 18:28

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  Inclusion gaming

  Go woke, go broke muthafakkaaaa. See you down the job centre.

  2024-10-11 18:08

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  Far Cry 5 soundtrack meme

  Original Command&Conquer and Red Alert soundtracks were on my standard play lists for twenty years.

  2024-10-11 18:06

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  How traffic jams start

  That's why maintaining gaps is so important. If you break, you cause the 20 cars behind you to break, each one slightly harder. If you ease off the gas instead, the flow of traffic continues without negative effect.

  2024-10-11 17:50

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  leave some girls for the rest of us dude

  It's giving inbetweeners

  2024-09-23 20:28

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  Aw hell yeah

  Hell yeah!

  2024-09-23 20:19

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  Steam meme

  Ubisoft need to suck a bag of dicks

  2024-09-18 20:00

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  My generation gets too offended

  Don't just whip it out... slap it on the table and demand insertion

  2024-09-14 22:40

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  *taps pockets*

  "HONEEYYYYY... HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHALANX? THE 43RD LEGION..." "IT'S ON THE SIDE" "NO ITS.. " OH... here it is."

  2024-09-10 15:06

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  Hawk tuah girl podcast meme

  Ho's do be ho'ing

  2024-09-04 13:27

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  Get that through your thick skulls, yanks

  Surprised to see a yank acknowledge that anything exists outside of America, especially where sports are concerned.

  2024-08-25 18:27

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  Get that through your thick skulls, yanks

  Do my feet smell like balls? Or do my balls smell like feet?

  2024-08-25 18:26

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  Borderlands 4 Announced

  That's great news. The consequences of that situation continuing into a 7th day could have been quite shit.

  2024-08-21 17:25

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  Borderlands 4 Announced

  

  2024-08-21 17:24

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  shitpost

  My dog

  2024-08-17 09:21

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  I watch star wars for the plot

  Gazongas if you prefer

  2024-08-12 03:10

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  Old Gold

  That right hook though.

  2024-06-27 01:48

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  A sign made to eliminate them all

  I have a feeling he'll miss it somehow.

  2024-06-26 16:50

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  chat is this real?

  Stop, stop! Its already dead!

  2024-06-17 10:31

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  What should GOD do?

  So 102% of orange county's population is white or black women?

  2024-06-08 15:49

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  Nikola Tesla X-Ray

  He Nailed it

  2024-06-04 13:19

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  When you are brainwashed

  As a straight white man... Have it. Take it all. I'm tired and want my bed. You can have all of it.

  2024-05-29 11:24

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  Be the example

  Wrong meme. You want the next one.

  2024-05-22 12:01

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  pride month

  He's not against them at all. He's against them celebrating their identity being based on sexual gratification. Didn't you listen?

  2024-05-18 12:58

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  why spoon

  I haven't heard the name 'Woll Smoth' in over 17 years.

  2024-05-15 16:00

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  Ah yes Protecled :stonks:

  You've gotta watch them high tamparatures.

  2024-05-07 18:21

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  Bacon

  Only the £20's and £50's... Although with the economy the way it is, i wouldn't be surprised if people couldn't afford it and downgraded to £5 notes instead.

  2024-05-05 15:19

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  Mika

  It doesnt matter They're both fictional places

  2024-04-21 18:48

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  Not mine ... but I like it

  Thick thighs save lives.

  2024-04-11 22:39

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  Nothing new, but still... (╯°□°)╯

  Biggest earthquake in decades apparently. Hope everyone is okay over there.

  2024-04-06 14:05

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  They stole the mountain

  Whomst?

  2024-03-26 16:45

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  yep

  The fact that the man is expected, nay forced to pay up even if he's not the father just shows that we live in a clown world.

  2024-03-25 19:25

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  They stole the mountain

  Why?

  2024-03-25 19:21

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  Lesbian stories

  No, its Stjepan Sejic. Similar in art style to Incase with absolutely immaculate storytelling. Well worth a look believe me.

  2024-03-25 11:28

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  "Great art challenges". At least these will be noticed.

  *art.

  2024-03-17 15:32

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  Hmm

  Call the ho'lice

  2024-03-16 13:30

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  This

  

  2024-03-15 23:11

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  Helpful tips

  Meditate for 10m you say?

  2024-03-15 23:10

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  idk for tittle

  I pity the fool who sees turtles or pandas

  2024-03-05 18:45

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  stonks

  Why she sound like forrest gump tho?

  2024-02-20 19:34

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  Venice Carnival looks awesome

  It's winter from Vivaldi's four seasons. Exquisite piece to complement some exquisite looks.

  2024-02-20 19:23

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  Asking the invaders to protect the country

  M ight be subversive if it's just for the sake of tokenism and target employment of cultural diversity.

  2024-02-12 19:13

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  Who's cutting onions?

  Lt Dan, You got new legs!

  2024-02-08 10:14

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  Rolls Royce robbery

  Keyless entry is so convenient.... For the car thieves.

  2024-02-08 06:41

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  “Yes, no, working backwards, forwards”

  Biden is president of Switzerland?

  2024-01-31 15:39

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  Old thief

  

  2024-01-23 15:11

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  quick maths

  Now double that because there is no way exactly half of the people were men. More like 85%

  2024-01-18 14:51

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  Zapp Brannigan

  ...And make sure you get some of my uniform in the shot. Such fine velouuuuur will enhance the sexiness of my sexy poseh.

  2024-01-06 19:15

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  Nnnooo?

  

  2024-01-06 19:09

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  Balloonfest 1986

  Ah yes. The consequences of man's hubris

  2024-01-05 21:16

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  This is the coolest yet most useless thing ever

  Hell yeah!

  2023-12-28 18:37

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  Superman meme

  The point -> • You ->

  2023-12-22 20:04

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  Math wiz

  The confidence

  2023-12-13 02:05

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  Bottom text

  Remember guys... according to society, we don't need help with anything and just need to man up.

  2023-11-07 15:25

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  Hulkception

  Worst loop ever. What's going on with the hair on the right of the image? Jarring. Just terrible.

  2023-11-03 10:21

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  Title needs no title

  That is the stare of someone who is unhinged. The text just backs up that theory.

  2023-10-28 10:55

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  They could first test this in a little more civilised cou...

  R etrospectively, I believe they may need to re-think this idea

  2023-10-17 14:53

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  yeah

  The game itself was okay. Very similar to fallout 3 in gameplay. Story was good. I liked the corporate dystopia elements.

  2023-10-10 19:38

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  Tricks are for kids

  Persuasion has been replaced by coercion in the eyes of society.... So no. We will not be putting ourselves at risk of allegations of coercion tyvm!

  2023-09-03 14:07

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  It's cooked

  seen creeping away moments before the blaze.

  2023-08-29 07:55

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  Do it

  A smallish umbrella and a coyote costume?

  2023-08-26 18:40

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  Wait for me Japan!

  4ways are located in Asia-

  2023-08-25 17:32

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  mmmm yaaas

  Nostalgia is marketable.

  2023-08-21 02:51

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  Title

  Why would you kick your beautiful bear wife?

  2023-08-20 16:57

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  Tf2

  The nanobots weren't sentient as such... They were medical nanos which fell to earth during the blitz. Their pod broke open and they were just following their base programming.

  2023-08-15 13:53

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  Which one is the rock?

  None of them... Obviously.

  2023-08-14 18:53

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  Free antivirus software

  

  2023-08-14 10:30

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  What?

  What in the 1984 Orwellian dystopia is going on here?

  2023-08-14 09:38

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  Hh

  I.. I'm Kenough!

  2023-08-07 16:47

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  Here's a picture of the moon I took.

  Where did you take the moon? Anywhere nice? Did you leave any moons for the next customer? How many moons were there to begin with? How big were the moons? Was it one size fits all?

  2023-08-01 06:42

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  They can literally sleep anywhere

  In every way except appearance, I am panda

  2023-07-24 13:27

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  There you go!

  I see you are also a man of culture.

  2023-07-06 04:35

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  Bollocks

  We'll also enjoy our basic employment rights protection, better food standards, and all the school kids who make it through to adulthood without being shot.

  2023-07-05 07:50

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  If you are reading this and it happens to be your birthda...

  Boats n' hoes

  2023-07-05 07:37

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  It's not working clearly

  Is it "your" democracy, or your "democracy" ?

  2023-06-24 17:23

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  Just say 2 and half years old

  What freaky-ass baby looks like that at 2 and a half? We've found the secret of eternal youth gentlemen..

  2023-06-09 02:28

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  Thank you ben

  

  2023-06-06 04:15

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  Rather than transphobic lighting,

  

  2023-06-01 15:04

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  Announcement for all discord users

  Welp. Ima go masturbate.

  2023-05-21 11:00

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  Boom

  Hillbilly fishing tutorial

  2023-05-19 06:49

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  He mad

  Yes

  2023-05-18 06:40

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  Comically long stairs

  Nah, i just saw this last night, and it seems like this clip has had some footage cut. The fall took longer irl

  2023-05-02 13:41

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  WHAT... Is your favorite color?

  Damn. I was 2 x hours too slow.

  2023-05-01 15:16

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  d0ngs in a pronouns

  Pronouns are only relevant when talking "about" someone anyway... not "to" them... so they won't hear it, and thus its not a problem for them.... There ya go, i fixed it.

  2023-04-29 15:23

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  Fuck

  Ex-wife

  2023-04-29 15:19

  +5