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  Which pill would you choose?

  As cool as time stopping would be, I have a genetic trait that makes me sneeze between 5-15 times any time I sneeze and I have allergies, so i gotta go with number 1, then stop taking allergy meds, then profit

  2021-09-29 16:44

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  Which pill would you choose?

  But do you get 21 seconds or 0.9+10 seconds (10.9) this math just doesnt check out

  2021-09-29 16:37

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  holy angels

  Why are they playing super mario with Sega controllers?

  2021-09-22 18:55

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  A meme I made to troll my Overwatch loving friend some ti...

  Rest in peace Christiane Louise, the voice actress of Mercy and Cortana from Halo, she was murdered last month

  2021-09-14 22:38

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  I’m offering help

  No thanks I'm not interested in the massive cult that is religion

  2021-09-14 08:57

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  Relatable

  Though the main reason you get dizzy when standing up is due to your blood pooling in your legs then when you stand up your body tries to quickly move that blood from your legs by speeding up your hears and constricting your veins, causing dizziness

  2021-09-12 08:18

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  Relatable

  Low blood pressure is the biggest cause of dizziness since your brain isnt getting enough blood, but high blood pressure can cause dizziness too that's why I didnt say high or low I just said off

  2021-09-12 08:17

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  dongs in a shitpost

  Honestly when I mod the most depressing part is when 90% of the memes I downvote get published anyways

  2021-09-11 22:28

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  My phone always off

  I am the only morning person in a family full of night owls, also all of my friends are night owls, so yes I keep my phone on silent so I dont get woken up by random texts at 2am

  2021-09-10 07:47

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  Relatable

  It's because your blood pressure is off

  2021-08-18 18:42

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  Batman

  I thought they decided to make a movie based on a different kryptonian who is black and from an alternate timeline where he survived instead of our superman, is this not true anymore?

  2021-08-03 13:44

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  sure… friends

  For the love of all that is good and right in this world, do not! I repeat DO NOT!! Check out the nhentai numbers posted above, makes Emergence look like a disney movie

  2021-07-28 17:30

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  Game bosses be like

  as a D&D player I thought you had put in a typo, but I see from the comments it's just a stat from Terraria or Roblox and you didnt actually mean 2d+15 lol

  2021-07-18 16:23

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  I would say YEAH SHE DIRTY LIKE WALMART BUT I LIKE

  Exactly I'm an ex walmart employee and that's exactly how it went, also the only reason its behind the glass is because of people who are too embarrassed to take it to the cashier so they steal it instead

  2021-07-17 10:16

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  how

  I think this game is game dev tycoon and if it is, then they released a pirated version in secret on piracy websites that is unbeatable because piracy keeps making your game sales turn out garbage Honestly it's a pretty good troll

  2021-07-15 18:08

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  Clit commander

  It really depends on the woman I have been with women in the past where they wanted lots of clit stimulation but my wife actually doesnt like clit stimulation because hers is painfully sensitive and she prefers more vaginal licking during oral

  2021-07-11 22:52

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  From Edgy to ehh

  My hero acedemia, Ochako Uraraka

  2021-07-07 13:22

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  he would ruin other peoples lives tho

  Also there are plenty of CEOs who get paid insane wages and still run the company into the ground only to go to another company and do the same thing all over again

  2021-07-07 11:07

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  he would ruin other peoples lives tho

  Pretty sure with the other CEOs present and the board of investors and other higher up people, who would step in and say no to bad ideas, it would be close to impossible to bankrupt a company by accedent in a month

  2021-07-07 11:07

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  Le happy 4th freeaboos

  Fight for what's right! Fight for your liiiife!

  2021-07-06 13:18

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  don't do it

  It's also so blocky it takes a second to even realize what's going on so I really dont see the need for a meme warning about it

  2021-07-06 12:20

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  "And then he says 'less goooo'"

  Honestly me too until I saw everyone else saying it was dababy lol

  2021-06-28 06:21

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  Funni as fuck

  I read this at first as he pranked her so hard she spoke to the snapchat manager and I kept wondering how she would do that lol

  2021-06-27 23:22

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  Bonk oh mighty, hornyjail surpreme

  And number 2 is from Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru, none of the 3 are hentai's though redo of a healer is 90% a hentai and 100% a screwed up show that will mess with your head

  2021-06-26 22:35

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  "And then he says 'less goooo'"

  What funny is this applies to more then one singer, it also applies to Michael Jackson when he turns into a car in his movie Moomwalker

  2021-06-26 22:28

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  True

  The problem at least in American is the brainwashed 2 party system we have where no matter what the officials policies are all we do is go: "they are Red/Blue and I identify as Red/Blue therefore I will vote for them "

  2021-06-20 23:12

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  Meme #2

  So unless samsung decides to ditch Bixby and restructure their virtual assistant I dont see anyone getting Sam on their phones

  2021-06-08 11:01

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  Meme #2

  Unfortunately Sam is a rejected virtual assistant idea that they passed up for Bixby and only now has the rejected idea of Sam been shown to the public

  2021-06-08 11:00

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  Meme #3

  I'm pretty sure she is actually a rejected idea for the Samsung assistant, they went with Bixby instead

  2021-06-08 10:59

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  Ocean boi wants headpats

  Looks more like the octopus is trying to get away to me

  2021-06-08 10:15

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  Wait seven seconds it isnt cursed anymore it turns into s...

  Dokudenpa is apparently the name of a doujinshi company that makes hentai manga and this is a test video for them, just look up yuki-chan sensei

  2021-06-07 21:04

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  Wait seven seconds it isnt cursed anymore it turns into s...

  Dokudenpa is what I found

  2021-06-07 20:35

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  Wait seven seconds it isnt cursed anymore it turns into s...

  Video is gone any other way to find it?

  2021-06-06 23:37

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  food for virgins?

  Sounds like someone was on edibles when they came up with this tweet

  2021-06-02 08:01

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  Lol

  Eventually if you do it enough in real life it becomes a habit and you will start doing it in your dreams too, it also helps to write down your dreams as soon as you wake up so you start remembering dreams better

  2021-06-01 08:33

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  Lol

  The trick is to add something like this into your regular every day waking habit, I used to do lucid dreaming and my trigger was to double check the time regularly because it would change in dreams but not in real life

  2021-06-01 08:31

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  e

  Obviously its frosting, if someone could jizz that perfectly and elegantly with multiple layering thin lines then I feel like they would be the most famous porn star of all time

  2021-05-30 00:24

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  Title

  My little brother committed suicide on April 1st of this year and it has devastated my family, especially my mom who still has random panic attacks and crying fits that she cant control, please dont put your family through what mine is going through

  2021-05-30 00:21

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  Nice

  How do you not know? If you did not make the meme yourself then it's a repost

  2021-05-26 14:15

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  Found at my local video rental store

  Unfortunately it shut down this last year

  2021-05-26 09:15

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  Dr. Who but better?

  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Doctor_Who_episodes_(1963%E2%80%931989)

  2021-05-23 12:47

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  Dr. Who but better?

  I looked it up and the cavemen where the first adventure but I still dont know if chronologically they are the earliest in time the doctor has traveled the Aztecs where like the 6th one according to wikipedia

  2021-05-23 12:44

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  Dr. Who but better?

  I may be wrong but that would still have you starting with the first few episodes of the first season, since they go back to cave man times in the first little story arc the show ever did

  2021-05-23 06:55

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  Invisible ankle breaker

  Nice, the gods cursed me with double jointed ankles, so I dont even have to be walking to twist them and end up on the floor in pain

  2021-05-19 17:09

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  lmao

  My big issue is my pillow is perfect if I lay on my side but when I roll onto my back its too large and I'm the kind of person that swaps between back and side all night

  2021-05-18 21:05

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  Dark Souls vs The last of us part 2

  All except DS2 that is, I beat it just to complete the series but its absolutely garbage, mostly because it wasnt made by Miyazaki, unlike all the others

  2021-05-16 22:39

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  Dark Souls vs The last of us part 2

  I have a similar issue, I love DS1 so much every time I start a new souls game I get upset at any differences and end up putting it down, then after a while I come back to it, and end up liking it, because I know what to expect and that it's not DS1

  2021-05-16 22:37

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  A world full of penis

  Knowing rednecks they will probably duct tape some hoses to the tail pipes and run them out of the the "tent" so they can still leave the trucks on

  2021-05-16 22:22

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  A meme found in memedriod...

  For me it was 25 same time i got my first GF, one day I was tired of being single so I started forcing myself to talk to random girls and ask for their numbers if we hit it off, then I moved over to online dating, and that's where i met my current wife

  2021-05-16 20:46

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  Real survey question but does it have an answer?

  I agree also a horses teeth and mouth are not made for biting so at that size they would have a hard time biting you too

  2021-05-16 07:29

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  hard at work

  Honestly this didnt need sound to work

  2021-05-12 22:37

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  Yyt

  Last time doge jump up fast it dropped like this too, it will stabilize and slowly start to rise again

  2021-05-11 08:00

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  That's my nigga Ahmed

  This meme was proved fake years ago but people still post it constantly thinking it's real because too many people beleive everything they read

  2021-05-11 07:55

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  Stand up joke...

  And you get no one laughing but it still shows his crying with happiness face but it's supposed to be sad crying now

  2021-05-10 19:05

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  Stand up joke...

  I feel like this meme used to have 2 alternate versions that have been fused into one, there was the one where no one laughed and the dino looked sad then there was the one where people laughed and he cried with happiness but now they combine both

  2021-05-10 19:04

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  I have been thinking lately

  It's a slang variation of the old British nickname for women "birds" because they where something to be pursued and caught

  2021-05-08 19:13

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  TO THE MOON

  I bought 50$ at .06 I am now up to around 800$

  2021-05-07 22:24

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  So true...

  Also it was something Ringo said that inspired a hard days night so while he didnt write it he contributed to it

  2021-05-07 22:03

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  loud

  I think that's supposed to be Boba's dad Jango, technically Boba did come first but chronologically Jango came first so I'm gonna say the meme checks out

  2021-05-05 22:23

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  Hmph

  Try Dark Souls 3 and/or BloodBorne to get a real feel for the series

  2021-05-03 15:09

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  Hmph

  Dark souls 2 is the metal gear survive of the dark souls franchise, the guy who made demon souls and dark souls was making bloodborne when the studio hired out a new guy/team to make DS2 without his consent, then he came back for DS3, the only bad one is 2

  2021-05-03 15:07

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  Had to google how to spell terraria

  Anyone else remember when Roblox was the thing to hate before fortnight became the thing to hate, the recent acceptance of roblox makes me fearful of the future of fortnight and its perception to the public

  2021-05-03 08:34

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  Can't you be normal?

  Gotcha, thanks for the info

  2021-05-02 15:58

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  Hmph

  I agree with both of you 3 has the best dark souls style gameplay but 1 wins it for nostalgia for me and bloodborne is great in its own style, then 2 is hot garbage compared to 1/3/bloodborne but its not made by the same guy so its expected

  2021-05-02 15:57

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  Hmph

  The origional dark souls is my favorite game of all time and my favorite in the series (even though I agree 3 and bloodborne play better)

  2021-05-01 17:40

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  Can't you be normal?

  I was talking about EDP445 and James Charles but as I said below apparently there is another

  2021-05-01 12:08

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  Can't you be normal?

  I was actually talking about EDP445 and James Charles, but apparently there is a third pedo on Youtube, great...

  2021-05-01 08:02

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  Can't you be normal?

  The sad thing is, this applies to a 2 youtubers right now one super famous and one only kinda famous

  2021-04-30 14:46

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  mine too

  Nice repost, it must be at least 1-2 days since I last saw this one

  2021-04-29 17:02

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  Gotta love the 4kids dub

  Yes

  2021-04-28 14:01

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  buy high sell low

  To be fair it's a good jump when you buy in early I put in 50 when it was .07 and now that 50 is worth 350, honestly wish I had put more in and I know there are ppl who bought when it was less the a cent

  2021-04-28 13:58

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  Gotta love the 4kids dub

  Outside of how many episodes it has one piece has never gotten out of control in my opinion and it has somehow managed to have almost every season be better then the last (filler not included) and hasn't jumped the shark, just stay away from the 4kids dub

  2021-04-27 07:30

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  I just want answers just tell me

  My little brother committed suicide a month ago and it has absolutely destroyed me and my family, please do not do it, if not for yourself then for the friends and family who will be devastated at your passing and cry themselves to sleep at night

  2021-04-25 22:52

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  Fuck around, Find out

  Looks like you posted this twice, I just saw the other one about 5-6 memes back

  2021-04-23 16:41

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  Fair

  Actually most present could read and write to an extent. the reason we think they couldn't is because back then if you didnt speak, read, and write in Latin you where considered illiterate and most present could only do those things in english

  2021-04-10 00:10

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  He's with you now

  Fun fact the Jewish religion evolved from the ancient canaanite religion, originally the jews worshiped a pantheon of Gods but over time merged the 3 most popular gods into one god they called yahweh and removed all the others from their religion over time

  2021-04-09 07:56

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  Smacked

  callie klein

  2021-04-08 20:05

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  Smacked

  I looked up badgalcallie and her porn name is callie klein if anyone is interested

  2021-04-08 20:04

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  800-273-8255. Help is available, you do not have to go th...

  Thanks and honestly nothing but time will help me and my family. but please keep posting this hotline to help save another family from what mine is going through

  2021-04-02 16:37

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  800-273-8255. Help is available, you do not have to go th...

  I'm so sorry to hear that, my brother was arguing with my mom then went and grabbed his gun and shot himself in the head right in front of her and my youngest brother, I'm on day 2 now and I dont think we will ever recover

  2021-04-02 09:51

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  800-273-8255. Help is available, you do not have to go th...

  My little brother committed suicide today, if you are thinking about suicide at all please talk to someone, you have no idea how hard this is on me and my family and I wouldnt wish it on anyone

  2021-04-01 17:43

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  let’s get this bread

  I hate the empty stomach coffee hunger binge where no matter how much you eat you are still ravenously hungry

  2021-03-31 21:31

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  Decaf

  And yes there is a small portion of people who die every year from drinking decaff coffee that didnt have the poisonous chemical properly neutralized

  2021-03-31 14:17

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  Decaf

  Actually decaff is made my putting coffee beans in a chemical that removes the caffeine, they then have to add another chemical to neutralize the first chemical since the first one is poisonous

  2021-03-31 14:16

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  holy fuck

  Anyone notice the food is missing in the mirror

  2021-03-31 14:13

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  Title

  123-45-6789

  2021-03-30 18:05

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  Im 7

  I used to see a lot of something similar when I worked at walmart, we had to ID all teens who accompanied adults buying alcohol, and I would ask for a clearly 18+ year old teens ID and the parent would go "they're only 12!" or something similar

  2021-03-20 21:46

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  Got him

  And thus the worst ending to an arc in all of dragonball happened

  2021-03-16 08:49

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  Zeus needs a bonk

  Also in most centaur origins it isnt Zeus who has sex with a horse to make them its others, though there is a tribe of centaurs that where made when Zeus spilled his seed on the ground after masterbating to Aphrodite

  2021-03-09 22:42

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  Zeus needs a bonk

  Pretty sure Zeus didnt make the minotaur after having sex with a bull, it was king Minos' wife after Poseidon made her fall in love with it to punish king Minos for not sacrificing the proper bull that Poseidon told him to

  2021-03-09 22:38

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  Andrew Guomo

  Excuse me but that is clearly Kenneth Copeland

  2021-03-03 18:10

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  You know the one

  Also interspecies reviewers is just straight up a hentai in disguise as an anime

  2021-03-01 15:00

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  cunt

  I mean, what's the alternative? Jail? Unfortunately you can't just choose not to pay taxes.... unless your super wealthy that is

  2021-02-22 22:44

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  Pigeon

  I'm listening to music right now and the bird is dancing perfectly

  2021-02-20 20:47

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  Embarrassing thougths

  My brain usually goes for the hey remember that eye bleach inducing thing you saw that one time or that super nasty cant stand to think about it thing you saw/heard about, let's keep thinking about those things while u try to sleep

  2021-02-19 15:00

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  Oh no

  Coffee is slightly acidic so I imagine this would deteriorate the contacts and obviously not feel good on your eyes

  2021-02-18 22:58

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  another meme from memasiks

  He quit trying to look good and he mostly quit acting because a Hollywood higher up guy sexually assaulted him and it caused him to go into a depression

  2021-02-17 16:03

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  Handy

  Dont have an origional idea? Try reposting a meme that wasnt even funny the first time anyone saw it!

  2021-02-13 09:05

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  Drugs are good for you

  Honestly looks photoshopped on I will keep an eye out for it next time I watch the move though

  2021-02-10 14:22

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  I'm not trying to get votes off of someone's death. Pleas...

  It was posted in his reddit and tweeted at him, he talked about it in one of his recent videos where he talked about his dads passing and how it effected him

  2021-02-10 00:24

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