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  Grapple

  Dispatch: *real shit*

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  same salary

  And limits on how many from the same family can participate. I don't want more Bushes. 3 is already too many

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  et gonna be ok

  Where were most of the leftists in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and the beginning of 2025. They had 4 years to get evil Drumpf but did nothing

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  Worst PB&J ever!

  

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  airport potion

  

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  I love Democracy

  Afraid of Russian bots, but doesn't want strong voter id

  13h

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  And in church too!

  It has to be edited or something

  13h

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  dream exit

  my brain isn't creative enough to go further than a jumpscare, so any nightmare I have fizzles out once I'm being harmed in the dream.

  13h

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  Exam speedrun

  "Jokes on you buck-a-roo. We're swingers, you lose. Good day sir." *Gives OP a 0*

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  Temperature is priority

  Also we start at 9am so people can't drop by as they drive to work

  14h

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  Skill issue detected

  I dunno. I just started playing Stellar Blade and I'm playing it so poorly. I can't dodge or parry to save my life

  14h

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  Old men DLC

  Or they get invasive brain surgery that normally puts someone out for weeks, but they are ok enough to vote on important bills just a few days later.

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  paint buff

  The cherry blossoms increase tranquility 300%.

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  same salary

  Being a politician shouldn't make any money, it should be done for the love of the game.

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  Temporary forever

  The only thing more permanent is a temporary tax

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  Kojima warned us

  They did!? Go on.

  15h

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  Economy explained

  My idea of a "complete collapse" goes further than the Great Depression. I think of it like MAD induced nuclear destruction, where shit hits the fan so hard, every company is valueless despite their tangible assets like property and equipment

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  Disney moment

  Like Empatojayos Brand sacrificing himself to end Palpatine's clone's plan to transfer his soul to Han and Leias's kid. Also Luke went to the darkside then

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  finally dropped

  $15, but on sale for $11.99 now

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  finally dropped

  Less than you'd expect, but more than you'd hope

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  Economy explained

  If the system completely collapses, that's a new problem never seen before. Until then, dollar cost averaging puts most investors ahead. Just invest some every paycheck or month automatically and it will go up eventually

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  Economy explained

  How would printing more dollars than ever existed prior within a few years hurt its value!? This must be the work of Drumpf and Pootin

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  Still waiting

  They are. I was playing L4D2 recently but it crashed part way through

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  Still waiting

  This just in: Valve is launching a new killer app to accompany the Steam Machine and Steam Frame! It's called, "Left 4 Dead 2: Episode 1"

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  still alive

  You don't want to know... The things he did to survive...

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  Back hurts already

  I'm still annoyed that the moment I turned 30 I started getting gray hairs

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  gooner

  Then there will be the linux guy with his open source sex bot. He's in Arch btw

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  Nice try lender

  *Dave Ramsey intensifies*

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  solid plan

  If only a friend and a kind old man encouraged him to change his name. *the three at a Tatooine courthouse* "Do it Ben, change your name!" *old man nods* "Dew it" *Obi Wan Ben walks out with his friends*

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  War of the Words

  You can say that again again again

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  Meme

  YAAAY!!! \/

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  Trans Rights Matter

  How can I survive without updoots? I guess it's time to fly away! *I'm transbird* *gets squeezed from Bird-Squeezer*

  2026-06-08 14:19

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  Trans Rights Matter

  you mean I don't share the same allegiance and beliefs as a group from 80+ years ago, from halfway accross the world, with completely different societal and economic issues?! Why that would make too much sense...

  2026-06-08 14:15

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  Wrong teammate

  Like when DSP Gaming has a broken clock moment, but his reasoning for the agreeing opinion is so contrived and stupid, you understand why some species eat their young

  2026-06-08 06:04

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  Budget edition

  The left can't meme

  2026-06-08 06:03

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  Smooth

  You win. I can't top that!

  2026-06-06 15:44

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  Smooth

  . . ^ ^ ( Ⓞ ү Ⓞ ) I can make an owl too

  2026-06-06 14:52

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  Ignore. Press it now

  Let's start a fun conversation with a noncontroversial question related to this meme: Is Islam right about women?

  2026-06-06 14:34

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  State employees.

  I want to watch the rest of this documentary. Anyone got a link, I need to see how they get out?

  2026-06-06 14:24

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  Methinks you have an agenda

  Wasn't weird how he got "credibly accused" after talking badly about that Ai PAC thing? I guess data centers don't like criticism

  2026-06-05 15:48

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  package wizard

  "UPS Mandolf"

  2026-06-05 07:07

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  movie chaos

  You mean the avatar films, Star Wars, and Marvel films back when people actually cared couldn't, but the movie I've literally only hear about on memedroid did. I'm pressing "X" to doubt.

  2026-06-05 05:52

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  wifi poetry

  I've been using StayOffMyLAN

  2026-06-05 05:50

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  True

  He also signed that law to that lets the government sieze the property from mega wealthy pados in 2018 that I've literally only heard talked about on the radio back when it happened

  2026-06-04 20:49

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  Instructions unclear.

  She family guy posed... She's not going to make it...

  2026-06-04 20:45

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  America is following Europe over the Cliff to Hell

  What happens when two nongestating people larp as gestating people and get mad that this new law is oppressing them? Checkmate idiot NY Governor

  2026-06-04 20:43

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  I wouldn't do that. Risk/reward algorithm off.

  This is Ai too? Why!?

  2026-06-04 20:37

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  Arguing with internet strangers is fun!

  I have family in Canada I don't see often and I remember them complaining about the flood in 2012, can't imagine how bad it is now

  2026-06-04 15:58

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  Jackie approved

  Imagine being able to get swwet revenge on your past self vicariously through a modern day stand in that volunteered for the role?

  2026-06-04 09:53

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  no kratos

  That's so stupid, I'm going to pretend you're lying

  2026-06-03 14:18

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  ghost shift

  If I had to guess, the devs would answer: Oops, all unreal!

  2026-06-03 11:51

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  Bro understood assignment

  That last part's so messed up it didn't vibe with the content check or me

  2026-06-03 09:09

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  Bro understood assignment

  via what!?

  2026-06-03 09:00

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  Dumpster camera wins

  He really does

  2026-06-03 08:58

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  Playing dead

  At least we know why this chicken crossed the road

  2026-06-03 08:58

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  majestic

  Wait girl lions actually have big eyelashes like the cartoons show!?

  2026-06-03 06:29

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  Seriously George, keep up with the Rogain.

  Looks like Eggman without a mustache

  2026-06-02 20:38

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  Not Mia Kalishnikov

  Ever notice that every major pornographic company is owned by them

  2026-06-02 18:05

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  She's engaged so don't bite her head off

  Gummy bears. The bears that smile back

  2026-06-02 14:37

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  Tat

  If I had a guarantee the formula hasn't changed since 2000, I'd order a slice

  2026-06-02 14:32

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  mother-in-law

  Dang bro. CheDissolaysir just said, "Czech mate"

  2026-06-02 14:30

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  true fear

  Now there's two of them!?

  2026-06-02 14:20

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  Wonder why

  sounds antiseptic

  2026-06-02 08:45

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  Wrong marine animal

  Ouch, that was pretty heckin' crazy

  2026-06-02 08:33

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  new favorite

  I think it has something to do with them deciding to go all in on ARM computing instead of x86. I just saw that AMD and Intel are teaming up to improve x86 because ARM is increasing marketshare

  2026-06-02 08:18

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  new favorite

  Nvidia has a thing for women named Cadence who have at least one arm.

  2026-06-02 08:15

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  what do you think

  

  2026-06-02 08:07

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  league shaken

  Wait it's legal to trade them again!?

  2026-06-02 08:07

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  fan moment

  Wait? You mean to tell me writing a good movie makes more money than pandering for a higher esg score/funds!

  2026-06-02 06:37

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  Devil fruit confirmed

  Imagine eating it and getting the chud chud fruit and it changes literally nothing

  2026-06-02 06:34

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  What a mo

  Damn, he could never live that one down

  2026-06-01 14:51

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  What a mo

  Didn't he nearly croak after eating a vegetable for the first time?

  2026-06-01 11:47

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  Over time, I've found this to be true.

  How can you be so content?

  2026-06-01 11:38

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  İs it a mermaid or a dinosaur

  Poor guy got eaten by a poor fish who couldn't finish his meal before they both got preserved in stone

  2026-06-01 11:35

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  Reddit moderator attempts to steal pizza rolls

  This man is... Uncouth

  2026-06-01 09:27

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  That's a weird horn

  The little goofball thinks he's like a car that won't start in a horror movie

  2026-06-01 06:22

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  Reality check

  Miles of the border wall have went up though, and while the news tried to hide it, Biden continued the project in some areas.

  2026-06-01 06:19

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  Comics

  I was quoted a study that 80% of black, degree-holding women work in government jobs. Don't know if it's true, but my last visit to the dmv checked out

  2026-05-31 22:52

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  What a terrible day to have eyes. Oops, I mean: No

  2026-05-31 22:48

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  taco bookmark

  I had a book from the school library. When I got about 50 pages deep a brown circle appeared and got larger each page turn. It was accompanied by an arrow pointing at it with the words, "My shit runs through this page."

  2026-05-31 09:27

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  Candy crush generation

  I want to see what they do with an Autoblow®

  2026-05-31 09:24

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  Disqualified from art school

  

  2026-05-31 07:27

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  Tat

  When the mosquitoes eat all the jam so there's none left for your family:

  2026-05-30 22:07

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  dongs in a drive

  Gem in one

  2026-05-30 22:05

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  Eternal

  They won't starve, there's imitation gruel too!

  2026-05-30 12:00

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  Disqualified from art school

  Hey Adolf, I need some help with the punchline to this joke. "Why is six afraid of seven?"

  2026-05-30 11:52

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  This meme SOCKS

  Tumblr decided reading posts on their website wasn't confusing enough, so some genius decided to show the nested comment tree by most recent reply name to original comment

  2026-05-30 11:45

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  Great. Now he tells me.

  Goku made that mistake once

  2026-05-30 11:21

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  round 3

  That means this wizard is even more powerful than I originally thought!

  2026-05-30 10:58

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  round 3

  She turned him into an alien cake!

  2026-05-30 05:42

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  I'm not crying

  I figured once they detected a heart beat and then showed the dog with multiple puppies it probably survived

  2026-05-29 15:54

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  And they add that stupid fake grass

  Most are real grass though. They use reel mowers to cut most of it below an inch thick, like the putting greens are .125in/ .318cm tall

  2026-05-29 15:52

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  oura ring 5

  I'm in agreement with that guy from a few memes back that said that anything with the tag newsdroid should be automatically banned

  2026-05-29 12:02

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  ferrari moment

  Imagine buying a Ferrari just to wrap it in the aheago pattern. That'll piss off Ferrari

  2026-05-29 11:55

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  I'm not crying

  Did we watch the same clip?

  2026-05-29 11:32

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  burp

  But did those 300 pound muscle men t-pose and burp to assert their authority? I don't think so

  2026-05-29 11:29

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  That hits harder

  I can't believe old Palpy managed to seduce Anikan so easily

  2026-05-29 11:24

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  Math teachers furious

  I wish I knew this when I was a kid. I messed around with rulers and t-squares

  2026-05-29 11:18

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  bald grind

  It's got that protein

  2026-05-29 10:56

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  Aubrey’s on a roll so she’ll bake it

  If it's a succulent chinese meal, charge it.

  2026-05-29 10:29

  +10